Ghost Corps

Your uncle, who was in the spotlight, was startled by the sudden sound of music, and looked around in a daze for a long time before suddenly realizing it. He took out his mobile phone from his pocket and smiled apologetically and awkwardly at the onlookers: "My, Hehe, mine."

The onlookers collapsed, you were the last to find out! ! !

"group……"

"Don't talk, listen to me."

The second half of your uncle's honorific name was suffocated in the cradle by the deity in the receiver, and the uncle who was keenly aware of the strangeness quickly shut up, and at the same time concentrated all the skill points of all five senses on listening.

"Please pay attention, sir, please pay attention, sir." Although he had already bent down and hid his head under the table, the leader of the ghost costume still covered his mouth with his hand and the microphone of the mobile phone to lower his voice as much as possible, "Wait a minute if the host doesn't force you anymore If you introduce yourself, you can omit this link and just find a nearby table with vacant seats and sit down. When the crowd is distracted, just touch our table quietly, repeat, wait a minute, if the host doesn’t force you anymore If you introduce yourself, you can omit this link and just find a nearby table with vacant seats and sit down, and just quietly touch our table when the crowd's attention is distracted again, OVER."

After finishing speaking, the leader of the ghost costume quickly cut off the phone, and the concise and concise instructions and the neat and unrestrained actions are completely like the authentic leader!

After listening, the magician nodded vigorously, his serious and sincere attitude, and his resolute and decisive expression are completely like the backbone of an authentic grand army!

Qian Shan, who was always curious, finally waited until the call ended: "Whose phone is it?"

Your uncle put the phone back into his pocket: "Our regiment leader."

Qian Shan: "What's the matter?"

Your uncle: "..."

Qian Shan: "Can't say?"

Your uncle: "No...he spoke too fast and I didn't remember TAT"

It's not that I didn't remember everything, the first sentence "If the host doesn't force you to introduce yourself" is still very impressive...

"Brother Qianshan is very cool for being late, haha, so what is the name of the other brother?"

Commander, he forced me! ! ! ~(≧▽≦)/~

It's free to play! ! ! ~(≧▽≦)/~

"Ghosts, uniforms, soldiers, regiments!" A fairy magician who is proud of his own army must hold his head high at this time, and his voice is loud, "Lucky little fortune!"

When the first four words came out, all the brothers in the audience cast puzzled eyes on Qianshan, not understanding why the backbone of the Dutch Chamber of Commerce was willing to give the people of the Ghost Costume Corps a ride. Tunnel attack on the main city and other subtle historical relationships, but when the last five words were uttered loudly——

The restaurant is quiet.

It was as if a mysterious dark force suddenly emerged from the ground and instantly enveloped the entire land, and then the wind stopped blowing, the birds stopped singing, the leaves stopped rustling, and the stream stopped gurgling.

Some people who didn't know the truth wanted to ask the people around them for advice, but before they could speak, they were signaled to keep quiet. In the end, they could only ask with their expressions: What's the situation?

The person being questioned usually does not answer, but quietly looks at these brothers who have not experienced the coldness of life, showing a faint smile.

The friends of the Dutch Chamber of Commerce fully understood Qian Shan’s suffering, and they all opened their arms to him. Qian Shan no longer hesitated, strode towards his own legion’s round table, and sat down firmly.

"you are awesome."

"Good."

"It's very welcome."

"Where did you hurt?"

"..."

——Qianshanniao Feijue, who has always been a loner, experienced the warmth of the Legion for the first time in this afternoon of a flat tire TAT

This box of Qianshan has already found an organization, and the belonging of that box of lucky little lucky hands has naturally become the focus. The onlookers are also very curious about the power of the ghost costume corps that has turned China upside down but only has a dozen people. Don't stop the backbone medicine and even squint your eyes...

"I~~so handsome, everyone loves~~too handsome, very helpless~~The romantic debt owed~~ahhahaha~~I~~so handsome, everyone loves~too handsome, so helpless~~I'm not myself What about love~~ahhahahaha~~"

"Why, what, what, and, want, give, me, call, phone, call!" The head of the ghost suit with his head hidden under the table had already lowered his voice to the point where he could only rely on his breath, "No, yes, follow, You, say, come, quietly, quietly, come, come!"

"Team leader? I can't hear what you're saying..." Poor old man thought it was because of the bad signal of the mobile phone, he held the phone up to the sky and almost finished the whole stretching exercise, but the other end was still hissing, Very weird.

"Don't, no, more, ask, quiet, quiet, pass, come!"

"what?"

"Quiet, quiet, come, come!"

"what?"

Sitting at the next table next to the head of the regiment, the masters of war are like gods, their soldiers are snowy, their soldiers are bloodless, their soldiers are cunning, their soldiers are expensive and fast, their soldiers are approaching the city, and their soldiers are not tired of deceit. past!!!"

Your uncle suddenly realized, and immediately said to the phone: "Good team leader, I'll go there right away! Which table are you at?"

On the other end of the phone: "..."

A line of small characters slowly appeared above the restaurant, everyone except your uncle saw it——

[System] The user you dialed has died.

With only a ghost left, the head of the ghost suit didn't want to continue this phone call that hurt the enemy by 800 and [-] million, so he raised his thumb and ran towards the hook button on the screen...Closer, closer, touch!Hang up successfully!

At the same time, neither earlier nor later, the heaven and the earth erupted into a cry of joy from your uncle——

"Ah, I saw you! Why are you still hiding under the table, playing hide and seek with me? Oh, I can recognize you even if you only show your butt, Captain Hahahahaha~~~~~~~~"

……

438 felt that someone was patting him under the table, bent his head down, and met a pair of eyes burning with flames. The owner of the eyes asked him: "Is your purple gold red gourd usable in three dimensions?"

……

Your uncle returned to the team smoothly, which also brought the attention of all the friends in the restaurant.The Huaxia brothers finally met the legendary zombie god who never deleted his account even after being banished, the local tyrant killer who wished to make bank cards into equipment, and the demon refiner who was innocent and harmless one second and the baby was vicious and perverted the next. ...but none of that matters.

Now all the friends in the audience only care about one question——

Conscience weighs: "Then I will follow the public opinion and ask, what do you think when you set the ringtone of your mobile phone =_="

The head of the ghost suit, who had already straightened up and sat upright, touched the back of his head shyly and smiled honestly: "Actually, I'm not very confident, so I specially set the phone ringer to this kind of inspirational song..."

Is your understanding of inspiration a little... No, it's completely fucking wrong! ! !

Ghost costume leader: "Host, what happened to them?"

The weight of conscience: "It's okay, it's okay, maybe I'm hungry and smoked, so my expression is a bit grim. Well, I toast everyone, don't say anything, let's eat!"

……

With the gradually heated exchange of cups and cups, the Huaxia friends temporarily forgot the unimaginable injuries before, and gradually regained the warmth of the game.

The ghost costume table is even more lively, because of your uncle's arrival, the ten-person table has become 11 people. Originally, Sanyue and the coffin shop were very modest and wanted to withdraw, but they were all stopped. In the end, the ladyboy got a chair from nowhere. , everyone adjusted the gap one by one, just to make room for your uncle, so the people at the table were happy and happy, and had a good conversation——

Ghost costume buddy: "Didn't you say that the unit will not give you leave, how can you come here again?"

Your uncle: "I haven't understood this matter until now. I told the leader several times before, but the leader didn't let go. Later, I almost gave up. But on the night of April NO.30, the leader suddenly gave me Called and told me to be fake! I am very sorry, because this leader has always been very kind to me. If it is not true that there is not enough manpower, I will not be so unaccommodating, so when I received the call, I was still a little hesitant, thinking otherwise I just gritted my teeth and went to work overtime. I didn’t know that I was interrupted by the leader as soon as I mentioned it. He said that all the friends in the company who couldn’t take a holiday on May Day pointed at me to enjoy the Golden Week for them. Let your mind be burdened and play happily!"

Ghost costume buddy: "..."

Your uncle: "Why don't you talk anymore?"

March: "They're brainstorming details you just didn't mention."

Your uncle: "But why is the expression so sad?"

The coffin shop: "It's okay, people have some sympathy, so don't take it to heart. Tell me about the situation between you and Qianshan."

Your uncle: "Ah, this is really a coincidence, haha! I bought a train ticket on the spur of the moment, but when I arrived at the station, it was already past time, and there was no one to pick me up, so I followed the map on my mobile phone all the way to this place." While walking, I heard someone honking the car horn behind me. When I turned around, I saw Qian Shan sticking his head out of the car window and asking me how to get to the villa. I knew he was my own, so I got in the car! However, his car looks good but its quality is average. We had a flat tire within 10 minutes of walking. I politely criticized the quality of his tires, and he was angry with me. It exploded. I suggested that otherwise, don’t drive. Anyway, there is not much distance left. We walked over, but he insisted that his skills are fine, so he insisted on driving. Of course, it turns out that his driving skills are indeed very good. great~~~

Ghost costume buddy: "..."

Your uncle: "Why aren't they talking?"

March: "It may be that Yuanshen has fallen into deep thinking."

Your uncle: "What are you thinking about?"

The coffin shop: "The B version of this story."

……

【Netherlands Chamber of Commerce Table】

"Why did you give him a ride? Damn, did I let that go! I just put down the window to ask an old man for directions, but the old man couldn't hear him, but he came over! At first I thought it was an old man anyway. Brother of the game, if you hitchhike, you can hitch a ride, but as soon as he came in, he praised my car for its beauty, saying that it looked like a chariot in Plants vs. Zombies, and just as soon as he finished talking about the wheel, the wheel was crushed until it was full of nails And the wooden board with the nail pointing up is exactly the same as a fucking thorn! Okay, buddy has a spare tire, just replace it and finish the job. He must have said that the quality of this tire is not good, so can I bear it, I must fight back! Later, he may also feel that what he said was too much wrong, so he stopped talking, and I became sympathetic again, God, why the hell should I be sympathetic!!!! I actually asked him what the game ID is!! !!!! I don’t want to recall what happened afterwards. Anyway, after the spare tire blew out, he suggested to give up the car and let me walk with him to the mountain village. I refused. After all, even if all four wheels burst, there is still a layer of iron protection I, I can't imagine walking side by side with him naked in nature..."

……

The souls of the friends in ghost costumes were dragged back by passing masters.

At first, everyone thought that a young man with a round face seemed to be walking around the table, looking over here from time to time. He didn't belong to the table, but his swaying seemed unusual under the background of many people standing up and toasting. So eye-catching.

In the end, Sanyue took out the phone and dialed a number, and soon the young man took out the phone to answer, without saying a word, just smiled and walked towards this side.

"Good afternoon everyone, I am a passing master (^o^)/~" The young man's smile is like a flower under the warm sun.

"Honey, I'm sad—" Your uncle has already rushed towards the other party before he finished speaking!

The passer-by who staggered back a few steps to stabilize his former comrade-in-arms was equally excited: "Sorrow, sorrow, let go of your arms first, I can't breathe TAT..."

——When using the holiday limited name change coupon to change to a family ID, everyone thought that this partner would last forever, but unexpectedly the ending was to separate the two servers.When the two servers were separated, everyone thought that they would never see each other again in this life, but unexpectedly, the lovers and constellations were side by side again, and ushered in the unimaginable three-dimensional encounter.Life is like this, there may be bumps and bumps hidden under the plain, but behind the bumps and bumps there is always a bright future.

Faced with the excitement of the old comrades-in-arms, the new comrades who had fought side by side not long ago were not to be outdone, and expressed a warm welcome to the passing students, and spontaneously approached a little closer, squeezed out a seat again, and the ladyboy quickly offered "I don't know what" The second stool I touched at the time.

The passing master who finally got out of your uncle's arms sat down and wiped his sweat: "The road is too far, the soles of my shoes will be worn out >_<"

The little friend in ghost costume was shocked: "You walked from the bus station? It took a long time to walk!!"

Passing by: "The past is unbearable to look back on TAT"

"Wait," the friends realized the problem, "If you walked all the way, you couldn't have missed Qianshan's car, right? Didn't you recognize the Huaxia Brothers?"

"I saw it (⊙o⊙)!" Passing by without thinking, he answered directly, "The painting style of that car is seriously inconsistent with the surrounding buildings, so I can tell at a glance that it is also a foreigner, and then take a peek at them, I'm sure, the radars of Huaxia's friends are all sensitive, hehe~~~"

"Then why don't you hitch a ride?" How could Qian Shan, who can even carry your uncle, refuse a healing brother!

"I said it was a sneak peek, I didn't dare to go up to say hello~~" Passing by smiled embarrassedly, then his expression changed, he leaned forward, and approached everyone very seriously, "And when I met them, Qian Shan was Changing the spare tire, I don’t know if it’s an illusion, anyway, I saw a ball of black air spreading from the car body, and finally slowly sinking and tightly wrapping the spare tire that was just replaced..."

"So you didn't dare to step forward after thinking about it?"

"Hmm >_<"

"Is that an amulet on your neck? I'll ask for one too..."

……

【Ice table】

Picture of going to the grave during the Qingming Festival & making lanterns: "Why did you go out and have a toast and come back with no stools!!!"

……

After finally figuring out the cause and effect of the Ghost Clothes Table, it officially entered the stage of mutual love. Fang Zheng, who had a few glasses of wine, looked at the brothers at the table, feeling infinitely emotional for a moment.Reminiscing about the past, the years are thick, looking at the present, the team lineup is strong, looking at the future, Huaxia Ren Ao...

"By the way, why can you be recognized by March at a glance when passing by, and he still has your mobile phone number?"

Don't interrupt the gossip interview when I am feeling emotional! ! !

"Because we are now the relationship between the group leader and the deputy group~~(≧▽≦)/~"

It all depends on what Xiaoniao and I are doing. We are also a pure revolutionary friendship! ! !

"Lucky little fortune?"

I said no... Uh, you didn’t stop me from calling this ID casually, I definitely didn’t stop me >_

Your uncle, who was named, looked puzzled, but when he saw the name tag of the visitor, the doubt was replaced by a smile: "Chuntian Huahua!"

Fang Zheng also finally recognized, this is the person who asked himself about your uncle earlier.

Chuntian Huahua didn't talk much, and after confirming her identity, she only asked, "Is your talent all on your face?"

Your uncle understood, he grinned and grinned, and tasted it carefully, hehehe, with a little shyness after being praised: "I haven't found a chance to thank you, if it weren't for you, I would have died in Las Vegas >_<”

The friends in ghost clothes only heard from the uncle that he was "wronged" and ruined the fortune of the entire Las Vegas, but they have never heard that the uncle has been so wronged: "You were bullied so badly in the forum? !"

Sanyue and the coffin shop looked at the ghost costume partner: "Are you asking this question out of conscience?"

The ghost costume buddy who regretted it as soon as the words came out: "Hehe, I actually don't have any, just ask casually..."

"In the beginning, he was really bullied a little bit," a clear male voice interjected, "His luck is not very good, you should know."

The young people who have just come here are full of academic spirit, simple and unadorned.

Ghost costume leader: "You are?"

The young man smiled lightly: "Walking through the forest to fight the rain."

The leader of the ghost suit immediately understood that the keychain of the Dutch Chamber of Commerce also experienced the bloody storm in Las Vegas: "You said that you were bullied at the beginning, which means that he counterattacked later?"

Chuanlin Dayu sighed softly: "Revenge and revenge, life will be ruined."

The leader of the ghost costume spread his hands innocently: "Competitive games, you know, either I die or you die."

Chuanlin Dayu: "You missed a word."

Head of the ghost suit: "Huh?"

Chuanlin Dayu: "Either I die, or you die."

Head of the ghost suit: "..."

The word "men" brings out so many struggles of the soul, how many wailings of the undead, the head of the ghost costume really thinks... oh, what do you want to do with those things, anyway, you are not the first one we use ╮(╯_╰)╭

Just like the flowers in spring, the trip through the forest and the rain is also for your uncle, so it didn't take long for the three of them to get together to exchange cups and exchange cups.The leader of the ghost costume who has been staring at the three smiling faces finally has to believe that he is not here to seek revenge, he is really the uncle's support team TAT

"Ghost costume leader, why do you have such a sad expression?"

The sudden bass startled Fang Zheng, and he raised his head suddenly, and met three unfamiliar faces, and then looked at the name tags—the mouse of the gods, the iron fist of the gods, and the ghost of the gods.

The three of them were also holding wine glasses. Although they were talking to themselves, their eyes always unconsciously glanced at Liangzhou in Sanyue.

The leader of the ghost costume automatically and consciously walks away, letting the former members and the old leader reunite in tears TAT

"Hey, back up slowly—"

Just two steps back, Fang Zheng was reminded by a loud voice. Fang Zheng turned around quickly, and saw three men and one woman lined up neatly, with a youthful breath...if you don't count the strange uncle behind the girl.

"Lovely brothers and sisters, who are you?"

"I'm going to bomb the school!"

"Beckham!"

"Unnamed Lake!"

"Ignorant girl!"

"Dutch hand..."

"I didn't ask you ╮(╯_╰)╭"

"=_="

The goal of the youth group of four is very clear——

"Sister Xue Niu, we miss you to death!!!"

The blood cow burst into a smile, like a water lotus in the cool wind, 2B squinted his eyes, only felt that there were four more mobs and a wild boss in the attack range.

But two fists are no match for four hands, and in the end 2B could only watch the blood bull being pulled aside by the opponent's group, chatting enthusiastically and laughing.

As an accompanying guest, Holland’s souvenirs were originally just because he couldn’t hold back his daughter-in-law, so he had no choice but to come together to express his gratitude, but when he really communicated with the blood cow himself, a huge confusion comparable to Goldbach’s conjecture filled his heart: "Girl blood cow, Let me ask seriously, what did you think about when you decided to join this legion?"

Blood Bull didn't answer, but just asked with a smile: "If there is only such a vigorous army left in the lifeless server, how would you choose?"

The Dutch hand letter is serious and serious: "Transfer=_="

The leader of the ghost costume huddled in the corner, counting on his fingers dejectedly, 438, your uncle, Sanyue, blood cow... It seems that everyone is concerned about everyone, only himself...

"This shoe is out of print, where did you get it!"

Hey, who is the lunatic talking to (⊙o⊙)!

"Envy it. Be jealous. It's bought by overseas Tibetan friends. It's [-]% brand new and has never been touched!"

Ah, a thousand mountains and birds fly!Old acquaintance~(≧▽≦)/~

"Hehe, I have a signed version."

"Damn, it's true, don't brag!!"

"Cut, I have photos in my phone, wait."

"Hurry up and scroll down, what a broken phone, the response speed is so slow..."

Qian Shan, lunatic, can you just give me a look, just a look! ! ! ! ! ! ! TAT

The leader of the ghost costume has completely fallen into a huge black hole, all his confidence has been sucked away, and only a wisp of ghost is left lingering...

"Nurse."

There was a sudden warmth on his shoulders, and the leader of the ghost costume suddenly turned his head to meet an unfamiliar face, but when he looked at the name tag again, the gap instantly dissipated in the wind: "Popo——"

Wan Wu Po subconsciously catches the oncoming object. Although his expression is calm, his confused eyes have already betrayed him—why is the person in his arms exuding fiery enthusiasm... Could it be that he has forgotten some important things in getting acquainted with each other? link?

The leader of the ghost costume didn't realize that the newcomer had been inspired by the "brain retrieval" mode by himself, and was filtering the past pictures one by one, but he was still immersed in the relief that someone finally came for him: "Popo, thank you !"

"..." The head of Zongheng, who was completely in a daze, decided to change the subject, "The one with his back to us over there is a crazy person... and Qianshanniaofeijue?"

The leader of the ghost costume didn't want to answer this question, but the two friends who heard their names moved faster and turned their heads together——

"Everything is broken?!"

There is no need to repeat the development of the plot of love, the three friends in the sky arena walked in circles hand in hand.

The leader of the ghost costume was finally overwhelmed by the last straw: "I will never have a support team in this life... TAT in this life..."

The transvestite, who had been watching silently, finally stretched out her hand and gently patted the leader's head: "I don't have either."

Although it seems to have been comforted, why is it even more sad after savoring it carefully: "Actually, my requirements are not high, and I don't have to have a support group, just anyone who cares about me..."

Don't stop taking medicine: "If you have milk, you are a mother?"

Fang Zheng: "..."

It's too fucking easy! ! ! TAT

……

The meeting between Ghost Clothes and the heads of the Dutch Chamber of Commerce turned into a "party" between the two legions. At the same time, March, Coffin Shop, Chuntian Huahua, Passing Master, Weiming Lake, and I went to fry The school, Beckham and other foreign aid, the ignorant girl turned against the Dutch hand letter, and these details are not listed. In short, the "party" ended successfully in a "harmonious and friendly" atmosphere. As for the leader of the ghost costume and the Dutch backbone Whether they can walk or not is another story.

Because of drinking... ah no, the "party" was too exciting, both legions missed the quality development training in the afternoon, and it was not until nightfall that they all revived in full condition.

Fang Zheng woke up at 07:30 in the evening, Xiaoniao was playing with his notebook with his back to him, and there was a packed dinner on the bedside table.

Suddenly, Fang Zheng's heart warmed up, and Fang Zheng wanted to sneak up from behind to hug him, but just as he got up, the bed sank, and the bird's upright body tilted at a subtle angle...

"Surprise is not suitable for you." Xiaoniao gave pertinent advice.

Fang Zheng was speechless and choked TAT

Not daring to finish the food brought back by Xiaoniao, about [-]% full, the leader of the ghost costume put down his chopsticks, and then the two decided to go outside the villa to breathe the fresh air of the mountains at night.Unexpectedly, as soon as I walked to the lobby on the first floor, I ran into a hurried ladyboy walking towards me, with a cold air all over my body.

"Why did you go there?" Fang Zheng asked strangely.

The ladyboy quickly raised a handful of weeds in his hand: "Give me some lucky garlands!"

Fang Zheng couldn't help raising her hand and fiddled with the drooping dark green leaves: "Are you sure you got the right buff?"

Along with the ladyboys, the curious leaders in ghost costumes entered the chess and card room.Contrary to the desolation of the daytime, the place at this time is really full of people's voices and enthusiasm.Your uncle is sitting at the very back, and the poker players at the same table are Chuan Lin Da Yu, Chun Tian Hua Hua... 438?Wait a minute, there is a coffin shop next to 438.

Fang Zheng and Xiaoniao looked at each other, and they saw the same message in each other's eyes: This is really a... evenly matched combination.

The entertainment room next to the chess and card room is also very popular, with board games, billiards, table tennis...

"Are you going to do anything else besides playing around?"

"Is it so difficult to admit that skills are inferior to people!"

"Not as good as your sister! I can beat you with just one finger!"

"Come on, come on, I'll serve the ball right now, take a look at it with your fingers—"

Looking away, Fang Zheng asked with some doubts: "Under what circumstances are two people who don't like each other still entangled all the time?"

Xiaoniao thought for a while, but was not sure: "Let's fall in love."

Fang Zheng frowned: "Isn't it tiring to fall in love like this?"

This time the bird was very determined: "They like it."

……

The Tiethorn Mountain is not high, and the slope is gentle, more like a small hill, but the dark night covers the green mountain with a dark and quiet veil, making people feel as if they are embraced by the shrubs and dense forests even if they walk at the foot of the mountain.

Fangzheng and Xiaoniao didn't choose a particular path, they just walked and walked, wandered and wandered casually, but they always returned to a specific place as if they got lost.It was an open field with no trees, just sparse weeds, but at the moment there were seven or eight tents, large and small, on the weeds. All rolled up, revealing the turquoise terrifying face of the person inside——

Silent Hill: "Hey, if you two want to listen to ghost stories, just sit down honestly, walking around like this will spoil the atmosphere!"

Fang Zheng called it a grievance: "The two of us really want to leave but we can't!"

The voice of the blue skeleton floated faintly: "Ghost~ hit~ the wall."

Fang Zheng felt a chill on the back of his neck: "Bad guy TAT"

In the end, the leaders of the ghost costume still took their seats, huddled together with the left-eyed ghost and Shenshan Laojing, but——

Fang Zheng: "We don't have flashlights..."

Yin Erfang: "Only the contestants need to use a flashlight to illuminate their faces to express the emotion of the story, and the audience does not."

Fang Zheng: "Okay =_="

At that time, most of the participating partners had already finished telling their stories, and as the host, seeing that the audience was ready, they immediately returned to the competition process, only listening to him and deliberately lowering their voices, so that the already hoarse voice It was even more gloomy: "Then the last one to appear... Ice Binglai."

As soon as the words fell, the flashlights of all the friends in the audience were extinguished, and the whole world was plunged into endless darkness, and then a beam of flashlight light was lit up. It was obviously a warm yellow light, but it shone through when it shone on people's faces at a very close distance. A strange turquoise color appeared, and then, amidst the distorted and dazzling light, the extra contestant Ice Binglai appeared on the stage.

Bing Lai's voice was as cold as his name, with a touch of abstinence: "The father in the living room pointed out the window and said, look, there is a beautiful bird. The eight-year-old son came running over, in the Where is where? In order to cheat the insurance money to pay off the debt, he pushed his son out of the window. Ten years later, he paid off the debt and had a new career. The second son also happened to be eight years old, and he never let his son get close Window. One day, a beautiful bird flew in from outside the window, and my son happily chased after it. He was shocked and hugged his son. The son turned his head and laughed, "Dad, don't push me down again."

"..."

The night wind in the mountains is chilly and penetrates deep into the bone marrow.

If you don't give sugar, you will die with a shudder, and then you remember to speak: "This story is really... endless aftertaste. I don't know what my friends think?"

All have: "It's so fucking dark TAT"

It took a long time for the friends with correct three views to calm down and enter the voting stage of "Please choose the scariest story you heard tonight".Fang Zheng and Xiaoniao didn't listen to the whole process, so it was difficult to express their opinions, so they watched silently, but they didn't know that at the last vote, Ice Binglai and today's Demon King were evenly tied.

As the official competition of the largest group in the Silent Fortress, the champion also has prizes, but what should one prize and two champions do now?In the end, the organizing committee decided to let the two play an extra match!

Be the devil king today: "I didn't expect this to happen, and I wasn't prepared for it, so let's make it shorter, in one sentence."

The audience's curiosity was hooked to the highest point, and they all held their breath and concentrated on it.

Be the devil king today: "The lucky little fortune is here."

Head of the ghost suit: "..."

All audience: "..."

Ice Binglai: "Let me also say something, Lucky Little Fortune and Bailian Chengyao 715 are here together."

Head of the ghost suit: "..."

All audience: "..."

Be the devil king today: "If you have milk after you, you will be your mother."

All the audience: "You win!"

……

How did you leave the horror camp where the kite has no memory, anyway, it’s already covered in bruises, everything else doesn’t matter TAT

Xiaoniao held back her laughter all the way, and occasionally couldn't help it, so she simply laughed out loud.

Fang Zheng couldn't take it any longer, wanted to cry up to the sky, but froze for a moment when he raised his head - a bright starry sky that he had never seen before.It turns out that the metaphors in the book that the bright eyes of the diamond orb blink and blink are all true, no, these metaphors can't express even a ten-millionth of its true beauty!

Fang Zheng simply lay down on the ground, and the moment his back touched the ground, he suddenly felt relaxed.

Xiaoniao lay down with him without saying a word, and was also captured by the beauty of the night sky.

"I can't see it at home," Fang Zheng recalled carefully, "Don't talk so much, I can hardly see even a single star."

"Even if you can see it, you can't let you lie down and watch it like this, or you will be run over by a car."

"Can you say some soft lines in such a romantic scene =_="

"for example?"

"Talk about life, talk about ideals, smell flowers, enjoy the moon."

"That being said, I've always had a feeling..."

It's coming, it's coming, what will the rare Meng family sweet talk look like in a century? I'm so looking forward to it~(≧▽≦)/~

"It feels like someone is peeking from the tree."

"...You come down and I promise not to hit you!!!"

Following the roar of the head of the ghost costume, the branches and leaves of the big tree above his head made a subtle rustling sound, and then a pair of eyes blinked twice between the leaves, and then, a pink, tender and cute girl's face was revealed.

The leader of the ghost costume who was about to climb the tree was stunned there in the posture of embracing the trunk. It was the first time that he found out that there were some guarantees, and he still had to abide by them =_=

"Come down," Xiaoniao patted the dirt on his body, seemingly casually, making people relax unconsciously, and finally raised his face with a killer smile, "It's okay."

The cute girl missed one and fell straight down.

The bird stretched out his arms and caught it firmly, perfect.

The girl's cheeks became even more pink, and she asked timidly, "Are you the leader of the ghost costume?"

Fang Zheng, who is still hugging the big tree, wants to cry but has no tears. He is not, I am, and let go of my husband TAT

In fact, Xiaoniao didn't hold her for long, and the girl also figured out the situation when her feet landed on the ground: "Are you the leader of the ghost costume?"

Fang Zheng, who had let go of the big tree, nodded sadly: "Well, I let you down, right?"

"How is that possible!" The girl said with a righteous look on her face, "It doesn't matter whether you are tall, short, fat or thin, you are my male god!!"

Fang Zheng blinked in a daze, and then understood the spirit: "We can discuss this issue in more detail hahahaha what is your name~~~~"

"Born in 1994."

"Ah, I have an impression of you, you are in a ghost costume..."

"True fan! Especially you, head nanny, I really like your character and leadership!"

"Well, I really don't know what to say. Today I'm dying because I don't have a support group. You showed up in the evening. You must be sent by an angel. I don't even know how to thank you TAT"

"Then can you send me a song?"

"Of course, you can do whatever you want!"

"Can you sing whatever I order?"

"As long as I know how, don't worry, I don't know how to write the word "sorry" hahaha~~~~"

"Really? Come out!"

"……Um?"

Fang Zheng's smirking mouth has not been closed yet, and heads popped up one after another in the grass behind the mound next to the stones and even under a pile of leaves!The situation was so weird and the scene so spectacular that even the head of the ghost costume, who didn't know what shame was, unconsciously grabbed the hem of the deputy's clothes.

Born in 1994, he smiled shyly: "Our sisters are here at the Night Oxygen SPA, and then you two will talk about the stars and the moon as soon as you come, we are embarrassed to disturb, so we resort to