Crossing town house man and wife

On the way to send Wu Ming out, Yang finally couldn't help but say, "Cheng Lang, have you met your elder brother before?"

Wu Ming hesitated for a few seconds before realizing that Mrs. Yang was talking to him, and wondered why she didn't call him "Erlang" like other people did, and said perfunctorily, "Not today, but I saw you last night." No. He wanted me to run away from marriage, but I didn't respond, so he ran away in anger. "

"Hey..." Yang sighed, with the same expression on his face, then he took Wu Ming's hand and said coaxingly, "Don't blame your elder brother, he is also doing it for your own good, but... he didn't think enough comprehensive."

Hearing what Yang said, Wu Ming became malicious, and asked deliberately: "What if I really escaped at night as my elder brother suggested?"

"Escape?" Yang smiled wryly, "If we could escape, our family would not be here long ago. As long as we return to the Ruan clan, what can the county guard do to us? Damn..."

Before the complaints are finished, the front yard is already in sight.

Immediately, Yang's voice changed, and she changed her complaints to comfort, "Son, after the past, don't be willful and annoy the sheriff, be patient in everything, and everything will be fine when the sheriff has a child. Don't worry, when the time comes, I will definitely I will let your grandfather take you home..."

What?Let the sheriff have children?Is the sheriff a woman?

Wu Ming was dazed when he heard this, but he didn't dare to ask further questions, so he could only write down the matter secretly.

Speaking of which, it is not impossible to have a female sheriff these days.Although the Qin Dynasty has entered a patriarchal society, the influence of the matriarchal clan has not completely disappeared. Both the Shang and Zhou dynasties had female high-ranking officials who were recorded in the history books. Shou seems to be nothing unusual.

However, Wu Ming would rather the other party be a man.

If the sheriff is really a woman, it means that he has to sow and sow, pass flowers and pollinate.But after all, he hasn't fully integrated with Ruan Er's body, and he has limited control over his body. Although there is no problem in sitting, standing and lying down, he can't control the two taels of fat on his crotch.Let him have sex with the sheriff, and the sheriff must kick him off the bed.

While thinking wildly, Wu Ming has been brought by Yang to the main room in the front yard.

After entering the main room, Wu Ming finally met Ruan Er's father, Ruan Huan.

A comparison shows that Ruan Er is more like his mother Yang, while Ruan Da is a copy of Ruan Huan when he was young—the two seem to have been picked out of the same mold, even the drooping corners of their mouths are the same. exactly the same.

Ruan Huan didn't say a word to Wu Ming, but when he saw Yang came in with Wuming, he turned his head and told his servants, "Let's start preparing."

"No." A servant exited the main room.

At the same time, under Yang's guidance, Wu Ming sat down on the... saddle in the middle of the main room.

By the way, there are no chairs these days!

Wu Ming complained secretly.

As he sat down, two girls whose faces were covered in white powder so that they could no longer see their features walked over from the side and stood behind him.

The dowry maid?

Wu Ming can't remember the rules when he got married. The reason why he still remembers the surnames is because he almost went crazy from memorizing the surname genealogy when he was a child. He deeply hates this stuff.

At this moment, Ruan Huan on the side bit his tongue with Yang Shi.

"Where's Da Lang? Haven't found it yet?" Ruan Huan asked.

"You still don't know Dalang's temperament?" Yang replied angrily, "Dalang doesn't agree with this marriage, but he is powerless to stop it. Naturally, he is unwilling. Don't force him to come out to see the sheriff. Anyway, his health is not good, and at this time the old disease relapses, and others can't find out why."

"His body is really... oh..." Ruan Huan sighed heavily and stopped talking.

While speaking, the deafening sound of percussion music came from the yard outside the main room.

Wu Ming vaguely remembered that the bridegroom had to be beaten first when picking up the bride these days, but he didn't know if this custom didn't exist here, or the Ruan family didn't dare to do it. Take people into the yard.

Seeing the sheriff himself, the first thought in Wu Ming's mind was: This guy is a man!

No matter how masculine a woman is, she will never grow a beard, but this sheriff who wears the same dress as him has a beard, an obvious Adam's apple on his neck, and a standard muscular figure, which is impossible no matter how you look at it It's a woman.

Immediately afterwards, Wu Ming had a second thought: How old is this guy?

At first glance, most people will be attracted by this guy's full beard, and the beard has the effect of making people age, so at first glance, many people will think that this guy has three 40 years old.But as long as you take a closer look at the smooth skin under the beard, and the wrinkle-free eyebrows, this age may have to be folded in half.

What's wrong with this guy, why does he have to marry a man as his wife?

Because of curiosity, coupled with many habits developed in modern society, Wu Ming unconsciously stared at the county magistrate, and unexpectedly, he immediately met his eyes.

Of course you can't show weakness at such a time, Wu Ming didn't look away, he just stared at him and played eye to eye with the Sheriff.

Wu Ming was a little surprised by the response of the county guard.

He was taken aback for a moment, then he threw away the wild goose in his hand and walked towards Wu Ming quickly.

Fortunately, the few people who followed him had sharp eyesight and quick hands, and quickly caught him by throwing two wild geese, finally avoiding an embarrassing farce of wild geese flying south.

The county sheriff ignored the situation behind him, and walked up to Wu Ming in a few steps, grabbing his arm.

Wu Ming was taken aback.

The moment the Lord Sheriff stretched out his hand, Wu Ming habitually wanted to avoid it, but before he could make a move, the big hand had already landed on him, firmly grasping his arm in the palm of his hand.

Master!

Wu Ming raised his head subconsciously, but what he didn't expect to see was a pair of blood red eyes.

Depend on!

What's going on? !

Wu Ming was stunned for a moment before he realized that it wasn't the pupils that were red, but the whites of the eyes were bloodshot too much.

Didn't sleep all night?

Or do we - no, you two - have a grudge? !

Trust me, it's not really because of hatred that you want to marry back and humiliate me, right? !

Wu Ming's hairs stood on his head all of a sudden.

The sheriff didn't give him time to think. After grabbing his arm, he quickly reached out to the crook of his leg with his other hand. Then he stretched his arms and lifted his body to hug him.

"My lord, I haven't... woo... woo..." A servant behind the sheriff wanted to remind him that he hadn't finished the etiquette, but before he finished speaking, another servant next to him covered his mouth.

"Smiling beautifully, looking forward to the beautiful eyes." The person in charge of singing the ceremony also immediately came to his senses, "The evil Jiang is evil, and the common people are evil."

"Welcome—Bi—" Another person responded, "Return—"

Before the people from the Ruan family responded, the county guard had already walked out of the main room with Wu Ming in his arms, and walked quickly to the outside of the courtyard.

Wu Ming was completely dumbfounded at the moment.

Although he didn't know much about the procedure at the wedding, he could tell from the expressions of the people around him that the sheriff's routine was not in compliance with the rules.

This made Wu Ming even more suspicious, why did he marry him back!

If it's really for the town house, shouldn't we pay more attention to the rules and procedures, so that we can't get out at all?

Thinking about the original owner's resolute escape, Wu Ming couldn't help wondering if there were some little secrets between Ruan Er and the governor.

Town house or something, isn't it just an excuse?

In a daze, Wu Ming was carried out of Ruan's house by the sheriff, and sat on another saddle.

The two white-faced girls who were standing behind him hurriedly followed, followed by a string of servant girls.

After getting on the horse, the county sheriff did not leave in a hurry. After all the dowry behind him got into the bullock cart, and the men who carried the dowry also lifted their cages, he raised his whip and gave the order to set off.

The steed under the sheriff's lord stepped forward first, and the ox cart behind it also made a creaking sound, turning the wheels and starting to move forward.

Wu Ming sat on the horseback depressed, and was hugged tightly by the sheriff, as if he was afraid that he would grow wings and fly away.

"Hey——" Wu Ming didn't want to wrong himself, so he discussed with the sheriff in a low voice, "Do you dare to ask me to change my position? Your saddle is too harsh, I don't feel comfortable."

The county sheriff looked down at him, and there seemed to be a hint of surprise in his expression.

"Hey, can you tell me something!" Wu Ming said, and he had already started to adjust his sitting posture, and the movements he showed were twisting his buttocks.

"Don't move!" The sheriff finally said.

His voice is a bit thick, and it feels a little similar to his beard.

The man might be older than he thought.

Just as Wu Ming was thinking, he was picked up again by the sheriff and adjusted his position.

"Is it alright?" the Sheriff asked in a bad tone.

"It's better." Wu Ming twisted his buttocks again, making the territory he occupied bigger and more comfortable.

But in the next moment, Wu Ming, who was sitting sideways on the saddle, felt something was wrong.The left buttocks suddenly leaned against a hot long body. The feeling and shape made him very familiar, but he couldn't remember what happened for a while.

What is this hot thing?

Wu Ming subconsciously rubbed it twice, and his arm was immediately held even tighter by the sheriff.

"Be honest!" The Sheriff's voice sounded like he was grinding his teeth.

Uh, it can't be that thing, can it? !

Hearing the complaint from the county sheriff, Wu Ming was immediately enlightened and suddenly realized, but then his expression froze, and another bad idea came up.

Could it be that all the housekeepers are just excuses, and the truth is the truth?

Although Wu Ming has been abstinent for a long time, after all, he has lived in the information explosion for so many years, spending all day on the Internet, and it is difficult to know some things.

Straight men will not feel that way towards the same sex just because of a little physical contact, there will be such a change... It must be born not straight!

Maybe the original owner knew this and ran away?

Feeling the big hot lump on the side of his buttocks, Wu Ming felt that he was the truth.

But what about knowing the truth?

Wu Ming was a little confused.

Although the Sheriff looked a little anxious, the team to welcome the bride still made a big circle around the city before returning to the Sheriff's Mansion.

It was completely dark at this moment, but the Sheriff's Mansion was much more lively than the Ruan's. The entire mansion was decorated with lights and festoons, full of guests, fully expressing the atmosphere that a wedding should have.

Step over the brazier, enter the door, salute, and then drink the quilt wine in public, and the whole wedding is considered to be over.

The county guard personally sent Wu Ming to the back house, and did not let him stay for the guests to toast.

Wu Ming didn't remember whether this was the original routine of the Qin Dynasty's wedding, or whether it was the special "care" given to him by the sheriff, and he was not interested in pursuing it. The biggest question now is what the sheriff wants to do with him. A little less important is...

He is hungry.

"Hey, is there something to eat in the house?"

Wu Ming grabbed the sheriff who was about to leave, and asked solemnly.