Ghost Corps

Numerous historical experiences tell us that if you want to escape for your life, please show your trump card at the beginning, otherwise the high-speed fate train will not have time to make a sharp turn.

[Currently] Blood cows don't eat grass: Well, he's back to life.

[Currently] If you have milk, you are a mother: Yes.

[Current] Blood cows don't eat grass: Did you leave a last word?

[Currently] Whoever has milk is a mother: It seems so.

[Current] Blood Cows Don't Eat Grass: When did you ask him to help with equipment?

[Currently] If you have milk, you are a mother: Not at all.

[Current] Blood cows don't eat grass: what now?

[Currently] If you have milk, you are a mother: It’s okay, I’ll chase after her and ask.

[Currently] Blood cows don't eat grass: Then send me a word, just say sorry, hurry up.

[Current] If you have milk, you are a mother: Sister Xueniu, you are so stable~~~~~~~~~~

[Currently] Blood Cows Don't Eat Grass: Sorry, I have 2B.

[Currently] If you have milk, you are a mother: ...

——Every member of the regiment is moving closer to the temperament of the legion, which is one of the important manifestations of the cohesion of the legion.

Saying goodbye to the blood cow, Fang Zheng sent a private chat to Ye Du——

[Private Chat] Whoever has milk is a mother: Where is your resurrection point?

A few seconds later, Yedu sent a complaint——

[Private chat] Ye Duzhou Ziheng: Without such a thing, I never said that I will not let you go even if I am a ghost, why can't you let me go who is already a ghost [crying]

The huge amount of information made Fang Zheng ponder for a long time and did not fully digest it, but this did not prevent him from doing business.

[Private chat] If you have milk, you are a mother: Sister Xue Niu asked me to bring you a sentence, I was too quick just now, sorry.

[Private chat] Ye Duzhou Ziheng: No!What were you thinking when you cut me!Every knife is so cruel!I will never forgive him! ! !

[Private chat] Ye Duzhou Ziheng: Wait!Miss Blood Cow?

[Private chat] If you have milk, you are a mother: Well, sister.

[Private Chat] Ye Duzhou Ziheng: Well, I forgive her.

Is this person 2B's long-lost brother! !

[Private chat] Ye Duzhou Ziheng: Besides, it's not right for me to sneak attack first.

[Private chat] Ye Duzhou Ziheng: Help me say sorry to that demon refiner.

[Private Chat] Ye Duzhou Ziheng: By the way, does Sister Xue Niu have a husband in the game?

After confirmation, this guy is 2B's biological brother =_=

[Private chat] If you have milk, you are a mother: Forget it, you don’t need to tell me the coordinates, I just want to ask what you mean by what you said just now, what does it mean to work hard to equip me?Do we know each other?

[Private chat] Ye Duzhou Ziheng: You don't know me, but I know you.

[Private chat] If you have milk, you are a mother: So I became a star before I knew it? ? ~(≧▽≦)/~

[Private chat] Ye Duzhou Ziheng: Strong man, please put away your optimism.

[Private Chat] Ye Duzhou Ziheng: We left the team after playing the Bright Rod that day, and when we were walking back, we had a face-to-face meeting with you who was going to pick up the equipment, did you forget?

[Private chat] If you have milk, you are a mother: Uh...

To be precise, it's not that Fang Zheng forgot, but that he has no memory related to this paragraph at all, okay?The power outage that day was the weapon picked up by Xiaoniao to help him log in to his account.

[Private chat] If you have a milk, you are a mother: Okay, even if you beat me with this stick, you didn't beat me specially, didn't it just happen by chance, and our deputy team just happened to be in the team, so let me stay up.

[Private Chat] Ye Duzhou Ziheng: ...

[Private chat] Ye Duzhou crosses himself: [Etterville's Bright Sword]

[Private chat] If you have milk, you are a mother: Huh?

[Private Chat] Ye Duzhou Ziheng: This is my Bright Sword.If you want, I can ask other people in the team to give you the big knife, magic book, dagger and hammer for drying.coincidence?Would you like to show me a light-type luxury suit combination?

[Private chat] If you have milk, you are a mother: Are you going to specialize in weapons?

[Private chat] Ye Duzhou Ziheng: Except for milk weapons, all other weapons in the Guangming series are rubbish, okay?

[Private chat] If you have milk, you are a mother: So you guys went to brush the light stick?

[Private chat] Ye Duzhou Ziheng: Strong man, we are going to "give you" a light stick!

[Private chat] Ye Duzhou Ziheng: Are you trying to choose the head of the group whose IQ is low?

Nima put away the sloppy Yedu, and became more and more like a bird! !

The glass heart of the leader of the ghost costume was cracked by the poisonous tongue again, and just about to break, suddenly a flash of inspiration, Ye Du's words, Xiaoniao's Shenlong in the past few days has seen his head and tail, and he said he was busy when he looked for it, which made him hesitate for a while. I thought Xiaoniao didn't love Legion any more, and was planning to set up his own company.But now, some of these are clues, some of them are not clues, they are connected automatically and spontaneously, slowly drawing a clear picture of the truth...

[Private chat] If you have milk, you are a mother: Xiaoniao team, you specially help him to fight the light stick!right?

[Private chat] Ye Duzhou Ziheng: It can be regarded as enlightened... [wiping sweat]

[Private chat] Ye Duzhou Ziheng: But to be precise, they hired us, 2000 Huaxia coins/per person/each time.

[Private chat] If you have milk, you are a mother: Shit, it costs more than 20 yuan to push a broken unicorn from a part-time job, why don't you grab it! ! !

[Private chat] Ye Duzhou Ziheng: Rub!You think I am happy to earn this money!Nima stepped into a big hole with one foot! ! !All kinds of brushes! ! !Brush every day! ! ! !Can't brush it out! ! ! !If you don't want to brush it, you can't do it! ! ! !We were summoned by the slave master as soon as we went online like slaves! ! ! !One day if you don't log in for no reason, you will be hunted down by the slave owner! ! ! !It's a history of working blood and tears! ! ! ! !

Yedu roared with blood and tears, but unfortunately, the leader of the ghost costume didn't pay attention at all, because this guy was still immersed in his inner OS——

Woo~ what to do if it's swollen~~ Although it's not my own money, the flesh still hurts TAT

Ye Du, who had finished suing, also found something was wrong——

[Private chat] Ye Duzhou Ziheng: Wait a minute, you don't know about it?Didn't you ask him to hire us to push?We need to keep it a secret so that we can't reveal the unicorn's explosion of bright weapons, for fear that the team that comes to fight with more equipment will be worthless...

[Private chat] Whoever has milk is a mother: It's not me.

[Private chat] Ye Duzhou Ziheng: So the zombie did it automatically?

[Private chat] Ye Duzhou Ziheng: The purpose of your regiment is to dedicate your life to the regiment leader?

Fang Zheng is not in the mood to spend money with Ye again.

His head is now half water and half flour, and although he tries hard not to shake his head, the two are slowly merging into a paste.

Xiaoniao deliberately spent money to hire someone to brush the light stick for him?What is the picture.After brushing it, he still said that it was accidentally typed out and no one wanted it. The most important thing is that he actually believed it!

IQ, I'm sorry for your TAT

[Private chat] Ye Duzhou Ziheng: I said, you are a woman, I can't find any other explanation except that he wants to pick you up.

Yedu, who has been ignored for a long time, sent a last guess, so let's go.

Fang Zheng stared blankly at the row of small characters for a long time.

He's not so stupid that he can't see anything. If this happened to someone else, he could deduce the ins and outs that fit the facts with his eyes closed. But the problem is that this thing didn't happen to someone else, but For myself, a fat man who treats shamelessness as fun and obscenity as love, this is not scientific at all.The most unscientific thing is that Xiaoniao has seen his photos!Even if he's a guy who spends all day in Internet cafes, he's still 178130+. It's hard to see where to go after cleaning up. As for looking for him without hesitation?

Well, probably not.

This must be the pure admiration and love that the deputy group has for the group leader.It must be.

Wait, how much money can a sub-teamer who has nothing to do all day and hangs around in Internet cafes have?Didn't Nima eat instant noodles that month? ! !

[Private chat] Whoever has milk is a mother: What are you doing?

[Private chat] Polly: Hit the monkey.

[Private chat] If you have milk, you are a mother: Don't move, let me do it!

[Private chat] Polly: ...

The head of the ghost costume team who successfully turned his ideas to other places helped the deputy team slaughter all the monkeys in Huaguo Mountain before midnight, and the speed of system refresh could not keep up with the speed of their hands and swords. Give up, say good night to each other, and go to sleep.

Maybe it was because of using his brain before going to bed, Fang Zheng had no dreams all night and slept very well.

Until 07:30 in the morning, the phone sings.

These days, Fang Zheng has gotten used to Xiaoniao's Morning Call, so her body responded one step earlier than her head, raising her arm to touch the head of the bed and pressing to answer in one go.

"Get up." Concise and concise, the signature style of Chief Bird.

"Is it okay to take a day off... just one day..." The nanny, who couldn't open her eyes, struggled routinely.

"You said the same thing yesterday and the day before yesterday."

"But you didn't even agree..."

"What made you think I would agree today?"

"..."

In fact, there is nothing wrong with Xiaoniao's words. In the past, Fang Zheng would definitely reply cheaply, saying something like today's weather is good, but maybe there is something hidden in his heart, Fang Zheng followed Xiaoniao's words. If so, I will think too much.Why do you think he will agree today?Because yesterday he learned a secret...

No need to think about it anymore, the nurse sat up straight with a carp, and woke up completely.

The little bird didn't know the truth, and was still asking, "Hey, don't let me fall asleep again."

"Get up, get up." Fang Zheng muttered dissatisfied.

The little bird was amazed: "It's rare, the embroidery needle fell off the bed?"

The needle fell off the bed, so it pricked the flesh, so I woke up instantly.Nima is also him, let's see who can understand it in another person? !

After hanging up the phone, Fang Zheng sat on the bed and thought about life for another 2 minutes.

He still thinks that Xiaoniao shouldn't have that kind of thought towards him. If he really does, why can he become more venomous TAT ​​every day?

That was an illusion, Fang Zheng said to himself, Fatty, you must calm down, do you hear me!

As a result, when I put on my shoes and went out, Xiaoniao called again, but the content was nothing, just to reconfirm that this guy would really go out.But Fangzheng can't hold it anymore, calmness is not a matter of one person, how can I be so calm every day with such a Morning Call!

Stopping the action of tying the shoelaces, Fang Zheng straightened her waist, holding the mobile phone and said indifferently: "You don't need to call in the morning, I can get up by myself, really."

The bird didn't respond.

The other end of the phone was quiet for a long time. If it weren't for some background and electric sounds, Fang Zheng would have thought the phone was disconnected.

He also knew that he was a little bored. In fact, this matter had nothing to do with Xiaoniao. I am baffled by myself.

Really struggling, the little bird finally spoke: "Not good."

Uh, it’s so simple =_=

"You have a lot of money and can't spend it all. I will give you a refund for long-distance mobile every day! I told you I can get up, but at worst I can send you a text message after I get up, okay?"

"SMS can be sent at a set time."

"Then why don't you just shake my phone, I won't answer it."

"You can try."

"..."

This guy is definitely not interested in me!It's absolutely amazing that even cats and mice can play with it! !

It's strange to say that Fang Zheng didn't get entangled after all the nonsense. He found that the bird's poisonous tongue is a purely natural auxiliary skill, which can eliminate all negative states and let those who are shrouded by the skill return to nature.

……

Because of his childhood, Lu Yue has also started to do morning exercises recently. However, compared to Faxiao, who is a pure strength equipment controler, he practices a variety of items. Today he runs when he is happy, and tomorrow he pedals a bicycle when he is depressed, but no matter what In other words, two people are always much more interesting than one person. For example, now, he feels that riding a bicycle is really tedious, so he can observe Fa Xiao who is meditating as a change.

An old man who is meditating is nothing to look at, but an old man who has meditated for more than ten minutes, and has not stopped repeating the mechanical action of lifting a dumbbell with one hand during the entire meditation process, can be picked from the human body. Come out and belong to the category of different-dimensional creatures.

"I said, if you don't change your hands, be careful that your arms are not the same thickness." Lu Yue, who really couldn't stand it anymore, reminded him aloud.

Fa Xiao raised his eyes to look at him, and said lightly: "People's arms are not the same thickness."

Lu Yue rolled his eyes: "But it won't be the difference between steel bars and bridge piers."

It is estimated that this metaphor is too cruel and easy to make up for. Fa Xiao finally changed the dumbbell, and then continued to think in the repetitive mechanical movements...

Lu Yue broke down: "What's the matter, why don't you tell me?"

Fa Xiao pondered for a while, then sighed softly: "The problem is that I don't know what happened."

Lu Yue gave up and made a small love world, he will never understand.

Xiaoniao did not give up, and continued to think about the slightly different attitude of the group leader in MorningCall this morning.