Ghost Corps

23:[-] Beijing time, the most golden time of the day, all high-quality TV dramas will be stuck at this time, and the number of online games will reach its peak at this time...However, if you are from the perspective of God, you will find Even in a certain server during the prime time, there are only [-] online users, twelve of them have been motionless for more than five hours, commonly known as hanging up, and the other three are marketing accounts, and the two players on Nanjing Road are actually stolen accounts. And what comes out can't be resold - the area is heartbreakingly depressed.In the end, there was only one temporary team left, and they finally did something serious that belonged to the players.

Buried Bones Village, the entrance to the copy of Xiangxi Corpse King Tribe.

[Team] If you have milk, you are a mother: Are you ready?

[Team] Your uncle: Yes.

[Team] Shemale's Blessing: Yes.

[Team] Becoming a Demon 438: Yes.

[Team] Crazy: What do you plan to do with the watch as a group?

Polly never answered such meaningless questions. Fang Zheng was used to it, so she clicked to enter the copy naturally after seeing the killer's reply.

In front of the computer at the other end of the optical fiber, Xiaoniao Jun, who had just lit the cigarette and only had time to type the keyboard twice, watched the game screen freeze and read the text, while silently deleting en in the input method box.

The sky in Bone Village is always gloomy. Fang Zheng adjusted the sound effect to a moderate level, as if a cold wind was blowing against the scalp.The village is very quiet, it looks like it has been deserted for a long time, the weeds are blown to this side by the wind, and occasionally human bones are scattered in the grass.

Although there is a milk, a mother is the captain, but in the book, it is an eternal law that T leads the battle, but there are no blood warriors or mad swordsmen in their team, and your uncle and 438 are both crispy legal systems. The rest of the crazy ones can stand up - of course, the premise is that he has to change to a more balanced set of equipment, not Deser's set of output equipment that gave up all defense power.

What, and Polly?

Well, the defense of zombies is also possible, but what if you can't survive?Then he was as solid as a rock, and then the whole team sat and waited for 10 minutes...

The crazy guy didn't disappoint the whole team. He carried several sets of equipment with different attributes, and he didn't know how many boxes he spent to expand the package. Return your fashion week.

Soon the group reached the end of the Bone Village, and two paths appeared in front of them.One is facing west, and it seems to have no end in the distance, and the other is facing east, and the mass graves in the distance can be vaguely seen.In fact, anyone who has been to the corpse king's tribe knows that these two roads lead to the same goal. They both go to the mass grave to fight the first small boss, but one is close and the other is far.

Crazy people naturally choose the shortcut to the east.

A group of people had no objection and followed suit.

The so-called shortcut also has certain risks. As a game developer, if the dungeon is too ordinary, he will be embarrassed to test it publicly, so this shortcut also has a special existence-Uncle Wang.

Uncle Wang's log cabin is located in the eastern wilderness. This is an infatuated and good man who has guarded the grave of his dead wife for thirty years. He has only three hobbies in his life-going to the grave, drinking, and smoking.According to the player's summary, Uncle Wang likes to drink some wine facing the sunset after visiting the grave. When he is a little drunk, he moves a small bench and sits on the side of the road, smoking a cigarette, reminiscing about the past, and waiting for the player.And once the player meets it, it means sorry, this way doesn't work.

Of course, you can also choose to fight with Uncle Wang, but so far I haven't heard of any team that has overthrown Uncle Wang.There is no other reason, the uncle's runaway skill is to summon his dead wife, and when that sturdy aunt came out, it was like an atomic bomb exploded in a group of [-] meters in seconds.Some players once complained that this is a BUG, ​​but the game company replied sincerely - dear, a game without BUG is incomplete.

The six of them were progressing smoothly, and when they were almost halfway there, someone spoke——

[Team] Your uncle: I wonder if I can meet Uncle Wang this time.

Kites black line.

[Team] Whoever has milk is a mother: Do you still want to meet?

[Team] Your uncle: The key is that I have not seen it for so many times, what a pity.

[Team] Shemale’s Blessing: Normal, 80% of the time he is visiting the grave, 15% of the time is drinking, and only 5% of the time is sitting on the side of the road. It’s not bad if you can meet him once in the next [-] times.

[Team] Hundred Refinements Become a Demon 438: Where did you get the data, is he a relative of your family =_=

[Team] The Blessing of Shemale: Baidu is more reliable than relatives ╮(╯_╰)╭

[Team] Becoming a Demon 438: ...

Fang Zheng wasn't sure if what the ladyboy said was right, but based on his experience, Uncle Wang really seldom showed up.So he almost forgot that melancholy figure smoking a pipe in the afterglow...

[Team] Crazy guy: Fuck!

Very good, the system thoughtfully helped him review =_=

[Team] Shemale's Blessing: I told you not to whisper behind your back! !

[Team] Your uncle: When did you say that! !

[Team] Become a Demon 438: Stop arguing, what should we do now?

[Team] If you have milk, you are a mother: what else can I do, withdraw!

[Team] Your uncle: Well, this is the first time I see you, can you go over and take a photo...

[Team] If you have a milk, you are a mother: You can just give him a sequel!

[Team] Your uncle: TAT

Fang Zheng is not guilty, because in his opinion, Uncle Wang was uttered by your crow's mouth... Damn, is this a tongue twister!

Walking halfway in vain, the six of them returned to the original point not long after.

Now it’s impossible not to choose the long road, but to be honest, everyone really doesn’t want to choose.

It's not just a matter of distance, but compared to the east road, which is smooth as long as Uncle Wang doesn't come out, the west road is definitely purgatory.Aside from all kinds of strange zombies, there is a hard and fast rule on this road—the corpses must be driven out.

The so-called hustle means that a group of people line up in a single file. Except for the leader who walks in front, the next five people follow automatically by default, that is, wherever No.1 goes, the queue will follow.In the state of chasing corpses, all hatred will be transferred to the follower, which means that all mobs encountered along the way will only attack the leader, even if it encounters high damage from other people, as long as the leader does not die, it will be loyal two.At the same time, the state of driving corpses forces the team leader to be unable to attack, that is to say, even if the team leader is scratched by the zombies and becomes red and red, he can only endure it, and at the same time use his mental strength to urge the teammates behind him to kill this thing quickly.

In short, West Road has high requirements for the team leader and team arrangement. The team leader must attract as few or as few monsters as possible, and the team arrangement must ensure that everyone can perform effective attacks when the monsters attack the team leader.After all, you can't move your position even if you are fighting in the following state, so if the monster is not in the attack range, then you are useless even if you are dying.

[Team] Polly: This road is not easy.On YY, 4876XXX.

As soon as the group stood at the intersection, Brother Xiaoniao threw out the channel number.

Fang Zheng looked familiar, and clicked on YY to see, it was indeed the room that he entered with the other party last time.

Soon Crazy Zi, 438 and transvestites entered one after another.

"Hi everyone, I'm a nanny." Wearing the title of captain, Fang Zheng showed a unique demeanor.

"I am a demon." 438's voice sounded like an obedient student.

"I'm a blessing." The ladyboy's voice was not at all stained with the obscenity of his name, it was clear and sunny.

"I'm a killer." The crazy Zizi's voice was very calm, with a calming power, which surprised Fang Zheng.

"Polly." Mr. Bird gave his name succinctly, then looked around the room with only five people, and asked, "Where's your uncle?"

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"..."

This is very difficult to answer, because anyone who answers it will be taken advantage of by the magician =_=

While struggling, the culprit himself appeared in the team channel——

[Team] Your uncle: I just found out that the YY number was stolen TAT

Fang Zheng clogged a mouthful of old blood in his chest.First I missed Uncle Wang, but then Uncle Wang appeared, and now I want YY, but YY number was stolen... Does this person have a halo of decline?

[Team] Polly: 2873XXXX, password 123456, use this first.

[Team] Your uncle: Thank you TAT

Stumbled and stumbled, a group of people finally got together in YY, your uncle expressed his apologies to everyone in a tone that was extremely disproportionate to his nickname, and then everyone began to study how to form this corpse exorcism team.

"Kill," Polly invited directly without talking nonsense, "you take the lead."

"It's okay to start, but are you sure the output can keep up?"

"The big tits and mistresses feed you together, even if the output is slower, it's not a big problem."

"Uh, why did I suddenly get excited when I heard you say that..."

The corner of Fang Zheng's mouth twitched: "You two are enough..."

The blessing of the ladyboy simply hit countless dots on the YY public screen.

Polly was completely undisturbed, and continued with integrity: "I am a melee professional, and it is convenient to fight monsters behind killers. Immortal masters and demon refiners are both long-distance, and they are ranked third and fourth. Two nurses are in line. In the end, just watch the killer's blood. Is there a problem?"

No.

Mr. Xiaoniao’s arrangement was very reasonable, so everyone consciously lined up in front of the entrance of West Road. According to the planned position, the crazy guy started to click on a tombstone by the roadside, and the whole team soon entered the state of chasing corpses.

Jiang Yang is no stranger to this dungeon, but he is really not familiar with this road, because he has never seen Uncle Wang after so many visits to the Corpse King Tribe, and today he opened his eyes with your uncle =_=

Since you are not familiar with it, no matter how careful you are, you will inevitably attract strange things.For example, now, he was surrounded by two bouncing zombies, one gnawed at his neck, and the other straightened his arm and scratched it again and again with his sharp nails.

Jiang Yang didn't dare to go any further, fearing that the two monsters would attract new ones if they weren't cleared away, so he had to stand still, helplessly watching the light and shadow special effects that only belonged to his teammates' moves on the screen.

Five against two, the mobs were quickly eliminated, and at the same time Jiang Yang's blood was already full.

With a long sigh of relief, Jiang Yang continued to choose to avoid the monsters carefully and move forward, but the distribution of the monsters was very balanced, so another zombie posted over soon.

"Let me go!"

Your uncle suddenly shouted, extremely heroic.

Everyone cooperated and did not launch an attack. Anyway, it was just a monster, and it was enough to entertain the teammates. At the same time, the magician had already started singing.

still singing...

keep singing...

Fang Zheng swallowed, and suddenly had a bad feeling.

It was too late to say it, and then it was too late, and the monitor suddenly flashed with fire, and I saw a big bird flapping its wings in the fire and soaring into the sky——Phoenix Nirvana!

The little monster's health bar dropped by four-fifths in an instant, and if you continue to work hard, it will be another icebreaker!

The little monster fell down.

Then, a large wave of zombies began to approach the crazy child from all directions...

——Phoenix Nirvana, the ultimate ultimate move of the immortal magician.Spell damage, maximum, spell distance, farthest, spell range... group.

Jiang Yang wanted to cry without tears, and hurriedly ran away with the squad behind him, and at the same time, he did not forget to express his depression in YY: "You are the undercover agent sent by the BOSS......"

Your uncle knew that he had made a mistake, so he lowered his eyebrows and dared not speak again.

But the zombies attracted by group injuries are not so easy to deal with. They ran like crazy for more than ten seconds before being stopped. Then, more than a dozen zombies gathered around him and started beating...

Now the two nannies didn't dare to be negligent, and they kept throwing blood-replenishing skills on the killer almost non-stop, such as the blessings of moistening things silently, rejuvenating dead trees, and healing blessings, as long as the cooldown is over, they are just lost. Live the killer's life.

The output players did not dare to be idle. Under Polly's command, they adopted a strategy of attacking one by one, focusing on one monster each time. However, there were too many mobs, so even if a few died soon, in the eyes of the hard-working killer Still not enough.

"Don't you dare to be sharp..." It's definitely not a good experience to watch your health bar change from long to short, "I need to put on my full damage equipment, fuck, one every second!"

The output players were already in a hurry, their fingers almost cramped when typing on the keyboard, and they also heard that their teammates were so inconsiderate, so naturally their mood was not much better.But after all, the injured are always killers, so no matter how depressed you are, you have to speak out to comfort——

Shemale's blessing: "Aren't there just a few monsters, you treat yourself as a potato now, let them eat it!"

Jiang Yang spat out a mouthful of blood eight feet away: "Your sister, is it Plants vs. Zombies now!!"

Fang Zheng was happy: "It's almost the same, don't you see that the brothers are struggling to shoot the bullets?"

"Fuck it!" demanded the killer, "I want piranhas! Swallow one at a time!"

Bai Lian Cheng Yao reminded: "The piranha has to be chewed, in fact, sitting on a pumpkin is the most enjoyable."

Your uncle also came over: "Then why don't you use chili, fry a row."

During the nonsense, the blood bar bottomed out again, Jiang Yang couldn't take it anymore, it would be better to have his brain eaten by zombies like this back and forth torture! !

On the other end of the fiber optic, Polly, who has been quiet throughout, is actually trying really hard to remember.

Plants vs Zombies... which copy is it?