I, a scumbag, only flirt, not marry [Quick Transmigration]

It is said that the authorities are confused but the bystanders are clear. This can almost be called the truth.

As smart as Feng's mother, didn't she shoot herself in the foot because of a moment of confusion?

Thinking back on the recent gossip, Yan Nianxin almost lost his tongue.

Mama Lan loves Mama Feng so much, any fool knows that she will never leave Mama Feng and replace her with anyone in the family, even the stupidest, bah, the most innocent Uncle Liu Xia can see that Mama Lan's departure is definitely a scam, auntie It is absolutely impossible for Auntie to take away Lan's mother's love fruit when the two of them are in good condition.

Pianfeng's mother was stupid.

Gee.

Years of wisdom and wisdom were completely destroyed overnight, and became the laughing stock of the whole family after dinner.

Of course, this is all behind Feng's back, otherwise Feng's mother will definitely go crazy, so the aunt is not afraid of this, and teases Feng's mother openly.

It was when she came home on weekends that she listened to her aunt teasing Mother Feng about what she heard, and then chased after her fourth aunt, acting coquettishly and being cute for a long time, and finally got the first-hand news.

It is said that that night, Mama Feng meowed for most of the night, no, I was wrong, it was Miaomiao who was hoarse until the next day, and when Mama Lan came out to cook, Auntie took a peek and said Mama Feng She has changed into a meow girl, but her face is still the same, except that she has more ears, a tail and a moustache.

The aunt also sighed sourly: Xu Qinglan really likes the third sister, and she still uses the original face at this time, and she doesn't feel tired.

It's no wonder that Auntie is sore, she doesn't have Mengmi to help hide her stomach, not to mention the tiredness of carrying a big belly, the other mother of the key child has disappeared, she is lonely and lacks a wife, it is strange that she is not sore.

In any case, this is another proof that Feng Ma has shot herself in the foot with a stone.

Mama Feng is so stupid that she gave Mama Lan all the pills for two people? !I don't even think about taking this medicine, the dead can be resurrected in situ, how much more alive are the living? !

The fourth aunt said that Mama Lan herself had the body-enhancing talisman she took, which was exactly the same as the one on Uncle Liu Xia's body. It was supposed to enhance physical strength, prolong life and maintain youth, and now she added a elixir for two...

When she heard this, her excited ears were pricked up, and she couldn't wait to know what happened to Feng Ma? !

Unexpectedly, the fourth aunt suddenly braked the car, saying that she is still a child and it is inconvenient to say so clearly, so she can only use an analogy.

What kid? !

Serious protest!

She will be seventeen soon, not a child anymore! ! !

It's a pity that the protest was ineffective, so the fourth aunt still gave her an analogy.

The fourth aunt said, this is like, Lan's mother was originally just an ordinary egg, and an egg shell could hold it. Later, she took a body-strengthening charm in her body, which means that the egg yolk has been pickled into salted egg yolk, making it stronger, but An egg shell can still hold it.

then……

Those two elixirs are like a super-powerful egg beater, beeping away all the egg whites. In this way, where can the small eggshell be held?

What should I do if I can't fit it?

Can only divert excess energy to others.

Lan's mother has no one else in her eyes, only Feng's mother, so... Feng's mother has become the only carrier to bear her excess energy.

This means that, originally, because of the physical strength talisman, Mama Lan and Mama Feng had about the same physical strength, but now...Mama Feng is much worse than Mama Lan, and Mama Lan has Mengmi's blessing, so what if Mama Feng is Yu Zun?

Unless she is ruthless enough to kill her, she can only be suppressed by Lan's mother.

With Lan's mother's current foaming speed, it may be difficult for Feng's mother to sleep peacefully in the future. This is because Lan's mother is worried that Feng's mother is a pregnant woman anyway, so she can let Feng's mother out when Mengmi is dormant, otherwise ……hehe.

The fourth aunt smiled very meaningfully. I really thought she didn't understand anything, but she actually understood~

But she didn't sympathize with Mother Feng at all, and felt that it should be like this, who made Mother Feng bully Mother Lan all day long?Are you punished now?Should!Just keep her from getting out of bed!

Yan Nianxin really felt that it was really cheap just not being able to get out of bed.

The fourth aunt also said that in fact, she originally planned to divide the pill into two and give it to Uncle Liu Xia, so that both of them can prolong their lives by sharing it, without making too much noise.

It's all right now, it's too late for Mother Feng to cry, the only hope is to wait for the birth of a child, the fourth aunt said that the children are all troublesome, one can drain the whole family, not to mention the genes of the Gu family, one hug is two.

When the twins are born, most of Lan's mother's energy will be divided by the children, and Feng's mother will feel better.

After hearing this, Yan Nianxin stopped gloating.

"Twins? How could it be twins? How come no one has ever told me?"

Originally, she only wanted a younger sister, so that Mama Feng could experience the hard work of being a mother, let her mother love out, and stop hindering her mother-daughter relationship with Mama Lan.

Now that there are twins, Mother Feng will definitely not be able to take care of them alone, and Mother Lan will help take care of one, who will give her maternal love?

Yan Nianxin couldn't accept the shocking thunderbolt, and looked at Xiao Si in disbelief.

How could Xiaosi not know her little thoughts?

Xiao Si smiled and said: "This is something that everyone knows, there is no need to say it, I thought you knew."

"How would I know?! Unlike you, I can see through spirit bodies!"

Yan Nianxin was in despair. Why was the mother's love she was thinking of so hard?

For this reason, she specially ran to Xu Qinglan for comfort and hugs, but unexpectedly, Xu Qinglan was giving Gu Shuofeng a massage, and asked her to talk here if she had something to say, it was all her mother, and there was nothing wrong with it.

Yan Nianxin almost burst into tears on the spot.

——You guys are true love, and I’m just an accident, right? !

Originally Lan's mother still loved her a little bit, but now...all her eyes are filled with only Feng's mother and three, she is a sour cabbage, sour and unloved.

Yan Nianxin was really autistic now. After thinking about it, she was the only one who felt sorry for her.

She was abandoned by her own mother, her aunt was abandoned by her own wife, woo woo woo, they were all miserable.

Yan Nianxin suppressed his painful heart and went to find his elder sister for a sense of approval, but unexpectedly, he ran into her on the phone.

"Who are you insulting? Am I short of your alimony? Don't pretend to me here, I'm afraid the smile will flash my waist."

"Yes yes yes, how important your reputation is~ how important your career is~ then live with your gold medal for the rest of your life, I wish you a happy marriage for a hundred years and have a baby soon~!"

"Angry? Why am I angry? Do you really think that I hanged on your crooked neck tree that hasn't grown yet? Do you have anything else to do? I'm busy, so I hung up when I have nothing to do."

"What are you busy with? Of course I'm busy selecting suitable mothers for the children, and fathers are fine too. You know, I don't care about men and women, and it's a bit dizzying to pick them up. If you really love me, now there are... one, two, three, four, five... there are six, one hundred, more, more candidates who have already borne fruit of love."

"What are you laughing at? Underestimating my power as an actress? Or underestimating my fan base? Do you know how many fans are dying for me? I'm talking about those who have fallen in love with me. Forget it."

"Okay, the baby is due to be born in four months. I can't finish seeing one of them for two years. I want to finalize the other half before the baby is born, and then get married at the speed of light. I am wronged, when I was born, both parents must be present."

"Okay, let's not talk about it. I have to make a meeting list quickly. I won't invite you alone when I get married. You can come with your sister."

After finishing speaking, the eldest sister hung up the phone without mercy, and said something lightly.

"Come out...you're going to be the door god at the gate?"

Yan Nianxin pushed the door open and went in dejectedly.

The eldest sister is wearing a loose Korean-style long skirt, bright colors like fire, her eyes are like silk, and her red lips are delicate. Not to mention her stomach is hardly visible, even if she is, she still turns all living beings upside down.

Regardless of whether Liu Yubing believed it or not, Yan Nianxin believed it anyway, just such a beautiful stunner, let alone more than 600 people in the world, even if more than 6000 people have made love for her, Yan Nianxin didn't think it was an exaggeration.

The eldest sister leaned against the head of the bed, and lazily raised her hand to look at the transparent nails. The nails without manicures, not only did not lose their charm, but added a bit of immortality, and even the lazy tone sounded better. .

"Tell me, what's the matter with me?"

"There used to be something, but now it's gone."

Yan Nian wanted to cry, but his heart was bleeding.

I thought that at least my aunt would be able to "confess to each other" with her, but it turned out that it was all her wishful thinking.

The cold icy rain patted her body indiscriminately, she was as lonely as snow, she was the only one in the whole world.

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