him and his duo

this fucking...

Get him used to it.

For the first time in his life, Young Master Gu condescended to add other people's contact information, but he ended up in such a mess.

Once upon a time, Gu Shen's Penguin account and WeChat ID were also very popular.

Although the title of "School Bully" has greatly reduced his popularity with the people, Nai He's face is really out of the circle.In the tenth class, there are even talents like Deng Xiaoliu, who take Gu Shen's Penguin account and WeChat ID to the school post bar to hold an auction...

Back then, Gu Shen was also the man who pressed the "Reject" button hundreds of times in a day.

Looking at the present, the scenes were switched, and Eldest Young Master Gu demonstrated by himself what is meant by "There are people beyond people, and there is a sky beyond the sky."

Fuck his penguin, I won't serve you anymore.

Gu Shen threw the phone on the bed, covered with the air-conditioning quilt, closed his eyes, kicked his legs, and lay on the bed in an extremely lazy posture.

On September nights, there are often cicadas chirping outside the window all night long. They draw out the tune, and the sound dissipates with the cool wind in the silent night.

In the absolute silence and noise, Gu Shen fantasized in his heart that Xu Ke would take the initiative to join him now, and he wouldn't even blink.

It doesn't make sense to give you two candies and then give you two dates.

"Ding Dong", "Ding Dong".

In the silence, the mobile phone beeped twice again, and even the quilt vibrated with a "buzzing".

Who will send him a message so late?

The group of bastards in Class [-] will not seek death for nothing, Xu Qiang, that bastard, is probably too busy to talk to him now.

Gu Shen's heart skipped a beat, he really could have whatever he wanted, could it be that his tablemate changed his mind so soon? ?

Gu Shen has not forgotten the flag he just set, but if Xu Ke admits his mistakes sincerely, he can still consider forgiving him.

After all, sugar and jujube are not in short supply.

Gu Shen struggled under the quilt for two seconds, and when he was thinking about what kind of gesture he should take to forgive Xu Ke, he heard the phone ring twice again.

The notification sound that belongs to the penguin news and the cicada's cry outside the window are mixed together, forming an inexplicable hazy atmosphere.

so eager?

A second later, Gu Shen fumbled to unlock the phone and opened it, the sudden bright light on the screen stimulated the fragile nerves of vision.Gu Shen closed his eyes and waited for a few moments before slowly opening them, and pulled the brightness slider of the screen to the lowest.

What came into view were four new messages:

[Brother Shen, I have added to your table number. 】

[Brother Shen, can your table number be auctioned?A lot of girls at school asked me for it, do you think this number is worth more than yours? 】

[Brother Shen, your tablemate is too cold and cold, and you don't pay much attention to me. The reply message will not exceed five words at most.How do you usually communicate with him? 】

【Brother Shen, he just replied 'no' to me, hey, forget it, money is more important than life. 】

Four pieces of news, one more annoying than the other.

They all come from the chat box with the remark name "Deng Xiaoliu".

Gu Shen's face turned green when he saw the first message, and when the four messages came, Gu Shen wanted to take advantage of the darkness to kill Deng Xiaoliu.

Just as he was about to follow the network cable to beat up Deng Xiaoliu, he heard another beep from the phone, followed by the next message:

[By the way, Zhang Hao asked me about the contact information of your deskmate before. I'll ask him if he wants to sell it at a low price, hehe. 】

Hello Zhang?

Gu Shen's dry lips moved, and he cursed silently while looking at the screen.

He moved his thumb quickly on the keyboard, and immediately sent a message: "You don't know what's wrong with Zhang Hao? Do you want to die if you give him my deskmate number?"

Perhaps this sentence was too hostile and frightened people.It took Deng Xiaoliu over there a long time to reply: "Oh, I forgot about this. But Zhang Hao probably didn't add it..."

Gu Shen frowned, and typed in the dialogue column, "Did you give it to him?"

Deng Xiaoliu: "No."

Gu Shen breathed a sigh of relief silently, and finally lowered his fingers.

In the next second, two more messages from Deng Xiaoliu popped up: "Because I suddenly remembered that your deskmate joined our class, and Zhang Hao should already have his account."

"The business I got can't be done, hey, I'm so miserable. Hug from Brother Shen~"

Gu Shen: "..."

Hug you uncle.

Young Master Gu looked at the page for adding new friends, he was more miserable than himself.

The chat was almost over, Deng Xiaoliu said goodbye to Gu Shen very tactfully: "Brother Shen, I'm going to bed, see you tomorrow."

Amidst the beeps from outside the window, Gu Shen typed a line very slowly: "You...how did you add me at the same table?"

Two minutes later, Deng Xiaoliu, who had already "slept down", replied: "It's hard to add, just try a few more times."

"Me, mainly sent him a verification message frantically. After a long time, I guess he was annoyed and then passed it to me."

"For socializing, you have to be shameless."

Gu Shen thought for a while, and felt that a man cannot be like Deng Xiaoliu. Young Master Gu's face is still very valuable, so he can only allow himself a chance to humble himself.

The wall clock moved two more small divisions on the wall, and Gu Shen resignedly picked up his phone to open the verification page, thinking that even two times is not too much.

Open the "add friend" message interface, this time Gu Shen reservedly filled in the [verification message]: If you don't add friends, you will be autistic at the same table.

After sending, Gu Shen exited the software and opened the nearest running game.

This kind of game running map is very simple, Gu Shen must have an artifact to pass the time, each map has been run at least [-] times, and it has almost formed muscle memory.

Gu Shen randomly selected a map, and boredly controlled the villain in the game to run around on the curved track.

I don't know why Gu Shen's playing condition was particularly bad tonight, and he fell into the cliff before running halfway through a game.He quickly clicked into the next game:

As a result, it was gameover in less than a third of the time.

Gu Shen looked at the [Game Failed] page on the screen, scratched his hair irritably, struggled a bit, and exited the game.I swung my fingers three times on the dazzling software before clicking on the penguin icon.

This time, there was no "rejection" message, but the message interface was stuck on "waiting for verification".

asleep?

Gu Shen looked at the time, it's good, it's 1:16.

How long do I have to wait for verification?You should forget about it until tomorrow.

Can't stand it anymore.

Gu Shen clicked on Xu Ke's Penguin page, and clicked "Send a message" in the lower right corner.

After hesitating for half a minute, Gu Shen typed on the dialog box: "Are you asleep?"

This opening statement is too stupid, it doesn't fit my temperament at all, and I won't reply after seeing Xu Ke.

Gu Shen deleted it resolutely, and then typed another line: "At the same table, please pass the verification message."

Gu Shen looked at it and deleted the word "trouble".I read the rest of the sentences together, and finally deleted the entire sentence.

Fuck, hypocritical!

Gu Shen finally edited two sentences, gritted his teeth and sent them out.

Through the dim screen, those two sentences seemed even more stupid:

[At the same table, I have something to tell you. 】

[Quickly pass the verification message. 】

Fuck, not as good as the first sentence.

When Gu Shen was debating whether to withdraw the message, the phone vibrated, and a new message appeared on the blank message interface.

【What's up? 】

I don't know why, when he saw such an ordinary message, Gu Shen almost jumped up from the bed, and his breathing rhythm became obviously faster.

Yes, what's the matter?

Gu Shen hesitated for a moment, but still full of doubts: "Why did you reject my friend verification? Huh?"

Xu Ke typed very fast, and responded quickly, and a new message popped up quickly: "I don't think I know any invincible and friendly genius at the same table."

Gu Shen: "..."

Suddenly, as if he remembered something, he continued, "I don't seem to know any other autistic tablemates."

Gu Shen: "You're used to it..."

Gu Shen resigned to his fate and applied again, and wrote in the third verification information in a polite manner: "Gu Shen."

In the next second, a new status finally popped up on the message status bar:

"You and 'ke' have become good friends."

"We can start chatting."

Gu Shen smiled and typed: "Why is it so hard to add you? The appearance fee is quite expensive."

Xu Ke: "..."

Gu Shen changed Xu Ke's remarks to: [My deskmate of Jingui].

Suddenly, the phone rang again, and the status bar displayed: [My deskmate of Jingui] sent a new message.

[My Jingui's tablemate]: "What do you want from me?"

Gu Shen choked out a sentence for a long time: "...Well, did you join our class Zhang?"

[My Jingui's tablemate]: "Who?"

Gu Shen: "It's that boy who speaks and walks a bit strangely, and plays better with girls."

Gu Shen threw out two obvious features at once, and it can be seen from the speed of recovery that Xu Ke thought about it.

Two seconds later, "My tablemate of Jingui" replied: "I don't know him, what's wrong with him?"

Gu Shen looked at the "don't know" feeling very satisfied, and typed: "It's fine if you don't know, if he adds you, don't bother."

[My Jingui's tablemate]: "Oh."

Gu Shen: "What does 'oh' mean?"

[My Jingui's tablemate]: "... Got it."

The other party was too understated, it really didn't look like Xu Ke's style.Gu Shen said vigilantly: "Why are you so obedient? I don't want to ask why?"

[My Jingui's tablemate]: "...If I ask, can I still sleep tonight? Check what time it is."

Gu Shen looked at the time. At 1:48, the time flew by like a spaceship.

Gu Shen: "Okay, anyway, you should pay more attention."

After waiting for half a minute, no new news came out.Obviously, Xu Ke didn't intend to say good night to himself.

Impolite.

After going through a night like a roller coaster, Gu Shen obviously did not recover from the excitement so quickly. He recalled the white shirt that Xu Ke was wearing today and his sweat-soaked back under the white shirt...

One minute later, Gu Shen quit the app that displayed the weather, and then typed to Xu Ke: "At the same table, the temperature will be 1°C tomorrow. If you don't want to die from the heat, don't wear that shirt."

Unsurprisingly, there was no reply.

But this did not affect Gu Shen's good mood to fall asleep.

The cicada outside the window was still screaming endlessly, but the people in the room raised their mouths and closed their eyes.Things in reality pass by in a hurry, but tonight must be a good dream.

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