Ghost Corps

Is there anything more embarrassing in this world than posting a photo to the wrong person?

No!

Even walking on the road and suddenly being ripped off by a female hooligan's panties is better than this, my dear!You can still say that you are a victim because your panties were ripped off, and that women are too tough, but if you send the wrong photo, it can only show that your IQ is flawed!and--

Polly said: (02:17:52)

You want to date someone?

It will also cause unnecessary misunderstanding ah ah ah TAT

How did he say?He said no, I sent it to the killer.Well, why send it to the killer?Because the killer is also gay.What does a GAY send a photo to another GAY?dating.

Let him kill him with a piece of tofu! ! !

Meng Chudong didn't know that Fang Zheng, who had a guilty conscience, had fallen into a state of madness. He was just in an inexplicable mood, because before he had any mental preparations, the virtual nurse suddenly turned into a three-dimensional little fat man, not the little fat man. No, on the contrary, the more I look at the scissors-handed guy in the photo, the more I feel that the leader must and can only look like this, it is a high degree of harmony and unity from the body to the soul.However, this sudden accident brought his pleasant brain supplement career to an abrupt end. So far, all the sources of happiness in daily life—the source of happiness in the game—the source of happiness in the game—the fantasy three-dimensional leader, disappeared. , There is a subtle regret for no reason.

But soon, this little regret disappeared under the impact of some more violent emotions.

Fang Zheng was sending photos to other men.

The 28-year-old Meng Chudong is not a blank slate, he just prefers to spend his energy in the game, but this does not mean that he knows nothing about the world of gay men.In fact, this conclusion is so simple that it doesn't even require any reasoning ability. No matter how nerdy a man is, he always has physical needs. Just because he makes friends with his right hand doesn't mean that others should do the same.

But my heart is still very stuffy.

He had nothing to be angry with Fang Zheng.Angry that he posted on the wrong channel?Innate IQ, can not be harsh.Angry at him dating someone else?There is no basis, no position.So I can only suppress my emotions, suppressing and suppressing, and it becomes boring, like a day in June that has not rained for a long time, covered by dark clouds, gloomy and cramped.

Fang Zheng stared at Mr. Xiaoniao's six-character question almost with his life. If there was warmth in his gaze, the display screen would probably burn a hole.But in the end, he still gritted his teeth and stomped——

If you have milk, you are a mother said: (02:23:16)

Why wouldn't you post this if you were me?

Selective skip, directly extract the first sentence reply =_=

There was movement at the other end, and to Fang Zheng's surprise, Xiaoniao didn't hold on to his selective ignorance, but answered the question quite seriously——

Polly said: (02:23:55)

People are always harsher with photos than with people.

These words are somewhat intriguing.

Fang Zheng found a group photo of himself, Gou Xiaonian and Xu Di from his mobile phone. It is undeniable that both of them are very handsome men, but if we put aside all the experience of dating and simply treat the other party as a stranger to comment on the photos... Fang Zheng had to admit that he was handsome, so he had to discount it somewhat.

Because you know these people, and you even like them. Of course, this kind of liking can be the liking of friends or lovers, so you look at them more and more pleasing to the eye.But if you throw a magazine at random, the male model on the cover will be very handsome, and you will still find out all kinds of shortcomings harshly, such as the nose is not straight enough, the butt is not upright enough, the muscles are too exaggerated and so on.

For those who are crazy, if you have a milk, you are a mother, it is a power leveling, team leader, or even a gay friend.

But to Jiang Yang, Fang Zheng is just a stranger.

If you have milk, you are a mother said: (02:25:00)

I also want to look handsome, but this is the photo that is closest to the real thing and the most realistic, what should I do?

Polly said: (02:25:06)

[candle]

If you have milk, you are a mother said: (02:25:17)

You bastard! ! [crying]

Whether it's shyness or embarrassment, even the slightest trace of expectation or apprehension disappears at this moment.

Xiaoniao was right, Fang Zheng thought, instead of letting the lunatic be disappointed when he sees the photos, it’s better to let the other person imagine, if, he meant if, someday in the future, we really meet each other, a fat man who is alive and can liven up the atmosphere Always a little more popular than a flat, dead fat guy.

Switching back to the game, Mr. Killer no longer bombed the private chat channel, but set up a stall next to the mother who has milk.

Fang Zheng sighed.

[Private chat] If you have milk, you are a mother: Don't be ashamed.

[Private chat] Crazy son: You can be regarded as having a reaction, what were you doing just now, you were hijacked by aliens?

[Private chat] If you have milk, you are a mother: I went looking for photos.

[Private chat] Crazy son: Then send it quickly.

[Private chat] Where there is milk, there is mother: I couldn’t find it, the computer was broken before, and everything in the hard drive was destroyed.

[Private chat] Crazy boy: Then you still look for it for a long time?

[Private chat] If you have milk, you are a mother: Just make sure, in case there is a fish that slips through the net~~

[Private chat] Crazy son: Why does it sound like nonsense to me...

[Private chat] If you have milk, you are a mother: You are too suspicious, this is not good.

[Private chat] Crazy guy: Do you have horns on your head or a tail behind you, are you just so shameless?

[Private chat] If you have milk, you are a mother: Hmm!

[Private chat] Crazy boy: Fuck, forget it, it’s not enough for you to grind!

After posting this sentence, close the stall like a lunatic, and go to fight monsters and upgrade.

The lunatic's unhappiness brought Fang Zheng's mood to the bottom. He had already been tortured by Xiaoniao before, but now Fang Zheng became a frost-beaten eggplant.

Meng Chudong posted a few words on YY, but there was no response from Fang Zheng, so he switched back to the game and found that the nanny was wandering aimlessly in the army hall.Apart from the Legion Warehouse, there are no effective facilities in the Legion Hall, so the nanny's wandering is also useless, the only function is to reveal the operator's trance.

Meng Chudong thought for a while, and took the initiative to speak over——

[Private Chat] Polly: Posted the photo?

[Private chat] If you have milk, you are a mother: No.

[Private Chat] Polly: What?

[Private chat] If you have milk, you are a mother: I told you to say that, so what else should I post.

[Private Chat] Polly: Did I say anything?

[Private chat] If you have milk, you are a mother: ...

Meng Chudong thought that the other party would explode, and he was even looking forward to it, but after a long time, the other party suddenly sent a sentence——

[Private chat] If you have milk, you are a mother: I am not dating anyone.

Meng Chudong was stunned for a moment, the dark clouds suppressed in his heart seemed to have dispersed a bit, but there were some other inexplicable emotions.

[Private chat] Polly: Oh.

The black string of the kite, what is the reaction of Nima!

[Private chat] Polly: But even if I really ask you to post photos, it will die.

That's right, this is the poison tongue bird...

[Private chat] If you have milk, you are a mother: Go to hell! ! !

[Private chat] Polly: OK, but I think the blood cow is good. After I die, you can consider promoting her to be the deputy head.

He wanted to invite this guy to be a sub-group because of God, what was it for God! ! ! ! ! ! !

After successfully making the head of the group explode, the deputy head's mood finally cleared up, so he lit a cigarette, accompanied by the leisurely rising smoke ring, and re-discovered the photo that was sent by mistake.

The time shown in the lower right corner of the photo is five months ago. The person in the photo is wearing a black down jacket, holding a snowman who looks like a husband and wife with him in one arm, and comparing the incomparable two with the other.He should have built the snowman himself, so he smiled proudly, with a red nose and white teeth showing.

Who is taking the picture?

Meng Chudong had no way of inferring, he only knew that the guy had a good time, because just looking at the photo like this, he seemed to feel the joy rushing to his face.

……

Jiang Yang's mood has always been lightning-type, coming and going in a hurry, fighting monsters in the wild for a while, and the unhappiness with Fang Zheng disappeared with the wind.It wasn't a big deal at first, and the other party was a child, so Jiang Yang wouldn't be really angry.It's just that the more Fang Zheng doesn't post photos, the more curious he becomes about that guy. He used to have an itch the size of a grain of rice, but now he has turned into an itch the size of a watermelon due to the little boy's rejection in every possible way.A man can't help but hang his appetite, and now, he let Fang Zheng successfully hang him up.

Mr. Killer is very busy these days, because the small coal mine he contracted has been basically hollowed out by him after countless generations of hard work. Some time ago, he squeezed out the last remaining value of the mine as much as possible, so he became a hands-off shopkeeper and began to think about the development of new industries.The high-ranking head of the family thought that it was better to be dry than mature, and even helped him find a few promising new mines, but he wanted to do something else.There is a friend in the circle who has been dumping wood from Heilongjiang for the past two years, and tried to lure him into the group several times. He knows that the other party is trying to get him to have a lot of connections, but one has experience and the other has connections. A strong alliance is not a bad thing, it is just true If you want to do it, you have to go to the field to see it.

The flight was scheduled for a week later, and he had seven days to spare.

I haven't gone out for a long time. For some reason, Jiang Yang is eager to try.The ticket was only booked one-way, because he didn't know how many days he would stay there, but now, he began to consider whether to add a stopover on the way back.

Jiang Yang seldom texted anyone, so when he opened his inbox, it was full of chats with someone that night.

Going forward, going forward, finally turned to the last one——

[The total leveling fee is 500 yuan, 100 yuan is paid in advance, and the remaining 400 yuan is paid after the number is received.Receiving bank: XX sub-branch, XX branch, XX Bank of China; Receiving account number: 622XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX; Payee: Fang Zheng.I wish you a happy game ^_^]