him and his duo

Xu Qiang and Gu Shen are real children, they met beforehand through their bellies before they were born.

Because Gu Shen's mother liked sour food when she was pregnant, and Xu Qiang's mother liked spicy food when she was pregnant.The two parties agreed that this was definitely a son and a daughter, so before they had time to consult the wishes of the parties, they ordered a baby kiss on their own.

So it is conceivable that under the high expectations of everyone, when Xu Qiang was born, the doctor excitedly told Xu Qiang's mother, "Congratulations, it's a boy."

Xu Qiang's mother almost jumped off the delivery bed immediately, trying to stuff this thing into her stomach and remake it.

Xu Qiang never imagined that the first difficulty he faced in his life would be his gender.

Xu Qiang's entire childhood life, according to his own words, can almost write a book of "Les Miserables".

Xu Qiang's father, Xu Fulin, was a soldier, and he was upright. He trained his son just like training police dogs.

Xu Qiang felt that the most perverted thing his father did was to ask him to fold the quilt into tofu cubes when he was young.

Just ask a 4-year-old boy who didn't even know what tofu cubes were.

Thanks to Xu Fulin's blessing, Xu Qiang not only knew that he was also good at folding quilts.

Xu Qiang's mother, Zhang Ya, is a war correspondent, and she works in all kinds of battlefields full of gunpowder and gunfire all year round.From this lady, there is no trace of tenderness like water.

Xu Qiang felt that if he hadn't been born by Zhang Ya's ten-month pregnancy, he might have been an abandoned baby very early.

Because he lived in such a family full of oppression and exploitation since he was a child, Xu Qiang was actually very obedient when he was a child, he followed the steps, he was quiet and cute, and he was an out-and-out good boy.

All of this was completely ended in the year when she met Gu Shen.

Xu Qiang and Gu Shen first met in an aristocratic kindergarten named "Golden Sun".

It was still at an age when I didn't remember much. Xu Qiang had just turned 4 years old, and he was a porcelain doll with indistinguishable sex.On the other hand, Gu Shen was different. He was wearing a black baseball cap and a black jacket. Standing there, his eyes were higher than his head, and he was very cool.

Long Li and Zhang Ya are good girlfriends who have played together since they were young. When they meet, they chat endlessly about current affairs news, duty-free shops at home and abroad, and trendy cosmetics. They chat happily under the sun wearing 8cm high heels. The world's major events are talked about by the parents.

Xu Qiang and Gu Shen stood facing each other beside the two adults. Xu Qiang opened a pair of big watery eyes.

Gu Shen's face was indifferent, and there was only one word all over his body: Handsome!

One more word: pull!

Women are always imaginative when they chat, and talk about wherever they think of.

Seeing Gu Shen standing in front of her so cool and handsome, Zhang Ya couldn't help leaning over and pinching his little face, "Ah, what a pity, this is supposed to be my future son-in-law."

Long Li generously pushed his son, "Yes, as long as Xiaoqiang is willing, it's not a problem for our family Gu Shen to marry him."

Gu Shen was still trying to figure out what the word "son-in-law" meant, when he heard the child standing next to this strange and beautiful aunt cry loudly "Wow".

Long Li was so frightened that he quickly coaxed him, "Baby, what's the matter, baby, why are you crying?"

Xu Qiang babbled and said in a small milky voice: "I don't want to marry him, I'm a man, so I don't want to marry, woo woo woo."

Gu Shen understood this, and then he was speechless, "..."

It's like who wants to marry you.

The two adults leaned forward and back together with laughter, and the two children had already begun to dislike each other.

Xu Qiang annoyed Gu Shen because he was afraid that he would marry him.

Gu Shen annoys Xu Qiang even more, so the devil is willing to play with Xiaokuibao.

The two of them didn't meet each other at all in the small class of the kindergarten, and they acted as if they didn't see each other when they ran into each other on the road.

Until they entered the kindergarten class...

The kindergarten class can apply for dormitory in the school. Needless to say, Xu Qiang was sent to the kindergarten on time to report on the first day of school.

Xu Fulin gave him repeated orders: "Eat on time, go to bed on time, play games well; get on good terms with children and teachers, and make good quilts. Don't play with mobile phones, don't eat fried food, and don't fight."

Xu Qiang nodded obediently, and responded obediently, "Understood."

Gu Shen was also sent to live in kindergarten that year. Contrary to the others, he applied for it on his own initiative.

Maybe it was Long Li or Zhang Ya who greeted them specially, and their beds were arranged together.

At that time, Xu Qiang was still a well-known three-good student, and he memorized the core socialist values ​​without any mistakes, and he was familiar with it.

Gu Shen is a withdrawn child who is not very obedient. The teacher asks him to play games but he does not do it. The teacher asks him to cut paper but he does not cut.

Originally, they had no intersection.

Until one day Gu Shen got a newest smartphone.

Blue/sky/white/day, he hides in the dormitory and plays games.When Xu Qiang came back to dry the quilt, he heard some sound effects from the game, wandered around for a few steps, and watched eagerly after a distance of more than ten meters.

After being stared at for more than ten minutes, Gu Shen finally looked up at him and asked, "...Do you want to play?"

With these four words, the deep friendship between Gu Shen and Xu Qiang is like a torrent of water, flowing endlessly and out of control.

A smart phone is a good thing. It can glimpse the boundless world through this small screen.

Xu Qiang inherited Zhang Ya's beauty in appearance, and Xu Fulin's military physique in terms of learning ability.When something is seen and heard, it can be quickly transferred to the brain to form a memory.

On that sweltering day in March and May, he learned a lot in bed No. 3 in Building No. 224 of Golden Sun Kindergarten...

After half a year, Xu Fulin discovered the clue.

It was a long summer vacation, and Xu Fulin turned down the dinner because his partner had something to do. Finally, his father's love broke out, and he wanted to go home and have dinner with his son.

As a result, when he walked to the door of Xu Qiang's room, he heard a rattling sound inside, as if a mouse was gnawing on something.

Xu Fulin was born in the army, and he is the best at grasping things.He immediately went to the door and picked up a mop, trying to close the door to catch mice, but he pushed the door open and caught his son eating spicy crayfish hiding under the quilt on the spot.

The father and son's eyes collided, and there was horror and astonishment in each other's eyes.

Xu Fulin who was still holding the mop high: "..."

Xu Qiang with his mouth full of shrimp: "..."

"Tell me," Xu Fulin's facial muscles were twitching lightly, "Who taught you?"

Xu Qiang swallowed, hooked his head tightly, "No one."

Xu Fulin immediately swiped the mop without using any force, but it was scary to see the attack, "Who the hell did you become like this? I sent you to be educated and reformed. You taught me to look like this in kindergarten return???"

"Say," Xu Fulin pressed, "Who taught you?" "

Xu Qiang rolled on the ground, remained silent for two seconds, and burst into tears, "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo .

Xu Fulin looked at his son rolling all over the floor, "..."

Damn, how did I give birth to such a thing?

"Get out!!!"

Xu Qiang froze in place after being yelled at, and then slowly got up cowardly, his naturally curly hair trembling slightly.

His eyes were red, and he also yelled at Xu Fulin in a low voice, "You are child abuse, you are domestic violence. The law protects minors, you can't hit me."

Abuse of Domestic Violence Laws against Minors?

Learned something about this.

Then Xu Qiang was tidied up by Xu Fulin.

Because Xu Qiang kept his mouth shut, he managed to protect the hard-won precious friendship between him and Gu Shen.

When the next semester started, Gu Shen looked at the gauze on Xu Qiang's face and asked in surprise, "What's wrong with you?"

Xu Qiang pressed his face and almost cried again, "My dad beat me."

"Why did your father beat you?" Gu Shen frowned.

Xu Qiang looked displeased, "Because I hid under the blanket and ate crayfish!"

Gu Shen: "..."

He really doesn't know how to comfort people, so he can only express his surprise by following the words, "Your father is very strict with you."

Xu Qiang really cried this time, "I don't want him to be my father, I want to change my father, my father always beats me, woo woo."

Gu Shen sighed, he patted the ashes on the steps, then sat next to Xu Qiang, and said: "I don't like my father either, he never comes back. He doesn't like my mother, and he doesn't like me either."

Xu Qiang's tears were still on his eyelashes. He was stunned for a while, then cried and said, "Then I'm still worse than you. Your father doesn't beat others, and my father beats others. It hurts."

After listening to Gu Shen, he thought about it seriously, then nodded, "You are right, then you are indeed worse than me."

Xu Qiang: "..."

woo woo woo~

After the kindergarten class finished, after Xu Qiang was taken home, he said to Xu Fulin seriously: "Dad, can I discuss something with you?"

Such an obedient tone...

Is it the rebellious period?

Xu Fulin breathed a sigh of relief, nodded, and said kindly, "What's the matter? Tell me."

Xu Qiang said with his immature face, ignorant and innocent: "Father, can you stop liking me and mom in the future? You can come back later every day or not."

Xu Qiang's voice was still childish, "This way you won't hit me."

"..."

The breath that Xu Fulin mentioned suddenly rushed to his forehead, turned into anger, and directly attacked his heart.

Then Xu Qiang was picked up and beaten up by his father.

It turns out that a person's kindergarten years make a big difference.Some good habits are brought into life from the age of 3 or 4, even if they grow crooked.

After Xu Qiang met Gu Shen, he was completely crooked because of that white smartphone.

He is crazily obsessed with mobile phones and computers, and has no resistance to those online games.And because he was too strictly controlled when he was a child, it aroused his violent rebellious psychology.

What Xu Fulin didn't let him do before, the more he wanted to try something.

So, he started having puppy love at the age of five, ate KFC while hiding under the covers at the age of six, and started playing games all night at the age of seven...

This kind of sensual life is a bit tiring. After a long time, he found that girls' hands are not so soft; eating under the bed will smell bad; playing too many games will cause dizziness and blurred eyes.

Gradually, Xu Qiang began to practice Zen.

He felt that he had already experienced all the bliss in the world, and there was nothing worth trying again.

The days are so muddled and endless.

Until one day, by chance, he met a netizen with the ID [Bei Ming You Yu] while playing games...

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