Ghost Corps

Team leader: "Aren't you really using Sister Xueniu's computer?!"

Unlucky member of the group: "Why are you not using Sister Xueniu's computer but an Internet cafe?!"

Tu Haojun, a member of the regiment: "You are not using the computer of the blood cow at eleven o'clock in the evening, but in the Internet cafe?!"

Member 213: "So I am alone in a foreign land in the ice and snow, and I didn't plot against my girl at night, but braved the cold to come to an Internet cafe to cheer up my teammates. Is it against the law!!!"

The members of the collection maniac, the hand-speed woman, and the non-existent gentleman: "It's not a crime to break the law..."

The leader of the foreign aid team Huang Sha, the Holy Father G, and the owner of the Shoucai shop: "They just want to despise you."

Member 213: "Parrot~~~TAT"

Deputy head: "Is the blood cow stronger than you?"

Team member 213: "...I didn't use strong ones!!!"

Originally, I just wanted to go online on the eve of returning home to care about the comrades who were fighting in the lover constellation. I didn’t know that I was so lucky to witness the first kill of the legion. But, why do other groups celebrate their success either by drinking or singing? Use the trumpet or set off some fireworks, and the celebration method of your own army is to attack the three-dimensional private life of the members inhumanely and mock the head of TAT: "So the current situation is that you are still fighting with her ex-boyfriend?"

"Basically cleaned up."

Member Unlucky Jun: "But Sister Xueniu still doesn't know that you like her."

"My mother has traveled half of China to find her, isn't that obvious enough?"

Team member Hand Speed ​​Woman: "No matter how obvious it is, it's useless not to say it."

"Are you women so hypocritical?"

You Women Chief Representative "Yeah, I'm so sorry."

Who is the one who informed the blood cow to go online? Come out and I promise not to bite you to death! ! ! ! !

Lin Yi's return made Shi Kuo completely marginalized. At first, someone was saddened by his being left out in the cold, but soon, he was immersed in the interweaving of the familiar interaction in YY and the images of the past few days in reality. In the subtle sense of dislocation of time and space, I can't tell where this place is, what evening it is.

When it was almost four o'clock in the morning, the partners who had been making a fuss all night finally couldn't hold on, and went offline to rest one after another. In the end, only Lin Yi and Shi Kuo, who was going to catch an early flight, were left in YY.

"Still asleep?" Shi Kuo asked her.

Lin Yi didn't answer, but instead asked, "What time is the flight?"

Shi Kuo told honestly, "Five forty."

Lin Yi let out an "oh" and said nothing.

If this happened to Lin Yi when he first met Lin Yi a few days ago, Shi Kuo would have no choice but to be embarrassed.But now, I don't know if he has finally found a new rhythm of getting along, Shi Kuo naturally teased: "The night is long, the beauty is so quiet, it really embarrasses Xiaosheng."

Lin Yi drew a black line, but after the black line passed, the corners of his mouth curled unconsciously: "Speak human."

Shi Kuo heard the smile in the other party's words, and his heart blossomed without warning, and the thought that had been circling for a long time blurted out: "I said, it's time for you to come back to the game."

"No number." Lin Yi pointed out the core problem.

"Then buy one." There are almost as many full-level numbers on the trading platform as stars, "You can choose the shape of the equipment at will."

Lin Yi: "No."

Shi Kuo: "Why?"

Lin Yi: "..."

Shi Kuo slapped his forehead, he was definitely two hundred and five!Buy another one, who knows if someone will use the registration information to get it back! !

"Build a trumpet," Mood manipulated his mouth, something like a promise floated out with the breeze, "I will practice with you."

……

[Private Chat] 2B Fighter: Can't you choose a fresh name?

[Private Chat] Grass is not fat: Please read your ID carefully.

[Private chat] 2B Fighter: I was wrong TAT

[Private chat] Grass is not fat: [touch head]

[Private chat] 2B Fighter: But there must be a source for the name, I still don't understand what you mean.

[Private chat] Grass is not fat: blood cows don't eat grass, why?

[Private Chat] 2B Fighter: How would I know...

[Private chat] The grass is not fat: because the grass is not fat enough.

[Private chat] 2B Fighter: ...

[Private Chat] 2B Fighter: Can you make a small suggestion?

[Private chat] Grass is not fat: say.

[Private chat] 2B Fighter: If you still have jokes in the future, just bear with it and save it for summer.

[Private chat] Grass is not fat: Is it cold?

[Private chat] 2B Fighter: It's the ice queen.

……

[Private Chat] Ma Wuye: Hi~

[Private Chat] Grass is not fat: ...

[Private Chat] Ma Wuye: See if the account I built matches yours~~ [System] Ma Wuye died.

There are risks in the field map, you need to be cautious about TAT to tease girls

……

In the following two months, in Shikuo's life of going to work, getting off work, playing games, sleeping, going to work, and getting off work, the settings of the links did not change, but the fun and sweetness of a certain link rose sharply, so that the colleagues in the unit felt Seeing this colleague's strange state of mind, but fortunately, this did not affect the quality of the team leader's design drawings, so everyone just turned a blind eye. Who hasn't had the time of spring.

Shi Kuo also noticed his abnormality. For example, he used to look forward to getting off work, but now he is yearning for it. He used to play games for entertainment, but now he is eager for it. Visit all the maps, then upgrade slowly, and then slowly.

As for the feelings for Lin Yi, Shi Kuo doesn't know how other people talk about this kind of love that overlaps in two or three dimensions. Anyway, in his opinion, there is no difference in the number of dimensions, whether it's games, YY, phone calls WeChat and WeChat are just means for them to "communicate". He knows more and more clearly what kind of girl he likes, and this kind of liking increases day by day with the passage of time.

As the saying goes, good things come in pairs, one side's love goes well, and the other side's legion reaches the Holy Land of Light!

However, such an achievement is always accompanied by criticism. There was an uproar in the Huaxia forum that day, and they all accused the ghost suit of being invincible.How can the friends in the ghost suit, especially the team leader, give in and fight back immediately.But online quarrels are like this, there is no result at all except to vent their emotions back and forth. I have never seen two people fighting and one side stood up and said, yes, you are right, I was wrong.But this time, it was a magical post that ended the fight - "If you don't believe me, look up, God will spare you!" ".

Originally, Shi Kuo didn't know that it was written by Lin Yi, but he just happened to call Lin Yi and casually asked what you were doing, and Lin Yi also casually replied that it was a fight on Huaxia Forum, and then hung up the phone Not long after, that post was published, and the IP address of the post was exactly the city where Lin Yi was located.

Perhaps such evidence is not conclusive, but Shi Kuo is sure.

——When he was still a comrade-in-arms, he thought that the blood cow was invulnerable to swords and guns. When we first met, he saw the pride and strength of the blood cow. After getting along, he felt the loyalty and open-mindedness of the blood bull. The deepest touch of delicacy and tenderness.

……

May [-]st Golden Week, offline meeting, in fact, if the business accounts do not organize, Shi Kuo may go straight to Lin Yi School.It is said that lovesickness is bitter, and whoever thinks knows who knows. The evidence is that Shi Kuo couldn't wait for May Day, so he asked for leave one day in advance to join the blood cow, and then went to the hot spring villa hand in hand.

Shi Kuo has already made a plan, and the relationship between the two must have a qualitative leap in this meeting, and it seems that some kind of divine power is also helping him. On the first night of the party, Lin Yi agreed He was invited by Mao'er Mountain to watch the moon.

The breeze, the bright moon, the beautiful woman, couldn't be more romantic...

"So in fact, that woman died a long time ago, and what he saw was only the lingering resentment..."

...if there wasn't some brain-dead army running a ghost story contest!

"If I participate, I can kill most of them in seconds." Lin Yi, who had already heard three stories, leaned against a dead tree not far away, and sighed faintly.

Shi Kuo held onto the tree trunk with one hand, and approached without a trace: "Sorry, I hindered you from competing..."

Seeing someone's face getting closer, Lin Yi resolutely slapped him on the forehead: "Sorry, I don't feel a trace of regret from your actions."

Of course there is no regret, just like the so-called night of killing people in the dark of the moon, when the wind is high and the sky is on fire, the beauty has been imprisoned between herself and the dead tree. When is it not frivolous at this time~(≧▽≦)/~Time is rich and lucky enough With one breath, push forward hard, trying to break through the blockade of the beauty's palm and give a "tree dong" kiss!

I don't know if there is no luck for a beautiful woman, anyway, the strength on the palm is not loose at all, it is clear that it is sacred and inviolable!

The time is wide and the beauty is not moving.

Shi Kuo pushed forward vigorously, but the beauty still didn't move.

The key is that the beautiful woman's palm didn't move at all =_=

Shi Kuo finally gave up, took two steps back, and raised his hands in surrender... Nima's forehead would be smashed if she persisted! ! !

"Tell the truth, can you change a large bucket of pure water TAT with one hand?"

"It's very reluctant, and I still have to rely on the other hand to help support it."

"..."

"I don't like being forced either."

Not only do they not like it, but they have enough strength to wipe out foreign aggression! ! TAT "Hey? Why are you running so fast?"

"There's a man I must kill right now—"

……

[Actually, the routines of bending and straight are the same. When it’s dark and windy and there’s no one around, hug her like a gnaw, kiss her until her legs are soft, and take it off in minutes. 】【Of course, why not the most popular on TV will always be the domineering president. 】【Letter madman...】

It is impossible to be reborn forever! ! !

……

It wasn't until Shi Kuo's back disappeared that Lin Yi looked away, feeling the heat on his face dissipate a little.

She is not really hypocritical or forced or not, but she always feels that something is wrong, she can't tell, just like a dish, it is also cooked and has an aroma, but because of the slight difference in the heat, the taste has a subtle discomfort.

She likes Shi Kuo, it's a certainty, and Shi Kuo also likes her, she can feel it, but liking is only the most basic condition for two people to get together, if they want to go on together, they need too many things .She is no longer a little girl who can talk about a relationship casually, as long as she enjoys the love time, she is not a willful person.

After an unknown amount of time, Lin Yi sneezed and realized that he had been outside for a long time. Just as he was about to turn around and go back to the hotel, the mobile phone in his pocket rang briefly. When he opened it, it was someone's WeChat account. ——

[I've beaten the lunatic, are you still outside? 】

Lin Yi smiled, and immediately deduced the general idea of ​​the matter, so he didn't pursue the question, but simply answered——

[Here we go back to the house. 】

【Then you should rest early. 】

【Um. 】

At the end of the chat, Lin Yi felt a little lost.She didn't know what Shi Kuo wanted to say, but he didn't find a chance, or he just wanted to say good night.She regretted that she didn't ask the other party some questions after returning to the room. Although she had always been the topic stopper, she hated her physique a little bit here at Shi Kuo.

Although tossing and turning, Lin Yi did not contact the other party until he fell asleep.This is not some hypocritical insistence, but that she really doesn't know what to say.How to start?How to seduce people?For Lin Yi, the questions are even more difficult than the graduation defense.What if tomorrow Shi Kuo gave up and no longer pursued himself?This was the last question Lin Yi thought about before going to bed.The answer is, she deserves it.

Lin Yi was woken up by her mobile phone. She thought too much the night before and didn't set a reminder, so the caller was an artificial alarm——

"Hi, Ms. Lin, it's time for breakfast, do you want the handsome and tall prince to pick you up at the door?"

A smile crept up the corners of Lin Yi's eyes and brows, the worries accumulated all night were like mist in the mountains, dissipating completely in the morning sunlight: "Yes."

Shi Kuo was already prepared to be rejected, and he even thought about the words after being rejected, but he couldn't believe it when he heard such a clean and neat request, and he was stunned for a long time before grinning: "Here you come, the prince is here, you can take care of yourself!"

As soon as the girl in the next bed got up, she caught the last sentence from Lin Yi's handset, which was as loud as a loudspeaker, and asked seriously, "Are you the prince or the waiter of the old Beijing Zhajiang Noodle Restaurant?"

It is said that the best plan for a day lies in the morning, and because of this good start, the two of them will get along happily throughout the next day.No one mentioned last night's embarrassment again, and Shi Kuo didn't do anything that Lin Yi didn't know how to fight back. In addition, football and hot springs were full, until the free time at night, the two of them were very harmonious.

Well, until evening free time—

"You win in checkers, my military flag, you win me in chess, you win me, you win even poker cards, and I let people live TAT"

Lin Yi sighed, she didn't want to do this either, but: "The last one is really lucky, why don't we smoke again?"

Shi Kuo: "I reject TAT"

Although Shi Kuo acted indifferent and even a little mischievous and cute, but Lin Yi didn't know if he really didn't care as much as he appeared on the surface.She suddenly regretted that she had such a strong personality, why did she insist on winning everything, so she just showed weakness, so what if she lost to him?Wang Hao once said that a woman who wants to win in everything is the most unlovable woman, and no man can bear it.

"What are you thinking about?" Shi Kuo's voice brought Lin Yi back to reality.

Lin Yi quickly shook his head: "It's nothing."

"Come on," Shi Kuo showed his disbelief, frowning at her, "this face is concerned about the country and the people."

Lin Yi rolled her eyes, and subconsciously complained: "I'm worried about you, I don't know when I can beat me." After saying that, Lin Yi wanted to slap herself. If any man can stand such a girl, she thinks the other party is sick !

But Shi Kuo said seriously: "Why worry about me, I am so capable, why worry?"

Lin Yijiong, looking at the endgame on the table, and then at Shi Kuo, asked for advice seriously for the first time: "How did you come to this result from countless defeats, can you share the reasoning process?"

Shi Kuo approached her, showing a handsome smile: "The smartest girl in the world is about to be chased by me, am I not capable enough?"

Lin Yi was stunned, obviously wanting to complain in his heart, but his body just didn't listen, and in the end he could only stay there stupidly, letting his cheeks be cooked by the unknown evil fire.

Shi Kuo didn't come closer, but settled at a distance that was close but not too close, put away his frivolity, looked at Lin Yi quietly, and said word by word: "I've already thought about it, if you graduate I still want to work locally, so I resigned and went to find a new job. Anyway, for me, everywhere is a foreign place, not close to home, so the impact is not big. Of course, if you want to come to my place, it’s even better, and there are also job opportunities here. A lot of……"

Lin Yi was a little moved, she suddenly understood what she was insisting on last night, that is, anxiety about the future, and lack of confidence, but now, the person in front of her has turned all of these into something tangible , to let you know what direction you are... no, it's you and him.

"So, can you be my girlfriend?"

Heat, yes.

"Who did you change to be the master this time?"

"Drunk."

"Remember to give him a red envelope."

After finishing speaking, before Shi Kuo could speak, Lin Yi kissed her directly.Not delicate, not shy, but real, and frank.

The author has something to say: With the consummation of the relationship between Sister Blood Niu and 2B, the group of ghost costume corps, who have tortured the friends at the bottom of the pit for more than three years, finally want to say goodbye to everyone.I am also very reluctant to part with them, but when I think that they will continue to torture other people in Huaxia, I am relieved.

Although I have already said it, but I can’t say it too many times, that is, I sincerely thank you who have never left, without you, I will not be a ghost.

Sincerely bow.