What should I do if I swapped bodies with a male god?

After flipping through the menu, Liu Lian ordered a few light dishes, and was about to pass the menu to Meng Tangxi for him to order, but when she turned her head, she saw Meng Tangxi was staring at him with his chin in his hand, blushing and giggling.

Meng Tangxi had been peeking at Liu Lian from the side, giggling while peeking, her chest was swollen, as if something was about to come out, her heart was as sweet as honey.

Hehe, his wife is so cute!His wife is so pretty!His wife is so cute!

When Meng Tangxi thought that he was already with Liu Lian, he was so excited that he wanted to rush out and run a dozen laps. Now every time he saw Liu Lian's face, fireworks started to explode in his mind.

He stared at Liu Lian intoxicated for a long time, until Liu Lian handed over the menu, he still hadn't recovered.

"What do you want to eat? Hurry up and order," Liu Lian saw that Meng Tangxi was blushing and didn't speak, so she could only wake up someone who was blushing and giggling, "Hey, wake up."

As soon as Meng Tangxi heard Liu Lian's voice, he suddenly remembered that his wife was also his male god. Thinking of this, he couldn't help but smirk again, his wife is his male god!His male god is his wife!

So Liu Lian silently found that not only did Meng Tangxi not wake up, but her face turned redder and her smile became more silly.

Liu Lian had no choice but to take the menu back, and then ordered a random dish for Meng Tangxi.

After the food was served, Liu Lian had just taken two bites, but couldn't take it anymore, because Meng Tangxi who was next to him kept staring at him with his chin up, his eyes were so hot that he almost saw a hole in him.

Although Liu Lian wanted to ignore Meng Tangxi's gaze, but Meng Tangxi's gaze was too hot, making him uncomfortable.

Liu Lian put down his chopsticks, turned his head to look, and saw Meng Tangxi holding the chopsticks in one hand and staring at him with a blushing and silly smile while resting his chin in the other hand.

He frowned, and finally couldn't help asking: "What are you looking at?"

Meng Tangxi's face was red: "You."

Liu Lian frowned: "Am I pretty?"

Meng Tangxi's face turned red again: "It's beautiful."

Liu Lian: "..."

"Don't watch it! Eat quickly!" Liu Lian's face also blushed inexplicably, "Don't you usually watch enough?" He felt a lot of pressure when he was told by a handsome guy that he looked good.

"Of course not enough," Meng Tangxi blinked, "My wife is so beautiful, I can never get enough of it!"

"...Let's see later," Liu Lian's mouth twitched, "Eat now, I can't even eat if you keep staring at me like this."

Meng Tangxi looked at Liu Lian again longingly, then lowered his head to eat, yes, that's right!Anyway, he still has a lifetime to watch!

After the two of them finished their meal, they returned to the room.

Liu Lian lay on the bed and played with her mobile phone, Meng Tangxi blushed slightly, then he also climbed onto the bed, and leaned against Liu Lian.

Liu Lian was a bit disgusted at Meng Tangxi's approach at first, after all, because of Meng Tangxi, a certain part of him was still sore and swollen, but when he looked up and saw Meng Tangxi's handsome face, he immediately lost all anger.

Meng Tangxi tentatively leaned on Liu Lian, and seeing that Liu Lian had no objection, he leaned on Liu Lian and started Weibo with confidence.

Meng Tangxi checked Weibo for a while, and then couldn't help staring at Liu Lian's face. The more he looked at it, his face became redder, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but curl up slightly.

After a while, he blushed and smirked and asked Liu Lian, "Should we make it public?"

Liu Lian paused, knowing that Meng Tangxi was referring to the Internet, he hesitated for a moment, then shook his head: "Let's go with the flow, there's no need to post a special Weibo."

Meng Tangxi smiled with crooked eyebrows: "It's all up to you." The daughter-in-law is what she says!

Although he really wanted to be madly in love with Liu Lian, but he was already very happy to get Liu Lian's consent today, and he could take his time with other things.

Liu Lian continued to lower his head to play with his mobile phone. While playing with his mobile phone, he suddenly received a message from Xia Hai.

Before Xia Hai asked Liu Lian for his autograph, it is said that he wanted to give it to his wife, because his daughter-in-law liked durian Melaleuca very much. After Liu Lian signed for him, he exchanged mobile phone numbers with Xia Hai. Wechat ID and QQ number were added to each other.

Underground Sea: Are you there?

Durian Melaleuca: Yes, male god, what's the matter?

Underground Sea: Haha, don’t call me a male god, call me Xia Hai or Brother Hai. Durian Melaleuca: Okay, Brother Hai, what’s the matter?

Underground Sea: I gave your autograph to my wife, he is very happy. Durian Melaleuca: ... Him?

Undersea: Oh, it was accidentally exposed

Durian Melaleuca: ...

Underground Sea: Haha, that's right, it's him, my wife is also a man.

Durian Melaleuca: ...um

Underground Sea: Sure enough, I could tell at a glance that you and I are the same kind Durian Melaleuca: I didn’t expect you to be too

Underground Sea: Haha, the world is one, it’s actually like this, I’m planning an offline Gufeng concert, and I’m planning to invite some Gufeng singers, are you interested in coming?

Liu Lian was taken aback for a moment. He knew that many ancient singers had held offline concerts, but he had never held or participated in them... One of the important reasons why he likes to sing online is that he can Hiding behind the Internet, you don't have to show your true colors.

Although he knew that his Mi Fensi liked his voice, not his face, but he still couldn't help hesitating a little.

Durian Melaleuca: God, let me think about it

Subterranean Sea: It’s okay, you can think about it slowly, there are still a few months anyway. Subterranean Sea: Just call me Brother Hai

Durian Melaleuca: Okay, Brother Hai, let me think about it

When Liu Lian and Xia Hai were chatting on Kousou, Meng Tangxi, who had been staring at Liu Lian with a blushing smirk, couldn't help but glance at Liu Lian's phone screen, and then he suddenly became unhappy.

"What brother Hai? What male god? Who is this man?"

Hearing Meng Tangxi's sour tone, Liu Lian raised his head and glanced at him, and explained patiently: "This is the underground sea. You saw it a few days ago. Like you, you are a guest at the Comic Exhibition in City B. , he is a singer and a cv, he is my male god."

Meng Tangxi frowned and thought for a while, then remembered the Shanghai, Mediterranean, underground sea that he had complained about... Wait, the underground sea?

He reacted a little slowly: "What is the relationship between him and my apprentice in the game?"

Liu Lian smiled: "He is your apprentice."

Meng Tangxi thought about it seriously, the apprentice he accidentally picked up in the game was his wife's god, well, this feeling is not bad.Look, how discerning he is!The male god who picked up his daughter-in-law just by picking it up casually!

Now that he knew that Di Shanghai was his stupid apprentice in the game, and he remembered that Di Shanghai had said that he already had a wife, Meng Tangxi immediately felt relieved, but still asked a bit gossip: "Where are you?" What to say to him?"

Liu Lian sighed: "He said he was planning a Gufeng concert and wanted to invite me."

"Gufeng concert? That's great," Meng Tangxi became excited when he thought that his wife was about to hold a concert, "Then you go!"

"I'm still thinking about it," Liu Lian hesitated, but still said what was in his heart, "I'm afraid that my Mi Fensi will be disillusioned when he sees me in person." After all, although his voice is very temperamental, but he is just an ordinary person.

"I won't be disillusioned," Meng Tangxi immediately became unhappy, "My wife is so cute, it's too late for them to like her."

Liu Lian raised her eyebrows: "Only you think I'm cute, you don't have good eyesight, I don't believe what you say."

"How could it be?" Meng Tangxi snorted, "I have good eyesight, my wife is the cutest person in the world!"

Although he knew that Meng Tangxi's eyes were not good, Liu Lian couldn't help feeling warm in his heart, and he couldn't help laughing: "Isn't the cutest person in the world the Uncle of the People's Liberation Army?"

Meng Tangxi snorted again: "I don't care, anyway, my wife is the cutest person in the world."

Liu Lian smiled helplessly: "Let's not talk about this for now. After all, I haven't posted a photo on the Internet before. If I want to go on stage, it will be equivalent to a photo." At any rate, he is considered well-known, and when the photo explodes, there is a possibility that Mi Fensi will recognize him in reality.

Thinking of this, Liu Lian couldn't help but take a look at Meng Tangxi. This guy is a cosplayer, and he often posts selfies on Weibo. In reality, he must have been recognized by Mi Fensi many times, but Meng Tangxi probably enjoys being Mi Fen. It feels like Si recognizes it.

But he is different. He is an otaku and likes to hide himself behind the Internet. If he meets Mi Fensi when he goes out to buy groceries, he will probably feel embarrassed.

Meng Tangxi also thought of this question, he glanced at Liu Lian, and suddenly felt a crisis in his heart - no, his wife is so cute, what if he is targeted by others?His daughter-in-law's voice is so sweet that he has already provoked a lot of rivals in love. If he shows his face again and Mi Fensi finds out that his daughter-in-law not only has a nice voice but also looks so cute, his rivals will definitely have another will increase!

So he quickly changed his words: "Yes, yes, you should think about it again."

Liu Lian didn't know what Meng Tangxi was thinking, but he was a little surprised why Meng Tangxi's attitude changed so quickly, but he still nodded: "I'll think about it carefully." After speaking, he lowered his head and continued to play. The phone is gone.

Staring at Liu Lian's side face, Meng Tangxi couldn't help but blushed again, only thinking that Liu Lian was cute no matter what she looked at, so he finally couldn't help but raised his head and kissed Liu Lian on the cheek.

Liu Lian ignored Meng Tangxi's harassment, and continued to play with her mobile phone with her head down.

Seeing that Liu Lian didn't resist, Meng Tangxi couldn't help but blushed and smiled, then leaned over and kissed her twice.

As they kissed each other, he remembered what he and Liu Lian had done on this kind of bed this afternoon, and immediately blushed again.

Young people are easily impulsive, especially virgins who have just tasted the meat and know the taste.

The ex-virgin Meng Tangxi soon started to move again, he finally couldn't help stretching out his claws, and touched under Liu Lian's clothes, at the same time he couldn't help but scream in his heart, ouch!His daughter-in-law's skin is so smooth and tender, so nice to touch...

After touching Meng Tangxi's face intoxicated for a while, his brain suddenly became hot, and he blushed and said to Liu Lian, "Daughter-in-law, why don't we do it again?"

Liu Lian reluctantly raised her head and glanced at Meng Tangxi indifferently.

Meng Tangxi blinked, trying to seduce Liu Lian with his beauty: "Come on, come on." As he spoke, he touched Liu Lian's waist eagerly.

Liu Lian raised her eyebrows: "Daughter-in-law? Who's your name?"

Meng Tangxi blinked: "I'm calling you."

Liu Lian frowned: "I'm a man, don't call me a wife."

Meng Tangxi immediately changed her words in a polite manner: "Okay! Husband!"

His wife must be shy!So cute!

Liu Lian was almost choked by Meng Tangxi's shameless change of words. He was stunned for a long time before blushing and said, "Don't call me husband, call me by my name."

"That's called dear?" Meng Tangxi thought she was patiently coaxing her daughter-in-law.

Daughter-in-law is just for coaxing!

Liu Lian: "Don't call me so nasty, just call me by name." His goosebumps almost fell off!

Although Meng Tangxi was very disappointed, she could only obediently agree: "Okay, Xiao Lian." It doesn't matter!He can scream in his heart!Anyway, my daughter-in-law can't hear what is in his heart!He can scream in his heart!

Although Liu Lian was called "Little Lian" before, he always felt that something was wrong when he heard Meng Tangxi's yelling, but he also knew that if he refused again, it would be too unreasonable, so he could only reluctantly agree. One sound.

"Xiao Lian, Xiao Lian, Xiao Lian," Meng Tangxi yelled and became addicted, especially when he found that every time he yelled, Liu Lian's face would turn red, and he couldn't help repeating it over and over again. , "Xiao Lian, Xiao Lian, Xiao Lian..."

"Little Lian," Meng Tangxi called out affectionately, "Let's do it again."

Liu Lian picked up a pillow from the bed and threw it towards Meng Tangxi's face.

Meng Tangxi took the pillow, hugged it and rushed towards Liu Lian...then Liu Lian kicked him off the bed expressionlessly.

Meng Tangxi, who was kicked out of bed, let out a cry, covered the place where Liu Lian kicked, and said aggrievedly: "You are domestic violence, domestic violence is wrong."

Liu Lian sneered: "If you have the ability, go to the Women's Federation and sue me. You see, they ignore you."

After speaking, he turned around and walked towards the bathroom, ready to take a shower.

When Meng Tangxi saw that Liu Lian was about to take a bath, his eyes lit up immediately: "Take a bath? Let's go together!"

Seeing Meng Tangxi's eyes glowing, Liu Lian immediately twitched the corners of his mouth: "I refuse."

"We are already a couple," Meng Tangxi puffed up his chest, and said confidently, "We should take a mandarin duck bath together!"

... The answer was Liu Lian's resolute closing of the door.

He could only lie back on the bed with a hurt face, and then turned on the song sung by Durian Melaleuca on the phone and listened to it.

Listening to his wife's voice, he was quickly cured.

In the bathroom, Liu Lian stood under the shower head, letting the hot water wash over his body.

After rushing to his body, he hesitated for a moment, and then lightly reached out and touched a certain part of the back. He had just touched it, and suddenly hissed and gasped.

Liu Lian gritted his teeth, and his face turned a little red. Although Meng Tangxi wore a condom and didn't leave anything in his body, the feeling that his body was invaded by foreign objects was still lingering, and he was still a little sore to this day. swelling.

It must be swollen...

When Liu Lian thought of the size of Meng Tangxi's thing, his scalp still felt a little numb.

He gritted his teeth and rinsed it with hot water, and his legs trembled a little after washing.

When he thought of Meng Tangxi's stupidly handsome face, he wished he could rush out and take a bite.

After a difficult bath, Liu Lian stood in front of the mirror to get dressed.

When Liu Lian saw himself covered in red marks in the mirror, even though he was calm by nature, he couldn't help but blush.

... Especially when he found that the red marks spread from his chest to his legs, even the inner thighs, his face flushed even more.

Liu Lian changed her clothes before returning to the room.

Meng Tangxi, who was wearing earphones and listening to music, saw that Liu Lian had finished taking a bath, and quickly looked up. After finding that Liu Lian was not only wrapped in a bath towel as before, but fully dressed, she was immediately disappointed.

Seeing Meng Tangxi's disappointed expression, Liu Lian knew what Meng Tangxi was thinking, but he pretended not to know, and kicked Meng Tangxi to take a bath after getting into bed: "I sweated a lot today, go take a bath quickly, and don't go to bed without taking a bath. "

Meng Tangxi was kicked by Liu Lian again, but his heart was as sweet as honey. He blushed and nodded: "I did sweat a lot after exercising all afternoon."

Liu Lian: "..."

Before Liu Lian started the domestic violence, Meng Tangxi quickly got out of bed and got into the bathroom.

Liu Lian sighed, picked up his phone and continued to play on Weibo, but just after he opened Weibo, he was taken aback by his soaring meter count and AT count.

He opened Aite to look, only to find that it was Meng Tangxi who had just posted a Weibo.

Gypsophila v: Today is the most meaningful day in my life!very happy!You must send a Weibo to commemorate it!By the way, be strong and Amway my male god!My male god's voice is the best in the world!Durian Melaleuca Liu Lian: "..."

Because today Mifensi picked up the "jq" of Mangypsophila and Durian Melaleuca, and Meng Tangxi liked that long Weibo during the day. Although he later canceled that like, it still caused a lot of trouble part of Mi Fensi's daydream, but now he mentioned durian Melaleuca on Weibo openly, which immediately made more Mi Fensi boil.

A large wave of newly born CP Mifen flooded Liu Lian's Weibo.

Liu Lian silently watched more and more cp points on his weibo, and his mood suddenly became a little delicate.

But since Meng Tangxi has already tweeted about him on Weibo, it seems a little unreasonable for him not to respond.

Liu Lian paused, then forwarded and replied to Meng Tangxi's Weibo.

Durian Melaleuca: Thank you for liking, you are also my male god, my male god is the most handsome in the world^_^Mangypsophila//Mangypsophila v: Today is the most meaningful day in my life!very happy!You must send a Weibo to commemorate it!By the way, be strong and Amway my male god!My male god's voice is the best in the world!After this Weibo of Durian Melaleuca Liu Lian was posted, those newly born cp rice fans burst into bursts, and they all cried out how sweet and sweet.

Liu Lian smiled, and continued to scroll through Weibo. While scrolling, he suddenly received another message from Li Zhi.

Lychee mousse: Damn it!elder brother!What happened to your Weibo? ?

Lychee Mousse: Are you really with my male god this time? ! !confirmed? ! !

Durian Melaleuca: Yes

Lychee Mousse: God Alu, I actually became my male god's sister-in-law!Spinning and jumping with my eyes closed...

Lychee Mousse: Gossip!Ask for details!Ask for more!

Melaleuca durian: no details and no more

Lychee Mousse: Is there any brother and sister love?Are you my real brother?

Durian Melaleuca: No, you are just my cousin

Lychee mousse: ...

After Liu Lian and Li Zhi talked for a while, he suddenly remembered something belatedly, that is——

Until now he has not exchanged bodies with Meng Tangxi.

Liu Lian paused, looked down at his hand, then stretched out his hand to touch his face. After confirming that it was his face, he finally realized in a daze that he did not switch bodies with Meng Tangxi, and He had a premonition that he would probably never switch bodies with Meng Tangxi again.

Because if he and Meng Tangxi exchanged bodies, it was the wish he wrote down after saving the big fat cat.

Now his wish has been fulfilled, so the "magic" is naturally lifted.

Thinking of this, Liu Lian was actually a little melancholy.

Liu Lian: ...Wait, no, why is he melancholy?This is obviously a good thing!

Liu Lian shook her head quickly, getting rid of the strange thought, then lowered her head and continued to play with her mobile phone.

And at this moment, in the bathroom.

Meng Tangxi was standing under the shower head pouring hot water, while thinking about his daughter-in-law's face and giggling, then he suddenly realized that something was wrong.

Meng Tangxi paused... Why is it so late, he hasn't exchanged bodies with his wife yet?

He couldn't help lowering his head, and stared at his lower abdomen. After making sure that this body was still his own, he was still a little bit disappointed.

When Meng Tangxi thought that he would no longer be able to do what he wanted to his wife's body in the future, he couldn't help feeling very disappointed.

But soon he realized - now that he is with his wife, he can do whatever he wants with his wife's body in the future!

...Although now his wife is a little arrogant and awkward, often duplicity, and domestic violence against him from time to time, but he believes that after his training, his wife will be obedient to him !

Meng Tangxi couldn't help but see the image of Liu Lian wearing a maid outfit and furry cat ears obediently calling him master, his face turned red... Of course, not only must he wear furry cat ears, but also Wear a bell and have a fluffy tail behind your ass!

He must work hard to train his wife!

For cat ears!

First of all, he must establish his majesty as the head of the family in front of his wife!Revive Fu Gang!

Meng Tangxi nodded and made an important decision!