Ghost Corps

(1)

"Your parents are going to my house?!"

In the beautiful afternoon sun, the swaying three souls and six souls of the leader of the ghost costume were frozen by the sudden "good news", and then burst into the most beautiful clouds in the sky in a burst of dizziness.

Meng Chudong sighed, gently took the mouse under the leader's hand, and operated the trumpet that had been killed by the monster to return to the resurrection point.After the customer's account was secured, he looked at Fang Zheng helplessly: "According to what they said, they just happened to be going to travel in the city where your home is located, so - by the way - let's pay a visit."

Fang Zheng was stunned for a long while, then nodded in disbelief: "Well, this reason is not far-fetched, not far-fetched at all."

Meng Chudong smiled bitterly, but there was nothing he could do.

"There is no room for change?" Fang Zheng was not reconciled, and was struggling to die.

Meng Chudong rubbed his temples with a headache: "Based on what I know about the two of them, it's already thankful that I can call you and let me know."

Fang Zheng slumped into the chair in despair - he knew that his life was going too smoothly recently, and his happiness was unscientific!

"However, there are still two roads before us." Meng Chudong said suddenly.

Fang Zheng was stunned for a moment, then quickly got up again, sat upright, and behaved obediently and attentively.

"One, we don't care about anything, as long as they make appointments, see each other, and play together, as long as they are happy."

"...If your second path is more insane than this one, then it goes without saying TAT"

"Secondly, we take the initiative to build a bridge, act as a middleman, and help them contact the meeting time, meeting place, and we can even be present during the meeting."

"So no matter which way they go, they will still meet in the end!"

"But choose the second option, we can control the whole field."

"for example?"

"Forcibly intervene when you find that the conversation is not right, or beat the side drum according to the rhythm of the situation, so as to minimize the risk of this meeting."

What is risk?Of course it's the dark history they have with their parents!

Although the two of them have visited each other's homes, who will show themselves in three dimensions in front of the other half's parents?It must be a good side to show!However, in the mouths of "my son is great no matter how you look at it", the black material, white material and colorful material are treated indiscriminately. It’s possible to go back to the time when you fell to the ground, just thinking about that scene makes people “soul tremble”

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"That's it, let's take the lead!"

"Ah."

"Little bird!"

"Understood, you love me the most."

"..."

Although it has been through hundreds of times, the leader of the ghost costume still wants to scream at the sky for the thousand and first time, can't he let him finish a sentence of love!It's not romantic at all to read something in advance! ! !

- wait.

Fang Zheng suddenly thought of a question, and doubtful clouds slowly floated on his face that had just cleared up again: "Why do your parents suddenly want to see my parents? There is no reason?"

Xiaoniao calmly faced the group leader's gaze: "Who knows, just come up with a whim."

Fang Zheng squinted her eyes and leaned closer to her boyfriend's face: "No, there must be a reason for the injustice, the debtor, the principal... um..."

Just talk well, what are you kissing!

Uh, this guy's kissing skills seem to have improved again...

Young and frivolous, full of vigor, they have a disagreement, and go to bed hand in hand.

As for why the Meng family's parents suddenly became interested in their own parents, the head of the ghost costume in the wave of desire has long forgotten to think, and only Lang is left.

[Five days ago, Meng's mother and son's family connection]

Ms. He: "Are you back for the Dragon Boat Festival?"

Deputy Meng: "It's a little bit hanging, the studio is too busy."

Ms. He: "Is your studio, which has as many employees as you can count on one hand, still insolvent?"

Deputy Meng: "..."

Ms. He: "Why do you have to face doubts with silence every time?"

Deputy Meng: "Then what do you want me to do? Challenge you?"

Ms. He: "I don't advocate the use of force and quarrels to solve problems."

Deputy Meng: "So, I can only remain silent."

Ms. He: "No, you can retort."

Deputy Meng: "..."

Ms. He: "Sure enough, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and it's hard to be rational and objective when looking at things and people."

Deputy Meng: "What do you mean?"

Ms. He: "I asked Xiaozheng to take care of you, you boring gourd, but guess what Xiaozheng said? He actually said that you are very eloquent, and you often hit the nail on the head. There is no one who can talk to you quickly. Live to see the sun the next day. My son, how on earth did you lie to other people's children?"

Deputy Meng: "...Mom."

Ms. He: "It can be regarded as making a sound, um, mom is here."

Deputy Meng: "Why do you have his phone number... No, who allows you to have one-line contact... No, when did you start one-line contact... No, how long have you been in one-line contact like this!!!"

Ms. He: "Do you count as one question or four questions?"

Deputy Meng: "... Forget it, pretend I didn't ask."

The plan is done, and it is meaningless to ask how to cut the tree. The only thing he can hope for is that the waves will be smaller when the boat is happily paddling in the future.

Ms. He: "Your sister is remarried."

Deputy Meng: "I know."

Ms. He: "You are the only one left in our family now."

Deputy Meng: "Mom, how many times have I told you that I..."

Ms. He: "I will never get married in this life. Even if I marry, I will marry Fang Zheng. If he wants to be a husband, you should be his wife. If he wants to be a daughter-in-law, you should be your husband. The ultimate goal is to drive your father to death."

Deputy Meng: "The last sentence is purely fabricated, don't make me take the blame =_="

Ms. He: "What about the others, the idea remains the same?"

Deputy Meng: "Of course, I've identified him."

Ms. He: "Then marry."

Deputy Meng: "Are you really... huh?"

Ms. He: "After more than a year of observation, I also think Xiaozheng is a good kid."

Deputy Meng: "Can you give me a signal in advance when I make a sharp turn in the future?"

Ms. He: "However, marriage is never a matter of two people, but a matter of two families. Now that we have decided to be together, adults still need to sit down and talk about it. Unfortunately, it is difficult for your father and I to have a rest time. Right now, it is only during the Dragon Boat Festival." , but we have already planned to go on a trip and climb mountains... Hey, Xiaozheng and his family happen to have a mountain there, I heard that it is a 4A-level scenic spot, this is all right, the trip will be in-laws."

Deputy Meng: "You can connect more bluntly... No, wait!"

Ms. He: "Huh?"

Deputy Meng: "If I remember correctly, the opening statement of your call to me was to ask me if I would go home for the Dragon Boat Festival?"

Ms. He: "That's right, so Mom is relieved to hear that you are busy with your career and won't come back. It's not easy for my son to miss out."

Deputy Meng: "..."

I'm sorry dear, I tried my best.

Also, the matter of getting married must be a unilateral whim of the parents, and it has nothing to do with stimulating their nerves with my confession to you again and again, um, absolutely nothing.

(2)

The news that Xiaoniao's parents "just came to travel" was highly valued by Father Fang.Although the old man didn't answer the phone directly because of his face, he still unilaterally insisted on the innocent dream of "I don't want to have a word with you two little bastards", but he immediately ran to the big closet to find a suitable one through Fang's mother. Judging from the details of the meeting attire, it is clear that the future in-laws have been included in the "super-high standard reception" group.

As for how it was so perfect, there are hundreds of cities in China, and countless great rivers and mountains, but the hometown of Fang's family was chosen?Father Fang has no doubts at all, and at the same time he is extremely proud of the beautiful mountains and rivers in his hometown.

At this point, Fang Zheng can only "graciously" help his parents to make suggestions, and participate in the formulation of the meeting time and place throughout the whole process-although the Meng family's parents said that they are going to visit, they still have to find a good one for the family feast after the visit. Only the best hotel can fulfill the friendship of the landlord.

In this way, the Dragon Boat Festival is coming.

Fang Zheng and Meng Chudong went back one day earlier. This was the third time the latter came to Fang's house - the first two times were during the Chinese New Year. "son-in-law" came to pay New Year's greetings.

To be honest, the second meeting was still very warm, but since the lineup of relatives was exactly the same as the first showdown at home, it was inevitable that the tragic memories of the first meeting would always be brought back.For example, being chased and beaten by Fang's father with a murder weapon, and the shiny white buttocks under the dazzling living room lights.

The sub-team of the ghost costume is not a person who is easy to have psychological shadows, and the leader of the ghost costume is even thicker than the city wall. However, facing this memory, the young couple still chose to escape by coincidence ╮(╯_╰)╭

Liu Shuxian was quite critical of her son returning home but staying in a hotel instead of living at home, but Fang Liangang felt relieved.Although he has accepted the fact that his son likes men deep in his heart, accepting it theoretically is still fundamentally different from seeing his son and a man sleeping in the same room with his own eyes.In case of hearing any frenzied noises at night, Fang Liangang suspects that he will be impulsive and lead to a tragedy =_=

The day of "meeting in-laws" was clear and the sun was shining brightly.

Xu is God's blessing, the meeting went very smoothly.Fang Liangang put down his kitchen knife and acted amiably like a big brother from the neighborhood committee, while Meng Wenzhi put away his meanness and was approachable like a storyteller uncle from a children's channel.As for the two mothers, they smiled and spoke softly throughout the whole process, giving their husbands enough face, and let this warm meeting be icing on the cake with some soft breeze.

All the black history that Fang Zheng and Meng Chudong worried about has not been shaken off. On the contrary, the parents have gained great physical and mental satisfaction from complimenting each other's son from the front and their own son from the side, and set a gentlemen's way of walking more with each other in the future. about.

When the banquet was about to end, Fang Zheng and Meng Chudong finally figured out why a meeting that they didn't think was necessary could make their parents so enthusiastic. Heart.

Regardless of whether the son likes boys or girls, finds a domineering president, or is gentle and beautiful, as parents, they are always afraid that their children will suffer.Even if your own child is powerful and mighty, you must see is believing, know the root and the bottom, and handle the last pass well.

The son likes boys, they recognize it, and the other half they found is also a good boy after observing this year.But what about the other half of the family?Are other people's parents really like me, accepting it from the bottom of their hearts, or agreeing with their mouths, but denying their son in their hearts?One after another of worries eventually intertwined into a net, disturbing parents always have to see each other in person to be at ease.

Fortunately, everything is fine.

A meal lasted from noon to evening, and the slightly drunk Meng family parents were sent back to the hotel - of course, the setting sun had already set up a large cloud of fire in the sky.

Walking out of the hotel, Fang Zheng stretched indulgently under the warm and dry twilight, feeling that this meal was more tiring than morning exercise.

"Persist until the morning of the day after tomorrow, and you will win." Meng Chudong was not much better than him, so these words were not only to comfort the other party, but also to encourage himself.

"Really booked the ticket for the morning of the day after tomorrow?" Fang Zheng was stunned, and even forgot to take it with his stretched arms.

"Of course," Meng Chudong helped him take back Zhi Leng's arm without haste, and sighed softly, "If you say you want to climb the mountain, you must climb the mountain, even if you miss a stone."

"Your parents are really..."

"Ok?"

"We, our parents really do what they say!"

Meng Chudong quickly pinched his face, then walked forward as if nothing happened.

Fang Zheng looked at the side face of the other party with a black line, and felt that the sweetness in that smile was wrapped in his own blood and tears!Isn't it always the husband coaxing the daughter-in-law, why is it the other way around when he comes here! ! !

"Kite?"

The not-so-real call came to my ears with the warm evening wind.

Fang Zheng, who was about to run quickly to catch up with the bird, suddenly stopped, and after a long time, he turned his head to look blankly.

"Really you?!"

The surprise on Xu Di's face was natural and sincere, and it was the most direct emotional reaction at the moment.So much so that Fang Zheng had no time to think about anything else, so she reflexively smiled back——

"haven't seen you for a long time."

(3)

Meng Chudong made a good plan. With his daughter-in-law's character, he would be caught up within a few steps, and if not, he would be pinched back with vengeance.But the other party is definitely reluctant to play too heavy a hand, so this kind of playfulness and fun are mostly involved.

No matter how big or small, Meng Chudong seldom miscalculates.

But today is an exception.

Meng Chudong, who finally realized that something was wrong, turned his head and saw Fang Zheng who was still standing there not far away, smiling at a man.

The man has peach blossom eyes, especially when he smiles, he is very provocative.

Meng Chudong frowned subconsciously, his feet started to move before his brain, and when he got close to him, he realized that he hadn't thought about what to say.

But those two people don't seem to need him to liven up the atmosphere——

"I'm going, why are you so skinny, have you had liposuction?"

"Get out! Dude, you exercise every day, you don't know how healthy you are!"

"I want to look at you with admiration. Really, I always thought that you would never lose weight in this life. Just now when the distance was far away, I didn't even think it was you. Only when I got closer did I feel familiar. I almost didn't dare to recognize you! "

"He's so handsome that he's amazing, right? How many times have I told you that I'm a potential stock, if you don't believe me, do you regret it?"

"Regret is after Gou Xiaoyan... Uh, I'm sorry."

The heated atmosphere suddenly cooled down after the words hurriedly mentioned the names of people who should not appear.

Fang Zheng looked at Xu Di's apologetic eyes, and said that it was a lie that there was no turmoil in his heart, but at some point in the turmoil, there were no more messy entangled emotions, only the emotion of the passage of time.

"You..." Fang Zheng didn't know what he wanted to ask, but he always felt that he should ask.Sometimes it is easier to let go than to avoid.

"No more contact." Xu Di shrugged.

Sometimes it's easy to say goodbye to a piece of the past, even if it was so unforgettable, and it fell to the end, it is only five words.

Seeing that the surprise of the chance encounter was about to be shrouded in the shadow of Gouxue's past, Fang Zheng quickly punched the other person on the shoulder. It wasn't heavy, but it was enough to break the loneliness: "I haven't asked yet, are you coming home for the holidays?"

Xu Di was stunned for a moment, and then gave him an angry look: "Otherwise, come back and get married!"

Xu Di made a joke casually, but it hit the current situation of the leader of the ghost costume.

Since he and Xiaoniao couldn't get the certificate, then today's meal is not considered a wedding banquet.Aoyou is really a little shy when he thinks about it~(≧▽≦)/~ la la la, wait a minute, he seems to have forgotten something =_=

bird? !

Finally, when his daughter-in-law came over to take a look, Meng Chudong showed a warm smile.

It's just that this smile has been brewing for too long, and I always feel that there is something extra in it.

There seemed to be a cold wind blowing on the back of his neck, Fang Zheng swallowed, and quickly pulled Meng Chudong to his side until they were close enough side by side, then looked at Xu Di again with a little peace of mind, and proudly introduced: "Meng Chudong, I ... Cough, object."

Six words, and the shell got stuck once, which was not what the head of the group wanted.

But the reality is not as good as in the game, after all, it is broad daylight and the world is bright, I always feel that such an introduction has a hint of inappropriate adultery =_=

Xu Di was surprised at first, and then... utterly astonished——

"You brought the object home?!"

Fang Zheng 囧, always felt that the other party's attention was strange, but since he asked, it was a happy event, so he naturally shared it generously: "I didn't take him home on purpose, it was his parents and my parents who insisted on sitting down together Eating, such a happy reunion, of course the two of us will be there."

"..."

Xu Di needs time to digest.

Although he understands every word, the combination is too sci-fi.

But Xiaoniao didn't want to wait any longer, and directly reached out his hand and said politely: "Meng Chudong, Fang Zheng's boyfriend."

Xu Di stretched out his hand and shook it blankly, still in shock: "Xu, Xu Di, Kite and I are high school classmates."

After the handshake was over, Meng Chudong continued to smile politely, but stopped talking.

It was only then that Xu Di realized that this person was a little cold, the kind of faint coldness that he didn't even want to pretend to be polite. It doesn't hurt people, but it doesn't make people want to get close.

"What are you busy with now?" Fang Zheng didn't pay attention to the turmoil between Xu Di and Xiaoniao, only felt that the handshake was over, and the two of them had no intention of getting acquainted with each other, so they simply returned to the topic.

Xu Di twitched the corners of his mouth: "What else can you do, just stay the same."

"Have you changed your career yet?" Fang Zheng didn't think about it when she asked this question, and only after she finished speaking did she realize that something was wrong.After all, he and Xu Di are no longer the kind of buddies who can joke around without any scruples. He has no right to intervene in the other party's life choices.

Just as I was about to say sorry, you pretended I didn't ask, but Xu Di changed the subject one step ahead of him: "And you, what are you busy with?"

Fang Zheng hurriedly followed the topic: "It's still a power leveling. No, it's a studio now. If you have a chance, you can go to my place and have a look. It's already small and large~~"

At the beginning, it might be to change the topic quickly, but in the end, Fang Zheng became really proud, and even his tone of voice rose.

Xu Di was amused, but after laughing, he suddenly felt a little envious.

He used to think that the three of them were all degenerates, living together day to day, but only now did he realize that he had underestimated Fang Zheng.Perhaps at a certain point in time, the three of them look very similar, but Fang Zheng's pure enthusiasm for life will lead him to a brighter world sooner or later.

Just like now, when the sun is setting, this person is surrounded by the sun-like light.

"OK?"

"Ah?" Xu Di recovered from his trance, and only had time to catch this nonsensical sentence.

Fang Zheng couldn't laugh or cry, so he had to repeat: "I said that my mobile phone and QQ haven't changed, and harassment is welcome. Of course, the premise is that you don't remember the villain's mistakes."

Xu Di felt awkward: "Why do I feel like this is an irony."

Fang Zheng Heixian: "Delusion of being persecuted is a disease that can be cured!"

Xu Di was happy, and just wanted to find a place to have a meal together, but Fang Zheng waved first——

"Then let's go first~~"

Xu Di's words were stuck in his throat, and he never saw the light of day.

"Well, see you later."

The setting sun stretched the backs of the two people very long.

Xu Di watched them go further and further away, and watched Meng Chudong rub Fang Zheng's head.

See you.

I'm afraid that in the future, we can only see each other only when we return to our hometown during the holidays.

Fang Zheng said that he hoped that "the adults will not remember the faults of the villains", which should be the last text message between the two of them.

The last words he said to Fang Zheng were -【He caused me to lose you. 】

Fang Zheng's reply was - [Throw it away, just throw it away, the two of us are not in the same way. 】

That was a very hurtful sentence, more hurtful than all the abuse before, basically equivalent to "Let's break up our friendship", so until today, a year and a half later, Fang Zheng still feels guilty about it.

However, the fact is that Fang Zheng doesn't need to take any responsibility for their breakup. From the beginning to the end, it was him and Gou Xiaonian who were responsible for the death.

This is the kite, which always treats friends and life with the greatest kindness.

So he is also gay, and he is still lying to his parents, but he has returned to his hometown with his boyfriend.This is not the god of life's preference, this is what Kite deserves.

As for himself, although he and the other party will never be able to return to the beginning, at least he has returned to "acquaintance" from "broken friendship", and he is content.

"Hey, Sister Sha... Mmmm, Happy Dragon Boat Festival... I have nothing to do, I just want to resign from you... I know that I am young, have no education, no work experience, and nothing, and I really don't know anything except this What else can I do, but come on, I've been working the night shift for a long time, and I always want to do some day shift work. Really, it's very comfortable to bask in the sun... If you want me to say, you might as well close the nightclub and change your career to something Don’t worry about chain fast food or big chicken chops, you’ll be making huge profits! Hey, don’t worry, please, please, I’ll get out of here, come on, goodbyekiss…”

(4)

"Phew—" Fang Zheng jumped into the big bed as soon as he entered the door, panting, healed back to blood and blue, "This day, it takes more effort than brushing dungeons."

Meng Chudong inserted the room card into the card slot on the wall, and with a snap, the lights brightened.

"Fortunately, everything went well."

Fang Zheng turned over and looked up at the ceiling, hehe: "For the first time, I discovered that I was so excellent and perfect in their minds, tsk tsk, this is what I praised today, and the blankness of the past 20 years is completely gone. Made it up."

Meng Chudong lay down next to him, arms touching arms, shoulders rubbing against shoulders, and imitated him: "Just listen and listen, don't take it too seriously."

Fang Zheng: "You mean I'm not as good as they say?"

Meng Chudong: "Isn't this obvious?"

Fang Zheng: "I hate you TAT"

Meng Chudong: "I like you."

Fang Zheng: "Hate~(≧▽≦)/~"

Meng Chudong: "Who is Gou Xiaonian?"

Fang Zheng: "I used to like... like... Pleasant Goat, Beautiful Goat~~~"

Meng Chudong turned over, pinned down the head of the group, looked at his eyes and nose, calmly said: "It may not be a good idea to sing awkward songs now."

Fang Zheng looked at the handsome face that was close at hand, and with a heartbeat, he took a breath, and at the moment when the other party's eyelashes were trembling by the airflow, he softly said: "Husband~~~~~~~"

Meng Chudong resignedly put his head on Fang Zheng's neck and surrendered.

Fang Zheng knew that Xiaoniao would not ask any more questions, and his attempt to get away with it was a big success.And according to his understanding of Xiaoniao, once this person decides not to inquire anymore, he will completely turn over the story, will not continue to make indirect remarks, and will not bring up the old story again on a whim in the future.

This is his way of dealing with feelings, simple and direct, clean and tidy, giving you everything of himself, and you only need to repay what you think can be repaid, as for whether it is equal, he never insists.

The dick of his neck was itchy from his rubbing.

Fang Zheng wanted to laugh, but suddenly, there was a slight pain on the tip of his heart.

Finally, he stretched out his arms to hug the person on top of him tightly, and sighed quietly: "Actually, this is a bloody story about an attempted secret love..."

(5)

Deputy: "That's all?"

The group leader: "That's all, it's all my unrequited love from the beginning to the end, and nothing happened at all."

Sub-team: "Why didn't it happen, drunk, showdown, breakup, the plot is very rich."

Head: "=_="

Deputy: "If he responded to you at that time, what would you do?"

Head: "How is it possible?"

Vice-team: "It's all said if."

Team leader: "There is no such thing as an if. If you have to ask this way, then you should first think about what you would do if Xuanyuan didn't reap the favors for you, but instead helped you stand out and block the knife for you?"

Deputy regiment: "I will tell him not to use it. Because in the future I will have my own legion, my own comrades-in-arms, and my own wife. Let him stay where he is."

Head: "..."

Talking about love like this is a foul~(≧▽≦)/~

Meng Chudong propped up his body slightly, looked down at Fang Zheng condescendingly, and only bowed his head to kiss Fang Zheng when he felt uncomfortable looking at him.

"very nice."

In a daze, Fang Zheng heard him say this.

"What's so good?"

The leader of the ghost costume's longing for knowledge does not depend on any time and place.

Meng Chudong looked into Fang Zheng's eyes from a very close distance, and smiled slightly: "It's good that neither Gou Xiaonian nor Jiang Yang have taken a fancy to you."

Fang Zheng swore that this was the most hateful confession he had ever heard in his life!

(6)

The leader of the ghost costume turned hatred into strength, and "severely educated" his own deputy team-of course, this was unilaterally determined by a certain leader.In fact, not long after being "educated", the deputy group rolled over and got out of bed, and even gave a certain group leader a princess hug.

The body suddenly soared into the air and almost frightened Fang Zheng to death.

Although he has indeed recently entered the standard weight category calculated based on gender, height and age—of course it is the upper limit—he still dare not mention the princess hug to Xiaoniao for fear of being slapped in the face.

But what's the situation?

The little bird was not only hugged by the princess, but also had a fucking relaxed face!

I haven't become a paper man yet, so... How much strength training did this guy do behind his back! ! !

Just being carried all the way into the bathroom, Fang Zheng didn't recover until a steady stream of hot water poured down from the shower.

The warm water washed away the smell from the two of them, and also filled the air in the bathroom.

Fang Zheng completely relaxed, tiredness took advantage of the opportunity and made him close his eyes unconsciously.

"I love you."

The hot body encircled him.

Fang Zheng was terribly sleepy, but the moment he heard these words, his heart was full.

Hugging Meng Chudong back, he pressed his face against the other's chest, feeling the powerful throbbing inside: "I love you too."

"Well," Meng Chudong responded, gently stroking his drenched hair, and finally curled up a lock, wrapped it around his fingertips to play with, "but I only had one entanglement before you, and you have two. gone."

Fang Zheng was still intoxicated by the passion and sweetness. After blinking for a long time, he smelled the smell of jealousy. Quantitative ratio!"

"Then by quality?"

"...I was wrong I shouldn't have brought you back TAT"

I avoided my parents, not my classmates.

——My hometown, you are a big pit full of black history!