I, a scumbag, only flirt, not marry [Quick Transmigration]

Gu Shuofeng had already activated Mengmi while transmitting Xiao Si's consciousness, turning Xu Qinglan into the "dead duck with a hard mouth" she wanted. Although she didn't change her appearance, Xu Qinglan couldn't open her mouth. There was no way to prevent Xiao Si from taking back the power of the medicine, nor could he refuse Xiao Si to give himself the power of the medicine.

When Gu Shuofeng got rid of the state, the fluorescent light absorbed by the medicine almost dissipated.

Such a magical medicine for the living dead and bones, of course there is no way to hide the drunkenness, and it will disappear immediately.

Xiaosi completed the task, so she can leave logically, but she has expired the time limit for teleportation and is wearing pajamas again. Even if she borrows a car to go back, it will take an hour to drive home, so it is better to just sit here and watch a good show.

Xu Qinglan's drunkenness was counteracted by the effect of the medicine, her eyes cleared up a lot, her sitting posture immediately recovered, and she didn't need Gu Shuofeng to tug at the hem of her robe, so she paid attention to it.

She lowered her eyes and rubbed her forehead, as if she had a headache from the chaotic situation in front of her. After a long time, she raised her eyes to look at Gu Shuofeng.

"I'm not drunk now, but my decision remains the same."

Gu Shuofeng's beautiful eyes dimmed slightly, and the hatred of the Xu family's three mothers was carried forward for the time being, and a frivolous smile appeared on the corners of the slanted lips, which did not catch the eye.

"What do you mean?"

Xu Qinglan stared at her intently with firm eyes.

"I'll give you the fruit of love, and then the eldest sister will send me to the fantasy world, so I will go to... the world of Qixuan, so I can get acquainted with it."

After a pause, Xu Qinglan looked at the elder sister.

"Okay, ma'am?"

Gu Haoyan sat on the sofa with his legs crossed, and nodded slowly. Even in pajamas, she still couldn't hide her extraordinary temperament, and even her lazy voice was particularly pleasant to hear.

"Okay, the world is up to you to choose."

Gu Shuofeng gritted his teeth tightly, and the smile on his face became more and more beautiful.

The current situation is very unfavorable to her, no matter whether they are acting or real, she must stop them, not only to prevent the real, but also to prevent the fake play from becoming real.

"It seems that you haven't figured out one thing, Xu Qinglan."

"what?"

"We're married."

"so?"

"So you are responsible for this family. You can pat your ass and walk away. What about Niannian? What about my child? Niannian has grown up as a single parent. Do you want my child to be a single parent?"

Xu Qinglan pursed her thin lips, and corrected lightly: "Nian Nian is also your child."

"What do you mean by that? Do you want to leave Nian Nian alone?"

"It's not lost, Niannian is almost an adult, she can take care of herself, and there are older sisters to help take care of her, so there will be no problem."

Gu Shuofeng folded his arms and sat on the single sofa opposite the single sofa, with a long tea table in between. The two of them looked into the distance as if they were the farthest away.

"That's our child, not the eldest sister's child! Xiao Si has taken care of her until she is 16 years old. Do you still expect them to continue to take care of her?"

Originally, he was just seeing tricks, but Gu Shuofeng really got angry when he talked about it.

So when it comes to quarreling between husband and wife, it’s just you talking to each other, the more you quarrel, the more fierce it becomes, and in the end the verbal battle is not enough and it directly becomes a full-fledged martial arts.

Gu Shuofeng continued: "Besides, don't worry about it until she's an adult. Adulthood is just her physical adulthood. Only when her energy is fully awakened can she be considered a real adult.

Before her soul is mature, it is dangerous to leave her alone outside. The world you thought was safe is actually not safe at all. Do you know how much black energy is hidden in the dark?

For black energy, Nian Nian is the most easily corroded spiritual body.

When her energy awakens, we can teach her to use energy, teach her to guard the space, and teach her to do what she should do. She is a natural guardian of the space, and she still has a lot to teach us. How can you be so irresponsible? Responsibility, let go? ! "

Gu Shuofeng was so filled with righteous indignation that he almost called Xu Qinglan a scumbag for abandoning his wife and daughter.

Unexpectedly, when she gritted her silver teeth, Xu Qinglan only said lightly.

"Teaching is also taught by you, and I don't know how to teach."

"So you mean, it won't be over? You have no responsibility?!"

"I didn't mean that, I just wanted to say, even if I stay, I can't help what you said."

"Isn't that still evading responsibility?!"

"I……"

[Gu Haoyan: There's wine over there, little four, go and make me a cocktail, thanks. 】

[Gu Fujin: Ah, this...they are arguing, I'm going to make a drink now...isn't that good? 】

[Gu Haoyan: Isn't it beautiful to drink and watch a movie? 】

[Gu Fujin: If I didn't mix the wine, it would be really beautiful. 】

Xiaosi got up lightly, trying to avoid the battlefield where his wife and wife discussed the ownership of their children after divorce.

Tsk!The two of them are sitting in a really bad position, one is on the far side of the coffee table, and the other is on the far side, no matter which side of the coffee table you walk around, you will be seen. Xu Qinglan is fine, but Gu Shuofeng is not a good tempered person. The tail of the typhoon can be miserable.

After weighing again and again, Xiao Si decisively flipped over the sofa, jumped off the back of the sofa, she was as light as a swallow, naturally she didn't make a sound, then walked around the wall, the cabinet, and walked around behind Gu Shuofeng , directly avoiding her sharp gaze.

Xiaosi moved lightly, trying not to make a sound as he mixed the cocktail, the war between Xu and Gu was still going on, and there was a vague tendency to escalate.

Xu Qinglan said: "If it's really not possible, I'll take Niannian to the fantasy world, where the black energy monsters and monsters overlap, I just need to practice the ruthless way to deal with it."

——He said ruthlessly, huh.

Gu Shuofeng folded his arms and snorted coldly: "I just said that Nian Nian is the guardian of the space, and she wants to protect the three thousand big worlds and billions of small worlds. What's the point of you confining her in that small world? Immortal, don't you still have to come out? After you come out, don't you still have to learn energy knowledge again? Don't you still throw her to me?"

Xu Qinglan rested her arms on her thighs, clasped her hands, leaned slightly, and lowered her eyes. She looked very much like a husband who was bullied by his wife during the divorce. If he lit a cigarette, he would look even more like her.

"But I really can't."

"Can't you learn?!"

Gu Shuofeng sat upright, his beautiful eyes were half-closed, his eyes were cold, and the corners of his slanted lips were alluring and frivolous. No matter how you looked at him, he was a charming beauty, but his smile was a bit creepy, vaguely It seems to be able to hear teeth chattering.

Can you not be creepy?After living for more than 9 years, when did Gu Shuofeng suffer from this bird's anger?

It was Xu Qinglan who said that she couldn't live without her, even if she didn't love her, she would have no regrets.

How many days have you been married?The child hasn't been born yet, so what did she say that she was tired? !

She hasn't even said she's tired after carrying her belly, okay? !

Ah!

A woman's mouth is a deceitful ghost!

Why didn't she see that Xu Qinglan would play this trick with her?

Gu Shuofeng was too lazy to observe the words and expressions, to see if this was real or a drama, she was so angry, so angry to death!

She is pregnant!Xu Qinglan can provoke this matter at this time, even acting is unforgivable!

The consequences of making a pregnant woman angry are very serious. If she has a miscarriage, can she afford it?

Xu Qinglan didn't raise her eyes, she sat on the sofa all the time, leaned over and looked down at the hands she was holding.

"Then... then I will pick the love fruit for you, and I will take Nian Nian to the fantasy world, and after the theoretical knowledge is taught, you will pick her back."

"Then what about the one in my stomach? You only care about what comes out of your stomach, not what's in mine, right?"

"No, it's just... It will take a long time for her to grow up. You can send her there when she grows up."

Gu Shuofeng smiled, and his smile was extraordinarily beautiful, radiant and glamorous, with a variety of charms, which turned all living beings upside down.

Sudden!The smile stopped abruptly!

Gu Shuofeng stood up abruptly, leaped onto the coffee table, his body was as light as a swallow, as fast as lightning, so fast that he was in front of Xu Qinglan in the blink of an eye, and the afterimages on the coffee table hadn't dissipated yet.

Gu Shuofeng knelt on the edge of the coffee table with one leg, and grabbed Xu Qinglan's robe collar in the air, without giving Xu Qinglan a chance to react, and disappeared in front of everyone's eyes in the next breath.

The eldest sister who just took a sip of her cocktail said, "Tsk, the show is over."

After finally climbing over mountains and ridges and returning to his seat, Xiao Si, who hadn't even had time to take a sip of wine, said, "..."

The eldest sister drank all the wine in one gulp, got up and stretched herself, then turned and entered the guest room unceremoniously.

Xiaosi sighed, and entered Yan Nianxin's room with a glass of wine.

Yan Nianxin lives in the school, she was brought up by Xiao Si, and Xiao Si sleeps in her room, so she will never feel uncomfortable, let alone have any objections.

The eldest daughter and the younger sister finished drinking heartlessly and got slightly tipsy, turned off the lights and went to sleep, Xu Qinglan didn't even bother to blink, the next second, she had already appeared on the bed in the bedroom.

Of course, this is not teleportation. Pregnant women cannot take people to teleport. It can be understood that there is already one in the stomach, and it will be overloaded if you bring someone else.

Gu Shuofeng just used the skill Speed, which is an explosive speed skill, which can speed up to the extreme in 0.001 second.

Gu Shuofeng pre-emptively activated Mengmi, turning Xu Qinglan into a meow, a real meow, a rare puppet meow, with a snow-white body, except for a circle of light yellow fluff on its belly.

That's right, it was the little egg yolk that Yan Suixin raised.

Gu Shuofeng also activated Xu Qinglan's soft-legged and no-resistance mechanism.

Xu Qinglan used Mengmi to deal with her, and she also used Mengmi, so as not to say that she bullied her.

Gu Shuofeng carried the small skin on the back of Lan Miaozai's neck, carried it to the cabinet, rummaged through the cabinet and brought out a box of "Xiao Wu's gift", and squinted at Xu Qinglan.

Gu Shuofeng: "Are handcuffs fun?"

Xu Qinglan: "...Meow... Meow... Meow?"

——Can we take care of... what... what's going on?

Gu Shuofeng smiled: "Forget, you were drunk just now, and you didn't really want to torture me. I am very reasonable, and I will never argue with a drunk. Even if the drunk wants to abandon his wife and daughter, I will never There will be retaliation."

Xu Qinglan: "..."

What should I do if I can't resist, and I can't even speak human words?

only...

"Meow meow meow?"

——You are not retaliating, so what is it?

Gu Shuofeng squatted next to the box, and conveniently stuffed her head down into the neckline of the nightgown, Xu Qinglan was caught off guard and stuffed into it.

This... this is too...

It really complied with the saying that the snow becomes the peak and the fragrance is the dew. For everyone, the highest peak in the world is Mount Everest. For Xu Qinglan, the highest peak in the world is Gu Shuofeng. Can climb to the top.

There is a familiar fragrance between the nostrils, and the sides of the cheeks are soft, if it is not caught in the middle, it is so stuffy that Xu Qinglan is too lazy to struggle.

She carefully put away the sharp nails, pressed the soft pads on Meow's paws, struggled, struggled again, huff, finally came out.

Before she escaped from the collar of the robe, the skin on the back of her neck was picked up again. Gu Shuofeng tossed and tumbled for a long time, and without knowing what happened, he carried her back to the bed. Stuff stuffed into her arms.

The thing dragged a long tail line. Gu Shuofeng took her four little paws and swished around with the tail line. She didn't know how to tie it, and her four paws couldn't move while holding the thing.

The tail thread went around her back, tangled tightly in circles, and the whole cat seemed to be caught in a spring, unable to move at all, just like a dead cat.

Xu Qinglan: "..."

She really wanted to lower her head to see what was in her arms, but she couldn't lower her head at all. If she lowered her head a little, her jaw would touch the thing.

As he was flipping through his memory quickly, trying to figure out what that thing was, Gu Shuofeng brought two pillows and squeezed her in the middle on the left and right sides, so that her belly was facing upwards, and the four claws tied together were also facing the sky.

The long meow tail was swaying back and forth, which caught Gu Shuofeng's attention. She held her meow tail and shook it twice in the palm of her hand. Suddenly, she had an idea, and stuffed the tail into the gap between her four claws, so that it was close to her bosom. Intimate contact with the gadgets.

Xu Qinglan: "..."

——It’s not what she thinks, is it?

——Gu Shuofeng is not fun at all.

Gu Shuofeng admired his work contentedly, and looked down at her from above.

"Xu Xiaomiao, do you know what is the most perfect way to lose weight in the world?"

"Meow."

—Enough is enough, stop talking.

"Clang clang clang~ that's... this! Let the fat fly by itself~!!"

Buzz-buzz buzz!

Gu Shuofeng suddenly pressed the switch, and the thing in Xu Xiaomiao's arms suddenly vibrated crazily, and all the cat fur all over his body was shocked.

"Meow woo! Meow woo!"

--you!It's closing soon!

"Why is there a vibrato in your voice? Oh, yes, after all, the amplitude is so strong, it's like 'ahhhhhhh' to a crazy spinning fan. It's normal to have a vibrato. How? Like it? This is The weight-loss magic weapon that housewives dream of, I don’t give it to others.”

"Meow woo!"

——Is this weight loss?is this? !

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still today~

Thank you for eating sweets today~ Lu Lei has kept me~ You are an angel who came to the world~

Thank you little magic fan~ 4 Lei Bao Yang Yiqi~ You are a good friend of Angel~

Thank you for Ohm's law of ellipse ~ 3 Lei Bao Yang Yiqi ~ I am very bad at physics...

Thanks for pretending to be very serious, 5 bottles of white horses and non-horses~watering Wenwen~