Ghost Corps

Those who have a guilty conscience can't sleep at night, so that they toss and turn until dawn.

The dim light shines through the curtains, bringing a trace of morning life to the quiet bedroom. Unfortunately, the two people on the bed are either sleeping like pigs or in a daze, so they are not lucky enough to appreciate this bright scene.

Xiong Yun doesn't recognize the bed, and the life of frequently traveling and changing places does not allow him to be so arrogant, so the first night he came to the partner's house, he slept soundly, and in the dream he no longer squeezed a bed with a man The young man in the bed, but a millionaire who enjoys traveling around the world, is swimming to Greece at the moment, hugging and kissing a blonde girl on the Aegean Sea, and when he is still in love, he asks the girl, would you be my girlfriend? Well, the girl looked at him shyly, her red lips parted slightly...

"You are so poisonous, you are so poisonous, you are so poisonous~~~~"

Little Xiong, who was dragged out of his dream by force, had a mouthful of old blood choked in his chest, with a glaring and murderous heart: "What the fuck!!!"

As soon as the voice fell, the bedmate scrambled to sit up and looked around in a panic. When he finally found the culprit under the pillow, he jumped out of the bed and ran out of the bedroom without even caring about his slippers.

Diamond was confused.what the hell is this?Chinese ghost call?

If Fang Zheng knew what Diamond was thinking, he would definitely correct him. Ghosts are not scary, what is scary is that there are ghosts in the heart =_=

But at this moment, the captain with a ghost in his heart has no time to talk to him. From the first syllable of "You are so poisonous", the nerves that were sleepless and sleepless all night quickly and seamlessly switched to the state of preparation. It is to respond before the brain - find a place where no one is there to answer the phone!

However, after rushing out of the bedroom, he was greeted by the upright smile of Fifth Brother who was watching the morning news on the sofa in the living room: "Yo, it's early enough."

TAT early without you

Neither the living room nor the bedroom, the kitchen is a semi-open plan, the only thing with a door is...

"Hey, morning, ha, ha, ha..."

"Well," Xiaoniao replied, and then wanted to ask why he answered the phone, but soon found that there was something more worth asking, "What are you doing, why are you out of breath?"

"Uh... run!" At the critical moment, you have to fight for your IQ!

Xiaoniao looked at the time in the lower right corner of the computer, half-believing: "So early?"

"Isn't it because I haven't practiced well in the past two days? I reflected on it last night and decided to change my mind."

"Oh……"

"Ok!"

"I didn't doubt you, so don't emphasize it."

"..."

"You run with the radio on?"

"what?"

"Heard the morning news."

I know that the broken sliding door in the bathroom is not soundproof! ! TAT

"Which is me, the uncles and aunts brought it, I'm in the park."

"Oh……"

Fang Zheng resisted the urge to use "um" to emphasize the facts again, and decided to close the line early to avoid making too many mistakes: "I won't talk about that for now, I have a lot of things to do today, and I have to set up the wireless network later. Let's talk about the game."

The other end of the phone was silent for two seconds, and slowly said: "Aren't you a desktop computer, what kind of wireless network are you running?"

Digging a hole for yourself is a science, and the leader of the ghost costume is very good at it =_=

"I... bought a notebook!"

Fang Zheng decided that if Xiaoniao asked Duanduan again what notebook to buy, he would use "you check the household registration, it's so wide", which is similar to women's sloppy but effective way to end the conversation in a flash.

But the little bird didn't. After a long silence, it was still a monosyllable: "Oh..."

Because the deputy group was too secretive and unpredictable, the head of the group still stood in the bathroom for a few minutes holding the mobile phone after the call, and then suddenly remembered that the other party didn't seem to ask about the text message.

……

Have time to reflect on weight loss burnout and no time to reply to your text messages?

In the Yuedong Internet cafe, the second boss was disturbed by this question. Combined with the guy's various abnormal behaviors in the past two days, the second boss felt that something was going to happen.No, judging from the situation, it is clear that something has happened.

Mental cheating?

Physical cheating?

Want to break up with yourself?

Suddenly realized that the one you love the most is still a woman?

"I think your thinking is jumping a bit..." Lu Yue was originally looking for Fa Xiaojian, but he turned into an emotional preacher on Midnight Radio, "I really want to break up, what are you doing without telling you, just say that your personality is not compatible, You can’t go wrong anywhere.”

Meng Chudong raised his eyebrows disapprovingly: "Incompatibility, is this a panacea?"

"No," Lu Yue patted Fa Xiao's shoulders, "It's just very suitable for you."

"You just say that my character is almost finished."

"That's such a poisonous tongue, how can I get rid of it."

"..."

It never happened to Fa Xiao to be rendered speechless, so Lu Yue was sure that the other party's silence was only because he was thinking.

Sure enough, it didn't take long for Meng Chudong to reflect on his face: "I seem to be very venomous towards him."

Lu Yue spread his hands, with a look of "let me tell you", "So, you can't blame others for hiding something from you, maybe it's because you are afraid of being told to death by you."

"But I can't help it, what should I do?" Meng Chudong was really distressed. Now he can't see or touch and can only enjoy his mouth. What if we meet face to face in the future...

The photo of the head of the group slowly emerged in his mind, the deputy group was sure and affirmed, facing a real person, he would pinch his face =_=

Lu Yue didn't know that Fa Xiao was trying to make up his mind, but he felt that the look of yearning made him chill, so he expressed his thoughts to the point: "My dear, this is a disease and it needs to be cured."

……

After a whole day of tossing, when the sun was about to set, the net was finally done.The two elder brothers with laptops searched for the wireless signal, and immediately forgot that there was a fat man and free landlord named Fang Zheng in the world, and plunged headlong into the life-long game career.Not to be outdone, the fat landlord relied on the stability of the network cable to log in to Huaxia with a desktop computer before the other party.

[Legion] Shemale's Blessing: What did I see? ?The leader is online! ! !

[Legion] 2B Fighter: Wipe!

[Legion] Lucky Little Fortune: Ahhh!

[Legion] Becoming a Demon 715: [Shocked]

[Legion] If you have milk, you are a mother: Are you sure that this rhythm is the head of the line and not the death?

[Legion] Blood cows don't eat grass: This expresses the people's deep miss for you.

[Legion] If you have milk, you are a mother: I have only left for a day.

[Legion] Hugh, Xiuxiu, your sister: One day in the world, a thousand years in the game.

[Legion] Polly: The time has passed, and the sea has changed.

[Legion] If you have milk, you are a mother: Have we changed it to Ghost Clothes Poetry Society? =_=

After entering YY, Fang Zheng realized that something big had happened after being talked about by the members in a hurry—the key map of level 70 leaked out!

Things go back to yesterday, to be exact, evening.

There is a wild team in the Longtenghuxiao server, like all Huaxia players, stuck at level 69, looking for a way to break through.They took a very scientific blanket search and spent a few days walking from west to east, not letting go of every NPC on every map, elite monsters, strange-looking plants or suspicious-looking unknown objects, He even killed a few wild bosses for the first time, and finally opened this mysterious door when the sun went down yesterday.Of course, they didn't complete it in the end, because the full-level reward post clearly stated that once someone reaches level 70, a system announcement will be sent to all servers at the same time.

Theoretically speaking, this extremely valuable secret should be strictly guarded like when Fang Zheng and the others broke through to level 66. However, this is a wild team, and everyone has gathered together for a few days, and one of them is an organized team. of.Why do you want to leave the organization to join the field team when you have an organization?The answer is that the guy's organization is in the Four Seas server next door, and Longtenghuxiao is just another account that that person doesn't use very often, so a certain legion in the Four Seas server has also mastered this secret.Then in this legion, there was a friend who liked to be seductive. It was impossible to verify who it was. He used a small ID to post a screenshot of the scenery of the mission location on the forum, and took a very eye-catching title——70 Grades are no longer far away!The original intention was just to show off that I know where the level 70 mission is, and there are no NPCs or instructions in the picture, and it has been processed by Meitu Xiuxiu. At first glance, it is difficult to tell where it is, but Chinese players Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, If you can PS, I can restore it for you, and finally lock the answer through a local endemic plant in the screenshot - Central Plains!

The Central Plains is an area on the Huaxia map that is almost flattened by players.No matter where you are going, whether you are doing a mission or downloading a dungeon, eight out of ten times you will pass by here. Sometimes it may be just a transit for the teleporter, and sometimes you simply stop on this map—the main city of Xi’an The scale is large, the business is prosperous, and there are copies of Terracotta Warriors and Horses nearby, a dating paradise like Huaqing Pool, and a collection holy place like Lishan Mountain. You can also climb the Bell and Drum Tower for [-] Huaxia coins, and participate in the lucky draw while overlooking the whole city. .

Because of its closeness to the people, coupled with the many remote new maps opened after Huaxia's upgrade, no one would have thought that the key to the full level would be hidden here.The answer was shared by kind people on the n-hundredth floor. Once shared, the whole Huaxia was turned upside down. Regardless of the new clothes, the old clothes, the god clothes and the ghost clothes, as long as there is still room for people to breathe, they all rushed to the Central Plains.It’s just that there are cities in the Central Plains, suburbs, wilderness maps full of monsters, and deserted mountains and wild ridges. Only a screenshot can only confirm that it is not a city, and if you go deeper, you can only dig by yourself.

Up to now, it is not known whether someone has unlocked the mission door again, anyway, it must be right before reaching the exit, because there is still no word on the system announcement of the entire Huaxia about congratulating XX for reaching the full level.

After listening to the report of the group members, Fang Zheng couldn't sit still, and immediately directed all the ghost suits to go to the Central Plains.

During the teleportation, he realized that something was wrong, and one of his comrades was missing, so he asked in YY, "Where is the lunatic?"

Shemale: "They said they were going out of town to discuss business for two days, but they didn't show up yesterday."

Fang Zheng's heart skipped a beat: "Then we'll find the mission later, whether or not to do it, when he comes back and sees that everyone has reached the full level, he will be left behind, how sad."

Bailian became a demon: "Leader, I think you are worrying too much."

Fang Zheng thought for a while: "It's true, he doesn't care about gift bags or not, it's like spending money on top-quality equipment."

Your uncle: "Leader, I think 438 means that the prospect of us being able to find a level 70 mission is not very optimistic, and if we do find it, then the prospect of passing it is even darker, so you don't have to worry too much, don't be afraid that the madman will not be able to catch up , let go and do it..."

Head: "..."

Diamond: "Shout when you're angry, don't hold back, they're all like balloons hahaha..."

Head: "Get out!"

Drilling to death: "Touch your hair..."

Leader: "Hurry up!!!"

The comrades could only listen, but the fifth brother actually saw Diamond stretching his arms to flirt and then being slapped to death by Fang Zheng.

As expected, the Central Plains area is already overcrowded. Some popular areas, such as Qinling, are so stuck that they have to block players other than the team, leaving only the names above the players' heads in order to run smoothly.Along the way, the comrades-in-arms in ghost clothes met Zongheng Huaxia, Meteor Sada, Zhanqi and even in-laws Wuyue Pavilion, and there were more small legions and scattered people running around in this area. As far as the Crystal Palace, I have explored all the places that can be explored.

Throughout the night, the ghost suit found nothing. Maybe the game master released a wild boss that he had never seen before in order to express comfort. By chance, Fang Zheng, who was about to go home dejectedly, bumped into them.

What are you waiting for, no fish or shrimp, come on!

Land reclamation requires careful consideration and careful exploration, but ten 69-level siege of a 65-level wild map boss, even if you have never met before, you are familiar with it, so the comrades quickly established an encirclement circle, chatting in YY, and began to output!

But they forgot an old saying, be careful sailing for thousands of years.

The conversation was too high, which made the team leader hesitate for half a second when he needed to add blood, so the fighter fell, and the blood bull's eye quickly used a skill to pull hatred, and the boss immediately turned the attack target to the mad swordsman, Fang Zheng Hurry up to revive the fighter, but at the same time, the BOSS hits a crit, directly killing the blood bull!The fighter who just got up was extremely weak, and he didn't dare to draw hatred on himself, that would be tantamount to seeking death, so after the boss lost the blood cow in seconds, he resolutely turned to Bailian Chengyao, whose hatred value was second only to the blood cow and also had the highest output.In fact, 438 is very innocent. Originally, the boss wanted to hit his baby, but because the fight was too easy before, 438 didn't pay special attention to his position. At this moment, he and the baby are standing in a straight line and not far away, so the boss's move is similar. In the flame of the red pepper in Plants vs. Zombies, 110 burned half of his blood, and the crispy French 438 was directly burned to slag.

Fang Zheng had just resurrected the blood cow, and the CD of the resurrection skill is still short, so he could only give the fighter blood, and at the same time command the well-wisher who is the mistress: "Fifth brother, resurrect 438!"

Brother Wu doesn't need to be reminded, he has already completed the mission of mistress.

Fang Zheng breathed a sigh of relief, and quickly reminded your uncle and Diamond, who are also from the legal system: "Xiao Fushou and Buer are also crispy skins, so you should be more careful."

Your uncle sonorously said: "Don't worry, leader! I can output from a long distance, and the boss can't be hit... Shit!"

Another ray of wronged soul slowly rises.

No one sympathized with him, well, no one.

So the only thing that needs to be careful is this guy... Wait, Fang Zheng distractedly glanced at the team status bar, there are only nine portraits left in the ten-person team, and your uncle is still gray and white. Where did the goods go =_=

Fang Zheng: "How about Diamond?"

Take another look at the team bar, Fifth Brother... is gone.

"What's going on!!" Fang Zheng wanted to cry.

Diamond is also very depressed: "I don't know, the connection to the game is broken."

2B wondered: "Then why are you still flirting?"

Diamond: "The game is disconnected from the network but not disconnected."

Blood Bull: "Generally, this situation is that the network signal is unstable, and the game is always more sensitive than other programs."

Diamond realized: "Head, look at your broken net!"

Fang Zheng was speechless, just about to say that he didn’t pay a penny for the free internet and yet he dared to complain to me, but 438 spoke out before him: “What does the fifth brother’s disconnection have to do with the team leader’s internet?”

2B: "Wipe, give me blood again!"

Your uncle: "Leader, please save me quickly~~~5555~~~~"

For several years in the game, Fang Zheng has never liked a boss so much as at this moment. If it weren't for its timely force, the effect of 438's words just now would definitely be comparable to that of the kid in the emperor's new clothes who said the emperor had no clothes TAT

"What's the hurry, I won't give you the top!" After dumping Qunjia, there was another resurrection, "Your uncle, let's get popular first."

2B: "Aww, I'm going to fuck again!"

Your uncle: "Leader, I have no medicine..."

……

Diamond breathed a sigh of relief, turned the YY microphone to F2 to speak, and dared not move.

The swishing knives beside him almost made him slow, and the fifth brother's expression of whether to smile clearly said "IQ is flawed", woo woo woo, it's not something shameful, why is the fat guy cheating? To hide it, it made him look like a thief!

After finally re-logging into the game, the boss has only 20% health left. Diamond is considering whether to just watch his teammates finish the fight or let Fang Zheng re-add him to the team so that he can still get a share of the pie when the boss is down. The bottom left of the screen A line of words popped up in the corner——

[Private chat] Polly: You and Fang Zheng are together.