Crossing town house man and wife

That night, Yan Heng finally ate the legendary tofu in Wu Ming's yard.

Because it is the first time to make it, the craftsmanship is still very rough, and the taste is much worse than that of the tofu that has been refined in later generations.But compared to the soybean itself, this taste is already considered delicious. At least Yan Heng seems to like it very much, especially the crucian carp tofu soup, but he doesn't care much about the minced meat tofu soup that Wu Ming admires.

In fact, the key to crucian carp tofu soup is not tofu at all, it all depends on how the cook handles crucian carp.Osmanthus fragrans also tried dishes related to crucian carp several times. She was completely familiar with the method of scraping the scales and washing the internal organs, and knew how to completely remove the fishy smell. That's why Wu Ming dared to let her try this crucian carp tofu soup. Attributed by Yan Heng to freshly baked tofu.

After eating the tofu, Yan Heng went to the kitchen to look at the process of making tofu.

Then, Wu Ming finally knew the real reason why the time-traveling man failed to make tofu-it wasn't that he didn't find a usable brine, but that he also used gypsum, but didn't remove the bean dregs from the soy milk, so that he made " "Tofu" can't be eaten at all, and it is far from the appearance of later generations.

Wu Ming curled his lips and refused to comment. Instead, he said, "I made tofu with gypsum this time, but there is no large-scale gypsum mine in Liaodong. If we want tofu to be popularized in people's homes, we still have to work hard on bittern."

"It's not urgent." Yan Heng said indifferently.Tofu is delicious, but his immediate priority is to feed the people rather than eat well. Finding ways to grow more food and collect more food is much more important than popularizing tofu.

Wu Ming didn't say much, this is something that can't be rushed if you want to, otherwise there will be a saying in the future that you can't eat hot tofu in a hurry.

After watching the tofu, Wu Ming thought it was time for Yan Heng to leave, but Yan Heng followed him back to the inner room.

"Sleep with me tonight?" Wu Ming asked suspiciously.

"No." Yan Heng said so, but he didn't move his feet. Instead, he stretched out his arms and embraced Wu Ming in his arms.

Wu Ming rolled his eyes, "Are you going or not?"

"Leave later." Yan Heng lowered his head and kissed Wu Ming's neck lightly, making it clear that he wanted another meal before he was willing to leave.

Wu Ming was not interested in accompanying him, so he raised his hand and pushed Yan Heng's head away, "If you want to go, go quickly, I want to find your concubine in heat, there are so many, there must be someone who is willing to go all out to sleep with you during the filial period .”

Yan Heng was stunned for a moment, and then laughed in a low voice, "Didn't you have a good chat with them? Why are you losing your temper now?"

"Which eye of yours can see that I've lost my temper?" Wu Ming put his hands on Yan Heng's head, which was still trying to get closer, and said with a cold face, "I just found that I had neglected some things, and I am going to pay attention to these things again. "

"What's the matter?" Yan Heng asked curiously.

"Safety." Wu Ming moved his right hand down and pinched Yan Heng's crotch, "You have slept in too many places, who knows if it has been contaminated with any dirty things."

Yan Heng bared his teeth immediately, "Don't make trouble!"

"Who messed with you!" Wu Ming simply pushed Yan Heng away completely, turned around and sat down on the bed, "I'll leave my words here today, and if you want to sleep in my bed in the future, don't sleep in other places." Go to sleep; if you want to sleep with someone else, you will never get on my bed again."

Yan Heng was taken aback, his first reaction was that Wu Ming became jealous and wanted to force himself to favor him alone.But thinking back on this guy's usual demeanor, and looking at that serious expression, Yan Heng felt that such a guess was far-fetched.

"Madam." Yan Heng stepped forward and asked tentatively, "Do you want me to spoil Madam alone like the late emperor?"

"What do you love?" Wu Ming was also taken aback for a moment, and then realized that Yan Heng must have lost his mind. He looked at the sky speechlessly, sighed heavily, and then turned his head and said, "I'm talking about the bed with you, you don't have to go to bed. Extend below."

"What?" Yan Heng was confused.

Wu Ming was even more helpless.

Explaining the common sense of physical hygiene to people of this age can explain a book of [-] whys, and people may not believe it after explaining it.

so tired!

Wu Ming rubbed his temples, and suddenly noticed Yan Heng's filial piety.

Yes, this guy is keeping his filial piety!

Regardless of whether Zhouli or Confucianism is being followed at the moment, there will be many rules during the filial piety period, one of which is that husband and wife cannot have sex.If Yan Heng is really more masculine and regards women as a burden, he will definitely not sneak into concubine Ji's house during the filial piety and cause trouble for himself.

Of course, without women, there are men, Yan Heng may still have a child molester by his side!

Wu Ming sorted out his thoughts, raised his eyebrows and said, "Forget what I just said, let's talk again."

"What?" Yan Heng became more and more confused, and simply stepped forward, trying to hold Wu Ming in his arms.

But Wu Ming slid back into the bed like a yellow croaker, dodged his arm, and pointed to the position opposite him at the same time: "Sit down and say yes, but keep a distance. I want to talk to yours now." Talking with your brain, you don’t want to communicate with that little bit of meat under your belly.”

Yan Heng was stunned for a moment, then quickly laughed, took off his shoes neatly, jumped onto the bed, and sat cross-legged opposite Wu Ming.

"Speak." Yan Heng said.

"You want to sleep with me, right?" Wu Ming asked bluntly, "You married 'me' to sleep with 'me', right?"

"...That's not wrong to say so." Although Wu Ming's statement was a bit vulgar, Yan Heng had to admit that it was the truth.

"Don't worry, I didn't intend to say no." Wu Ming gave Yan Heng a reassurance, but then changed his voice, "However, I also have my requirements and conditions."

"Say."

"In the next year, you have to keep your filial piety anyway, and you can't let a woman get pregnant, so don't touch women at all, and you can only sleep with me." As for a year later, even if he hasn't found a way to go back, the blood in his body The spiritual power must have returned to its heyday, and there is no need to go anywhere in the world, so naturally there is no need for a cat to be a wife in the county guard's mansion.

"Good!" Yan Heng's eyes lit up, and he stretched out his hand to pull Wu Ming.

"Don't worry, we haven't finished yet!" Wu Ming slapped his big hand away, and continued, "It's okay to sleep, but not now. There are a bunch of women in your backyard, who knows which one is clean and which one is not. If you are infected by a disease, if you pass it on to me through that thing, then I have no place to cry?"

"How could there be such a woman in my backyard!" Yan Heng understood what Wu Ming meant, but his face couldn't help but look ugly.

"It's not just because you said no." Wu Ming snorted coldly, "Have you checked their bodies on a regular basis—have you found someone to take their pulse? Have you personally checked their bodies to see if there is any ulceration and itching?" Symptoms like this? Do you have..."

"Stop talking!" Yan Heng's head was full of black lines, "Just tell me what you want me to do."

"Abstinence for a month, then let me check." Wu Ming said.

If there is a willow disease or something, one month should be enough for an outbreak.

"Why did it take so long?" Yan Heng wanted to bargain.

Wu Ming raised his eyebrows, "Would you like to extend it a little longer?"

"..."

Before Yan Heng could come up with another excuse, Wu Ming said first: "Also, don't play tricks. It's not just women who abstain from sex, men are also not allowed. If you let me know that you secretly found other boys to vent your anger... "

Wu Ming glanced at Yan Heng's crotch, and smiled brightly, "I'll castrate you!"

"..."

Yan Heng's expression froze, and his intuition told him that Wu Ming would definitely do what he said.

What did he marry in this life? Was Ruan Cheng in the previous life so cruel and terrifying?

Yan Heng secretly slandered but felt inexplicably happy.

One month is one month, anyway, I have waited for so long, so what's the point of waiting another month?

It's just that he can't promise too happily, as the saying goes, "come and don't reciprocate, it's indecent, you have to fight for some favorable conditions for yourself, so that his husband and wife will also be soft."

Yan Heng thought for a moment, and immediately raised his eyebrows and said, "If I fulfill your request, will Madam allow me?"

"Tell me about it." Wu Ming said.

Yan Heng didn't answer directly, but leaned forward slightly, raised his hand, nodded Wu Ming's lips, and then said: "When I want to kiss here, don't push me away."

Wu Ming was speechless for a while.

He really doesn't like the wet feeling when his lips and tongue are intertwined, he would rather kiss the hard thing below than deal with the soft meat above, but...

Forget it, there must be a way for the car to reach the mountain, let's talk about it in a month.

"Okay, I agree." Wu Ming nodded.

Yan Heng immediately smiled, "Then I also accepted Madam's one-month appointment."

"It's only a one-month period, don't cut out more than half of the conditions at once, and treat me as an idiot?!" Wu Ming widened his eyes, "There is still one year after January!"

"Okay, okay, it's all up to you." Yan Heng moved his hand away, but continued to lean forward, taking advantage of the situation to press on Wu Ming, and took Wu Ming into his arms.

"Hello—" Wu Ming rolled his eyes, "What did you just say?"

"Madam only said that you can't kiss or sleep, but you didn't say that you can't hug." Yan Heng adjusted the positions of the two, and answered solemnly at the same time.

"Well, after you're done hugging, don't push yourself further and ask for something else." Wu Ming rolled his eyes, and suddenly began to regret why he didn't change places to negotiate with Yan Heng.

No matter how honest and trustworthy a man is on weekdays, he will lie a lot in bed, and he can't believe it at all.

Look, I just want to hug right now, what about after hugging?I will definitely want to kiss again, and then... Hehe!

Wu Mingzheng secretly slandered, Yan Heng was already lying on the bed with his arms in his arms, and while stroking his back, he comforted him: "Actually, madam, you don't need to care about those women in Xikuayuan. Yaji, Yuji and Xinji are all from old Madam Tai’s handwriting, Qin Ji was a gift from the Empress Dowager, only Ru Ji was given to me by my mother, she is the oldest and the lowest, even if she is pregnant with a child, there is no need to worry about her being arrogant.”

"Hehe." Who cares about those messy things in your back house!

"Accommodating these women as concubines is really not my original intention, but firstly, these people are gifted by the elders and cannot be refused; secondly, if I don't accept any women, others will definitely suspect my body. There will be no harm It’s too big, since I want to compete in the world, I always have to make a choice.”

Well, of course you have your reasons.

It's just that your difficulties have half a cent to do with me?

Even if you keep the one-month agreement, I'll just be friends with you for a few days, and it's right to pay the rent of the sheriff's mansion.

As for having children and competing in the world, that's none of my business!

Calling you a few times, sir, you really think I'm your wife?

too young too simple!

Yan Heng didn't hear Wu Ming's heartfelt voice, so he put his arms around him and continued: "Although I also think they are an eyesore, without them, I would not be able to marry you and record your name in the family tree. By the way, this I seem to have forgotten to tell you about this, on the day the old lady entered the ancestral hall, I will..."

While Yan Heng was talking, he felt that the reaction of the people below him was too calm. When he looked down, he immediately found that Wu Ming had fallen asleep soundly with black lines all over his head.

It's not just pretending to sleep, is it?

Yan Heng lowered his head and carefully kissed Wu Ming on the lips.

no response.

Kiss again.

Still no response.

Ten thousand galloping horses suddenly appeared in Yan Heng's heart.

This guy actually fell asleep!

Yan Heng hated it so much that his teeth itched, and for a moment the evil turned to gallbladder, and he peeled Wu Ming into a white sheep in two or three strokes.

Go to sleep if you can, don't wake up!