Ghost Corps

The interview started harmoniously and amicably, and Jiong conducted it with spirit, and ended with the interviewee being banned from the channel for life.

Afterwards, both Meteor Sata and Wuyue Pavilion expressed that they were not surprised by this, and spoke highly of the deep atmosphere of the head of the ghost costume during most of the interview.The members of the ghost costume group didn't say anything, they just surrounded a nurse in the hall of the legion, and carried out a one-on-one fight, a group of one-on-one.

The dying regiment leader complained tearfully——

[Legion] If you have milk, you are a mother: It was Xiaoniao who said that I can have sex once~~~TAT

[Legion] Becoming a Demon 715: Vice Regiment!

[Legion] Lucky Little Fortune: Sub-Regiment!

[Legion] 2B Fighter: Bird!

[Legion] Crazy Sub: Zombies!

[Legion] Blood cows don't eat grass: Deputy regiment.

[Legion] Polly: Those who are in love, God will forgive^_^

It is rare for the deputy group to act cute once, so the members of the group fulfilled his wish and sent him to see God.

As for the storm caused by this interview on the Huaxia Forum—Tinggui faction and Daogui faction had a heated debate on whether the obscenity is a cancer of the game, or whether the freedom of players is a bad atmosphere or a unique charm...and abuse—— And the popularity of the ghost costume corps has greatly leaped from this, it is a later story.

"Oh, by the way, I, Xiaoniao, Diamond, and Fifth Brother may not be able to go online for the past two days, so you can play on your own first~~" The collective entrepreneurship is no longer a secret.

Becoming a Demon: "Can't be online for a few days? Leader, I will miss you!"

Fang Zheng: "Just think about it casually, don't get too involved~~~~"

Blood Bull: "By the way, the game will update the patch in two days, and it seems that a space-time rift is about to open."

Your sister: "What's that?"

Your uncle: "The game will randomly open a teleportation point at a specific location on the map, through which you can enter other servers."

2B: "There is a time limit. It seems that you can stay on the other server for two hours at most. Of course, if you are killed early, you can go directly to the resurrection point of the server."

Blood Bull: "It seems that rewards will be given for killing people who come from cross-servers or cross-servers."

Madman: "Ah~~~?"

Shemale: "Killer, your voice is trembling."

Polly: "He can't contain the excitement."

Your uncle: "You, the deputy group, are shaking too..."

Shaking back to shaking, Jiang Yang still took the time to send a private chat to Fang Zheng, but this time he didn't bring many unclear things, it was really a concern among friends——

[Private chat] Crazy son: Although there are many potential risks in partnering with a romantic partner, I still wish you a lot of money.

[Private chat] If you have milk, you are a mother: You are my goal!

[Private chat] Crazy son: Yes, it's good to be a local tyrant.

[Private chat] If you have milk, you are a mother: [Show teeth]

[Private chat] Crazy son: How about... I also get a share?

[Private chat] If you have milk, you are a mother: pull it off, don't meddle in it~~

[Private chat] Crazy son: Why?No entrepreneur would think that the investment capital is too much.

[Private chat] If you have milk, you are a mother: I am a small business, so if you don’t have enough money to buy shares, you will be annexed one day =_=

[Private chat] Crazy son: If it is a sin to stab a friend, then I will change it ╮(╯_╰)╭

[Private chat] If you have milk, you are a mother: You are getting more and more cheap...

[Private chat] Crazy son: It is my lifelong pursuit to have the same style as our group.

[Private chat] Crazy son: But the zombie shares always make me feel like you are selling yourself [bad laugh]

[Private chat] If you have milk, you are a mother: You don’t know how happy I am that I can sell it~(≧▽≦)/~

The reason why the leader can become the leader must be that he exudes a certain unique temperament that you have worked hard to catch up but are still far behind. ——"Talent Game Experience Record"

……

It was [-]:[-] p.m. when Lu Yue received the small call, and he was on a blind date.

I don't know how many relatives my mother from N cities has entrusted to find such a local girl. She looks good and has a good job. Although it is a bit straightforward to ask whether there is a house or not, it is not unacceptable. .The turning point happened when the girl's cell phone rang when the first dish was served. The girl flicked the touch screen with her slender fingers, hung up, then smiled and harassed the phone call.

Until all the dishes were served, Lu Yue counted, the girl was harassed nine times.

Later, the girl went to the bathroom and didn't come back. Lu Yue sat there bored, so he swayed to turn on the water.Unexpectedly, the men's and women's toilets were only separated by a wall. Lu Yue stood in front of the urinal and listened to the second half of the live broadcast.

It's not scary for a quiet girl to suddenly become a shrew, but what's scary is the 10 bans on rambunctious content.Lu Yue completely dismissed the idea of ​​long-term development, and after returning home, he began to think about how to get out, but by coincidence, the girl came back from the bathroom [-] minutes later, and Xiaoniao called.

Lu Yue didn't shy away from it, he picked it up in front of the girl, intending to use this as an excuse later, put down the sentence "I'm sorry my brother has something urgent for me" and then flashed away, but Xiaoniao very cooperatively threw it over. Cannonballs, he doesn't need to pretend anymore, just roar the Emperor's Possession——

"What? You're bringing people back tomorrow?"

"What's already settled? This is a partnership business, not a glass ball. Do you want to think about it???"

"I mean you can invest in fixed assets, but I'm just a suggestion, a suggestion! You must conduct a careful and objective feasibility observation..."

"Fuck you, you've finished observing! It's only been a few days! It's not enough to have sex!!!"

"Oh, if the fixed property is converted into money, then... you just let him write a white note??!!!"

"I have to give them a room in the hotel first?! Wait, why the 's"? "

"Three people... Didn't Nima go to find Princess Qiuqiu, why did she become the Qiuqiu Legion——"

As soon as the phone call ended, Lu Yue found that the person on the other side had gone to the sky in the trembling aftertaste of roaring.

After hanging up the phone, Xiaoniao returned to the living room from the balcony, and happily announced to the friends: "I heard that you are coming, my brother is very happy."

Lu Yue tossed and turned, suffered from insomnia for half the night, and then fell asleep in a daze, and it was also a dream that he and Xiaoniao were tricked into bankruptcy.So when I went to pick up the station the next day, I couldn't help telling myself that I must open my eyes wide and pick out the liar's fox tail.

After waiting for about [-] minutes at the exit of the station, Faxiao came out with three foxes.

Some are tall, some are short, some are fat, some are thin, some are handsome, and some are handsome, but the fat fox Princess Qiuqiu is still very eye-catching, so Mr. Lu Yue, who decided to strike first, rushed over pretending to be enthusiastic and grabbed the opponent's fleshy hand : "I'm Lu Yue, Meng Chudong's little boy, you must be Qiu..."

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"Please... It took me a long time to tell me your name in Chudong, and it took me until now to introduce you to my Fang Zheng! It's our first time meeting, so glad to meet you!"

Why does it always feel like there is a blunt turning point=_=

But the head of the group had no time to think about it, because he was in the tension of "meeting a boyfriend friend for the first time", and even smiled restrained and restrained, inexplicably creating a feeling of "quiet youth".

Brother Wu and Diamond looked at each other behind him, and read the same feeling from each other's eyes: don't look at the current leader, because it's scary TAT

Meng Chudong resisted not bending his lips, but he still sympathized with Lu Yue in his heart, and then pulled Brother Wu and Diamond to introduce him to Fa Xiao.

The liars who formed the gang were more upright and calm than expected, which made Lu Yue very uncomfortable, and Diamond was also uncomfortable. After shaking hands with Lu Yue for nearly half a minute, he asked uncertainly: "Where shall we meet?" Pass?"

"..." Lu Yue looked up at the sky at 45 degrees, he was accosted by a man, this troubled life finally fell to the deepest valley TAT

Diamond didn't make a joke, but suddenly took out his mobile phone, found a photo in the photo album, and held it up in front of Lu Yue: "Is this you?"

Fang Zheng and Lu Yue squeezed together in front of the 5.4-inch screen. The photo is a selfie of a couple. The girl is pure and the boy is handsome, both smiling brightly.

"Is that you?" Diamond asked again.

"Yes." As a child, Meng Chudong assisted in the friendship appraisal.

Fifth brother Fang Zheng opened his eyes wide at the same time, looked at the photo, then at the deity, after seeing the deity, and then at the photo...Brother Lu Yue, how many ups and downs have you experienced in these years! !

Finally recovering from the shock, Lu Yue quickly asked, "Why do you have this photo?"

"Xiong Yu is my sister," Diamond took back the phone, and added, "It belongs to the second uncle's family. The year before last, he told me that he had found his destined prince, so he sent me a photo to show off."

Facing the gossiping eyes of his friends, Lu Yue could only use the most concise language to summarize the previous situation: "This is my ex-girlfriend."

Meng Chudong frowned: "Why haven't I seen it?"

Lu Yue: "Obviously we had dinner together!"

Little friend: "...then why divide?"

Lu Yue swallowed his saliva: "You know, it's a very delicate matter whether or not the personality fits..."

Diamond: "He cheated."

Little friend: "Scum."

Lu Yue continued to look up at the blue sky at 45 degrees.

What to do?It's so embarrassing to run into my ex-girlfriend's cousin >_

"However, my sister later married a seafood lover~ Life is not bad~~ My brother-in-law started to engage in aquaculture at the beginning of this year, and the company has hundreds of employees~~~"

This guy must have been sent by his ex-girlfriend to provoke him to revenge =_=

"But the world is really small hahahaha~~~~"

It must be! ! !

……

Inexplicably, an old friend appeared from among the foxes, which made Lu Yue's sense of crisis fade a lot, and after he had a good chat with Fifth Brother later——

"By the way, I still have a Weibo. You can pay attention to it. My partner is a weirdo..."

"Fuck me, I said that when I registered the day before yesterday, my username was taken! Why don't you just give me your username and password, and we'll make jokes together..."

——He completely regarded the trio as his own brothers.

Except for the relationship between Xiong Yun and Lu Yue, which belongs to God, everything else is within Meng Chudong's expectations. He knows Fa Xiao's character best. He looks shrewd and occasionally has some calculations in his heart. Drinking makes you want to be a hot-blooded young man who can roll up his arms and sleeves to follow you. His favorite TV series is "Water Margin", and the cartoon he is now chasing is "One Piece".

Because they were just here for inspection, the three of them didn't bring many things, so Lu Yue drove them directly to the restaurant to wash away the dust.

During the dinner, the little bird quietly asked Lu Yue: "How is it?"

Lu Yue understood, glanced at Fang Zheng again, and answered objectively: "The photo is a basketball, and the real thing is a football."

Bird narrowed his eyes.

Lu Yue quickly added: "But it can be seen that the personality is quite good."

The little bird smiled with satisfaction.

Lu Yue despised the other party a hundred times in his heart, and then he was happy for Meng Chudong.

I once asked Fa Xiao, what kind of man do you like?

The other party thought for a while, be sincere, not frivolous, don't be too noisy, it doesn't matter if you are serious and rigid, just look good, but don't be too fat.

Lu Yue doesn't know how much malice God has unleashed on himself, but he knows one thing, if one day your mate selection criteria are completely clouded by your so-called "true love", then please pay attention quickly, this must be true Yes, true love.