The Lord God of Quick Wear Self-Saving Action

"The system is disturbed by an unknown magnetic field, make an emergency landing!"

He Yunzheng had just returned to the space of the system, and before he could sigh, he heard the system's siren, accompanied by a red light in his eyes, he only felt a flash in front of him.This is already in another world, he opened his eyes after a rare moment of blankness, first of all, don't throw out the things in his hand.

This is... Whisk?He Yunzheng looked at the things he was holding in his arms. Sure enough, he was holding a whisk made of high-quality white ponytails in his arms, and a flood of memories flooded his mind.

"Master, this batch of elixir is ready, should I send it to His Majesty now?" Dao Tong, who was wearing a gray gown beside him, saluted and asked respectfully.

He Yunzheng focused on two things, raised his finger, closed his eyes and made a gesture.After a while, he opened his eyes, and said with a deep expression: "As a teacher, I just wandered into the void. Fortunately, Tianzun enlightened me. Now I have comprehended some key points, and I have to retreat for three days. You will give this batch of elixir to the king." Manager, tell the Son of Heaven to take it at sunrise every morning, one pill a day."

Dao Tong lowered his head, twitched the corners of his mouth in a corner that no one else could see, and immediately returned to his usual solemn and cautious look, "Yes, Master." When he looked up, he could only see He Yunzheng's flowing gray clothes And a white whisk too.

Like the wind blowing under his feet, He Yunzheng went to his current residence, Zixia Palace, gracefully.Legend has it that this palace was prepared by the emperor for his concubine during the reign of Taizu, but the beauty was unlucky, and the concubine passed away on the second day of her stay.Later, this palace has been regarded as an ominous place by the concubines of the harem, and now no one lives in it, but the original body once entered the palace and said that there is a small hall in the north to facilitate his practice.

The emperor waved his hand, yes, and converted the Zixia Temple into a Taoist temple.Anyway, the Taoist priest is upright and lucky, and he will be able to suppress the evil spirits in the courtyard...

When he arrived at the Zixia Palace, He Yunzheng waved his hands away from the little eunuchs and little Taoist boys in the yard, and repeated what he just said.So he was ready to retreat, but fortunately, Yuanshen didn't say that he was retreating from Bigu, otherwise He Yunzheng would not have dared to say the word retreat.

His current identity is a "Taoist priest" in Weiguo, a fake Taoist priest, commonly known as "God Stick".Now that the magic sticks have been mixed into the palace, they can be regarded as VIPs among the magic sticks, but the original owner of this VIP wants to beg to be let go.

At the beginning, He Yunzheng was a scholar in a small border town, with a lot of talent and knowledge, but the embarrassing thing was that he was short of money, and he failed in every exam.In small places, pens, inks, papers and inkstones are expensive expenses for an ordinary family these days, and they cannot afford to learn them.The original owner had been in the cold for ten years, but when he saw no results, he lost his writing brush in a rage when he saw the empty nest. He spent two copper coins to buy a ponytail, made a dust whisk and ran out to pretend to be a magician.

The original owner was also a poor family with no relatives. His parents had gone to Hexi a few years ago, and the few silver coins left to him were not much left after studying.Although the family has a house foundation, the land deed of their house is not worth much, and it is better not to sell it.The original owner also had a little idea of ​​"returning to his hometown" in his heart, so he didn't sell the house before leaving.

Wearing a gray coat, holding a whisk, and carrying a simple gray cloth bag behind him, he has the appearance of a down-and-out and unrestrained alchemist in the mountains.The original owner was carrying a pack of yellow paper cinnabar on his back, plus two medical books bought from a local doctor, which contained formulas of various tonics and the pharmacology of mutual generation and mutual restraint.

He Yunzheng has relied on three things for his success in going out for many years, one is his three-inch tongue, the other is the cursive script he wrote, and the third is various pills.Among them, Dali King Kong Balls are the main products for sale. The main ingredient of this medicine is a herbal medicine to prevent dysentery...

The past of the original owner is really unbearable to look directly at. He Yunzheng is so calm that he still drank three cups of cold tea when he recalled these things. This must be too ups and downs.

At first, he caught ghosts in small places, chased away demons, helped people see good and bad luck, and calculated fortunes and official careers... Later, he became famous and wandered among high-ranking officials and nobles.The original owner has a cautious personality, but he is a bit greedy. If he wants to be famous, it is probably a skill to do a job and love a job.Later, it can be said that it was the heyday of the original owner's career, and what he thought about every day was that one day someone would be willing to build a Taoist temple for him...

And willingly, he regarded him as a generation of masters, a distinct milestone in the development of Taoist culture.Regarding this point, He Yunzheng does not comment. Maybe everyone has a dream of becoming a god in their hearts. The original owner hopes to reach the pinnacle in the magic stick industry, and there is nothing wrong with becoming a role model for the younger generations...

When he just saw a few noble people, he also once looked at the silk, silk, brocade, jade, food, jewelry, and delicacies, and deeply felt that he had little knowledge. Seeing that he is actually the essence of a magic stick.

He deeply buried his inner envy, and thanks to his natural appearance, when he was studying, he was a man of insight who could be seen as a talent. A kind of affinity and indescribable power made ordinary people feel like they can only kneel and lick when they see him.When the nobles saw him, they were three-pointed and doubtful, and then two points faded away. A few people ate, drank, talked and laughed at the same table for a while, and they could only become believers under the two mouths of the god stick that have gone through many trials.

For a creature like a believer, sometimes it can only be said that Xiao He is successful or defeated.How bold is this man?At that time, after listening to the other party's narration, the original owner almost couldn't maintain the calm mask of this generation of masters, looking up to the sky and screaming.I keep feeling in my heart that he has really lied to the entire David Kingdom, and now he is going to the palace to drink tea and eat with the emperor, concoct alchemy, chat about longevity...

Now the emperor is more than a year old, and he is also the longest-lived emperor in the history of the Kingdom of David. This emperor's ability to govern the country is slightly higher than the average level of the emperor of the Kingdom of David.After a hundred years of normal development, he would probably be able to leave a good reputation in the history of history. However, he never thought that the emperor who was clearly clear-headed and easy-to-use in his youth would become obsessed with alchemy in his later years.

Well, the emperor doesn't have much talent in alchemy, and after several years of hard training, what he has produced is still a pot of black porridge...although it is a bit embarrassing.I have to admit that I am really not good at this aspect, so I can only place my hope on professionals, but it is not easy for a king of a country to tell the people to find a god or something.

After playing chess with a confidant minister who was about the same age as him in the imperial study one day, the two talked about the method of keeping in good health.From less alcohol, less meat, less sex to women, what to eat, which places are suitable for vacation, and what medicines are available for health... Finally, after coughing twice, the old emperor said embarrassingly: " I'm trying to refine alchemy now."

The subject was originally hiding the fact that there was an alchemist enshrined in his house, but he didn't expect that the emperor was also a fellow, and the relationship between the two of them suddenly became much closer.Let me talk about the pills I took recently, and then talk about the pills I made recently. The pills refined by the emperor are naturally secret recipes in the palace.

Conversation is just you and me, and the emperor let the courtiers say it when they are addicted.The subject is not very embarrassed, "The elixir that the old minister took recently is called Shiquan Dabu Dan. The master said that the subject must first lay a good foundation before taking those great tonic life-prolonging medicines."

Forgive He Yunzheng for his useless name, forgive him for saying this line so many times... It is a miracle that people still believe it.

The courtier didn't know what to say, so he took out the elixir from his pocket, put it in his hand, and showed the emperor, "This is the medicine that the old minister took recently - Shiquan Dabu Dan."

The emperor didn't like this pill with such a common name, but when he saw the pill in front of him, he suddenly felt astonished by Master He, whom he had never met before.Look at the round shape of this elixir, look at the flowing luster of this elixir, look at the bursts of fragrance from this elixir... Take a deep breath, it's almost intoxicating.Compared with the pot of black porridge I made by myself, it is a heaven, a mud pit...

immediately.The emperor said: "Can Aiqing recommend this master for me?"

The king, the minister, and the dead minister had to die, let alone just recommending someone?Although the courtier knew in his heart that if the emperor met Master He, the master would almost have to change his place of work, and it might be a little more troublesome to get any pills he wanted in the future, so he could only bear the pain and give up.

"Of course no problem!" The courtier replied decisively.

Therefore, without He Yunzheng's knowledge, others had already changed the development location for him.

Of course, the emperor can't really condescend to visit He Yunzheng in his own mansion, what he wants is the edict.He Yunzheng was summoned into the palace as a Taoist priest, euphemistically claiming to promote Taoist culture for the emperor, and as a show of respect, he also expressed his willingness to donate the most suitable palace in the palace to the master to live in.

When I arrived at the palace, I first looked at Fengshui. The real magic sticks and real masters who traveled around all over the world learned the nine-success power of Fengshui from the same few books.What He Yunzheng said was of course similar to what the other mages said at the beginning of the construction of the palace, but he had a good eloquence and a good temperament—it seemed believable.The emperor was deeply impressed after hearing this, and sighed that "Master really has good eyesight".

So, He Yunzheng walked into the palace with a cold face, trembling his calves under the warm welcome of the other party.From then on, with a high salary, he started the road of alchemy in the palace. Although he was a half-hearted person at the beginning, after so many years, he still has some experience.