Ghost Corps

The female voice that was walking steadily all the way suddenly changed to a male voice, and everyone recovered from their boredom.Yizui had already clicked on option B quickly, and saw the coal monster suddenly soaring into the air, and when it reached the highest point, it blew itself up brazenly with great sacrifice spirit. In an instant, fireworks lit up the entire alleyway, and the stones, mud and water disappeared, and the small door opened. Slowly opening, a new world begins to beckon to the players...

"Enter now?" Yizui asked for everyone's opinions.

Big H: "Take a break, I'm quite tired."

Fangzheng Black Line: "Blood Bull is responsible for the answers, and Yizui is responsible for the answers. Brother Honda, what useful work did you do just now?"

Big H: "I'm responsible for the tension! Just ask how many people cut out to play Landlords just now? It's just me, and let the spirit be with you all wholeheartedly!"

"Pull it down," Xiao Bailong complained, "The girl answered nine of the ten questions. What's the matter, is it your spiritual body that gave the answer in the ear?"

Big H: "Give me a break, too. Is the girl from your family? What are you doing with someone trained in a ghost costume!"

Ever since Dajian and Vivienne retired and forgot in the rivers and lakes together, Big H and Little Bailong have been closely linked.Those who were left behind by the ruthless and unrighteous, and stayed in their place sadly, not to mention crying, should also be attracted by the desolation of the degenerate people in the end of the world, but, looking at the top of China, the deputy group Can the mysterious organization be guessed according to common sense? !

There is no time for the big sword to play cheap together, the big H is lovesick, and the disaster Vivienne is still far away, full of depression and nowhere to go, I can only turn to Xiaobailong——My wife can’t stand it, you failed master guys!

In the days when he left Vivienne, Xiao Bailong couldn't sleep alone, the adulterer absconded with his tail between his swords, and his green hat couldn't be removed, so he could only throw it in the face of the big H. You Ximenqing, your whole regiment is Ximenqing!

Thus, the two became enemies.

Meeting by chance in the city, if you don’t spit at each other, you’ll be sorry for brushing your teeth every day. Meeting in the wild, if you don’t fight for a few rounds, you’ll be in vain. "Contact feelings".

However, there are always ignorant comrades who destroy the pink atmosphere——

Zeng Xiaoxian: "Okay, if you want to say which of the two of you answered the last question, it's justifiable to pinch. If you don't answer a question, pinch the hair."

One sentence aroused everyone's curiosity, and I just thought about the joy of clearing the customs, but I forgot about it.

"That's right, which brother answered the last question just now, it's really a face to the man."

2B stood up shyly: "Hey, I'm not talented, I'm right here, fighter."

Yue Manbu: "Damn, it's a ghost costume again!"

Saibei Rouge: "Leader, I have a deep sense of collective shame..."

Big H: "How many times have you told me to call me the deputy team!"

People block and kill: "2B, you can give your full name~~"

2B: "Get out."

Hu Yifei: "Can I not get out?"

2B: "Of course, of course, I said him, for you, this is definitely my door often..."

Hu Yifei: "Actually, the last question, the knowledge points of the test are very subtle."

2B: "You'd better go with that guy just now..."

Your sister: "Yo, fighter, your reflex arc is not long this time."

2B: "You let Yizui kneel on the keyboard a few times, and his reflex arc against specific events is guaranteed to be good."

Marilyn Mengping: "Wait, 2B and the blood cow are also a couple?"

2B: "She is my wife, do you have any objections?"

Mengping didn't, at most she fell into the same sense of despair as the majority of male comrades in arms, "the only buddy who answered the question correctly was trained by a blood cow", but some people did.

Blood Cow: "Supplements, Two-dimensional."

2B frowned slightly, vaguely feeling something was wrong, but couldn't say it out.Not long after he met Xueniu, he called his wife and daughter-in-law. Except for the other party's insincerity, he basically acquiesced later, and treated him as a respectful guest. The whole group regarded them as very good. It's really good, fighting monsters together, leveling up together, discussing tasks together, and occasionally finding a map to learn from each other behind the back of comrades in arms, but this kind of good, to a certain extent, is alienated and safe.He has Xue Niu's cell phone number, but he can count the number of text messages on one hand. He has Xue Niu's training, but so far the chat history has not exceeded five pages. There is no pressure a hundred times, but instinctively does not involve the third dimension.At first, he was worried about what to do if the blood cow really wanted to develop with him in the third dimension, because he had no such preparation or plan, but later he found that he was overwhelmed, and the blood cow never crossed that line.The two flirt and flirt in the game to be a sweet couple. They accept all the teasing from the comrades-in-arms of the legion, but keep their distance tacitly. This is a kind of tacit understanding.

Wait a minute, he seems to know what's wrong.

The so-called tacit understanding means that there is never any need for extra words. From the time of knowing each other until now, the two of them have not really spread out to discuss the difference between the game and reality. It doesn't matter if they understand or misunderstand. Both of them are very mature social people, and they are both happy for the game in essence, so there is no need to create side effects.But just now, for the first time, Xueniu added a comment—Two-dimensional.

Emphasizing for no reason that everyone knows that others don't need to be clear and it will be more troublesome is a woman's patent. Sometimes it is for acting like a baby, and sometimes it is pure willfulness, but the above-mentioned behaviors should be insulated from blood cattle, so 2B Suddenly it feels weird.

The onlookers are still joking, "See, Two-dimensional, people don't plan to come with you for real", or "The road is long and the road is long, the small machine has to work hard~~", 2B has an impulsive thought I sent a private chat to Xue Niu to ask for clarification, but suddenly I heard Xue Niu replying to those jokes: "At least one answer is correct, as a man, it is not too much of a failure."

Consistently calm, consistent, sturdy =_=

The comrades who were classified as "failed men" hid in the corner and licked their wounds. Instead of jumping around, 2B deleted the words that had already been typed, cut off the private chat channel, and sent a funny haha ​​in the team channel Laugh emoticon.

——Finding the truth is risky. If you are not ready to take it, don't get to the bottom of it.

Three to five minutes later, a group of people finished their rest, and under the leadership of Yi Zui, they filed in through the open small door.

There is still an alleyway inside the door, but it is much wider than before. There is no need for 30 people to walk in a snake shape. When they are closely united, they no longer run around. At first glance, they seem to be chaotic, but if you look closely, Yizui is still in front, and has not been offside by any comrades in arms.

Rough rails are laid on the uneven ground, and the rails extend inward along with the roadway, still stretching to an unknown dark distance.A group of people walked for about 2 minutes, and a broken wooden mine cart came into view.I saw it lying crookedly on the track, as if it had been abandoned for a hundred years. Where the bell should have been hung on the front of the car, there was only a length of hemp rope, and a blood-stained mountaineering pick was hooked to it.

[Team] Big H: Why are you staring blankly when you're drunk? It's obviously a prop, pick it up.

[Team] Buddha blocks and kills Buddha: Sub-team, why did you suddenly type...

[Team] Big H: In such a feeling environment, talking too much will destroy the atmosphere~~

[Team] Saibei Rouge: Where is it, how bloody, violent, and terrifying~~~~>_

[Team] People block and kill: Your expression and wavy lines are the scariest, right? =_=

"Once drunk, let's pick it up," Xiaoniao suddenly said, calmly and without any ups and downs, bringing another piece of coolness to the crowd in this ecstasy environment, "What should come can't be avoided."

"And something really happened, it proves that we are one step closer to our goal~~" The leader of the ghost costume thoughtfully continued, "Come on, don't be afraid, follow my rhythm, left foot, right foot, left foot, right foot... ..."

[Team] Get drunk: [Middle finger]

Top of Mount Tai: "Damn it, the head scolded me hahahaha!"

Huoyun Cthulhu: "Sure enough, a man doesn't need an image after he gets married..."

Your sister: "Where did you get that cute expression when you were drunk? Patches? Hurry up and send me a set!"

Big H: "When you get drunk, hurry up and save your daughter-in-law's aesthetic..."

[System] Become a demon after 715 refinements [-] get a climbing pick.

The nonsense stopped abruptly, and YY became quiet.

The comrades-in-arms held their breath, waiting for the coming unknown disaster.

one second.

two seconds.

ten seconds.

30 seconds.

The minecart was still there, nothing had changed in the world.

"That," 438's voice was extraordinarily crisp in the silent YY, "I see you've been trying to pick it up, but... anyway, it's an item, it's the same in everyone's hands."

Although logically speaking, 438 is somewhat overreaching. After all, Yizui is the nominal team leader now, but since he is the team leader, he must protect his own team members: "Good job, improving efficiency, everyone is responsible. Cough, let me give it to you." Let me introduce to you, the chief demon refiner of our group, who is hard-working by nature and hardworking in refining demons, never misses every opportunity to collect monsters. Although there are occasional sacrifices, he also gains a lot. At the same time, he likes to gather herbs and squeeze All the things that grow in the ground, wherever they go, no grass will rise again, above, please give me your advice."

Seeing that no accident happened, the relieved comrades breathed a sigh of relief.

However, I still have some complaints about 438's unauthorized actions. Although I was drunk and didn't say anything, this is a book that requires the unity and cooperation of 30 people. If no one plays cards according to the command, it may be safe nine times out of ten. Come on. Then once, the group may be wiped out.

Ye Luo Chang'an's gentle reminder can represent the opinions of his comrades: "Next time, let Yizui come. After all, there are so many people who want to stand out, so it's easy to mess up."

438 really doesn't have any desire for power, it's purely owed, so at this moment, he is completely silent and accepts it humbly.

Your uncle was a little embarrassed for 438, so in order to liven up the atmosphere, he had nothing to say: "I don't know who designed this dungeon. If there is no one, it's just a quiz to pick up props, which makes me think I'm playing solution Mystery and fantasy games..."

"Grass!"

The uniform slogan cut off your uncle's unspoken "what", because [-] comrades including your uncle, although they are distributed in different provinces of China, at the same moment, the screen went black!

Everyone thought that they were the only ones who had been tricked. The first reaction was that the monitor plug was loose. It wasn't until they heard the national curse from their comrades in their ears that they realized it was unusual...

"My screen is black! What about you!"

"Me too!"

"Server crashed?"

"No, the status bar is still there, and you can see the health bar clearly!"

"Kanima's map is black, what the hell is this?!"

"Maybe let us go forward by feeling."

"God, please let the stupid design of the game penetrate China, Amen."

"Fuck me! I'm bleeding! What's going on——"

"what?"

"Me too! Shit, there's something strange!!!"

Although you can't see your fingers on the map, the status bar of the team members clearly shows that everyone is losing blood in a patchwork manner!

Fang Zheng hurriedly joined the group, not knowing who was around, anyway, anyone within the range could make up a couple of mouthfuls.Unexpectedly, just after he released his skills, he wiped off a section of blood!Apparently something had attacked him!Where is the konyma monster?In the four directions of front, back, left, and right, his skills can only walk in a straight line, and cannot draw circles, dear!

No time to think about it, Fang Zheng quickly manipulated the mouse to randomly click on the pure black screen. After a few clicks, a status bar other than his teammates suddenly appeared on the screen. It was a strange health bar!Apparently he has picked a mob!Apart from anything else, Fang Zheng raising his hand is a five-animal show!It wasn't a high-destructive skill that only emptied one-fifth of the mob's health, but Fang Zheng immediately chanted the big move, the Red Lotus Holy Flame!

This time the monster has no chance to escape, the health bar is directly emptied, and the battle information shows that Fang Zheng has gained experience, but there is no hope for picking up corpses or something. It’s not that it’s difficult to pick up in the dark.But the point is, Nima has no time at all!Fang Zheng even glanced at the little monster's health bar to check if it was a vacuum, but his own health bar was almost empty. He ran around like a headless chicken, hoping to avoid the attack and replenish blood at the same time.

However, this is suffering for the comrades who have no milk——

"I said nurse, what are you doing! I'm going to die!"

"Come here, I don't want C, A is fine, give me a sip quickly, my red medicine is on CD!!"

"I'm dead, I hate you on the top of Mount Tai!"

"Fuck, I'm not the only one traveling doctor!"

"But you said you wanted to breastfeed me for the rest of your life!"

"..."

"How many monsters are there? I'm making group moves one after another. Lan can't stand it anymore!"

"Don't use groups all the time, if you choose mobs, change to single attack."

"But Nima Buqun always has other monsters beating me, the blood can't stand it!"

"It's fortunate that the system can't attack teammates by default, otherwise our map would be bombarded with corpses everywhere."

"It's not getting any better now, brother!"

Chaos is always a taboo in land reclamation.The reason why you are afraid of OTs when fighting bosses is because when monsters stop attacking Ts all the time, you can no longer control the law and rhythm. It is good to kill one or two people. If you are not careful, the group will be wiped out.The same thing will happen when mobs are cleared one by one. Although it is slow, it is safe. Of course, a team with good skills can pull several mobs at a time, which is efficient, but that is in the familiar dungeon. If it is the same as this time that you don't know much about dungeons, and you don't care about the pursuit of efficiency, it is a typical brain flood.

The joint team didn't have water in their heads, but the brutal game designer couldn't help pouring water into it with a water gun.

No one knows when the melee will end, because the map is still pitch black, and you can only judge by the fact that your blood is no longer falling down, it should be clear.

But the premise of being able to make this kind of judgment is that you still have blood in your blood bar. Unfortunately, most of your comrades-in-arms have lost this prerequisite.

"The team was not forced to send out the dungeon. There should be some people alive. Please count the survivors." Fangxiu was a little disappointed when he was drunk, because as the team leader, he did not persevere to the end.He died in the middle and late stages of the melee. In fact, he had died twice before that, but he was revived by some wandering medical comrades. No one paid him any attention.

Hu Yifei’s 12138 voice can only be in two states, chicken blood, or lazy. The former is mostly used when asking gossip, making the parties feel like they are being shot by machine guns, and the latter is mostly used when oppressing members of the group, making you want to lie down and show your belly in an instant. Say cheaply, "Queen, please step on it!"

But now, she is very lazy, and the simple four Chinese characters and five numbers seem to contain the profound breath of "raising a man is worse than raising a dog": "Hu Yifei 12138~one."

"It's okay, it's another girl!" This wailing was full of the despair of the end of the world.

Sprinkling salt on the wound is the favorite thing for the leader of the Love to Die group: "It really can't do it~ It's better to bring a few more babies with more than [-] men~~"

The comrades who rushed to the street used to have breath in their souls, floating weakly, but now their souls are scattered and they are completely dead.

After waiting for a long time, the person who didn't wait to report the number, got drunk and wondered: "Only 12138? No more?"

After a long time, an old man's son's voice appeared: "Here, crazy guy..."

Xiao Bailong: "Why did you report it?"

Zeng Xiaoxian: "I don't want to admit that I am number two, hahaha!"

Jiang Yang let go of the mouse, left the keyboard, lit a cigarette, took a puff, raised his head slightly, and spit out a few faint smoke rings... You gang of bad guys are going to die TAT

After the crazy two, no one really counted anymore.

Now the whole team is down to the bottom, the survivors are a pharmacist and a killer, and they can't revive their teammates. Of course, the two of them can leave their comrades and join hands to continue to move forward, but according to the BT level of this book... I wish you a good journey [Candle]

Marilyn Mengping: "I said, are we...really annihilated?"

"You still need to ask this kind of question now?" Big H sighed, "You are really a picture."

When people are rushing to the street, their thoughts are always very clear. For example, Xiao Bailong: "Who said this just now? Isn't it strange? Can you say this nonsense!"

In fact, you can talk nonsense, except for one——

"I'm sorry, I just want to ease the awkward atmosphere..." Your uncle was so wronged, he zipped his mouth shut from the next book, for fear of making a mistake, who knows that sometimes there must be TAT in life, which cannot be avoided

The leader of the ghost costume took a deep breath, one sheep is also chased, and two sheep are also released. They are both members of the regiment, and they must be protected under his warm wings...

"Master, don't blame yourself. True warriors dare to face the bleak life. This is the training of the dungeon god. It just happened to choose you to be the executor. Touch. Cough, let me introduce this one, lucky little blessing Hand, the original ID is your uncle, sharp consciousness, excellent operation... Well, proficiency, is a treasure that our regiment has absorbed in the Jinghuashuiyue server. There are occasional accidental injuries, but they are still the backbone of our regiment! Above, please give us your advice.”

Meteor Sata's comrades-in-arms have tears in their eyes, how shameless it is to boast TAT

The history of blood and tears on the cross-server PK is like yesterday, so clear and profound. They thought that time has passed and the ghost suit should no longer be a pit. Who would have thought that these goods dug deeper and deeper, and now it has become a well. Countless virgins!

The old people in the Wuyue Pavilion and the ghost costume who went down the sky garden together were also silent, and achieved a certain resonance with Meteor Sada at the soul level.

Only the naive new friends are left, because they don't understand, so there is still a glimmer of hope——

"A top student! A herb collector! A crow's mouth! Are you a sorority of strange flowers!"

"Please remove it," Yizui tried his best to help solve the confusion, "and also a PK maniac who was once wanted by the whole server and a wretched leader who has no limits."

Fang Zheng: "That..."

Yizui: "Why, my summary is wrong?"

Fang Zheng: "No, it's just not comprehensive enough..."

Just as he was talking, the alleyway suddenly lit up!

The comrades who were accustomed to the pitch-black screen in front of the computer squinted their eyes, and it took several seconds to get used to it again.

"I rub it, this one is really bright, it seems that it is not useless!"

I saw a ball of fire suddenly appearing on the head of the madman. Obviously, the light and shadow released by the skills were annihilated in the dark setting, and there was no trace of light, but the fire danced clearly and powerfully on the head of the madman, lighting up. The laneway lights up the world, and also lights up the eyes of comrades in arms!

Those pairs of eyes first reflected fire light, and slowly, that fire light turned into countless swaying $$$$$...

[Flame of Mount Kanas]

mall headgear

Equipment price: 280RMB.

Equipment effect: good looking.

Yes, I didn't summarize it comprehensively. There is also a local tyrant, who hides deeply, a local tyrant.

When the student party was drunk, he let go of the mouse, left the keyboard, looked far away, and quietly looked at the starry sky outside the dormitory window. The future of a man is the vast sea. He was trying to paddle to the ideal shore, but bumped into an oil field exploited by others on the way.

The author has something to say:

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[Flower Arrangement Theater]

Yizui: How did you train the team members so professionally? Please teach me!

Fang Zheng: The training is just a wash of skill points, it’s not a cure for the symptoms.

Yizui: What is that book?

Fang Zheng: From the moment they were born, their related talent points were already full.I don't produce superheroes, I'm just a porter of different dimensions.

Drunk: =_=