Ghost Corps

【Wuyue Pavilion YY】

Mengping: "Taishan, how does it feel to be the leader..."

Taishan: "Come and try?"

Mengping: "..."

Taishan: "It's just that there are many legions that I haven't heard of before."

Merry: "Normal, after the game revision..."

Taishan: "Although both the account and the legion are unfamiliar, the method...is very similar to old players coming back to build an account and play again."

Demon Master: "What on earth do you want to say..."

Tarzan: "I want to say..."

Little White Dragon: "I'm going to fuck your mother when I'm drunk!!!"

[Skull Island, coordinates (80, 129)]

[System] People claim that the little white dragon died.

[Pilot Ship] Congratulations to Ice Binglai, leader of Ice, for winning 5 legion level points on Skull Island!

[Private chat] Big H: Are you a cardboard person? A zombie can kill you, so let’s just die, and make a wedding dress for someone else at the end. You’ve lost 5 level points for nothing.

[Private Chat] Known as Xiaobailong: Damn, where are you, just watch me die!

[Private chat] Big H: It's on the tree.Who told you not to team up with me~

[Private Chat] Known as Xiaobailong: Are you sincerely inviting people to form a team? What else? "After you form a team, you have to call me Big Brother~~" Are you a pervert =_=

[Private Chat] Big H: Isn’t it because Da Jian has been away for too long, he’s lonely and cold~(≧▽≦)/~

[Private chat] Known as Xiaobailong: Nima is not good to learn from anyone, you can learn from nanny, don't you know that every one of his expression packs makes people itch and want to smoke! !

[Private chat] Big H: When it comes to having milk is a mother, I really miss him a little bit, this guy has never made a name for himself, it's unscientific.

[Private Chat] Known as Xiaobailong: If you have time to worry about others, you might as well worry about yourself. Fuck, how come there are so many legions here?

[Private chat] Big H: The game has been upgraded, and a large number of old players have returned.

[Private Chat] Known as Little White Dragon: No wonder.Tsk, it's all hard stubble.

[Private Chat] Big H: But it's... I'm a little excited >_

[Private Chat] Known as Little White Dragon: ...

[Private Chat] Known as Xiaobailong: Let’s take a detour when we see a mother with milk in the future, he is too contagious =_=

[Private Chat] Big H: ...

[Private chat] Known as Xiaobailong: It is said that he really chose the simple mode, otherwise it would be impossible to explain his low-key up to now, even if he is not swiping the screen on the world channel, at least he will go up to catch his breath.

[Private chat] Big H: Impossible, I came here for the legion rewards, the higher the difficulty, the greater the rewards, all fools know that.

[Private Chat] Known as Xiaobailong: Maybe he doesn’t play cards according to common sense~

[Private chat] Big H: Then I will give you my head as a chair to sit on.

Big H and Little White Dragon, who directly chose the difficult mode and met the entry requirements, did not receive any reminders about the limit on the number of legions. , the cadres of the ghost costume team who helped Big H get a head chair finally met the first "living creature" on Shelter Island and got the first "reward."

[Battle] If you have milk, you are a mother. Use the Wind Curse.

[Combat] Polly uses the Ghost Claw.

[Combat] Ant soldiers die.

[Battle] Ghost Claw cancelled.

[System] Congratulations to You Milk Is Your Mother for winning 2 Legion EXP points on Shelter Island!

"The cancellation of the Nether Ghost Claw means that it will be thrown away after my Qingfeng Curse? So your tricks can't go out?"

"should be."

"This is the first monster I have encountered since I built the account that can be moved by the Qingfeng Curse in a second..."

"Easy mode."

"You call this simple? This is simply mentally handicapped! It's an insult to me and you TAT"

"Uh, I feel okay."

"..."

"What are you doing?"

"Go to the toilet to calm down."

友情提示：100点军团经验点数=1点军团等级点数；100点军团等级点数=军团等级升高1级。也就是说如果我们的奶娘团长忽然抽风想为军团做点贡献了比如让军团等级上升1级，那么他就需要发出5000个清风咒。

The toilet, commonly known as the place of reincarnation of the five grains, is a good place to sort out thoughts. The thoughts and emotions of the head of the ghost costume have been precipitated and sublimated in the circulation of the cycle of heaven and earth-many difficulties can be solved by looking at it from another angle, such as Don’t treat these skeleton soldiers as mobs, but as melon seeds. After eating 5000 legions, you will be able to upgrade to a level. There will be no pressure in minutes~(≧▽≦)/~

When he sat down again, Xiaoniao was looking at the skeleton monster alone. Fang Zheng clicked on the army experience points, and found that in just a few minutes, Xiaoniao had eaten half a pack of melon seeds, and was still spitting out the melon seeds tirelessly.Suddenly he remembered the days when the little bird was playing the golden hoop, it was so boring and tireless.How long ago was that?It seemed a long time ago, but it seemed like it happened just yesterday, he could even immediately draw the back of that tortured monkey in his head, no matter how time washed him away, he was still so chic... Wait, what is this rice?

[speaker] Polly: .

The horn on the world channel was played before the leader of the ghost suit went to the toilet and came back, but the leader of the ghost suit kept rippling after he sat down and didn't notice it.The probability of the incident of the bird using the horn is basically the same as that of the dead leaf butterfly, so Fang Zheng was startled when he found out at first, and what made him even more unbelievable was the content of the horn: "You put a period on the horn to fuck off!" What?"

Meng Chudong didn't raise his head: "It's wrong."

"I said so." Such an explanation would make sense.

Reassured, Fang Zheng began to manipulate the nanny to continue to move forward. The little zombies also put away their weapons and ended the fighting state after taking care of an active attacking skeleton soldier. If there is a blame, they will clear it up. If the blame does not come to provoke them, they will not make redundant shots. After all, this experience point is just better than nothing. Completing the task of "gathering" is the top priority, because this is the only way to end the "simple mode". Those little friends from Skull Island in the hard mode meet up and start to appreciate the really wonderful part of this board.

If you don't want to fight, there will still be two or three skeleton soldiers who don't have long eyes coming out in the next half a minute. Naturally, Fang Zheng will not be soft-handed. Use the lancet and Wu Qinxi interchangeably, and drop a skeleton soldier every second. , The world channel also dutifully repeated congratulations, congratulations.

Just when Fang Zheng felt that the 2 o'clock was no longer an eyesore after watching for a long time, the "period" written by the bird on the speaker was replaced by a discordant new message——

[Speaker] Deep Mountain Old Well:? Hold hands, take one step, two steps, three steps, four steps and look at the sky~? Look at the experience of 1:2:3:4 to form a line~?

A subtle sense of familiarity swept over the leader of the ghost suit.

As long as Shenshan Laojing uses any other method to covertly satirize, Fang Zheng's intelligence level may not be able to understand it, but this guy wants to sing, Nima, you were still hacking in Xinshou Village when I was playing the mic on the trumpet. what about the tree!

It's more wretched than maybe the head of the ghost costume has to weigh it up. Maybe there's a day out of the sky, but the love song duet, every minute there is a thick song list like hundreds of grass mud horses across the nurse's fingertips, accompanied by the crisp keyboard tapping sound, becoming One square character after another, flowing in the clouds and flowing water, completed in one go, just waiting for the carriage return...

and many more!

The hand has already touched the Enter key, but it was just a little bit short, Fang Zheng suddenly hesitated.He suddenly thought of the strange "."

Leaving the keyboard with the right hand and operating the mouse again, only the latest speaker information is displayed on the top speaker, but as the scroll wheel moves up a little bit, one after another historical speaker gradually surfaced——

[Horn] The Art of War is like a god: Is Shelter Island an easy mode?Hey, friends in simple mode, can you see——

[Speaker] Shenshan Laojing: I am too embarrassed to respond when I see it. I only have 2 experience points, so it is better not to give it hahaha.

[Horn] Koyanagi: If the number of legions is less than 30, you can only choose the simple mode. This is a game setting, so it doesn't matter. I'm sorry.

[Speaker] If you don’t give sugar, you will die: You know a lot about the people of the Holy Land, so why don’t you develop your style and go to the simple mode, so that you can increase their combat effectiveness, or how about 2 points and 2 points? When do you have to call.

[Speaker] Fire on the Ice: Come on, let's go, I didn't notice that you've been yelling here for a long time, and people don't pick up. Besides, it's very likely that we won't be able to face each other until the end of this section. If you have time to bully the weak, why not? It's better to focus on the present moment. Those with great disparity in strength are worth playing with.

[Speaker] Big H: How can you be sure that those over there are weak? Let me tell you, there are no weak at the top of China!

[Speaker] Big H: Nanny, nanny, what are you doing, you can't stand it when someone arranges it like this?Do you know that I used my head as a chair for you!

[Speaker] Known as Xiaobailong: If he saw it, how could he not come out? Is there any situation where someone else can play on behalf of him?

[speaker] Polly: .

Xiaoniao’s full stop is both a response and an end. Big H and Little Bailong didn’t make any more noises. The tacit understanding cultivated by playing with a server has already made them understand the meaning of the ghost costume sub-team: [-]. The nanny is really not here, and now there is only me, Polly I'm playing; two, stop talking useless, I'm very annoying now.

Nanny can be idle, but you need to be cautious when teasing birds =_=

It's a pity that the other new partners didn't understand the situation, so the calm lasted only half a minute, and then, under the lure of a new round of swiping the screen at 2:2, was broken again by the owed Shenshan Laojing.

"There are so many screens over there, why didn't you tell me," Holmes Zheng, who had solved the case, frowned and complained, "I just said that you made a mistake because it was a trumpet."

The truth has been revealed, and Xiaoniao has nothing to hide anymore: "What's so interesting about trolls swiping the screen, it affects your mood."

"So you put them away because you are afraid that I will not be happy watching them?" Fang Zheng suddenly felt a heat in his heart...

"I'm afraid you'll fight with them."

Is this product true love!Is this product really true love! ! TAT

"Yes."

You are still bugging at this time! ! ! TAT

"Okay," Xiaoniao patted the head of Fang Zheng, who was in a panic, "It's not too late for a gentleman to take revenge. When you reach the 23rd Crossing, you will see everyone you want, and you won't be able to run away."

Fang Zheng rolled her eyes: "Who will remember who at that time!"

The little bird tilted his head and thought for a while: "Big H and little Bailong have no merits and faults, which can be ignored. Little Liu speaks objectively, but thank you. The art of war is like a god's mouth. If you pick it up, you need to clean it up. I light a fire on ice and make sarcastic remarks and it is the most important thing." The sense of superiority that annoys you must be suppressed, deep in the mountains and old wells, if you don’t give sugar, you will die, there will be no mercy.”

Fang Zheng: "..."

Little Bird: "Is there anything missing?"

Fang Zheng: "No, I just asked weakly if I have offended you..."

Little Bird: "No."

I can finally live a long and long life with peace of mind TAT

Just when the leader of the ghost costume was thanking God, the speaker channel suddenly flashed——

[Speaker] Deep Mountain Old Well:? Hold hands, take one step, two steps, three steps, four steps and look at the sky~? Look at the experience of 1:2:3:4 to form a line~?

Fang Zheng: "Did I read it wrong or did he really read it again?"

Xiaoniao: "Swipe it again."

Fang Zheng: "Little Bird, do you know..."

Little Bird: "Huh?"

Fang Zheng: "Although mutual spraying is not aesthetically pleasing, I really enjoy it!"

[Speaker] If you have milk, you are a mother:? Don’t you tease me like this~? My face will turn into a red apple~? Don’t pester me like a koala~? I don’t want to be friends with you yet~?

……

The World Channel was quiet.

For a long time, like Pompeii after the eruption of the volcano, everything was buried under the thick volcanic ash.

This is not the first time that the leader of the ghost costume has quieted the audience. The friends at the top of Huaxia are too familiar with this. They can only pray that the old well in the mountains or other new partners who are about to move can restrain this desire to die. Again--

[Speaker] Shenshan Laojing: I'm sorry, finally I'm willing to respond. I dare to search for a song just now, but your song is a bit disgusting.

Farewell, deep mountains and old wells.

[Speaker] If you have milk, you are a mother:? There are many things I want to say but haven’t said yet~? Endure it because I want to write it into a song~? Let people sing it softly~ remember it lightly~? As long as you are disgusting~ it’s worth it~ ?

[loudspeaker] die if you don’t give sugar: Damn, where’s the neuropathy =_=

Farewell, or die without sugar.

[Speaker] If you have a milk, you are a mother: When I asked you to upgrade, I called her a lady, but now I changed a vest, changed a server, found a big backer, and called him a psychopath... TAT

[Speaker] Xiaoxiao Yuxie: I'll go, what's the situation, acquaintance?

[Trumper] Blue Skull: Wait, I'm a little behind on this god twist.Do you know him without sugar?

[Speaker] Candy or die: I don't even know if he's a man or a woman!

[Speaker] Whoever has milk is a mother: Then how do you know to use "he" instead of "she" or "it"?I know you think Silent Voice is loud enough and good enough, and I don't blame you, but you can't team up with others to run on me. TAT

[Speaker] Blue Skull: If he doesn't know you, how can he know that your legion is called Silence, cut, if you know him, we will know you, we won't say anything about you, just pretend.

[Speaker] Die if you don’t give sugar: God, do you dare to open your eyes, someone is going to be wronged to death——

[Private chat] Known as Xiaobailong: I said, isn't it a little wicked for us to secretly pass on information like this?

[Private Chat] Big H: Have you figured out your position?Now it's not a legion war, it's a server war, the nanny is now our comrade-in-arms!

[Private chat] Known as Xiao Bailong: Why do I feel that such passionate words are full of disobedience when they come out of your mouth.

[Private Chat] Big H: He promised to give me an A-level material.

[Private Chat] Known as Little White Dragon: Damn!

[Private Chat] Big H: Well, I also know about this...

[Private Chat] Known as Little White Dragon: My share!

Not a family, do not enter the door.

Fang Zheng was angry and in a good mood. Looking at the wailing full of trumpets, he couldn't help feeling compassionate. You can make jokes, but you can also make the other party disgusting. If Shinichi is disgusting to the end, he can't do that, so Click on the item bar and use the last horn——

[Speaker] If you have milk, you are a mother: Hello everyone, I am Polly, the deputy head of the ghost costume corps. Our head suddenly has something to do and can't continue. Before leaving, let me tell everyone that he doesn't know him. Just a joke, and this is the last speaker, we are destined to see you on 23rd.ok~~

Pompeii volcano erupts again.

This time the magma flowed longer and over a wider area.

Six to seven minutes later, some strong men or resentful people struggled to get up from the magma, wailing for the rest of their lives——

[Speaker] If you don't give me sugar, you will die: Where did this product come from? ! !

[Trumpet] Silent Hill: House, are we being played?

[Trumpet] Yinerfang: Head, yes.

[speaker] Silent Hill: Polly, I remember you.

[Speaker] Jigsaw: Captain, you should remember that "If you have milk, you are a mother".

[Speaker] Resurrecting the soul overnight: The leader's spirit is not literally, it must be understood with heart!

[Speaker] Long Chaoshou: You have a lot of Slience groups, and it really has a large scale.

[Horn] Silent Hill: Kudos.

[Horn] Don't stop taking medicine: Are you all fans of horror movies (⊙o⊙)!

[Speaker] Hell in the left eye: Oh, we have been discovered, head.

[Horn] Don't stop taking medicine: I also really like horror movies! Have you watched "The Devil in the Elevator"? That old lady is amazing!

[Speaker] Yin'erfang: Of course I've seen it. Over the past two years, European and American horror movies have become more and more quality...

【Netherlands Chamber of Commerce YY—Cadres Meeting Room】

Xiaoxiao Yuxie: "I always feel that the center of the topic is being taken in a strange direction by Mr. Yao..."

Lu Xiucai: "Mr. Yao always treats his own people and treats outsiders in two different styles =_="

Battle of the Gods: "Do you feel that on a certain level, the feeling of milk and medicine just now is a bit like..."

Mocha: "Let me just say that the name Polly looks familiar, from the ghost costume corps! Qian Shan fought him when he went to the top server from the space-time tunnel!"

Koyanagi: "Who loses and who wins?"

Mocha: "It's not over yet, Qianshan said his power cord was torn off by a dog."

Battle of the Gods: "Damn, can you be more ridiculous!"

Mocha: "However, he said that even if he continued to fight, he would not be sure of winning."

Xiao Liu: "That zombie is so strong??"

Lu Xiucai: "If the deputy team is so strong, then she is a mother if she has milk, isn't she really at the level of the general medicine?"

Mocha: "Some time ago, the ghost costume corps was very popular on the forum, and you all know that, right? Our regiment even fought with them to post, and then Qianshan always took people there to try to pull the flag for the second time, but it always failed. I specifically asked him if this group is as powerful as the forum said."

Clash of the Gods: "How did he answer?"

Mocha: "The deputy team is very strong."

Battle of the Gods: "Where is the leader?"

Mocha: "He declined to comment."

Lu Xiucai: "..."

Koyanagi: "Hey Gods, do you want to consider changing your ID? If you don't know, you might think you belong to the Flame of the Gods server. Look at the IDs of their legions, what are the iron fists of the gods, the angels of the gods, the angels of the gods?" Mouse... There is no sense of disobedience if you mix in and stand in rows.

Xiaoxiao Yuxie: "Is it the tradition of our group that the topic can seamlessly turn to strange directions..."

……

Just as the players of Skull Island sneak away from their busy schedules to enjoy gossip at midnight tea time, the Shelter Island, which has always been leisurely, is slowly shrouded in shadow.At first it was Fang Zheng who received the invitation to form a team. After all, the heroic appearance of the leader of the ghost costume on the loudspeaker was shown to the entire pilot ship, but the world between Fang Zheng and Xiaoniao was very good, and he really didn’t understand how to play a skeleton What kind of team did the soldiers need to form, so they ignored it, but later it developed to the point where people from Shelter Island swiped their screens on the World Channel to call for a team. At first there was one, then two, three, and more and more IDs came up. It seems that countless bamboo shoots have sprouted overnight in the silent desert of Shelter Island.

Fang Zheng: "What's the situation?"

Meng Chudong just wanted to complain that maybe the escape island was too monotonous, so the friends wanted to hold a party, but when they didn't want to, they received a message from an acquaintance——

[Private Chat] Zhan, Snow Wolf: Where are you?Haven't met the Skeleton Corps?

In Meng Chudong's impression, Student Xuelang has always been "unfavorable", and he believes that the other party must agree with this judgment, so the current situation can only be explained as they encountered an emergency, such as the skeleton army.

[Private chat] Polly: We only met sporadic skeleton soldiers, not regiments.

[Private Chat] Zhan, Snow Wolf: Your coordinates?

[private chat] Polly: 13, 14

[Private Chat] Zhan, Xuelang: Dizzy, why don't you keep going when you're already at the beach, even a cat and a dog are here, did you two choose a coordinate to fall in love on purpose?

[Private Chat] Polly: Didn't you look at the speakers?

[Private chat] Zhan, Xuelang: Ah, I'm sorry, I forgot that your guy just started killing people on the loudspeaker.To be honest, I don't have any prejudice against gays, but my preference for you is really... What do you like about him?

[Private Chat] Polly: It’s a long time to talk about this. At that time, we were still in the mirror, and there were not many people in the entire server. The first time I saw him was in Mount Emei...

[Team] Zhan, Heijin: Why hasn’t there been any movement? Does Polly disagree? No, he’s the only normal member of their group.

[Team] Zhan, Xuelang: You are wrong!This group is full of snake spirits! ! !