Ghost Corps

As soon as the sub-team went online again, it was bombarded by countless people on the edge of the cliff asking for their health——

[Current] Ancestor Zhan and Bodhi: Everyone expresses his opinion when he is drunk, and you have to say which regiment leader you like, Xiao P, in ghost clothes.Don't tell me you want both...

[Current] Zhan, Sorrel Weed: Oh!Two enemies, I can't bear you and I can't let him go~~~~

[Currently] People block and kill: Blood warriors are much more reliable than nanny, okay? Nanny can't milk zombies, so stand in front of little P when you're drunk, that's it!And when he was drunk, Fangxiu's ID was so handsome and impressive!

[Current] Buddha blocks and kills Buddha: Damn, you are a drunk fan!It's not too bad to have milk and be your mother's name.

[Currently] People block and kill people: Are you serious?

[Current] Buddha blocks and kills Buddha: [2B Fighter]

Once compared...

[Current] People block and kill people: The name of the nanny is really high-end and foreign!

[Current] 2B Fighter: Can I lie down if I wipe this? !

[Current] Blood Cows Don't Eat Grass: I think your name is pretty good.

[Current] 2B Fighter: Ahhh! !Just shoot me with a machine gun~~~~~

The audience was silent for 2 minutes.

then……

[Current] People block and kill: Xiao P, are you a man or a woman?Couldn’t the male voice in YY be really a voice changer?

Changed the topic =_=

The deputy team didn't want to have such a low-IQ conversation with these boring people, but the topic involved the team leader, and he intuitively told him that a certain fat man was paying close attention to the development of the situation, otherwise how could he not say a word for a long time, and rushed forward early to fear the world No mess anymore.So he was also involved in analyzing the current situation——

Everything was normal before going offline, but when your sister ran out of this account, there was a bloody storm of gossip, and she got involved when she was drunk, and now the crowd questioned his gender and strongly demanded him to choose between the two team leaders ...Very well, he understands the situation of the battle.

The real deputy, dare to face the bleak life, dare to face up to the dripping blood——

[Current] Polly: Gender male, hobby male.

[Current] Big H: Megga! !How dare you, gay, step on two boats? !

[Currently] Polly: First, there is no necessary connection between having more admirers and sexual orientation, it is mainly personal charm.

[Currently] Polly: Second, you and I are in a relationship on the premise of marriage.

[Current] Ancestor Zhan and Bodhi: I am very puzzled by what you are looking for in him!

[Current] Polly: Two people are happier together.

[Current] Ancestor Zhan and Bodhi: This is too general, can you explain it in detail?

After the sub-team was silent for more than ten seconds——

[Currently] Polly: Little people~~ Fengshengshuiqi~~I love being poor and happy every day~~Little people~~Fake and not serious~~ Hee hee haha, we are poor and happy~~~(≧▽ ≦)/~~~

After more than ten seconds of silence from the Battle Banner Legion——

[Current] Zhan and Xuelang: Paralysis is a perfect match!

The keen sister Liuli caught the unspoken words of the deputy group——

[Current] Sister Zhan and Liuli: I haven't finished what I said just now. After the first and second, what about the third?

[Currently] Polly: Third, I'm sorry, I'm not interested in you.

[Currently] Get drunk: get out =_=

[Current] Sister Zhan and Liuli: Uh, the relationship broke down so quickly...

[Currently] known as Xiaobailong: Khan, when you get drunk, can you be a little graceful, it's too ugly to become angry from embarrassment.Vivienne hooked up the big sword behind my back and gave me a green hat, and I didn't say anything about it.We are men, so we have to smash our teeth and swallow blood. No matter how bad the other party is, we have to miss our old love and take into account the person's reputation and face!right?

All players, please don't start...

Somewhere, a small crowd stirred.

Everyone is a small reporter, and soon sent a front broadcast——

[Currently] Merry and not dirty: Xiaobai, Vivienne jumped off a cliff.

……

Tonight, no one sleeps.According to the official statistics of the game operator, the players' offline time on the China Top server was delayed by an average of two hours this night.As for whether the extra time was due to the aftertaste of gossip or urgent level training, it is unknown.But you can pick a post in the middle of the night from the irrigation section of the Huaxia Forum to represent the voices of some players——

Posted by: Thomas the Train

Subject: Paralysis I'm a Genius!

Content: Why did you choose the top server in the game public beta?Thomas you are paralyzed!You are an absolute genius hahahahahaha! ! ! ! ! ! !

1#

Respondent: Millennium Ice Soul

Reply content: I guess LZ is going crazy

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Respondent: wandering mood

Reply content: He is already crazy ╮(╯_╰)╭

3#

Respondent: broken streamer

Reply content: What's so special about the top service, it's stupid, the name is like an upstart.

4#

Respondent: I want to become a fairy

Reply content: Lord, I support you!Nima this night loves triangles, loves men and women, loves men and women, climbs the wall, and is not ashamed and open-minded to deal with cuckolds. They are all big and handsome characters. The plot is full of ups and downs. Who the fuck wants to go to the cinema to watch movies!Ha ha ha ha

5#

Reply to: sad remind small balls

Reply content: 5555555, half of the onlookers watched and my mother directly unplugged me!Beg for follow-up! ! PS. I saw a drunk who said that the zombie was his favorite woman.

6#

Reply to: Thomas the Train

Reply content: The zombie in the back made it clear that he was not interested in Yizui. You know Xiaobailong, the sub-team of Wuyue Pavilion, suddenly said that his wife cheated, and then his daughter-in-law jumped off the cliff. That’s not enough, adulterer He actually jumped out to discuss an explanation with Xiaobailong in PK, but the health bar was instantly emptied by the unknown crowd with extremely upright views, one person and one skill, tsk tsk tsk, there are no bones left!

7#

Respondent: Dream back to India

Reply content: Damn it, the big drama of the year!

8#

Respondent: I want to become a fairy

Reply content: The adulterer is the long sword of Meteor Sata Legion→_→

9#

Respondent: Yinma Liuhuahe

Reply content: No, it is a legend from ancient to modern times...

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Respondent: broken streamer

Reply content: Does Huaxia have server transfer props?A one-day tour experience card is also available!

……

The onlookers couldn't help themselves, and the parties were not much better.

Ever since Fang Zheng said, "Little people, you are not serious~~", your head has been dizzy.It wasn't until the night was as cold as water that his comrades went offline one after another, and Xiaoniao asked in YY, "Still sleeping?" He really believed that it was Xiaoniao on the other side of the computer, not some convulsive person wearing Xiaoniao's painted skin.

"Not too sleepy." After Fang Zheng answered seriously, he yawned even more seriously.

"Let's sleep..."

Oh~ this is full of concern~~~

"Lack of sleep will make you fatter."

He endured =_=

"Let me sleep is fine," Fang Zheng chuckled, "What is that, yes, poor and happy, give me a live version~~ I'll go to sleep as soon as you finish singing~~"

"Good night."

[System] Your friend Polly has exited the game.

He's just kidding, hey TAT

The deputy team members were all offline, and the leader suddenly felt bored, so he also quit the game.I don't know if it's because I was dazzled, but when I quit, I seemed to see a sentence sent by a lunatic, but when he wanted to cancel the quit, it was too late.

Facing the inspirational computer desktop with white letters on a black background printed with "I want to lose weight", "Fat people have no future" and "You are just a fat man even if you die", the head of the group is considering whether to go online again or send a text message to ask What happened to the lunatic, the phone rang.

Fang Zheng took the phone and looked at it, amused, the lunatic definitely belonged to Cao Cao.

"Hey, I was looking for you."

"Why are you looking for me?"

The lunatic's voice seemed a little distant and ethereal in the dead of night on the receiver of the mobile phone. Fang Zheng suddenly realized that he only remembered the feeling of meeting the lunatic, but he couldn't remember the other person's appearance. Even if he tried hard to recall, there was only a rough outline left.

"Why are you looking for me?" The head of the group, Black Line, "Of course I'm looking for you to ask why you're looking for me?"

Only the head of the ghost costume can articulate such a complicated story clearly =_=

"Did you message me in the game just now?" the team leader added, "I happened to be offline at that time and didn't see clearly, what's the matter?"

"Oh, it's nothing," the lunatic's voice suddenly lowered, strangely, as if he was a little embarrassed, and after a while, he asked, "Did you meet the zombie?"

"No," Fang Zheng replied without thinking, and then seemed to realize, "Wait, what do you mean?"

Jiang Yang on the other end of the phone was keenly aware of the other party's hostility, and quickly explained: "I don't mean anything, the zombies in the game didn't say that marriage was the premise of marrying you, I'm just curious how far you two have developed, okay Blessings."

"Get out!" If Fang Zheng and Jiang Yang were polite before, it was because of the only time the two of them had a good relationship and some unspeakable ambiguity when they first met, so now he is not going to give each other this kind of ambiguity. Special treatment, "Do you think I have to see the light to die, and everyone watching me is nothing but disappointment or despair?"

"I do not……"

"I don't have your mother..." Huh, there is no righteousness in business, so don't scold too badly, cough, "Without your sister. You know how fast you ran that day, and I don't believe you came all the way just to Stay for a long time. Isn't it just after watching my ruined three views and then ran away, shit!"

This is what Fang Zheng figured out later.

Because I always felt that the meeting that day felt weird, and then I thought about it when I was free, and suddenly on a starry night, I learned without a teacher.That is, after that, he kept such a bit of resentment towards the madman in his heart.Of course, he knew that he couldn't blame the other party for this, men with normal aesthetics would have this kind of reaction, and the lunatic's performance was very graceful, so he should have a good time.But the premise is that someone has to get over this matter, come over and poke him from time to time, especially caring about the progress of him and Xiaoniao, isn't this a clear fire, what, if you don't like it, don't allow it Others are attracted to him, Fang Zheng is fat like a pig, and he is not ready to challenge you, Chang'e, what kind of mind are you following!

The tacit but carefully avoided topic was suddenly laid bare, Jiang Yang was stunned and fell silent for a while.

After Fang Zheng broke out and felt comfortable, he felt the stiffness and embarrassment of the atmosphere.So this guy started to reflect again, whether he had said too much, if Jiang Yang hung up the phone in a fit of anger, they were all in a group, how could they play together in the future?

"I'm sorry..." The person who thought he would hang up the phone suddenly apologized.

A subtle silence spread from both ends of the phone, but this time the silence was no longer embarrassing, but more like a pair of big hands, slowly smoothing away the bumps hidden in my heart.

Taking a long breath, Fang Zheng said very seriously: "This reminds you that the Internet is risky, dating... Ah bah! You need to be cautious about face-to-face. If you ask me for photos early, there will be no scary moments later."

This time it was Jiang Yang's turn to complain: "Why didn't I ask, you have been refusing to give up, okay?"

How could Fang Zheng show weakness: "Then you should realize the truth that I'm an ugly man, otherwise you won't be spreading photos everywhere like you! It's like handing out leaflets!"

"I'll go, what if you are too beautiful to show others!" Jiang Yang's theory has always been, "I would rather kill a thousand by mistake than let one go!"

Fang Zheng was amazed: "It's God's blessing that you haven't gotten sick until now."

Jiang Yang's black line: "Don't be so cruel..."

"Actually," Fang Zheng recalled the time when he almost sent the photo to the other party, and suddenly felt that it was predestined. went there."

Jiang Yang felt that he had heard the Arabian Nights: "This...fucking is okay?!"

Fang Zheng rubbed his nose, feeling a little awkward about it: "Then Xiaoniao said that if he were me, he wouldn't post that one, but the one in question is already close to the best one in my original appearance, so..."

"Wait," Jiang Yang was a little suspicious, "He just told you that the photo was too ugly to post?"

"That's not true. Besides, speaking is also an art. His art beats you by several blocks." So Fang Zheng still remembers it clearly, "He said that people are always harsher on photos than on themselves."