What should I do if I swapped bodies with a male god?

After Liu Lian was exposed by Bi Zhongyu—two vests at once—he was in a bad mood. He tried to take a sip of coffee to calm down, but when he drank the whole cup of coffee, he found that I can't calm down at all.

There's no way, I really can't calm down. In reality, he often speaks in his native voice, but this is the first time he has met someone who can recognize his voice immediately after so many years.

Liu Lian's mood was a bit complicated, although Bi Zhongyu didn't look like his Mi Fensi, after all, Bi Zhongyu was too calm when facing him, and he didn't look like a Mi Fensi at all.

But if it wasn't for Mi Fensi, how could Bi Zhongyu immediately recognize that he was Durian Melaleuca?

Liu Lian glanced at Bi Zhongyu and said calmly, "...so?"

Bi Zhongyu smiled slightly and said, "So, do you want to think about me?"

Liu Lian raised her eyebrows: "Forgive me, even if you know my vest on the Internet, you don't know me in reality at all. I don't think you can just because I am Durian Melaleuca or Fleeting Years. would be interested in me."

Bi Zhongyu smiled: "Indeed, when I first knew that you were Durian Melaleuca and Fleeting Thousand Layers, I didn't have any special feelings, but after getting along with you, I think you are quite interesting, and I have never dated before. people... so I want to try it out with you."

Liu Lian immediately understood, isn't this the legend that after getting used to eating big fish and meat, he wanted to try clear soup and side dishes on a whim, and he was that bowl of clear soup and side dishes.

So Liu Lian shrugged and said, "Forgive me for refusing."

Bi Zhongyu paused for a moment, but he didn't seem to be surprised and smiled: "Reject it so simply? Don't you think about it again?"

Liu Lian nodded: "I think we are more suitable to be friends."

Bi Zhongyu sighed: "What a pity."

Liu Lian raised her eyebrows: "That's not what your expression says."

Bi Zhongyu said with a smile: "Actually, being friends is not bad, but I have helped you so much, how do you plan to repay me?"

Liu Lian raised her eyebrows: "You didn't ask me to repay you yesterday."

Bi Zhongyu said with a smile: "The kindness of a drop of water should be repaid by a spring."

Liu Lian: "...well, what do you want?"

Bi Zhongyu held his chin and said, "Then I'll also have Fleeting Qianzhong's signature."

Liu Lian paused, nodded and said, "Yes."

He thought that Bi Zhongyu would make some strange request, but it turned out to be such a simple request, and he was relieved immediately.

Bi Zhongyu raised his eyebrows and smiled and said, "Then next time we meet, please give me your autograph."

On the way home, Liu Lian suddenly realized something. Unknowingly, he made an appointment with Bi Zhongyu to meet again next time.

He sighed suddenly, he had made up his mind before he came, and never wanted to have anything to do with Bi Zhongyu again, but in the end, not only did he not get rid of Bi Zhongyu, but he made an appointment with Bi Zhongyu on the time and place of the next meeting.

It's really hard to guard against...

Because there was nothing to eat in the coffee shop, Liu Lian ate a durian mille-feuille at a cake shop on the street on the way home, and then packed two more durian mille-feuilles to take home for dinner.

Liu Lian quickly returned home. When he stepped out of the elevator, he immediately saw a person squatting at the door of his house.

The tall body curled up into a ball, shivering in the cold wind, looking a little pitiful and aggrieved.

That person was naturally Meng Tangxi.

After Meng Tangxi woke up from the library, she found that Liu Lian was no longer there, and felt aggrieved immediately. Sure enough, Liu Lian went out to date that wild man!What else do you want to read more books in the library to enrich yourself and improve your connotation!After staying for half a day, I ran out to date a wild man!It's really disgusting!It's so annoying!

So after he came out of the library, he went straight home and planned to squat at the door of Liu Lian's house, planning to wait until Liu Lian came back, and then he had to teach this unruly man a lesson and let him know what "wild flowers by the roadside" is. Don't pick them, don't bother with wild men on the side of the road!"Obviously Liu Lian already has him, so why bother to provoke those wild men!He must revive Fu Gang!

As a result, Meng Tangxi waited for several hours and blew the cold wind for several hours, but Liu Lian never came back.

Because the cold wave came today, the temperature dropped sharply, and the number of pedestrians on the street decreased a lot. Everyone stayed at home and was unwilling to come out, but Meng Tangxi insisted on staying in the ventilated corridor all the time. Shivering from the cold, but still stubbornly waiting for Liu Lian to come back, unwilling to go home.

Just when he was so cold that the tip of his nose turned red, the elevator door on their floor suddenly opened, and Liu Lian came out.

The moment he saw Liu Lian, Meng Tangxi felt angry and wronged, and he stood up abruptly.

Liu Lian was also taken aback by Meng Tangxi who was squatting in front of his house, because Meng Tangxi had been frozen for several hours, her face was pale and her nose was red, and she looked miserable.

Especially when he walked up to Meng Tangxi, Meng Tangxi suddenly stood up aggressively, which startled him a lot.

The next moment, Liu Lian was grabbed by Meng Tangxi, and then slammed on the anti-theft door.

Once again, Liu Lian was pressed on the anti-theft door by Meng Tangxi like the classic wall-dong posture in the girl's comics, but his mood was not at all like the deer in the girl's comics, because this time he was pressed on the door by Meng Tangxi. The door lock of the anti-theft door was locked, and the back was shattered by the lock, and he frowned in pain.

Liu Lian's frowning action immediately misunderstood Meng Tangxi. He thought Liu Lian looked disgusted when he saw him, and his heart broke immediately.

Meng Tangxi looked down at Liu Lian, and asked aggressively: "You clearly said you were going to the library, but I followed you to the library, and I saw you ran away after only staying for a while! Where did you go? Did you Going on a date with a wild man!"

Looking at Meng Tangxi's sad and indignant expression of his wife catching her cheating husband, Liu Lian's mouth twitched immediately, but seeing Meng Tangxi's appearance about to explode, he had no choice but to follow suit: "Didn't I say yesterday, I I'm going to have lunch with my friends at noon today..." Although I didn't finish it at all.

Meng Tangxi frowned immediately: "Sure enough, I went on a date with that wild man!"

The corner of Liu Lian's mouth twitched: "It's not a date, it's just lunch... And even if I really go on a date with a man, then what does it matter to you? What kind of expression do you have?"

Meng Tangxi was in a hurry: "You obviously already have me, why are you going on a date with a wild man! I like..."

Before the menacing "I like you" could be blurted out, Meng Tangxi suddenly sneezed.

Then, two lines of crystal clear snot dripped from the tip of his reddened nose.

Liu Lian looked at Meng Tangxi's snot with a blank face: "..."

Meng Tangxi blushed suddenly: "..."

Seeing Liu Lian's disgusted expression, Meng Tangxi hastily explained: "I've been waiting for you at your door for several hours, and I'm almost dying of cold!"

Just after he finished speaking, he sneezed several times again, not only the tip of his nose became red, but also tears welled up from the corners of his eyes.

Seeing Meng Tangxi's pitiful look, Liu Lian's heart suddenly softened, and he sighed: "Forget it, you can come into my house to warm up, if you catch a cold again, it will be troublesome."

When Meng Tangxi was waiting for Liu Lian in the biting cold wind, he fantasized a lot about how he would press Liu Lian on the anti-theft door, but in the end, he died again before he could finish his mission!

Meng Tangxi's heart was very bitter, and even if he succeeded in entering the house again, he had been listless and lacked energy before.Especially when Liu Lian saw his most embarrassing side!When Meng Tangxi thought that he had sneezed and snotted in front of Liu Lian just now, he immediately felt ill.

But soon, Meng Tangxi remembered that he seemed to have lost face in front of Liu Lian countless times... Recalling the previous scenes one after another, Meng Tangxi gradually became numb.

So when Liu Lian poured Meng Tangxi a cup of hot tea out, he saw Meng Tangxi's unlovely expression.

Liu Lian raised her eyebrows, and while serving tea to Meng Tangxi, she asked him, "What's wrong?"

Meng Tangxi took the tea that Liu Lian handed over, and said with a look of lovelessness: "You have seen my shameful appearance. If I were a girl, I would definitely not be able to get married."

Liu Lian: "..."

Meng Tangxi sneezed again, then wiped his nose with a tissue with teary eyes.

Seeing Meng Tangxi's pitiful look, Liu Lian sighed, and then handed the two durian layers he packed back to Meng Tangxi: "You must not have lunch, take it." Looking at Meng Tangxi It's so cold and I waited for several hours at the door of his house...

After receiving the durian thousand layers sent by Liu Lian, Meng Tangxi twitched, his face touched.

Sure enough, Liu Lian still has him in his heart!Knowing that he definitely didn't have lunch, he even packed durian millefeuille from outside and gave it to him!

Meng Tangxi was so moved, he looked down at the durian layer in his arms, and suddenly thought of one thing——

etc!Liu Lian actually gave him durian thousand layers!What does that represent?

Meng Tangxi suddenly became excited!Isn't Liu Lian just durian thousand layers?Liu Lian gave him Durian Melaleuca...that must be a hint!Yes, that's right, this must be a hint!

So Liu Lian soon discovered that at one moment Meng Tangxi was still depressed and unhappy, but at the next moment his eyes lit up and his face was flushed. He couldn't help but wonder, did Meng Tangxi like durian so much? ?As for such a moved expression?

Just when Liu Lian was puzzled, Meng Tangxi had already made up some of Liu Lian's hints, his face couldn't help but gradually flushed, and his nasal cavity was also slightly hot.

Seeing Meng Tangxi's face gradually turning red, Liu Lian couldn't help becoming worried. He frowned and reached out to touch Meng Tangxi's forehead: "Your face is very red, maybe you have a cold?"

The theater in Meng Tangxi's brain was raging, and when Liu Lian touched him, he suddenly came back to his senses. He looked down at Liu Lian's serious expression, and his heart suddenly jumped, and his heart beat violently.

The next moment, Meng Tangxi lowered his head and kissed Liu Lian's mouth.

Liu Lian's eyes widened instantly, seeing Meng Tangxi's face enlarged in front of his eyes, his mind went blank.

The moment the two looked at each other, Liu Lian suddenly felt his heart beating violently, and he didn't realize for a long time that he wanted to push Meng Tangxi away.

When Liu Lian's mind was blank, Meng Tangxi's reaction didn't seem to be very promising. This was the first time he kissed Liu Lian when he and Liu Lian were fully awake, unlike the first time he was forced and helpless It's not like the sneaky one before... This is the first time he kissed Liu Lian openly.

Meng Tangxi's mind was also blank. He was at a loss at first, not knowing what to do, but soon a man's instinct got the upper hand, and he couldn't help stretching his arms around Liu Lian's waist, and rubbed Liu Lian into his arms.

Meng Tangxi stuck the tip of her tongue into Liu Lian's mouth, and at the same time couldn't help putting her hand into Liu Lian's clothes.

Liu Lian's mind was still blank. Before he could react, Meng Tangxi had already lifted his clothes, then lowered his head and kissed Liu Lian from mouth to chin, and then from Adam's apple to chest.

When Liu Lian came back to his senses, Meng Tangxi had already lowered his head and put his millet into his mouth. He had coveted this place for a long time.

Liu Lian: "..."

He looked down at Meng Tangxi's hairy black head, and suddenly he felt bad.

The corner of Liu Lian's mouth twitched, and he quickly stretched out his hand to push Meng Tangxi away.

But Meng Tangxi hadn't escaped yet, she lowered her head and wanted to continue.

Liu Lian's face turned cold immediately, and she stopped Meng Tangxi's movements: "What are you doing! Stop!"

Meng Tangxi, who was indulging in it, was pushed away by Liu Lian unexpectedly, feeling dissatisfied and wronged at once: "Why did you push me away? You obviously like it too, don't you?"

Liu Lian said coldly, "Why do I like it? Don't talk nonsense!"

"You say you don't like it," Meng Tangxi snorted, "...the body obviously likes it very much."

Liu Lian looked at Meng Tangxi coldly: "I don't like it at all, you should go back."

Meng Tangxi immediately looked aggrieved: "Just now you clearly responded to me!"

Liu Lian said coldly: "...This is your illusion."

"You obviously responded to me!" Meng Tangxi was angry and wronged, "When I stuck my tongue into your mouth just now, you obviously hooked my tongue with the tip of your tongue! And when I kissed your little tits , you have your chest up too!"

Liu Lian's tone suddenly became colder: "Impossible! This is definitely your illusion!"

Meng Tangxi looked down at Liu Lian's face, her heart felt hot, and she blurted out: "I like you!"

Liu Lian was taken aback for a moment, and was stunned.

After Meng Tang finished speaking, his face flushed immediately, and his heart was beating very fast. He lowered his head and looked at Liu Lian nervously and expectantly, and couldn't help swallowing.

After Liu Lian was silent for a moment, she said "oh".

Meng Tangxi stared at Liu Lian nervously and expectantly for a long time, but only waited for Liu Lian's cold response, and suddenly became unhappy: "Oh, what do you mean?"

Liu Lian said expressionlessly: "It's not interesting, aren't you a straight man?"

"It's not anymore!" Meng Tangxi blushed, "I've become gay for you, yet your reaction is so cold!"

Liu Lian raised her eyebrows: "If you like men, should I like you?"

Meng Tangxi was taken aback for a moment, apparently he had never thought about this possibility before, he was taken aback for a moment, and then he choked out a sentence: "...but don't you like men?"

The corner of Liu Lian's mouth twitched: "I like men, so should I like you?"

Meng Tangxi was taken aback for a moment, obviously he had never thought about this possibility before.

Meng Tangxi calmed down, he suddenly found that he had neglected a very important thing all this time.

That is--

Even if he likes Liu Lian, it seems that Liu Lian doesn't necessarily like him too.

As a god-level handsome guy who has always been invincible by his looks, Meng Tangxi suddenly felt a wave of frustration.

From childhood to adulthood, even if he did nothing, he would receive the attention of many girls, so he never bothered about it.

Meng Tangxi can't remember how many times he has been confessed by girls since he was a child, and how many times he has received love letters from girls... Of course, there are even boys among them. He has never tried to worry about his lack of charm Feel.

He has always been proud of his looks, and has always been invincible with his looks, but at this moment, he only feels a deep frustration, this kind of feeling that he hates less books when he uses them, and hates ugliness when he uses them. What!

"Do you really not like me at all?" Meng Tangxi was a little unwilling, "Not even a little bit?"

Liu Lian said blankly, "No."

Meng Tangxi was still not reconciled: "But you clearly responded to me just now!"

"Don't mention what happened just now," Liu Lian's face turned cold, "That's just a normal man's reaction, even if it wasn't you, if it was another man, I would..."

"Other men?" Meng Tangxi's face turned dark immediately, "Who else do you want to do that kind of thing with? That wild man!"

Liu Lian said blankly: "Who do I want to do this kind of thing with, what does it have to do with you?"

Meng Tangxi: "..."

He was taken aback for a moment, and the whole person froze.

Until being pushed out of the door by Liu Lian, Meng Tangxi still had a shocked expression on his face.

Just when Liu Lian was about to close the door, Meng Tangxi suddenly came back to his senses, he turned around quickly, and stretched out his hand to grab the door frame.

"Wait a moment!"

Liu Lian raised her eyebrows: "Is there anything else?"

Meng Tangxi took a deep breath, and then said seriously: "It doesn't matter if you don't like me now, but can you give me a chance to make you like me?"

After Liu Lian paused, Meng Tangxi said seriously: "Give me a chance to pursue you!"

Before Liu Lian could speak, Meng Tangxi had already made a decision on his own: "I decided to start pursuing you tomorrow, no, I will start pursuing you from today!"

He will definitely find ways to make Liu Lian like him!

Even if Liu Lian doesn't like his appearance, he still has talent and connotation anyway!He will definitely make Liu Lian fall in love with him!

...and he is so handsome, how could Liu Lian not like his appearance? !It must be because Liu Lian hasn't discovered how handsome he is yet!He must show Liu Lian his handsomeness without dead ends in 360 degrees!

Liu Lian looked away, not looking at Meng Tangxi's burning gaze: "It's up to you."

"Great!" Even though he was defeated just now, Meng Tangxi quickly regained his strength. He looked at Liu Lian with bright eyes, "I will definitely work hard!"

"It's cold outside." Liu Lian looked away again, reaching out to close the door, "Go back quickly."

Meng Tangxi was still digging at the door frame with his fingers: "Wait a minute..."

Liu Lian closed the door with a cold face, Meng Tangxi looked at Liu Lian for the last time, and finally let go of her fingers.

Meng Tangxi watched the door being closed, and immediately looked disappointed.

But soon, he picked himself up again...it's okay!Anyway, it's just starting with friends!

He will definitely make Liu Lian fall in love with him!

Meng Tangxi immediately took out her mobile phone to search a lot of study materials——

"The Right Way to Pursue Boys"

"99 Tips for Success in Love"

"How to Hold a Boy's Heart"

……

After Liu Lian closed the door, she leaned against the door and stared blankly for a while.

After a while, he turned and returned to the room.

Li Zhi had already gone home, but just as Liu Lian turned on the computer, he received a message from Li Zhi.

Lychee Mousse: In order not to be a male god's light bulb, I went home Lychee Mousse: Brother, how are you and the male god doing now?

Lychee mousse: Rolling around and showing off its cuteness, please follow up!

Durian Melaleuca: He just confessed to me

Lychee mousse: Damn it! ! !

Lychee Mousse: Then what? ! ! !

Lychee Mousse: What's next? ! ! !

Durian Melaleuca: Then I rejected him

Lychee Mousse: What the hell?Why!

Lychee Mousse: That's my male god!My god!You actually rejected my male god!

Lychee Mousse: Why?

Melaleuca Durian: Do you still remember why I dropped out of junior high school?

Lychee Mousse: Brother, haven't you already stepped out?Why bring that up again?

Melaleuca durian: because he is that person

Lychee mousse: ...

Lychee Mousse: What the hell? !

Lychee Mousse: Brother!You mean!My male god is the bastard who caused you to drop out of school when you were in junior high school? ! !

Durian Melaleuca: Yes

Lychee mousse: Damn it!Why didn't you tell me before? !Is he the bastard who posted the letter you wrote on the school bulletin board after you confessed to him, and you were excluded and had to drop out of school? ! ! !

Lychee mousse: [-]. It's quick!forgive me!elder brother!

Durian Melaleuca: It's okay

Lychee Mousse: Why didn't you tell me before?If only I knew he was that kind of guy!No matter how handsome he is, it's impossible for me to regard him as my male god!

Lychee Mousse: How ironic, he was the one who rejected you in that way, but now he actually likes you instead!

Lychee Mousse: You should promise him, and then get rid of him hard!snort!

Durian Melaleuca: ...

Durian Melaleuca: Have you watched too many dog ​​blood series?

After a while, Liu Lian received a bunch of materials from Li Zhi——

"How to Revenge Your Enemy"

"A Gentleman's Revenge, Ten Years Is Not Too Late"

"36 Tactics of Revenge"

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