Ghost Corps

The entrance to the Hell Examination Site is just like its name, oppressive and gloomy, even if the mouse is moved to the enter button, it will become the sickle of death.

[Temporary YY of the scumbag group]

Blood Bull: "Are you ready?"

The scumbags: "It's fine as long as you're well."

Blood Bull: "..."

The system's reading speed was unusually slow, as if deliberately creating a tense atmosphere, and the hearts of the players also turned gray-blue like the background picture in this little bit of waiting.

Finally, after reading the article, the online team list of the entire hell examination room was slowly cleared in front of the anxious students——

Online team: 2 teams

Can it be better?There are only two people taking the exam in your exam room!One-to-one is called private tutoring! ! !

Beckham: "It's so desolate..."

Weiming Lake: "Forgetting to learn is the tragedy of all mankind."

I went to bomb the school: "Just the two of you, one after the fight, and the other, taking turns to have sex."

Clueless girl: "One of the teams is our own, thank you."

A group of scumbags come up to beat players?May I ask who gave you this brave heart!Among the ten players who dared to come to Xueba Bookstore, except for one who was handicapped and made a mistake, he made a mistake, and the other was blindly confident. !

[System] The blood cow does not eat grass and chooses the battle system.

Scumbags: "Yeah, you can still play the system..."

She doesn't want to take care of these things anymore, let them die TAT

No one can talk to her. The bitterness that can only be complained in her heart has inspired Sister Xueniu's combat effectiveness. She has won five rounds in a row and fifteen small rounds, all of which are [-]-[-] against the system. Take a screenshot, and she also helped.

Xueba Bookstore's rule setting of bonus points for winning and deducting points for losing is intended to prevent each other from brushing points.But at the same time, it also makes players lose points faster and score faster.After five innings, everyone in the Xueshuang Tiantuan reached 400 points.

This happiness came too fast and the masses dared not watch it.

The blood cow was very satisfied. After asking to confirm that no one was going to the toilet, he clicked on the application system for the sixth time.

The system quickly replied to her——

[System] Sorry, your man-machine battles have reached 5 times and cannot continue.

The scumbags also saw the reminder, and the male scumbags wailed, right? It's only five times a day, but when I'm in a good state, I can do it seven times a night!Female scum is just one syllable, get lost.

The blood cow is not as optimistic as the scumbags. If it is true that only five times a day is allowed, then the system prompt should probably be "Sorry, your number of man-machine battles today has reached 5 times, please come back tomorrow."

But this is just a guess after all, so the blood cow decided to wait until tomorrow to confirm: "Let's go, continue tomorrow."

Bombing the school today: "Huh? It's over now? It's hard for me to feel that there is such a little bit of fun in the ocean of knowledge..."

Weiminghu: "You've been wearing Niujie brand lifejackets, okay?"

Bombing the school today: "Believe it or not, I'll take off my shirt and kill you in minutes!"

The ignorant girl: "Fuck, this picture is so beautiful that I dare not look at it..."

Beckham: "Miss, no matter what, you used to take the route of begging for a lady, so don't just say it all..."

The ignorant girl: "Okay, Nima."

Beckham: "..."

Blood Bull suspects that their temporary sex was released publicly in the hell examination room, otherwise why——

Online team: 1 teams

Even the only little friend ran away, so I can’t be each other’s angel anymore TAT

"If you really don't want to go offline, go to the library." Xue Niu kindly suggested a way to make sure that you don't make money.

The scumbags have no choice but to sit here and wait for the opponent who doesn't know when they will come. Besides, the world channel is already very quiet at the moment. Excessive, exhausted, in short, it doesn't look very lively horizontally or vertically.

The five-member team disbanded on the spot, and the blood cow went into the library to read, together with the ignorant girl and Weiming Lake, Beckham and I went to bomb the school but disappeared.

Blood Bull went offline after reading two books, and then went out to shop and scan goods, and finally successfully returned twelve books.

The bookstore that scans the goods is located in the most prosperous part of the commercial street, next to a high-end cosmetics store. When the blood cow came out with the book in his arms, he glanced at its logo and felt familiar. Later, he remembered that it was her in the copy. The question that was not answered, 2B later chose the correct answer - LANCOME.

The blood cow walked in by mistake, the shopping guide lady came up, greeted warmly and politely, and at the same time naturally took the bag in her hand and wanted to save it for the customer so that the customer could concentrate on the selection, the blood cow was embarrassed for a while, and did not know how to react , and handed it to her obediently, but the little girl's arm suddenly fell and almost dislocated.

Customer, I know that this is a unisex high-capacity leisure bag, but do you put dumbbells in it? !

The blood cow was distracted by the bottles and cans in the store, and did not realize the power of knowledge, which almost caused the shopping guide to strain his muscles.The shopping guide is also very professional. After saving the bag, he restores his smile in minutes, and starts to recommend this and that, especially when he sees the bloody cow looking ignorant, it is even more hype.

The shopping guide didn't understand the term Xueniu. In fact, since she decided to enter here, she only thought about one thing: "Miracle..."

The shopping guide didn't hear clearly: "What?"

"Miracle perfume..." The blood cow's voice was a little bottomless.

The shopping guide reacted immediately, and immediately led the blood cow to the perfume counter, and took out the pink bottle that had troubled the blood cow for a long time.

In fact, after that dungeon, Xueniu went to the Internet to check this perfume, and knew her expensive price, the composition of the fragrance, and even the connotation behind her name. After that, this small pink bottle appeared from time to time In her dreams, sometimes it is a pink diamond in the glass counter, sometimes it is a star in the sky, so beautiful, but so far away.

But now she was sprayed on a small piece of paper, right in front of her eyes.

The blood cow took the paper and put it in front of her nose. She wanted to take a deep breath and savor the fragrance to her heart's content, but the fragrance factor penetrated into her nose one step earlier, disillusioning her.

There are many words on the Internet to describe how dreamy and elegant this bottle of perfume is, how it makes men feel intoxicated and makes women taste happiness, but the blood cow only finds it pungent.This pungent smell is no softer than a bottle of chemical reagents, even the blood cow feels that some reagents in the laboratory are even better.

The shopping guide lady read the sad result from the blood cow's expression, but she still smiled and returned the bag to the blood cow. The blood cow said sorry for the trouble, and left embarrassingly.

It wasn't until he got on the bus with a bag of books in his arms that Xue Niu felt that his nerves gradually relaxed and returned to normal.

However, there still seemed to be that fragrance in the air, which was faint and haunted people's hearts for a long time.

This is the taste that 2B fighters like, or the taste that thousands of men like. If she can't appreciate it, she will look out of place.In fact, the 2B fighter and Wang Hao are somewhat similar in some respects. The blood cow leaned against the bumpy car window, thinking about it casually, and looked at the foolishly talking, confused, and didn't care much, but in fact, he was like a mirror in his heart. Ledger, with scales, clearly marked prices, no deceit. Both ABCD and ABCD are good brothers, but in the bottom of their hearts, these four people may be in different positions. Being able to go through fire and water for A, and for B may only be the icing on the cake. C is willing to die, but for D, he can only push the boat along the way, but these ABCDs don't know, unless there is a situation that must be treated differently one day.

Wang Hao was not as smart as 2B, so this happened, and the blood cow finally saw how low-end the scale was. 2B's cleverness may be innate, or it may be tempered the day after tomorrow. The blood cow doesn't know, because 2B never talks about his real life. The only time he sent a keyboard, the name left by the sender is still Fighter, so even if he One by one, the daughter-in-law yelled, and this daughter-in-law also had a clear dimensional boundary.

Sometimes Xueniu will have a whim, if he is not at this age, if he is younger, so young that he is still in college, and he has never met Wang Hao, then is it possible that he will really cry and say that he is not a 2B and will not marry ?The answer is, it really is possible. 2B's mouth and person are both sweet, so sweet that you don't consciously look forward to receiving his private chats when you go online, so sweet that you want to abuse him, pinch him, and complain about him, so sweet that when you think that these are actually fake, it's all fake. It's just a game... you can just hehe.

Sister Xueniu's unhappy mood was not broken down by the vast ocean of knowledge until after nine o'clock in the evening. Xueniu went to bed with a book and had a good night's sleep.

Before nine o'clock the next day, Xue Niu turned on the computer and logged in to YY first, but the scumbags were already there.

After the game was logged in, Blood Bull received an invitation to form a team, and as soon as he accepted it, he was handed over the title of captain, and then she saw clearly what the friends learned yesterday——

Clueless Girl 460 points...very good, read two books.

Weiming Lake 520 points...very good, read four books.

Beckham335 points...

I'm going to bomb the school for 250 points...

Have your scores been eaten by dogs!

As if feeling the turmoil in the elder sister's heart, Xiaobei spoke first: "I just... have the mentality to try it out..."

Only advertisements selling counterfeit drugs use this sentence pattern! !

When I went to bomb the school, I also revealed my mental journey: "I don't believe in evil..."

Did you see ghosts in the end who said this? !

Beckham & School: "I'm sorry for being the one to handle it! TAT"

Blood Bull: "..."

Now that he has been sent to such a high position, he can't be chopped off just because the younger brother is two hundred and five. The blood cow sighed, didn't investigate further, and directly led the team into the hell examination field.

Today's examination room is more popular, there are 8 teams in total.The blood cow tentatively clicked on the system first, and it was still the same prompt as yesterday. The scumbags also realized that they could no longer bully the GM, and felt very sorry.

"Players are no better than the system," Xue Niu reminded before starting the battle. "The IQ of the system is generally set at the middle level, but players can be high or low, and playing cards may not follow common sense."

Students: "Got it!"

Click on the match, the system will automatically assign opponents, and soon, the battle list will be released——

[The Return of the King] Tai Chi Grandmaster VS [The Peak of China] Blood Bulls Don't Eat Grass

[The Return of the King] Red Lotus Hierarch VS [Flame of the Gods] I'm going to blow up the school

[The Return of the King] Hackers VS [Illusive Paradise] Weiming Lake

[The Return of the King] Fierce Love VS [Ice Canyon] Beckham

[Return of the King] Princess Duoduo VS [Bright Holy Land] Ignorant Girl

The blood cow tilted his head, always feeling that the lineup on the opposite side seemed familiar.

At the same time, facing YY——

Hacker: "Where do we not meet each other in life..."

Grandmaster Tai Chi: "Although the flower in the mirror and the moon in the water have become the top of China, I can still recognize the words "blood cow does not eat grass" when it turns into ashes!"

Red Lotus leader: "Is he the only one, and the rest of them didn't come?"

Fierce love: "They are all scumbags, how can we be as good as us, dare to choose a bookstore together."

Princess Dodo: "Finally I can take revenge, happy!"

At the same time, the battle content of the system has also been refreshed. Although the roster is a one-on-one lineup, this time it is a team battle that will determine the outcome of the game!

Xue Niu was stunned. The introduction to the examination room was five rounds and three wins. I hadn't heard that there is such a game that determines the outcome. But after thinking about it, surprise is the usual style of Huaxia games. , It's not just a pit, it's a tiankeng!

When the team battle exam questions were displayed on the screen, the blood cow also remembered the identity of the opponent——

[Current] Blood Cows Don't Eat Grass: Pig God!

The head of the Red Lotus Sect Master spurted out a mouthful of old blood——

[Current] Red Lotus Leader: How many times, it's the gods! !

The blood cow doesn't eat grass and suddenly remembered what 438 often said——

[Current] Blood cows don't eat grass: don't care about these details^_^

[Current] Red Lotus Leader: Nima, you are wrong 50% of the two words!

[Current] Princess Dodo: Head, don't talk nonsense with him, see you in the examination room whether you win or lose.

Following Princess Dodo's words, the exam questions have been refreshed, and now all ten players can see the same question in the center of their monitors.

There are ten questions in the test paper. Each team member can fill in the answer. If the answer is correct, the system will consider the question complete and delete the question automatically. If it is wrong, the filled content will be automatically cleared, and the question will remain on the test paper, waiting to be filled in again Answer, the team that answers ten questions first wins. If neither team has finished answering, the team that answers more questions correctly wins.

Beckham: "I hate languages...TAT"

I went to bomb the school: "I am a science student."

Weiminghu: "As far as your knowledge base is concerned, it's not important to study literature or science."

Ignorant girl: "Can we finish answering the questions first and then come to group cross talk!"

Before the girl's voice fell, the system had already prompted a question to be answered correctly, and it would be deleted immediately.

Sister Xue Niu continued to delve into the second question——

clean. (Please enter the four-character idiom according to the prompt)

This time, it was Weiminghu who had the quickest mind: "Bright breeze in your sleeves!"

Blowing up the school's brain is not good enough, but the hand speed is sharp, almost typing in seconds.Ding dong, delete the second question.

The speed of the scumbag group is unambiguous, and the gods are not ambiguous. Since they dare to come to Xueba Bookstore, they must not just talk about it, so if there is a God's perspective of the deputy group at this time, then you can see that both sides are dinging. Ding ding down to eliminate the questions, those who know are answering the paper, those who don’t know think it’s love to eliminate every day=_=

The two groups came to the last question almost at the same time——

Exercises between classes. (Please enter the four-character idiom according to the prompt)

It is said that the finale is the finale, and it is the same for this exam. The last question is often the highest and the most difficult.

Weiming Lake: "Exercise between classes? Flying and dancing?"

I'm going to bomb the school: "Bored?"

The ignorant girl: "Like clouds and flowing water?"

Beckham: "Zombies out?"

Friends: "How weird is the fuck in your school!"

The blood cow didn't speak, but in fact, she didn't figure it out yet, and although the things provided by her comrades were incredible, she tried them one by one, and the results were of course all wrong =_=

Tiantuan's side is in trouble, and the gods' side is also uncomfortable. They have entered several times, but nothing has been harvested.

Seeing the time go by every minute and every second, is it possible to draw?

Don't say that the gods are not happy, and the blood cow will not do it either!

Or else there are people in this world who don't have eyesight, and they're on fire, and you call to ask if you want to go out for a drink.

The blood cow stood up from the chair unbearably, because the speed was too fast and the strength was too strong, he directly pulled the earphones off the computer, but how could the blood cow care about these things, and directly scolded: "Wang Hao, if you fucking take someone else If the number makes harassing calls, I will print the numbers of your friends as small advertisements and post them on the telephone poles!!!”

Wang Hao thought that the blood cow would be angry, but he never thought that it would breathe fire. What the hell is going on?

The earphone cable was ripped off, but the built-in microphone of the notebook was still there, so the friends in YY were also confused, because the roar of the blood cow they heard was accompanied by the noise of the earphone being ripped off, that is to say, they only knew that the blood cow was there Angry, but he didn't hear what he was yelling at all.

Weiminghu: "Sister, what's wrong with you, don't be angry, even if you lose, it's okay, just get your points back in the next game."

The ignorant girl also persuaded: "That's right, it's a game, it won't be ha~~ Come on, okay."

The earphones fell off, so the above-mentioned speeches became loud speakers of the notebook.

Wang Hao also seemed to understand: "You're playing a game, so it's no wonder, it's my fault, you go ahead."

The blood cow didn't want to get involved anymore, so he finished his sentence at once: "Mr. Wang Hao, I don't want to have dinner with you, I don't want to go out for a drink with you, I don't want to talk to you, it's best if I don't even remember that I even knew you before." Personal. Am I clear enough?"

There seemed to be a smile on the other end of the phone, but when he really spoke, the smile disappeared without a trace, leaving only a faint coldness: "It's very clear."

This time it was Wang Hao who hung up the phone first.

Thank goodness, the blood cow wants to give him 32 likes, it's so good earlier!

Throwing away the phone, Xue Niu hurried back to the computer, put on the earphones again: "I'm back."

The scumbags like to run around, and considerately didn't go deep into the gossip, after all, they really heard the parallel sentences about what I don't want to do with you.These young people don't understand the emotional world that carries the handle, learning is the kingly way =_=

The system showed that there was still no progress on the other side of the gods. The blood cow took a deep breath, then slowly exhaled, moving its neck back and forth, raising and lowering its arms, just like the health exercises that it did in school, as if this could make the king The bad smell brought by Hao... wait!What are the exercises between classes, stretching exercises, jumping exercises, side exercises...

After the input of the blood ox was completed, there was a ding dong, and the battle ended.

The two teams were automatically expelled from the examination room by the system, and could no longer communicate face to face. However, the gods were not reconciled, and spent money to buy fifty speakers to use in the world, insisting on telling them——

[Xueba] Exercises between classes. (Please enter the four-character idiom according to the prompt) What is the answer! !Don't die with peace! ! !

[Xueba] Exercises between classes. (Please enter the four-character idiom according to the prompt) What is the answer! !Don't die with peace! ! !

Fifty speakers were used, and the players in Quanxueba Bookstore began to wonder, what the hell is the answer!

Xue Niu didn't want to respond to it at first, but seeing that the entire forum was about to set off a movement craze of "answering the answers for the gods and solving doubts for myself", he hurriedly preached and taught——

[Xueba] Blood cows don't eat grass: they can bend and stretch.

……

For a long time after that, Xueba Bookstore has circulated such a motto: You are as far away from Xueba as heaven and earth, and you are very close to Xueba, just a distance away from class exercises.

……

The feeling of being the source of the legend is very good, but it is a pity that the blood cow did not have time to experience it, because before her answer to the god was widely circulated and finally shaped into a legend, to be precise, it was the evening of the day after the battle against the gods. Line up.

Wang Hao retrieved and changed the password with the initial registration information of the account.