Ghost Corps

Fang Zheng never thought that he would see Jiang Yang for the second time in his lifetime, let alone sit and eat together again.But the fact is that he did meet, ate dinner, and had an incredible conversation.

Who was that fat man who secretly felt sad when he saw the light of his death more than two months ago?

Ghost remembers.

Because he treats the lunatic and Diamond Five as equals, the head of the meal performed very well, he ate and drank all the food, and felt comfortable. After a few cups of yellow soup, he let out the fact that Fifth Brother and Diamond lived in his own house. .Jiang Yang was a little depressed at first, because Fang Zheng was more relaxed than he imagined.That's how people are, it's not rare to get something easily, but you don't feel happy until you lose it.On the way back from a business trip, I decided to transfer here again because of the same thought. Although I know that the other party and Xiaoniao are not clear in the game, but who can say what is going on in reality? all simple.Who knew that he accidentally heard the even more explosive one, that the other party recruited Brother Wu and Diamond to do business together!Now Jiang Yang didn't have to think about how to find excuses to spend more time with the other party without looking awkward, and set off directly to the scene to watch the excitement.

For the first half of the way home, the two sat in the taxi and didn't talk much.

Fang Zheng knew that he was a little drunk, so he looked at the open car window and hoped that the evening wind would blow away some of the smell of alcohol. Jiang Yang finally calmed down and began to seriously look at the guy with the back of his head facing him.

As for the second half, Fang Zhengjiu was almost sober, and started the necessary part of the old man's party - bragging B.The fact that the horoscope has not yet been written off made him outline magnificently. Those who don't know the truth may really think that this master in front of him is about to monopolize the game leveling industry.Jiang Yang finally endured until he finished speaking, and then asked the question that he had cared about all night: "Have you lost weight?"

Fang Zheng was pleasantly surprised: "Did you see it?"

"If you don't wear this jacket, I will find out sooner." Jiang Yang originally made up his mind not to complain, and to leave a good memory for the second side of each other, but the khaki jacket in front of him is too lethal , directly crushed the fragile hearts of the audience, "Did you pick up clothes with your eyes closed before you went out!"

Fang Zheng disagreed with this statement: "When I get home later, I will show you what I wore to pick up Brother Wu Diamond and them that day, and you will know how high-end and western it is."

Jiang Yang couldn't think of anything more ferocious than a jacket that had no shape at all but could set off his figure into a perfect circle, so he looked forward to the pick-up suit even more.

OK, the clothes are over for now.

Then there's the hair.

"Did you blow this look on purpose, or did you encounter a tornado on the road?"

"What do you know, this is called natural beauty~~~"

OK, those shoes.

"Your Converse is white, right? To be conservative, you have to brush it at least [-] times."

"I just like this nostalgic feeling of yellow in white~~~"

What else can Jiang Yang say, that you were not like this when we met for the first time, you looked much better that day?There is no need for the other party to reply to these words, just asking out is boring enough.

The closer to home, the more Fang Zheng looked forward to it, and when he walked into the corridor, the anticipation turned into excitement.Firstly, I wanted to quickly see the unexpected expressions of Diamond and Fifth Brother. The comrades-in-arms who only heard their voices on the Internet suddenly became three-dimensional without any psychological preparation, which would definitely scare them. The family has not been so lively in many years, and the excitement is not fake, just like these friends, even if they are separated by network cables and optical fibers, they are really there, and they have real feelings.

As expected, Diamond and Fifth Brother were playing computer games in the living room. "Happy Family" flashed in Fang Zheng's head. Maggie Cheung stood in front of Zhou Xingchi's room and asked him: Was he surprised or surprised?

So Fang Zheng took pictures of cats and tigers.

But the expressions of Diamond and Fifth Brother are not much better than Zhou Xingchi.

And strangely, they all turned their heads to the same place.

Fang Zheng looked over with them, and two seconds later, he met the third person in the living room.

Still holding the mouse and facing the computer, but this time it is not a side view, and the eyes are looking at me, shining like the brightest star in the night sky.Then, the star turned into a crescent moon, and the tiger teeth exposed in the smile looked like a mad swordsman's one-shot death, no, it was even more powerful than that, because the trigger rate of this second man was 100%.

"Very surprising, very surprising."

At the last moment when he was about to hit the street, Fang Zheng heard the voice of the other party. It wasn't YY, it wasn't a phone call, and it wasn't across thousands of rivers and mountains. That guy was actually sitting in front of him, sitting in the dilapidated living room of his home, like a man who fell from the sky. God, people forget even the joy, only the trance floating on the clouds...

"Do you think he can understand what zombies mean?" Brother Wu leaned closer to Diamond and whispered.

Diamond took a closer look at the illusory pink bubbles around the leader's body: "I think he might not even hear what the zombie said."

"It's lively enough." Jiang Yang smiled and passed Fang Zheng, walked forward and looked around, "The leader said that there are two comrades in arms at home, this number is not right."

Ma Jianfeng was the closest to Jiang Yang, and he was the first to stand up and shake hands with him: "Five Brothers Trading Square."

"Crazy."

Xiong Yun also stood up and walked over: "Diamond."

Jiang Yang didn't need to introduce himself again, so he joked: "You are more beautiful than diamonds."

Then, there was only one person left.

Ever since he entered the door, Jiang Yang felt that this person looked at him with unfriendly eyes, and of course it was not vicious, but it was faint, but there was a bit of coldness in it, a little scrutiny and speculation, which made people uncomfortable up.

And now, that guy didn't intend to get up, just sat there, put away the canine teeth of the fat man beside Shan Bian, and said in a polite but indifferent voice, "Polly."

When Jiang Yang heard the name, he was stunned for a moment, and then he saw the backpack at the other party's feet, as well as Diamond and Fifth Brother, who were all wearing home clothes, but he was the only one wearing a jacket. Turning his head, he probably understood the situation.

Fang Zheng's brain definitely does not exist the possibility that there are three people in the house but he insists on deceiving himself that there are two, so it is obvious that this is another person who wants to create surprises, just like himself at the beginning.

It's just that I don't know if there is a big gap between the photo and the real thing, and I don't know if Xiaoniao is satisfied or forced to smile.

A slightly mean thought flashed through his mind, and Jiang Yang felt that he was a little dark, and subconsciously looked at Fang Zheng with guilt and guilt, but unexpectedly the other party was also looking at him.The small eyes on Dayuan's face were sad and sad, as if they were about to shed tears in the next second.

Jiang Yang felt his scalp go numb for a moment, and just as he was about to ask you what you want to do, the other party opened his mouth first, but the voice was too low, Jiang Yang could only feel the grievances on his face, so he had to ask in a low voice, "What are you talking about?"

Finally, I heard the angry voice clearly: "Is the jacket really ugly..."

Jiang Yang sighed and nodded slightly.

"What about the hair..."

Jiang Yang closed his eyes in pain and nodded again.

"The shoes..."

Jiang Yang silently turned his face away.

The great distress finally dragged the leader out of the nympho bubble, landed again, and kept his feet on the ground...What the hell is going on!Create surprises with life! !No one told him that today was the first time meeting a boyfriend! ! !In addition to the khaki jacket, he also has a lot of clothes that are very thin, Fasion and not killing Matt! ! !All of them were pinched by Empress Nuwa herself, and he was the only one who gave it away as a phone fee, so it must be so! ! ! !

Let him die TAT

Fifth Brother sighed, and quietly approached Diamond: "Finally, I have come to my senses."

Diamond took a closer look at the countless little angels around the group leader who were grabbing their hair: "I think he may have missed the point..."

If Xiaoniao was still debating whether to cut the fat man's stomach or the butt first with the knife that was sharpened in his heart, now he put down the butcher knife and became a Buddha immediately.It's just that this Buddha is a flower monk, and he began to think about whether to kiss his face first or kiss his mouth first when he dragged his head to a place where no one was around.

"It's pretty," Meng Chudong didn't want to be happy, but the corners of his mouth couldn't help but rise, "Don't cry."

Fang Zheng 囧: "Which eye of yours saw me cry!"

"Mind eyes."

"..."

Yes, his boyfriend is a great god TAT who has a heart and a means and arranges invisible monitors all over the world

"I didn't know you were coming."

"I believe."

"I really have clothes that look better than this one. If you clear your cache, you'll pretend you haven't seen me. I'll go back to the house and change into a handsome one. It will be done in minutes!"

"handsome?"

"……Relatively speaking."

Brother Wu and Diamond looked at each other in dismay, recalling the Diaoyu Island cultural shirt that day, and finally had a clear understanding of their position in the head of the team.

It stands to reason that the young couple is flirting, and others should not watch, but the living room is really small, with five old men stuffed in, the density is no less than that of the Beijing subway.Seeing that the two of them were about to heat up, finally there was such a considerate suggestion as Diamond: "Do you think we should go out for a stroll or you two should go out and find a beautiful place to learn more about?"

To be honest, Fang Zheng has always been happy since seeing the little bird, even if he is so nervous that the main theme is also happy, there is no room for anything else in his head except the sound of gongs and drums and the sound of firecrackers.He didn't even think about holding hands, so he let someone hint to open the room in one step, so he stood there, not blushing, but blushing all over. Saw a bottle of human-shaped ketchup.

Meng Chudong really wanted to be that shameless person, if there weren't so many shameless eyes around him.

"It's past six o'clock," the deputy group suddenly took out the phone, shaking the time on the screen saver, "I remember that tonight..."

"Fuck!" Brother Wu slapped his thigh, "We have set a meeting at seven o'clock and continue to scan the map of the Central Plains!"

Jiang Yang was puzzled: "What map?"

Diamond: "Level 70 mission map, I don't know, I'll keep you absent!"

Jiang Yang: "Have you found out the level [-] mission?!"

Diamond: "Not yet, but the location is probably locked, so we need a carpet search~~"

Jiang Yang: "Shit, I don't have Huaxia in my business book!"

Fifth Brother: "Then you're done. With the broken internet speed, you have to download it until your next life."

Meng Chudong: "I have it, but I can't log in."

Diamond: "Internet connection?"

Meng Chudong: "It's time to fight the landlord."

diamond:"……"

Once upon a time, Fang Zheng saw a discussion post on a gay forum with the topic "What should I do when I meet my boyfriend who has been dating for a long time online for the first time".The replies below are varied, ranging from the unrestrained group of "let's go to the hotel!", the romantic group of "sit in the park", the wretched group of "watching movies and touching each other in the dark", and the group of "promoting long talks to deepen three-dimensional understanding" serious school.Fang Zheng has always thought of himself as a middle school between romantic and obscene, but today, the cruel reality told him——

Son, you belong to the 2B youth faction of "organize a group to go to the Internet cafe to brush the map (⊙o⊙)".

……

Five elders came out in a file. The corridor of the Tongzilou was very narrow. Brother Wu walked in the front, followed by Diamond, Jiang Yang, and Meng Chudong.Fang Zheng stayed at the end because he had to lock the door. How could he know that today's anti-theft door was drafted, and the key was stuck inside for a long time, and he couldn't turn it on for a long time. Just when he was about to sweat, a hand stretched out from behind, Slapped his claws off, then withdrew the key a little bit, turned it to the right, click!Locked.

Fang Zheng turned around and looked at Meng Chudong in despair: "Is there anything in this world that you don't know..."

Meng Chudong nodded: "I didn't know you liked khaki."

Fang Zheng wanted to cry: "Can we stop talking about that..."

"I didn't know you were quite attractive."

"..."

The light in the corridor was very dark, but Meng Chudong's eyes were bright.

Fang Zheng stared at him quietly for a long time, and finally made sure that the other party was not joking.

This is not bad, so I quickly raised my watch and said, "I have nothing to do with them! It's pure friendship!"

Meng Chudong twitched the corner of his mouth: "I'm angry."

Fang Zheng died in a hurry: "Dizzy, you don't look at my image and temperament, I just want to cheat on me and..."

The latter words were blocked.

This kiss came suddenly and ended quickly, like a drop of water under the scorching sun, it evaporated without a trace as soon as it landed.

Meng Chudong was still standing there, as if he had never been close at all.

Fang Zheng touched his lips with his hand in a daze, but the touch was still dry.

Then he heard Meng Chudong happily announce: "I'm not angry now."