Crossing town house man and wife

Why did this guy come over again, doesn't Qin Chao need to guard the spirit?

Wu Ming frowned uncertainly.

When he died, his parents and grandparents were still alive and well, so he naturally didn't have the chance to learn about the rules of funerals in this year, but he went to join in the fun a few times when other people's weddings were held. The process is somewhat impressive.

While Wu Ming was thinking wildly, Yan Heng had already entered the backyard alone.

Wu Ming hurriedly withdrew his consciousness. He wanted to lie down and pretend to be asleep, but after thinking about it, he felt that he had to pretend to be awake after pretending to be asleep. Heng enters the door.

Therefore, as soon as Yan Heng entered the inner room, he made eye contact with Wu Ming, and couldn't help but pause, as if he had done something wrong, he dared not go forward with a guilty conscience.

"You...didn't sleep?" Yan Heng hesitated for a moment and asked tentatively.

"Actually, I'm used to going to bed late." Wu Ming tilted his head and propped his chin with his right hand, "Aren't you justified?"

"That's what I planned." Yan Heng walked to the bed, and stretched out his hand to brush Wu Ming's loose long hair behind his shoulders, "But I really can't worry about you."

"Could I still be bullied here?" Wu Ming was about to take advantage of the situation to sue, but suddenly he had a flash of inspiration, remembering the fact that the original owner had changed his body and escaped, and immediately changed his words, "Or, are you actually afraid that I will sneak away while you are not around?" Lose?"

Yan Heng's pupils shrank slightly, and he didn't answer right away. He played with Wu Ming's long hair for a while before he said, "The Ruan family has escaped."

"Ah?" Wu Ming was taken aback.

"Are you surprised?" Yan Heng raised his eyebrows and asked.

"This... I can't say how unexpected it is..." Wu Ming scratched his chin, thinking that this matter might have something to do with how he cleaned up Ruan Da before he got married.

"You seem to know something." Yan Heng asked.

"Actually, you should ask me what I did." Wu Ming thought for a while, thinking that it was impossible for Yan Heng to wear the same pair of pants with the Ruan family, so he simply told the truth and told him everything about the night before he got married. Yan Heng.

After hearing what he said, Yan Heng's face immediately turned ugly.

Perhaps the same thing happened in the previous life, but at that time, Ruan Cheng obeyed Ruan Dalang Ruan Jin's threats and lures, but this time, he chose to resist.

Thinking of this, Yan Heng couldn't help asking: "Why...you didn't escape?"

"I'm out of my mind." Wu Ming rolled his eyes, "He didn't give me a certificate for a long trip, nor did he give me money for the journey, so he wants me to run away from home just by saying that? He Are you trying to hurt me, or are you trying to hurt me, or are you trying to hurt me?"

"..."

"Uh, you have to say the important thing three times." Wu Ming blinked, and hastened to make up for it, "In short, you must know the law better than me. If I listen to him and run away from home, then from now on , I can only fall into the grass and become a bandit for the bandits!"

In the last life, Ruan Cheng was just a thief!

Yan Heng sighed in his heart, but couldn't help being suspicious of "Ruan Cheng"'s different choices in this life.

Why did Ruan Jin become suspicious in this life? Could it be that Ruan Cheng really came back to life with the memory of the previous life, but not as complete as him?

Yan Heng really wanted to find out, but he was even more afraid that "Ruan Cheng" would recall everything.

The current "Ruan Cheng" is actually very good. He will neither speak ill of him nor regard him as dirty. Even if he has a little temper and bad habits, he will only appear more flesh and blood and make him love Huanxi more. .

Yan Heng stretched out his hand unconsciously, and hugged Wu Ming into his arms.

Wu Ming was taken aback by the embrace, and he couldn't think of any words he said just now that could move Yan Heng and make him so excited.

But in the next moment, Wu Ming remembered that he had only spoken half of what he had said to test Yan Heng, and then was truncated by the Ruan family's escape, and immediately asked, "I said, did you do anything to offend me?"

Yan Heng froze, hesitated for a moment before asking: "Why do you ask that?"

"Don't you think you're a little overly nervous about me?" Wu Ming pushed Yan Heng away, staring into his eyes, "I almost put me in a cage."

Yan Heng didn't answer, and Wu Ming said a word to the pain point.

He really wanted to tie Ruan Cheng to his belt and take him wherever he went, so as not to let him leave from under his nose for a moment.

But after all, he has not lost his mind, and he can restrain his unrealistic delusion.

But how long can such restraint last?

Yan Heng sighed, hugged Wu Ming into his arms again, and said softly: "Then let me rest assured and worry less."

"Don't change the subject!" Wu Ming wanted to push Yan Heng away again, but this time Yan Heng hugged him too tightly, and he couldn't get away after struggling twice, so he had to continue, "Hurry up and tell the truth, are you right? What did 'I' do?"

"I just married you." Yan Heng hugged Wu Ming tightly, "Other than that, I didn't do anything."

Wu Ming always felt that there was something in Yan Heng's words, and the relationship with Ruan Cheng was not as simple as it appeared.But Wu Ming was neither good at inducing confessions nor extorting confessions, and he couldn't think of any way to force them for a while. Depressed, he simply vented his anger: "Then do you dare to let me go first? I'm sweating all over. People are smoked to death!"

Yan Heng immediately let go of his hand, lowered his head and smelled it on himself, frowned and said, "It really smells?"

"The key is that there is still sand, which makes my face hurt!" Wu Ming said nonsense.

"I'll go wash it off." Yan Heng turned around and walked to the clean room.

Wu Ming asked from behind, "Sleep here tonight?"

"Leave before dawn." Yan Heng replied without turning his head.

Damn, I still have to sleep with you!

Wu Ming pouted, then slapped his forehead.

By the way, he hasn't given Luo Daozi eye drops yet!

When Yan Heng came back from the clean room, Wu Ming told him that Luo Daozi didn't arrange a cook for him and didn't prepare dinner for him, and he was filled with righteous indignation and asked Yan Heng to give him an "account".

But with the old lady's precedent there, Yan Heng doesn't think that Wu Ming is really angry, it's more like... acting like a baby?

After thinking about it, Yan Heng simply hugged Wu Ming and lay on the bed, stroking his back as if smoothing his fur, and explained: "Luo Daozi should just want to test your temper, cook or something, probably already When you are ready, it depends on whether you want it or not, or how you want it."

"Is he playing with me?" Wu Mingzhen didn't take this negligence seriously, but he was a little upset when Yan Heng said this.

"A person with great talent has his own pride, and it is inevitable that he will be proud of his talent." Yan Heng said, "Before joining my disciples, he used similar methods to test me in every possible way."

"I'm used to him!" Wu Ming rolled his eyes and cursed the Northeast dialect of later generations.

Yan Heng didn't understand what Wu Ming was talking about, but he could tell from his tone and expression that it was definitely not a compliment.

"If you're really proud, you won't bow down for those buckets of rice." Wu Ming looked disdainful, "To put it bluntly, a guy like him is a businessman, but ordinary businessmen sell things, and people like him sell talents. But in essence, there is no difference, there is first-hand money, first-hand goods, one buyer, and one seller.”

"How can you say that." Yan Heng couldn't help frowning.

"Am I not right?" Wu Ming curled his lips and snorted coldly, "Then you have a try, don't give him any money from tomorrow on, let him drink the northwest wind by himself, see if he will give his life to you!"

Yan Heng wanted to refute, but felt that what Wu Ming said was actually very reasonable.

Before Yan Heng could come up with an explanation, Wu Ming continued: "Learn the arts and martial arts, and sell the goods to the emperor's family. People in the world look down on businessmen, but they don't know that there are transactions everywhere in this world, and everyone is a businessman."

Hearing this, Yan Heng couldn't help laughing, "You really deserve to be a businessman, you can't say anything without the word business."

Now it was Wu Ming's turn to refute, and he rolled his eyes depressedly, but finally stopped talking nonsense.

"Okay, it's just a little thing, don't worry too much about it." Yan Heng didn't want to argue because of Luo Daozi and Wu Ming, he hugged him and coaxed him, "You call him tomorrow and tell him directly that you need a cook here... ..."

"Are you sure you want me to tell him?" Wu Ming narrowed his eyes and raised the corners of his mouth maliciously.

Yan Heng froze.

According to the retelling by the maids in Wu Ming's courtyard, when he went to find the old lady, he also wanted to "talk" to her, but after talking, the old lady was seriously injured and died suddenly.

Yan Heng took a deep breath and changed his words: "I will tell him personally."

"That's right!" Wu Ming habitually raised his hand and patted Yan Heng's cheek.

Yan Heng immediately grabbed his evil hand and said angrily, "Don't tease me."

"Who..." Wu Ming just wanted to refute, but remembered that Yan Heng was going to be a filial piety for the old lady, and immediately laughed jokingly, "I forgot, you are now forbidden to drink, meat, and sex."

Yan Heng lowered his face, pretending to be vicious and said: "Anyway, you won't be pregnant, I just slept with you, who would know?"

"Come on, who's afraid that you won't succeed!" Wu Ming has always been a loser, so he pushed back without thinking.

"That's what you said!" Yan Heng couldn't help being overjoyed, and rolled over, putting Wu Ming under him.

Wu Ming immediately felt a freshly baked hot dog in his lower abdomen, and hurriedly pushed the person away, "I just said it casually, don't take it seriously!"

"Don't you think it's too late to ask for forgiveness?" Yan Heng grabbed Wu Ming's wrist and pressed him back under his body.

"Who told you to forgive me." Wu Ming also raised his chin, "I'm just reminding you—people are doing it, and heaven is watching!"

People in this day and age believe in ghosts and gods more. Hearing what Wu Ming said, Yan Heng couldn't help but stop and hesitate.

Wu Ming took the opportunity to counterattack, turned over with a skillful force, and pressed Yan Heng back under him, then stretched his arms, straightened up, and made himself sit on Yan Heng's thigh.

"You have to be filial piety, but I don't have to." Wu Ming unbuttoned Yan Heng's pants with a wicked smile on his face, "Lie down and don't move, uncle will give you sweets!"

"Whose uncle are you..." Yan Heng gasped as soon as he opened his mouth.

"Just say that casually, can you not always be serious?" Wu Ming complained, while starting the more sinister candy distribution.

There is no lubricant, and there is no preliminary preparation. Wu Ming, who has never had the words "dedication" and "sacrifice" in the dictionary, of course will not "fuck" with Yan Heng to the end, but it is just to engage in some things that are worse than fingers. The harmonious physical contact allowed him to enjoy a handful of whimsy from the oriental island country.

Wu Ming just gave Yan Heng some sweetness based on the principle of tit for tat, and it was right that Yan Heng helped him solve his troubles without adding trouble to him.

But when thinking like this, Wu Ming forgot to tell Yan Heng his idea, and also forgot the two idioms handed down from ancient times to the present——

Eat marrow to know the taste, make progress.