What should I do if I swapped bodies with a male god?

Liu Lian felt bad all of a sudden.In the chapters of the novel, he is sure and sure, Meng Tangxi must have heard the loud voice of Bian Ji calling him a thousand years!

He never expected that he would drop his vest on such an occasion and under such circumstances!Fuck!The pig teammate mistaken me!

Not far away, Meng Tangxi couldn't help raising his eyebrows and smiling when he saw Liu Lian's face changing, which had always been calm.

I have to say that when Meng Tangxi was not talking, he still had a masculine air. With his hands in his coat pockets, he leaned half against the wall, raised his eyebrows and smiled softly. This scene was just like the cover of a fashion magazine.

Liu Lian's heart skipped a beat when Meng Tangxi laughed, and he swallowed subconsciously. At this moment, Bian Ji, who hadn't waited for a long time to respond, stretched out his hand and waved in front of Liu Lian, wondering: "What's wrong with you? What's the fun?"

Only then did Liu Lian come back to his senses, and quickly threw away Bian Ji's arm, and the corner of his mouth twitched: "Can you stop calling my pseudonym in public? Don't you know my real name?" The vests are all off!

Bian Ji suddenly became more puzzled. He scratched the back of his head and said, "Isn't that what I call you all the time?"

Liu Lian was depressed, but he also knew that the matter had come to an end, the uncooked rice had been cooked, and it was too late to do anything now.

Of course, Bian Ji didn't know what Liu Lian was depressed about, but when his eyes swept over to Meng Tangxi, he was suddenly taken aback. He quickly nudged Liu Lian with his elbow, and said with a smile: "That's what happened to Meng Tangxi last night. How about the handsome guy I picked up? Is he really handsome! I think he is much more handsome than many celebrities nowadays, do you want to go and hook up?"

Liu Lian: "...No need." Sure enough!

From a distance, Meng Tangxi saw Liu Lian and Bian Ji talking with each other shoulder to shoulder, their attitude seemed to be very intimate, he frowned immediately, his eyes darkened.

At this moment, he received a text message.

After reading the text message, he raised his head and took another deep look at Liu Lian, then turned and left.

So when Liu Lian followed the others through the gate of the venue, he found that Meng Tangxi had already left, and glanced at the wall that Meng Tangxi was leaning against, Liu Lian's eyes also sank.

Soon, Liu Lian arrived at the hotel together with others, and the organizer booked the entire floor of the hotel with a lot of money, and there were dozens of tables. Originally, Liu Lian should sit with Bian Ji and the others, but because of the Bi Zhongyu invited him, so he was lucky enough to sit at the main table, right next to Bi Zhongyu.

During the whole meal, Yunzhongbi occasionally chatted with Liu Lian for a word or two. To Liu Lian's surprise, Yunzhongbi actually chatted with him about the content of his novel.

When Liu Lian knew that the reason why Yun Zhongbi read his novel was because of Bi Zhongyu's recommendation, he was even more surprised, and couldn't help but read more of Bi Zhongyu's good words, and Bi Zhongyu was smiling all the time.

After eating, Liu Lian went to the toilet. When he unzipped his trousers, Bi Zhongyu went into the toilet and walked beside him.

Hearing the sound of unzipping his pants, Liu Lian glanced at Bi Zhongyu with a subtle expression and said, "I didn't expect you to recommend my novel to your mother..."

Bi Zhongyu smiled: "Didn't I say it before, I'm your brain-dead rice, didn't you see it?"

The corner of Liu Lian's mouth twitched: "I can't tell at all."

Bi Zhongyu sighed: "At the beginning, when I heard your voice, I knew you were Durian Melaleuca, and when I saw your autograph for Lu Renjia, I knew you were Fleeting Years. Isn't this true love?"

Liu Lian paused for a moment, then suddenly asked: "You wanted to chase me on a whim, was it because I was a durian, or because I was a thousand years?"

Bi Zhongyu smiled: "It's probably a combination of the two. If I only knew that you were Melaleuca durian, or if I only knew that you were Qianzhong Fleeting Years, maybe I wouldn't want you that much, but when I know that you are Melaleuca durian It’s also a time when the years are fleeting, so it’s different.”

Liu Lian was silent for a while, and Bi Zhongyu continued: "Is that man who snatched someone in front of me before your boyfriend? He looks good, but he doesn't look like a person with connotation. You probably have nothing in common, right? If you get tired of his looks in the future, and he and you have nothing in common, wouldn’t it be a matter of time before you break up?”

Liu Lian raised her eyebrows again: "So?"

"So," Bi Zhongyu said with a smile, "I'm pretty good-looking, I have common topics with you, and I'm good at work, really don't you think about me?"

Hearing what Bi Zhongyu said, Liu Lian glanced at Bi Zhongyu subconsciously.

Bi Zhongyu smiled and asked, "How is it?"

Liu Lian also smiled and replied, "Not as old as him."

Bi Zhongyu's face turned dark immediately.

After dinner, Bian Ji was staying for something to do, so Liu Lian went back to the hotel alone. He had just returned to the room when he received a call from Li Zhi.

"Brother, is the author's conference over? Come to the comic exhibition," Li Zhi said enthusiastically on the other end of the phone, "Underground Sea will come to the comic exhibition today, don't you want his autograph?"

When Liu Lian heard that the underground sea was coming, he hesitated for a moment, but passed.

A while later, Liu Lian arrived at the meeting place agreed with Li Zhi, and saw Li Zhi chatting happily with several other girls, with a look of excitement and excitement.

Li Zhi saw Liu Lian coming, and quickly waved to Liu Lian, and Liu Lian walked over.

When Liu Lian walked up to Li Zhi, Li Zhi hugged Liu Lian's arm and introduced to the other girls with a smile: "This is my brother, Durian Melaleuca."

Those girls' eyes lit up immediately, and they greeted Liu Lian enthusiastically, and then introduced themselves one by one. Although Liu Lian has a lot of girls on the Internet, in reality, he seldom talks to Liu Lian. Dealing with girls other than Li Zhi, he was a little at a loss, but on the surface he still smiled at those girls one by one.

One of the girls said to Li Zhi: "Lichi, you are too unkind, so the durian god is actually your brother! Why didn't you say it earlier? I still want to hook up with my god!"

Another girl also said: "That's right, Lizhi, why didn't you say that your brother is a durian god before, if it wasn't for this comic exhibition, are you planning to keep it from us?"

Li Zhi stuck out her tongue: "Don't you all know now?"

When Durian Melaleuca was red, Lychee Mousse was just a little transparent late stage. If she told others that she was Durian Melaleuca's younger sister, wouldn't it be that she just hugged her brother's thigh?

But those girls were obviously just joking with Li Zhi, not really complaining that Li Zhi didn't tell them that Durian Melaleuca was her brother.

Maybe it's because these girls are all Li Zhi's good friends. Liu Lian's first impression of them was not bad, but when these girls called him a male god, he suddenly felt a little subtle, even though he called him on the Internet. There are a lot of male god girls, but this is the first time in reality.

It's too shameful to be called a male god by others in reality.

Because several of them had already booked tickets online in advance, they could directly enter the venue without queuing up to buy tickets.

After entering the venue, they immediately saw many cosplayers cosplaying various anime characters in the playground, many girls and men were taking pictures, and some people came forward to ask for a group photo.

Li Zhi and several other girls also squeezed in, but Liu Lian was a little indifferent. Except for Meng Tangxi, he didn't know the other cosplayers well, nor was he particularly interested.

Liu Lian was dragged around by Li Zhi, and soon, several girls had bags of things in their hands, and even Li Zhi bought a lot of things.

Soon, a group of people stopped in front of a small stall, which was a small stall selling lucky bags. All the lucky bags were of the same price, but the contents were different. The stall owner introduced that there might be posters inside, some Figures, various peripherals, and maybe even cosplay clothes.

Several girls who were very interested bought one, Li Zhi also bought one, and Liu Lian, who was reluctant to buy one, also bought one.

Liu Lian had no choice but to pick one at random. After this trip, he didn't buy anything, but now he bought a lucky bag.

He didn't think that the things in these lucky bags would be worth the price, but seeing Li Zhi and the girls looking happy, he didn't want to be disappointed.

After a few people left the stall selling lucky bags, they saw a lot of people pushing in one direction. Li Zhi checked the time on her phone, and hurriedly dragged them to squeeze together.

It turned out that the guests invited by the manga exhibition came out to sign. Those guests seemed to have arrived not long ago, but there was already a long queue in front of them.

There was a sign with their names in front of the guest table. Liu Lian glanced at it casually and found that he didn't know most of the people, except for the two guests sitting on the far side, one was from the underground sea, and the other was from the sea. It's full of stars.

The underground sea and the sky are sitting at the left and right ends of a row of tables, but the line in front of them is the longest.

Meng Tangxi wore a game cosplay outfit today, which was exactly the outfit that Liu Lian had seen Meng Tangxi wear in the game. She was covered in golden light. If someone else wore it, she would probably look like a rich man, but Meng Tangxi This time, he wore a somewhat frivolous temperament.

In a word, look at the face.

When Liu Lian was staring at Meng Tangxi, Meng Tangxi seemed to be aware of it. He turned his head and met Liu Lian's eyes. The moment their eyes intersected, the corners of Meng Tangxi's mouth twitched.

The girls standing in line in front of Meng Tangxi blushed suddenly, and the deer bumped wildly, and the male god actually laughed!Aww!

Liu Lian withdrew her gaze expressionlessly, then walked towards the team in front of the guest who was the farthest away from Mengtangxi—that is, the underground sea—without looking back.

Seeing Liu Lian walked to the other side to line up, Meng Tangxi's face turned dark.

Liu Lian walked to the long queue in front of the underground sea and lined up. While queuing up, he looked at the underground sea at the front of the line.

Under the sea is about thirty years old, ordinary-looking, slightly fat, wearing a pair of black-rimmed glasses, at first glance very inconspicuous, and then it is still very inconspicuous, like Liu Lian, he is the kind who falls into the crowd and looks for it. The appearance of ordinary people is not obvious.

This was the first time Liu Lian saw the real person of the underground sea. Although the real person of the underground sea looked very ordinary, he was not surprised.

Underground Sea treats Mi Fensi very well, always smiling, compared with Meng Tangxi, who is farthest away from him and always has a stern face and is full of depression, he is simply approachable and amiable.

Liu Lian pretended not to see Meng Tangxi's displeasure, and his mind quickly turned to other places. He was not surprised that he didn't see Ding Peinan among the guests. After all, Ding Peinan had just returned to this circle, even though he had once It is Da Dada who has ten thousand kilometers of filaments, but he disappeared for three years, and now he is no different from a newcomer who just entered the circle.The waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead, no matter which circle you are in.

Liu Lian waited for about half an hour, and finally it was his turn.

He put the poster he just bought for signing on the table and asked Xia Xia to sign it. After Xia Hai signed, he habitually raised his head and smiled at Liu Lian.

Many people would take the opportunity to sign their signatures to express their love. The girl in front of Liu Lian even chatted with the underground sea for a few days when signing the signature. Liu Lian hesitated, smiled at the underground sea, and said: "Thank you , male god, I have liked you for a long time..."

Underground Sea's eyes flickered for a moment, and he suddenly lowered his voice and called out: "...Master?"

Liu Lian was taken aback for a moment, but he quickly realized that his eyes widened: "On the ground?" Damn it!God damn unfold!

Subterranean Sea suddenly laughed: "It's really you, Master."

Liu Lian was a little embarrassed for a moment, now he finally knew what was more shameful than being called a male god by others in reality.

Because there were still many people queuing up behind, Liu Lian didn't chat with the underground sea, and went to find Li Zhi and the others with the signed poster.

Liu Lian looked down at the signature on the poster, feeling a little unreal. He never expected that Meng Tangxi picked up an apprentice at random, and it turned out to be his male god. How lucky he was!What he didn't even expect was that he actually became the wife of his male god! ...No, not my wife.

Of course, what Liu Lian couldn't think of the most was how the underground sea guessed that the Durian Melaleuca in the game was the Durian Melaleuca.

Just when Liu Lian was distracted, Li Zhi and several other girls had already returned with a lot of trophies, and one of the girls was holding a poster signed by Meng Tangxi, with an excited expression on her face: "Oh, oh, I want to get the signature of the male god!" ! The male god is really handsome, but a little cold!"

The corner of Liu Lian's mouth twitched suddenly, Meng Tangxi is so cold?

That girl looked at the signatures on other girls' posters, and asked Li Zhi strangely: "Lichi, don't you like Gypsophila? Why didn't you ask for an autograph?"

Li Zhi glanced at Liu Lian subconsciously, coughed lightly and said, "Well, I don't like him anymore."

"I just remembered after you said that. It seems that you haven't forwarded the Weibo of Mantianxing recently. What's the matter? Didn't you like him very much before?"

Li Zhi: "...I have changed my mind."

Liu Lian glanced at Li Zhi silently, and he sighed, "I want to go to the bathroom."

"Durian God, you go, we are waiting for you here."

"By the way, male god, wait a minute, you have to sign for us!"

"Since the male god, you are Li Zhi's brother, you have to sign us a few more names!"

Liu Lian responded with a smile, then he turned and went to the toilet.

As soon as he entered the toilet, he was startled by the girls in the toilet. He immediately turned around and went back to have a look. After confirming that this was indeed the men's toilet, he was taken aback for another moment.

He quickly realized that those girls should be the legendary fake mothers... The corners of his mouth twitched suddenly, Li Zhi seemed to like boys wearing women's clothes very much, and she often said this in front of him, but this was the first time he saw it with his own eyes. See a live puppet.

Liu Lian regained his composure and entered the toilet again.

Looking at the boys in skirts, Liu Lian's mood was a little delicate, especially when he saw a boy lift up the skirt to take out the thing, his mood suddenly became more delicate.

However, Liu Lian's mood was delicate and subtle, he couldn't keep staring at others, so he lowered his head and found a place, and when he was about to pull down his pants chain, a person walked up to the place next to him.

Normally, Liu Lian would not be curious, but because he was surrounded by fake mothers, he suddenly had a brain twitch, and sneaked a sneaky glance to the side... Then he was instantly dumbfounded.

Even the pseudo-mother is older than him these days!

Wait, there seems to be something wrong?

This shape, this size, this crookedness...

Seems a little familiar.

Liu Lian subconsciously looked up and saw Meng Tangxi's familiar face.

Liu Lian: "..."

Meng Tangxi: "..."

Seeing Liu Lian's sluggish expression, Meng Tangxi, who was holding the robe in one hand and holding the thing in the other, blushed suddenly: "What are you looking at!" Stare at that thing of other men!If it wasn't him who came here just now, wouldn't Liu Lian want to see the other man?Or did Liu Lian like to look at other men's ones? !

Meng Tangxi's face turned dark immediately.

Liu Lian immediately looked away, and hummed a song as if nothing had happened. While humming, he thought silently, um, indeed, Mengtangxi is bigger.

Seeing Liu Lian's nonchalant look, Meng Tangxi began to feel depressed again. Liu Lian just dropped her vest in front of him today, why is she still so calm?

Thinking of this incident, Meng Tangxi felt a little itchy again. Liu Lian clearly knew that he was an idiot with a long history, but kept hiding it from him!What a shame!

Meng Tangxi turned her head and stared fiercely at Liu Lian's side face, the more she looked at her, the more she felt love and hate, her teeth itched.

Sensing Meng Tangxi's scorching gaze, Liu Lian smiled imperceptibly, and sure enough, this was the Meng Tangxi he was familiar with.

"...Why have you been hiding it from me?" Meng Tangxi's suppressed voice came from the side.

Liu Lian said calmly, "I didn't hide it from you."

Meng Tangxi looked depressed: "You really played me around." Liu Lian is really the little goblin who tortures people in the legend!

Liu Lian raised her eyebrows: "I'm not kidding you, it's just that you didn't ask me. If you did, I would definitely answer you honestly."

Before today, he had never thought about the possibility that Liu Lian was a fleeting time, and Meng Tangxi became even more depressed. If Liu Lian hadn't been stripped of his vest by others, he might never know the truth for the rest of his life.

Meng Tangxi felt aggrieved and panicked when he thought that he might never know that Liu Lian was fleeting all his life.

Such as knuckles in the throat.

Liu Lian pulled up his trouser chains, turned to wash his hands, and when he passed behind Meng Tangxi, he took a special look and found that Meng Tangxi was holding up the hem of his robe, which really looked like he was peeing in a skirt.

The corner of Liu Lian's mouth twitched immediately, silently imagining how Meng Tangxi would really pee in a skirt, and then he trembled all over.

After Liu Lian washed her hands, she went out.

He was going to find Li Zhi and the others, but because there were more and more people, he couldn't find them for a while. Liu Lian took a few steps forward and was about to make a call to Li Zhi, but suddenly appeared in front of him. an unexpected person.

Looking at Ding Peinan in front of him, Liu Lian froze when holding the phone.

"Where's Meng Tangxi?" Ding Peinan gave Liu Lian a dark look.

"Meng Tangxi?" Liu Lian paused, and then said calmly, "It seemed like I was in the toilet just now." This was the first time he had spoken formally with Ding Penan, and this feeling was really subtle.

"I remember you are Meng Tangxi's neighbor," Ding Penan laughed, with gentle eyes, "then I should say hello to you too, hello, I am his best friend, Ding Penan."

Liu Lian said lightly: "I'm sorry, I didn't hear him say that." Ding Peinan smiled and didn't care at all: "After all, I haven't contacted him for three years."

Liu Lian frowned, he didn't know why Ding Peinan came to him suddenly...but it was probably about Meng Tangxi.

Liu Lian suddenly felt a little funny, what's so good about Meng Tangxi, he's just handsome, why do so many people like him? ...and myself.

"I think," Ding Penan smiled again, but his eyes were a little dark, "you seem familiar..."

"Really?" Liu Lian's heart skipped a beat, but her face was very calm, "I look more ordinary, and many people say that I have a popular face."

Ding Peinan smiled and said nothing.

At this moment, Meng Tangxi finally came out of the toilet. When he saw Liu Lian and Ding Peinan together, his expression changed a few times. At first, he was surprised, then looked forward...

Of course Meng Tangxi was expecting Liu Lian to be jealous. After all, Ding Peinan liked him, and Liu Lian was so smart, so he could definitely tell.

Just when Meng Tangxi was fully expecting that Liu Lian would be jealous, he suddenly found Liu Lian's eyes lit up. Meng Tangxi often saw the reflection in Liu Lian's eyes when he stared at Liu Lian himself.

Meng Tangxi's face turned dark immediately, and he looked in the direction Liu Lian was looking at, only to see a slightly fat man in his early 30s with black framed eyes standing not far away, waving and smiling at Liu Lian.

Meng Tangxi watched Liu Lian walking towards the man, her face turned red with anger.

It's only been a while!Liu Lian actually hooked up with another man!This unruly man!