I, a scumbag, only flirt, not marry [Quick Transmigration]

[Second brother-in-law: I think it is you who should reflect the most! 】

【Gu San: Aren't you asleep? 】

[Second brother-in-law: A single dog will never understand what it feels like not to be able to fall asleep without hugging his wife. 】

[Gu San: Wife?Isn't it husband?You can also refresh your mouth. 】

[Second brother-in-law: My wife gave birth to a fat girl!Iron proof! 】

[Gu San: Okay, you have to save face, so I will save face for you. 】

[Second brother-in-law: I don't feel happy at all. 】

[Gu San: I can't say that you attack against my conscience. 】

[Second brother-in-law: Do you have a conscience?Are you black-hearted?You better reflect on it! 】

[Gu San: Reflect on what? 】

[Second brother-in-law: Reflect on how can you be so ruthless?Didn't even give you a buffer time, let Qi Xuan kill you directly, do you know that you almost drove Xu Qinglan out of her wits? 】

[Gu San: What do you mean? 】

[Second brother-in-law: You still ask me about the crap you did yourself? 】

[Gu San: You mean... Qi Xuan knows the truth? 】

【Second brother-in-law: Huh~】

【Gu San: How is it possible?After I'm dead, Qi Xuan should ascend right away, how can I have time to know the truth? 】

[Second brother-in-law: So... you mean you never wanted to let Xi Xuan know the truth? 】

[Gu San: Yes. 】

[Second brother-in-law: You deliberately chose this method for a quick victory, and also to avoid suffering? 】

[Gu San: About the same. 】

[Second brother-in-law: But wouldn’t it be the same if you didn’t cultivate after killing him and then swore to die because of the demons in your heart?It can be regarded as death in the hands of Qi Xuan, and the hatred value can be maxed out, so why does Qi Xuan have to do it himself?Or kill you in such a cruel way? 】

【Gu San: That's why I say that the brain is a good thing, if it's okay, you should bring more. 】

【Second brother-in-law: OK, I'll take it with you, talk about it. 】

[Gu San: The moment of death is the moment when the soul energy is the most powerful. I can't recognize me when I'm alive, but can't she recognize me when I'm dead? 】

[Second brother-in-law: What do you mean...you deliberately died with the fake Mingxuan, just to make Xixuan unable to distinguish who actually emitted Mingxuan's soul energy? 】

[Gu San: That's right. 】

[Second brother-in-law: That is to say, you have worked so hard to pretend to be Situ Ye for more than 500 years, not for yourself, but for Qi Xuan to feel better? 】

【Gu San: Why do I feel like you're playing tricks on me? 】

[Second brother-in-law: Hahahahahahahahahaha! ! ! !Come out, come out!Come out with gongs and drums! !have a look!am I right? !She just fell in love with Xu Qinglan!She couldn't bear her being sad! ~ I won!Tell me, who will treat you first? ~]

【Gu San: So you are waiting for me here, okay, you love it if you say you love it, this kind of thing is getting darker and darker, just be happy. 】

[Little Four: Don't let An Sheng sleep, okay, okay, you win, I invite you first, what do you want to eat? 】

[Second brother-in-law: I want to eat the real man-han banquet made by you yourself, don't fool me casually, I want a state banquet level! 】

【Xiao Si: Okay, then this Saturday night, everyone will come. 】

[Second Sister: She invited me, what do you want to eat? 】

[Second brother-in-law: You! 】

【Second Sister: ...】

[Second Sister: Can you... pay attention to the occasion. 】

[Second brother-in-law: What occasion is not the occasion?I just want someone to open their eyes and see clearly, I'm a big boss who is serious about face-saving! 】

[Second Sister: Alright, you have the final say. 】

[Gu San: Heh, heh. 】

[Little Four: Heh, heh heh. 】

[Elder Sister: Heh, heh heh heh. 】

[Second brother-in-law: The three of you are sick and treated quickly, our family does not lack this little money. 】

[Big Sister: It's just to keep the formation, not to laugh at you. 】

[Second brother-in-law: Do you believe me? 】

[Xiao Si: I knew I was a busy man, so if you rub me casually, I won't be able to get paid by you anyway. 】

[Big Sister: As long as I know how to cook, I will definitely let you do it. 】

[Xiao Si: Then I have no hope in this life. 】

[Second brother-in-law: Gu Haoyan, why did you go there just now?Didi Didi is so noisy, the dead are woken up by the noise, I don't believe you just woke up. 】

[Second Sister: Good boy, let's go to sleep, I'm sleepy. 】

【Xiao Si: I'm sleepy too, let's go. 】

[Elder Sister: I am the last one to treat guests. Global restaurants can choose whatever they want, and I will leave too. 】

[Second brother-in-law: What do you mean by this?Am I a topic buster?Leave as soon as I open my mouth? 】

[Second Sister: Liu Xia. 】

[Second brother-in-law: Why did you suddenly call me by my full name? 】

【Second Sister: /Smile】

[Xiao Si: I checked the eyes, it's a stupid person. 】

[Second brother-in-law:? ? ? 】

[Second brother-in-law: Ah! I remembered, I have something to do this afternoon! Let’s go, let’s go! 】

[Gu San: Wait a minute!Since you already knew that Xiao Wu was in Xuanyuan Mountain, why did you lie to me that Xiao Wu disappeared?And let me search for her all over the realm of comprehension? 】

Gu Shuofeng waited for a long time but no one came back to her.

When it's not needed, it's all bubbling, and when it's needed, they pretend to be dead one by one. They are really a family that loves her dearly.

They all went wrong after Liu Xia asked the eldest sister where she went just now, so where did the eldest sister go?What did you do?

Just as Gu Shuofeng was about to continue writing the suicide note, suddenly there was a loud noise, which made her pen tremble and punctured the letter paper.

Feng Zhuoran? !

Gu Shuofeng threw down the pen and paper bed and went straight to the bathroom. The bathroom door was locked. She knocked on the door and yelled, but she failed to knock out the eldest lady, but knocked the maid downstairs and ran up.

"Miss?"

Boom boom boom!

The servant girl beating the door to the mountain rang loudly.

Gu Shuofeng glanced at the quiet bathroom door, turned around resolutely and opened the door for the maid.

The servant girl wore two braids that were sleeping messily, and she was dumbfounded when she saw that it was her.

"Why are you in Missy's room? Where's Missy?!"

"Miss fell in the bathroom, maybe fell a little hard, and couldn't get up to open the door, do you have a spare key?"

The servant girl quickly pushed her away and ran to the bathroom, knocked on the door several times and yelled several times before turning around and running out.

"I'll go find Uncle Feng, Uncle Feng has the key!"

The voice did not fall.

click.

The bathroom door was ajar.

Xu Qinglan was wearing a nightgown, her hair was dry, her face was wet from washing, she held onto the door frame and frowned: "No, I'm fine."

The servant girl was overjoyed, just as she was about to come over, Xu Qinglan said again: "I want to take a bath, you go back to sleep."

"Uh...Okay, then I'll go down first."

The maid left, Xu Qinglan closed the door to continue taking a bath, Gu Shuofeng stepped forward and squeezed into the crack of the door.

"Where did it fall?"

"Told me I'm fine."

"Is it okay to slam so loudly?"

"It's loud in the dead of night."

"Is it okay to fall naked?"

"Who is naked?"

"Then you haven't showered yet, why put on your nightgown first?"

"Isn't it because you keep knocking on the door?"

"Then it's over if you say no? Why don't you talk? The pain is so painful that you only care about gasping?"

Xu Qinglan supported the door frame to block Gu Shuofeng, Gu Shuofeng squeezed in, she staggered and leaned against the sink behind her.

"What do you want to do? You don't want to write a suicide note anymore?"

"I will definitely write a suicide note."

Gu Shuofeng squeezed in and locked the door behind his back.

"I just want to see where you fell? I care about you."

Xu Qinglan frowned and turned her face, as if she didn't dare to look at Gu Shuofeng, or she was too annoyed to look at her.

"You don't need to care about it. I will contact my personal doctor if I need anything."

Gu Shuofeng nodded seriously, "It's true that the doctor is more professional than me, but Dr. Liao is a man, so it's not convenient for him to do a full body checkup for you, right?"

Gu Shuofeng squeezed Xu Qinglan by the sink with a concerned face, and grabbed her nightgown strap with his hands.

"Don't be shy, we are all women, I have what you have, and it's okay if I look at it, some injuries are fine at the time, but they will hurt to death afterwards, I will see if it is serious or not. I'll just drink some rice wine to help you cure the fire, and if it's serious, go to the hospital immediately."

Gu Shuofeng said it sincerely, but his subordinates were not polite. He grabbed the robe belt three times, five times and two times, and it fell to Xu Qinglan's elbow.

Xu Qinglan is really... light.

Gu Shuofeng just wanted to take the opportunity to test it out. If it was Feng Zhuoran, because of the shyness of a girl, even if he was straight, he would instinctively feel embarrassed.

But if it was Xu Qinglan, she would never have any reaction to her.

Yes, that's right.

There will be no response.

Xu Qinglan is a very restrained and perverted person, every time she is forced to give her a reaction, she herself has a cold face from the beginning to the end, as if she is not in intimate contact with her lover, but doing market research.

This is also the reason why she is unwilling to be beaten to death, she feels that she has no charm at all, and she is just a tool to help her relieve stress.

She is not cheap!Is a good Yu Zun improper?To act as a slow releaser?

The past is unbearable, and I feel angry when I think of it.

The light in the bathroom was fairly bright, and Gu Shuofeng saw the bruises on Xu Qinglan's crotch at a glance.

"Look, did I say that the fall was heavy? You can see that it's all purple, and here, this half of the leg is blue."

Gu Shuofeng pressed his fingers on her bruised leg with an upright face.

"Does it hurt?"

"hiss……"

She is really a charming lady, her "hissing" is delicate and numb.

Gu Shuofeng wondered for a moment whether he had guessed wrong before, and that cold Xu Qinglan couldn't "hiss" out of this state if he was killed.

Gu Shuofeng squatted down and looked at the bruise carefully again. It was really not serious. No wonder no one answered after shouting for a long time. It was probably too painful to pay attention to anyone.

"There shouldn't be a bone injury, but it doesn't matter if you leave it alone like this. I'll find medicinal wine to wipe it off for you."

Gu Shuofeng raised his head as he spoke, and met Xu Qinglan's gaze. Xu Qinglan's expression was indescribably weird, with both hands leaning back on the sink, her black hair messily scattered on her shoulders, and the lights behind her, Outlining her well-proportioned figure, her chest rises and falls very quickly, and in this cramped space, the sound of her short breathing can be heard everywhere.

Gu Shuofeng felt that the sound seemed to be in his heart, it was hot.

She suddenly realized that there was something wrong with her squatting position, looking up from the bottom up...

Gu Shuo stood up abruptly, she didn't know if Xu Qinglan was detected or not, she just felt top-heavy, and all the blood rushed to her face.

"I... I'm going to get the medicinal wine!"

Gu Shuofeng almost fled in despair, and ran to the first floor in one breath, his mind still full of the beautiful scenery from bottom to top.

Although time flows fast in the fantasy world, how can she say that she has stayed there for more than 1000 years, she will not think about it if she has never eaten pork, but who wants to eat vegetarian every day after tasting the sweetness?

Gu Shuofeng, who has been a vegetarian for more than 1000 years, was really a little dizzy in the face of this sudden Manchu banquet.

Just now... did the heroine respond?

It seems a bit.

The heroine's face seemed to be red.