Ghost Corps

How long will the fat man's depression last?

The leader of the ghost suit tells you, a cigarette.

But depression is also divided into levels. There are small monsters, elite monsters, and big bosses. Usually, the team leader fights small monsters, and one cigarette is enough. Continue to fly the kite with the monster.

I hope the monster has been worn out by the time we get home, the head of the team thought so in the car.

Of course, the car is also different. When I pick up someone, I am afraid that the other party will wait too long, so I take a taxi. When I go home, I don’t have to be afraid, so I take the bus, because I know that no one will wait in that crappy house.

The bus that is not a popular route is so broken that it can be stored in the historical memorial hall. The speed is very slow, but the bumps are very brutal. Fang Zheng sits on the single seat in the penultimate row at the rear of the car, clutches the back of the front seat tightly, and closes the seat. At first glance, I imagined that I was not on the bus, but in the entertainment facilities of the amusement park, such as the "Whirlpool Pearl" and "Crazy Mouse" that I especially liked when I was a child. I immediately felt that the money spent was very worthwhile.

When walking two-thirds of the way, the phone rang, and it was Xu Di, whom I hadn't seen for a long time.

Puzzled, he pressed answer, and before he could speak, he heard someone shouting, "Fatty, come out and drink with me!"

Fangzheng black thread, maybe who has pissed too much horse urine with, and used wine to make fun of it.

Xu Di has a good capacity for alcohol, but just like drowned people who can swim, the better the capacity for alcohol, the more times they get drunk, especially Xu Di, who is usually socializing with women like Xu Di, who has been suppressed for too long and always wants to vent.However, Xu Di's drunkenness is usually [-]% drunk and [-]% drunk. He used his drunkenness to kill all the people who could harm him, and then he stopped, or he was satisfied, so he often tried to persuade him to rest, but in the end he was rejected. He couldn't tell the difference between east, west and north, but he went home leisurely.

"What do you want to drink, let's go home quickly." Fang Zheng would have responded normally, but today he was really in a bad mood.

Who knows that this is not considered to be a fire? The other end exploded: "Are you fucking coming or not!"

Fang Zheng was baffled, he couldn't figure out how he had offended this god, and his depressed mood went straight to the bottom: "I'm still on the bus, brother, I've been tossing around all day, really..."

Fang Zheng wanted to say that he was really tired, but before he could say the last word, the other end had cut off the phone roughly, leaving only the beeping busy tone in the receiver.

Putting down the phone, Fang Zheng was dazed for a while, and after the daze passed, he was left with deep exhaustion.

When I got home, it was already evening, and the burning clouds reflected half of the sky red. A bird flew into the cloud and disappeared, as if it was really burned by the fiery red.

After entering the room, Fang Zheng went straight to the bathroom to take a shower. The shower was facing the mirror of the sink. Fang Zheng saw a spherical object in the mirror. With great difficulty, he had to admit that it was himself.Reaching out to pinch the flesh on my stomach, I always feel that there is no hope of eliminating it in this life.It would be nice if you could be taller, Fang Zheng thought, then others will only say that you are strong, not fat.There are people in the circle who like bears, but no one likes a squishy, ​​squishy white man.

If he is tall, rich and handsome, no, he doesn't need to be rich or tall, just handsome, maybe he will meet a madman differently.No, it must be different.The man said that I came to find you on purpose, and he believed it to be true, but the words were never repeated after we met.Even if he really believed that the lunatic just came to see the leader, but the other party's disappointment was still not concealed after the meeting. Discover.

Why did I get fat? Fang Zheng was still thinking after coming out of the shower.He found that there were two reasons for this situation. First, physical problems. He is the kind of man who grows flesh when he drinks cold water. He has a good appetite and better absorption. From childhood to adulthood, there is no slim stage in his life. , Two, stay at home all day, except for cleaning the house, there is basically no chance to exercise.

Having come to these two points, Fang Zheng felt that he could not sit still and wait for death. There was no way to absorb this well, so he could only start with exercise, and after this matter was over, he had to start from the present.

When Gou Xiaonian pressed the doorbell, Fang Zheng was doing the 150th and second squat. The reason why he did squats instead of sit-ups or push-ups was also very simple. support.

"Why are you here?" Fang Zheng raised his eyebrows in surprise when he opened the door and saw the person coming, thinking what day it was today, one asked him for a drink, and the other simply visited him.

Gou Xiaonian was let in by Fang Zheng, and he had a panoramic view of the small house, and the man was a little disappointed: "Xu Di isn't here?"

Let's just say that these two bastards don't go to the Three Treasures Hall if they have nothing to do.

Fang Zheng sighed inwardly, closed the door, entered the room and came to Gou Xiaonian: "He's drinking outside, you can call and ask if you know."

Gou Xiaonian also sighed inaudibly: "I was there when he called you just now."

Fang Zheng was stunned, and instantly deduced the most likely situation in his head: "So you two didn't drink together, and then he overturned the table and left, so you think he came to me?"

Gou Xiaonian didn't answer, but that expression clearly said that it was absolutely correct.

Fang Zheng rolled her eyes and couldn't take it anymore: "There's never been a time when the two of you didn't hold each other. What about the enemies in the previous life? They didn't like each other, so they always got together. But you don't have to worry, when he drank too much and something happened. What? At most, it will harm others."

Gou Xiaonian lowered his eyes, was silent for a few seconds, and then sighed: "I just don't want him to harm others."

This kind of Gou Xiaonian is a little strange, so strange that some things that were not obvious at first are about to come out.

Fang Zheng swallowed, feeling a black thundercloud gathering above his head: "Don't tell me I'll go crazy if you two get together..."

Gou Xiaonian touched his nose, rarely showing a slightly embarrassed expression.

Click!

Today's second thunderbolt strikes!

Fang Zheng transmigrated into "Scream" again... Nima made him roll his eyes and has nothing to do with this world ever since! ! ! !

Maybe because he knew that he was hurting his friend, and wanted to ease the atmosphere, Gou Xiaonian suddenly asked something he didn't want to do: "What did you just do, why are you sweating all over your face?"

"It's not important!!" Fang Zheng didn't have the time to explain his weight loss plan to the other party.

Gou Xiaonian had no choice but to find a place to sit down and give Fang Zheng enough time to digest, and only after a long time did he explain the reason for his quarrel with Xu Di.In fact, it's quite interesting, but Xu Di doesn't want Gou Xiaonian to continue doing that kind of business with men. Gou Xiaonian agrees, but the premise is that Xu Di must also break up with all women, but Xu Di thinks that there is an essential difference between doing business with women and doing business with men. The difference is that he will not have feelings for those women, so there is no need to break it. As a result, the conversation between the two of them collapsed, and Xu Di threw the table and ran away.

Calculating based on the time, the call to Fang Zheng was probably after he ran away and was drunk by himself.

"Do you think I did something wrong?" After speaking, Gou Xiaonian began to ask Fang Zheng for advice.

Fang Zheng was very conflicted, because he felt that it was meaningless to discuss right and wrong, because fundamentally speaking, there was a problem with the professions chosen by the two of them, okay?

While chatting, there was a knock on the door!

Fang Zheng tried to figure out who it was with his toes, and was about to get up to open the door, but Gou Xiaonian flew out and did the job first.

Xu Di outside the door was obviously really tall. He threw himself into Gou Xiaonian's arms without even looking, and yelled indistinctly: "Fatty, you can run like a monk and temple..."

Gou Xiaonian had no choice but to help him in and put him on the sofa first.

Xu Shi suddenly changed from standing to lying down and disturbed the drunkard's five internal organs temple, and the next second Xu Di poked his head out of the sofa and vomited wildly!

The small room was instantly filled with an unpleasant smell mixed with alcohol, Fang Zheng wanted to die!

He went to the toilet with hands and feet to get a bucket and a mop, but when he came back, he saw Gou Xiaonian squatting next to Xu Di, patting the back of the drunk. Xu Di seemed to have finished vomiting, lying there panting for breath.

Somewhere in my heart felt sore, it was different from the feeling of blockage during the day, but the degree was similar, it was all faint and couldn't be ignored, but it wouldn't hurt the bones.

The vomiting seemed to wake up Xu Di a little, at least he could see who was in front of him.

"Why are you here..." Xu Di struggled to get up and grabbed Gou Xiaonian's collar, looking like he was about to fight, but unfortunately he was so weak that he couldn't help slipping down while dragging others.

Gou Xiaonian sighed helplessly, half coaxing and half showing weakness: "What else can I do here, I'm looking for your Buddha..."

"I don't believe it!" Xu Di started to play, "You must have messed with Fatty behind my back, right! You always knew that Fatty liked you..."

Fang Zheng held the mop tightly, trying not to hit the opponent's head!

Nima, he has been laying guns professionally for 30 years! !

Gou Xiaonian looked over guiltily, as if he wanted to say something nice to Xu Di, but Fang Zheng was in the mood to listen to these things, so he yelled, "Look at that! Get this thing away!"

"What is said on the Internet is true, fire prevention, theft prevention and boudoir honey protection..." The drunkard continued to sow hatred.

Gou Xiaonian didn't dare to delay any longer, and dragged the person out, probably because he was afraid that he would say something unreliable later and directly stimulate Fang Zheng to make a big move, or a group attack...

Half an hour after the two unlucky people left, Fang Zheng received a text message from Gou Xiaonian. There was no explanation, only four simple words——

[I'm sorry. 】

At that time, Fang Zheng had already cleaned up the house, and was vigorously blowing the residual smell of wine with a fan. When he saw the text message, he didn't even think about it, so he replied naturally——

[You take him seriously, don't let me catch him in the near future, otherwise...]

That hair made a smiley face.

Fang Zheng never came back.

One fucking day, Fang Zheng was lying on the bed, looking at the ceiling thinking, thinking, and fell asleep.

When I woke up again, it was two o'clock in the morning. There was no sign, and I woke up inexplicably. After drinking a glass of ice water, Fang Zheng was completely refreshed.Anyway, unable to sleep anymore, Fang Zheng simply turned on the computer, and originally wanted to log in to the two accounts given by the diamond seller to practice, but one went smoothly, and then went to the account where there is a milk is the mother, but the figure of the nurse has not yet been clearly displayed on the monitor. , the private chat is closed——

[Private chat] Polly: Why are you back?

First, Xiaoniao's speed startled him. He suspected that there were some secret settings in the game that he didn't know about, such as automatically sending messages when he was online, and then his attention was attracted by the words themselves.

Why are you back?

What kind of question is this =_=

[Private chat] If you have milk, you are a mother: I will come back after I finish my work.

[Private chat] Polly: The hourly room you have booked?No overnight stay?

[Private chat] If you have milk, you are a mother: What I'm talking about is meeting for dinner, not dating, your sister! ! ! !

[Private chat] Polly: Aren't these three a dragon?In addition, your sister went offline before twelve o'clock.

This guy bullied him! ! !

After a hard afternoon and one night, this guy still has to bully him at midnight TAT

[private chat] Polly: [touch head]

Touching his head can't make up for the wounds in his heart!

[Private chat] Polly: Did you see each other well?

[Private chat] If you have milk, you are a mother: It’s just a friend who has a meal, whether it’s good or bad.

[Private chat] Polly: Didn't you come by train on purpose?

[Private chat] If you have milk, you are a mother: ...

[Private Chat] Polly: Netizen?

[Private chat] If you have milk, you are a mother: ...

Fang Zheng swears that if Xiaoniao dares to guess again, he will block the other party from TAT

[Private Chat] Polly: Okay, I see.

I have said that you are not allowed to follow the subtext in your heart! !

[Private chat] Polly: The other party went back?

[Private chat] If you have milk, you are a mother: Yes.

Probably won't come again in this life, Fang Zheng added in his heart.Then, as if remembering something, he suddenly asked——

[Private chat] If you have milk, you are a mother: How much do you weigh, little bird?

This question stuck to the deputy team, and it took a long time before I could barely recall the numbers from the physical examination two years ago——

[Private chat] Polly: More than 130.

[Private chat] Whoever has milk is a mother: How tall is it?

[Private chat] Polly: 178.

[Private chat] If you have milk, you are a mother: I will go to you, are you still a man!so thin!Doesn't it fall down when the wind blows!

……

[Private Chat] Whoever has milk is a mother: Little bird?

[Private chat] Polly: You seem to be in a good mood, let's go and fight monsters.

Where is it good? !Where's your monitor! ! !

Once Fa Xiao starts talking nonsense with his eyes open, he will be upset. ——"Lu Yuefa's Little Experience Record"