Crossing town house man and wife

When going back, Wu Ming still didn't go through the gate, walked to the alley near the Sheriff's Mansion and directly used the magic of shrinking the ground to an inch, and jumped back to the place where he came out, with the style of strolling in the courtyard, Slowly went back to his yard.

As soon as he entered the courtyard, Jin Jiao greeted him and asked him where he went anxiously.

"Boring, I went out for a stroll, and then found it even more boring outside." Wu Ming said honestly.

"The sheriff sent someone to ask about your whereabouts, but the maidservants didn't know, so the man asked us to inform the sheriff when you come back." Jin Jiao said.

"Then go tell me." Wu Minghun waved his hand indifferently, and was about to walk to the main room, but was stopped by Jin Jiao again.

"Ma'am." Jin Jiao lowered his voice, "Madam Tai sent an aunt over, saying that she is here to teach you the rules of the house."

Wu Ming was taken aback for a moment, then sneered in a nasal voice, "Get out."

"Ah?" Jin Jiao couldn't help being stunned.

"Get out, I don't understand"

As soon as Wu Ming finished speaking, a rather thick woman's voice came from the side.

"Old Nule pays his respects to his wife."

Wu Ming turned his head and saw a woman in palace attire about 40 years old coming out of the east wing, coming to him in a dignified manner, and bowing to him.Behind the woman were two strange maids, who seemed to be serving her or helping her.

Tortoiseshell also came out from the same room, and gestured to Wu Ming from a distance, as if implying that this woman was not a good person.

In fact, there is nothing good or bad about it, but the mother-in-law felt that her daughter-in-law was unruly, so she sent someone to show her some color.

But Wu Ming was not interested in playing mother-in-law and daughter-in-law fights with them, so he turned his head to Jin Jiao and said, "You can't repeat it again and again, and let these cats and dogs come in to bark, how on earth are you on duty? When I am here as a cattle house No? Hurry up and get out, don't wait for me to do it."

"No." After what happened to the old lady, Jin Jiao and the others became more courageous, and immediately turned to Le Shi and said, "Please go out, don't wait for the servants to embarrass you."

Le Shi obviously didn't expect such a situation, she was a little dazed for a while, but she came out of Xianyang Palace with Ying Shi, and she had seen worse scenes before, so she quickly calmed down, bowed and said: " Wait a minute, madam. Madame's words and deeds have been careless and trespassed into the back house these days, which is really unbecoming. Madam Tai didn't want madam to make another mistake and lose face of the sheriff's mansion, so she sent the old slave over to teach madam how to be a wife Dao. If the madam insists on driving away the old slave, it will be against the orders of the grand madam..."

"So what if you violate it?" Wu Ming sneered, thinking, Mrs. Tai is a magician!Mrs. Tai and her father are just bullshit in my eyes!

"Madam be careful." Le Shi said indifferently, "Unfilial piety is a serious crime. Could it be that Madam wants to learn the family law of the ancestors?"

"I really want to learn about your ancestral family law." Wu Ming originally came back with evil spirits. He wanted to come back to take a bath, recite the mantra of purifying the heart, and then play with the little girls to change his mood. , I never thought that I would be provoked again as soon as I entered the door. Not only did the evil spirit not disappear, but it also aroused the anger.

"Ma'am, don't be arrogant." Seeing that there was no fear in Wu Ming's expression, Le Shi couldn't help being startled, and when he thought that the other party was a man after all, he immediately had the idea of ​​taking a step back.

But before she could take action, Wu Ming had already smiled coldly, "I'm really used to getting angry, for example, now, I'm going to get angry—"

While speaking, Wu Ming grabbed Le Shi's collar with both hands, and pulled hard on both sides.

With a sound of tearing, Le Shi's top was torn into two pieces, hanging on the belt like the common attire of a mafia eldest sister in an island country in later generations, and her white breasts were also exposed to the sun.

"what--"

The two maids behind Le Shi immediately uttered piercing screams, but Le Shi himself stood in a daze as if frightened, without even raising his hand to cover his chest.

"Are you out of your mind?" Wu Ming sneered mockingly.

Sending such a woman over just wants him to be subdued. If he really becomes a woman when he gets married, what kind of shitty three obediences and four virtues will he abide by like a woman?He even puts the three cardinal principles and five permanent principles on the bottom of his feet, okay?

You only think of using rules to discipline him, but don't you think that you are more likely to be destroyed by rules?

The rules of this era are all set by men, and the friendliness towards women is completely negative!

"Ma'am." Le Shi finally came back to his senses, pulled the torn clothes back to his chest tremblingly, and said word by word, "I will truthfully report today's affairs to Mrs. Tai, and I will also ask you to pack your bags and do your homework." Be ready to be, give up, and abandon."

Wu Ming chuckled, "Do you think I'll give you a chance to go out and chew your tongue after stripping off your clothes?"

It's not that he doesn't know how much chastity was valued in ancient times. Since he gave such an insult, he will naturally not let this woman suffer the second time.

"You—" Le Shi couldn't help but widen his eyes.

But Wu Ming didn't give her another chance to speak. He raised his hands, clasped her neck and chin respectively, and twisted her hard in opposite directions——

Click!

Leshi's head turned 180 degrees on his neck.

"Ahhh-"

Immediately there were screams one after another in the yard, and a few timid ones were even fainted from fright.

Wu Ming let go of his hand, threw Le's on the ground, raised his head and shouted to the equally frightened tortoise, "Hortoise, come here!"

"Husband... madam." Tortoise shell took a deep breath, boldly walked in front of Wu Ming, and tried hard to control his eyes not to look in the direction of Le Shi's body.

"Take me to Mrs. Tai's yard." Wu Ming said.

"Hey?!" Tortoiseshell's eyes widened immediately.

"Hey what, hurry up and lead the way, go early and return early, I haven't eaten lunch yet!" Wu Ming bent down, grabbed Le Shi's hair, and dragged her up from the ground.

"Ma'am, Mrs. Tai is...but the mother of the sheriff..." It can't be compared with the old lady!

Tortoiseshell winked at Wu Ming quickly.

"I know, so I'll come back when I send her things." Wu Ming said indifferently, "Don't worry, she won't come in."

"Husband..." Tortoise gritted her teeth, finally stomped her feet, turned around and walked towards the gate of the courtyard, "Madam, please follow me!"

Anyway, Madam avenged her, at worst, if she was beaten to death by the sheriff this time, it would be considered a life for another!

"That's good!" Wu Ming nodded in satisfaction, dragging Le Shi's body behind tortoise shell.

When he reached the gate of the courtyard, Wu Ming turned his head, "Jin Jiao, remember to drive out the people who brought the menstruation. I won't be here in the future, only the sheriff can come in, and the others—even if it's the wife She is honestly waiting outside!"

"...No." Jin Jiao didn't know what else to answer.

After leaving the courtyard, Hawksbill originally wanted to choose a path that was sparsely populated, but Wu Ming asked her to take the main road, which is better if there are more people.

"It is to let the entire county guard's mansion know how I sent people back." Wu Ming said, "In this way, we can prevent them from making trouble and splashing dirty water on me."

"Because you've already made yourself dirty enough." Tortoise couldn't help complaining.

"That's right." Wu Ming smiled brightly, "That's what makes a barefoot person not afraid to wear shoes. If I send a living person back today, it won't be necessary tomorrow, and this woman will die too. The responsibility is still mine, and it's even bigger. It would be better if I do it myself, at least I can carry out the charges, and I don’t have to be wronged.”

"..." Tortoise was speechless for a while, and boldly glanced at Le Shi's body, and found that her head was down, her body was up, and the clothes that had been pulled up were scattered around her waist, so she couldn't help but beg for mercy, "Ma'am, cover her with a piece of cloth, this look is too..."

"Do you know? Tortoise shell, thousands of years ago, human beings didn't wear clothes at all." Wu Mingdonkey replied, "but then human beings put on clothes, and they covered more and more. , What do you think it’s because of? Morality? No, people in that era don’t know what morality is. The reason why they make and wear clothes is to keep warm and prevent their skin from being scratched by sharp objects.”

"what?"

"Then who connected clothes with such messy things as character, identity, and status?" Wu Ming continued to himself, "Of course, it must be some human being, someone who wants to wear a suit of clothes. To show that you are different, and then use this clothes to surpass other human beings."

"Ma'am, I don't understand." Tortoise shell was confused.

"I'm just telling you that rules are made by people, and they should be at the mercy of others." Wu Ming sneered, "But, there are always some idiots who regard the rules made by people as the rules of heaven, and over time let the so-called Rules are above human beings, and people are at the mercy of rules. They think that such a world is the most perfect, but they forget that the sky has sun and moon, and things have yin and yang. Rules can not only create the so-called order, but also kill people without bloodshed. Including...themselves."

Tortoiseshell still half understood.

Wu Ming didn't expect a few words to make such an older girl accept a point of view that people in the future may not agree with, so he smiled and said more bluntly: "Since Mrs. Tai thinks I am unruly and wants me to behave, Then I'll let her see what price she has to pay to achieve this, and whether she has the consciousness... to achieve her goal at the price of following in the footsteps of this woman."

"Ah!" Tortoise completely understood this passage, "Ma'am, you don't really intend to do this, do you?!"

"Don't worry, your wife, I haven't planned to tear myself apart with the sheriff yet."

At least, not yet.

Wu Ming smiled slightly, and glanced around with his eyes lightly.

There are many servants in the Sheriff's Mansion, and every gate is guarded by servants or guards.And Le Shi's way of death was too surprising, no one would think that she just passed out and lost consciousness.So, along the way, the frightened guards, frightened maids, and frightened servants appeared one after another, which made Wu Ming feel bored.

A dead person is frightened into such an appearance. If the world is really in chaos, and everyone beats them to the point of killing red eyes, and uses all kinds of methods, then there will be a large number of hanged gangsters and guides in the county guard's mansion party?

Wu Ming slandered, and at the same time told the tortoise to quicken his pace.

After arriving at Yilan Courtyard, Wu Ming found that it was far away from Chunhui Garden, but rather close to Xikua Courtyard.

A mother-in-law who lives next to a group of concubines is really weird!

Wu Ming stopped, and threw Le's body into the courtyard door forcefully, causing him to pass through the courtyard door and fall into the courtyard of Yilan Courtyard.

Suddenly, there was another series of deafening screams.

Wu Ming rubbed his ears, raised his voice and said to Tortoise Shell: "You also remember that since you decide to sacrifice your life to the master, you must have the consciousness to sacrifice your life to the master to prevent disasters. Don't think that it is good to enjoy the shade under the big tree, you know, During thunderstorms, the most likely to be struck by lightning is the big tree, and the first unlucky people are the people under the tree to shelter from the rain."

Tortoiseshell rolled her eyes, obviously feeling that this was not meant for her.

Wu Ming smiled helplessly, ignored the chickens and dogs jumping around in the Yichun courtyard, turned around on his own, and walked in the direction he came with the tortoise shell, and said as he walked: "You also remember, mess with me, just You must have the consciousness to die because of me. I can't take care of you all the time, there will always be times of negligence. If you are a little older, I can still consider sending you out of the house to make a living, but right now——you still do well Come to your senses."

Tortoiseshell laughed and asked: "Madam, if I die because of you, will you avenge me?"

"Is there even a need to ask?" Wu Ming rolled his eyes, "As long as I'm still alive, I will definitely avenge you and destroy that person."

"That's all right!" Tortoiseshell grinned and smiled brightly.