Hard to be a good wife

For the vegetable porridge for dinner, Tang Yue didn't invite his family to accompany him. He and Shun shared a pot of porridge and ate it.

It was said to be vegetable porridge, but in fact, some minced meat, shrimps and vegetables were added. It tasted quite good. Pingshun drank three bowls in a row. If Tang Yue hadn't controlled the amount in advance, he probably could have continued to drink three bowls. .

But before midnight, both of them were hungry, Tang Yue secretly ate the jerky in his room, and before he had eaten two bites, he heard the door being slapped.

He hurriedly stuffed the jerky into the bed, swallowed the food in his mouth, and ran to open the door. Sure enough, there was a grandson standing outside the door, who was so big that he could block a door.

"This son smells meat!" Said the son sadly.

"..." Tang Yue closed his mouth and licked the minced meat in his mouth with his tongue, "That must be your illusion."

Leaning against the door, Ping Shun looked at him weakly, with a strong hunger in his eyes.

Tang Yue couldn't bear it. He was too ruthless at the beginning, and it wouldn't be good if he broke his body, so he decided to take him to hunt wild food, which can not only exercise but also fill his stomach.

He went to the kitchen to find some spices, and then asked someone to find an escalator to hang on the wall, and climbed up the wall nimbly, "Come up, I'll take you to find something to eat."

Ping Shun retreated a bit. Since childhood, others have always brought food to him. He doesn't understand the concept of looking for food by himself.

"Come up quickly, let's catch pheasants and roast them."

Taking a deep breath, Ping Shun couldn't bear the temptation and stepped on the wooden ladder.

After a "click", the sound of the body colliding with the ground came to Tang Yue's ears. He looked down and said, Shizi fell on his back and couldn't turn over for a long time.

Tang Yue looked at the sky speechlessly, so he had to ask him to move a few big stones to put them underneath, and make himself a simple stone step to climb up.

"Why do you want me to carry the stone?" Ping Shun protested.

Tang Yue sat on the top of the wall and looked down at him, "Except you and I are men in this yard, the rest are all women. Do you want some old mothers to carry stones?"

Ping Shun would like to ask why not, since he is the master and they are slaves, should slaves still be divided into men and women?

But how could Tang Yue miss the opportunity to let him exercise his muscles and bones, sitting on the wall in a daze and not calling for help.

Ping Shun had no choice but to roll up his sleeves and do it himself. After moving the three big rocks, he was almost paralyzed, lying on the wall and limp into a ball.

Tang Yue jumped off the wall and waited for him to come down with his arms folded. It was already an hour later when the two reached the foot of the back mountain.

Ping Shun tugged at Tang Yue's sleeve and asked in a low voice, "Wouldn't there be wild beasts coming and going in such a deep mountain?"

Tang Yue nodded, "So we only move around at the foot of this mountain."

"Here?" Looking at the pitch-black surroundings, Ping Shun trembled again, "Where to catch?"

Tang Yue was also an inexperienced person, so naturally he couldn't tell a thing or two. Fortunately, there were many guards secretly behind the two of them, all of whom were of excellent quality, and quickly solved their problems for them.

Tang Yue stared dumbfounded at a few hares and pheasants galloping towards them, with the tendency to crash directly into their arms.

Is that okay?

"Quick, grab as many as you can!" Tang Yue kicked Ping Shun's butt, urging him to move.

"Why is this son doing it again?"

"Because it's my son who will cook later!" Tang Yue squinted at him, "Or you come to bake?"

Ping Shun shook his head, took a few breaths, spread his fat legs and rushed forward.

When he moved, the wild animal that was running towards them immediately stopped, changed direction and continued to flee.

His speed is slow, and his target is obvious. Every time before he runs to the wild animal, the opponent has already disappeared.

After running around ten laps and still getting nothing, Ping Shun collapsed on the grass out of breath, completely motionless.

Tang Yue counted the time, and when he thought it was almost time, he asked the guards hiding in the dark to catch some hares and pheasants.

Ping Shun looked at this scene angrily, pointed at Tang Yue and complained: "You deliberately tortured my son!"

Tang Yue helped him up and patted the weeds off his body, "This is not torture, it's exercise!"

Ping Shun glanced at Tang Yue's people all around him. He was alone and had no relatives. He had no way to resist except swallowing his anger, so he could only sit on the ground and sulk.

But when the tangy fragrance wafted in, his anger was replaced by gluttony, and he stretched his neck to aim at Tang Yue.

Tang Yue made three pheasants into beggar's chicken, roasted two rabbits, spread seasoning on it, and when it was almost cooked, it was covered with a layer of honey, and the fragrance was overflowing.

The guards looked greedy, and quickly hunted another half-sized wild goat, cleaned it up, and handed it to Tang Yue with a shy face.

Tang Yue was also a bit greedy to roast the whole goat, so he asked them to make a wooden frame and put it on the fire, and roast the whole goat on the fire.

Ping Shun didn't know when to squat aside, staring at these delicacies with bright eyes.

Tang Yue dug out the beggar chicken and gave him a chicken leg, kept half for himself, and let the guards share the rest of the roast meat.

"One chicken leg is not enough." Ping Shun finished eating the meat in two bites, staring at Tang Yue pitifully.

Tang Yue gnawed on the chicken wings, pointed to the roasted lamb and said, "Save some stomach for something delicious." Only then did he calm down the roundworm in the grandpa's stomach.

A few small game meats couldn't fill the stomachs of the elders at all, and when Tang Yue finished eating half of the chicken in his hand, he saw everyone staring at the sheep with green eyes, moving closer and closer.

Tang Yue pushed Ping Shun to the edge of the fire, and taught him how to roast the meat, how often to turn it over, how often to add seasoning, and how much to add, just like a master leading an apprentice.

"In this world, you can't rely on others. It's best to rely on yourself. Since you are delicious, you should master cooking skills, so that you can eat delicious food everywhere." Tang Yue is tempting his future brother-in-law to 24 Cultivate in the direction of filial piety.

In modern times, a qualified husband must not only be able to make money to support the family, but also know how to cook, do good housework, and handle both inside and outside.

Tang Yue felt that he was very qualified, but it's a pity that no man or woman has enjoyed his services in this life. The little boyfriend he just talked about has never even slept in his house, so naturally he has no chance to enjoy these.

Ping Shun felt that this was quite reasonable, but because of the gentleman's thinking far away from the kitchen and unwilling to learn more, he was in a deep contradiction in his heart.

"It's time to apply another layer of honey!" Ping Shun said while drooling.

Tang Yue turned to look at him, the time he said was a vague concept, he didn't know how long a stick of incense was and a cup of tea was, but Ping Shun remembered it clearly.

With a thought, he asked him, "Do you still remember the time and order I just said?"

Ping Shun opened his mouth and repeated what he said just now, verbatim, and even reminded Tang Yue halfway: "It's time to reverse."

Tang Yue glanced at him several times, but he didn't expect his memory to be so good. From this point of view, it seems that the rumors outside that Duke Heng's son is worthless are not true.

Of course, he doubted that this kid used all his talents on women.

"Do you remember how many women there are in your backyard?" Tang Yue asked casually.

"Of course I remember, why do I need to ask?" When the woman was mentioned, Ping Shun became more energetic, and began to count the Yingying and Yanyan in his backyard, and even remembered the characteristics of each of them clearly.

Listening to what he said, Tang Yue didn't know whether to be happy about his good memory or angry about his fickleness, but in the end, he made himself depressed instead.

When Ping Shun counted his No. 30 concubines, it is said that the breast shape is particularly perfect, but unfortunately his facial features are not good and his skin is not fair enough, so Ping Shun ranked No. 30.

"Okay, let's eat." He really shouldn't have brought up this topic. Tang Yue took a knife and cut off a piece of meat the size of a palm and handed it to Pingshun. .

Ping Shun watched them disappear into the night with jealousy, and pitifully looked at the piece of meat that was not enough for him to fit between his teeth, "After waiting in the middle of the night, you only give me this little food?"

Tang Yue thought to himself: I'm making an exception for you to have supper tonight, and I won't be treated like this tomorrow.

Ignoring his yelling, Tang Yue finished his share of barbecue and was [-]% full, so he put out the fire, patted his buttocks and prepared to go back.

"Tang Yue, stand still for me! If you don't speak clearly, I won't go back."

"Then you plan to feed the wolves here?" Tang Yue glanced at him and left first.

"Hey...wait..." As soon as the fire was extinguished, the surroundings immediately darkened, Ping Shun suddenly seemed to really hear the howling of wolves, so he hurried to catch up.

What kind of ambition and spirit are small things when facing the danger of life.

Ping Shun spent a lot of energy this day, whether it was mentally or physically. During this run, he found that his legs were as heavy as if they were tied with sandbags.

When he returned to the courtyard, Tang Yue climbed into the courtyard with a wooden ladder, leaving Shizi alone facing the high courtyard wall in a daze.

"Tomorrow!... Tomorrow, the crown prince must leave this ghost place!" Ping Shun went to move the stone, and entered the yard with difficulty.

As soon as he entered the room, he found that there was a bucket of hot water in the room. He let go of the boredom in his heart, and his chubby face rolled into a ball of laughter: he could finally take a bath comfortably.

But standing by the bathtub, he was in a dilemma again, what should he do if no one waits for him to change his clothes?

The old woman in the yard would not help him without Tang Yue's orders, and none of the methods of coercion and temptation were effective. He tore the clothes on his body indiscriminately, and tore a good set of clothes to pieces before he could finally be naked. Body stepped into the tub.

The slightly cool water temperature wrapped his body, inexplicably making Pingshun feel a little sad. It was the first time for him, who had never suffered any hardships since he was a child, to realize that leaving Hengguo's mansion without his father's support, his life would be difficult. How miserable it would be.

But what he didn't know was that his miserable days were yet to come.