What should I do if I swapped bodies with a male god?

Seeing Li Zhi's ever-changing expression, Liu Lian knew that she must be thinking of something strange, frowned and said hastily, "Stop, stop! Don't have too much imagination."

Li Zhi grabbed Liu Lian's hand and looked at him with wide eyes: "Tell me! Has my male god really become my brother-in-law? Have I really become my male god's sister-in-law?" ?...Wait! You better stop talking! Let me make mental preparations first!"

She never expected that one day her male god would become her brother-in-law!

Wait, no, is it brother-in-law or sister-in-law?

Seeing Li Zhi's tangled face, Liu Lian twitched her brows, and said helplessly, "It's said that you think too much. I have nothing to do with him. At most, I'm just a neighbor. He didn't become your brother-in-law. You She didn't become his sister-in-law either."

Li Zhi had a look of disbelief: "I just saw him kiss you, if I hadn't come out of the elevator at that time, maybe you both would have kissed each other!"

Liu Lian said nonsense seriously: "No, he just accidentally fell down just now, and I happened to be standing in front of him, so he jumped on me."

"Is that so?" Li Zhi looked suspicious, "Then who was the man that the male god said on his Weibo that he liked?"

Liu Lian shrugged: "How do I know, he has only moved here for a few days, and I don't know him very well."

Li Zhi seemed to believe it now, she sighed a little disappointed, and said to Liu Lian while packing her luggage: "Ever since the male god announced his coming out on Weibo, his Weibo is about to blow up, after all he In the past, he always insisted that he was a straight man, and he never let the CP be corrupted, but now he suddenly came out of the closet, and everyone thought he was transmigrated!"

Liu Lian's hand that was pouring tea for Li Zhi trembled, and then he coughed lightly and said, "It's hard to say, after all, there are very few absolute heterosexuals, and most people are hidden bisexuals." .”

Li Zhi sat down on the sofa, resting her chin with both hands and said: "It is said that there are many people who like him in the starry circle, both handsome and beautiful. I heard from the gossip that there is a very famous and handsome cosplayer I like him, but he seems to be indifferent all the time. I really want to know who is the man who bent the male god... To be able to bend the male god alive, not to mention being handsome, at least he must be so handsome that he can move China Bar?"

Liu Lian: "..."

Liu Lian silently handed the tea to Li Zhi, and Li Zhi drank it in one gulp, then rubbed her belly and said she was hungry, so Liu Lian went into the kitchen and cooked a bowl of egg fried rice for Li Zhi.

While burying her head in eating fried rice, Li Zhi was full of praise for Liu Lian: "Brother, your egg fried rice is still so delicious, you are so virtuous, you can marry directly!"

Liu Lian smiled and said nothing.

After eating, Li Zhi started pestering Liu Lian to play games together again. She took out a computer bag from her suitcase, and a laptop from the computer bag, and let Liu Lian accompany her. She plays games together.

Liu Lian also turned on the computer and played games with Li Zhi.

Li Zhi's account is a male account, and it's superficial, but compared to Meng Tangxi's golden account, Li Zhi's account is much more normal.

Soon, a Daoist robed and immortal Chongxuguan Tuba appeared next to Dulian Qianlayer.

Li Zhi is also a kryptonite, and the equipment, weapons and mounts on her body are all bought with money. She has been playing various online games all year round, and she is not merciless in spending money in games, but she always feels that her brother is not that kind. She is the kind of person who spends money in games, so when she saw the fashion on Dulian Melaleuca, she was quite surprised.

"Brother, you actually spent money on fashion? Didn't you persuade me to spend less on games?"

Liu Lian coughed lightly: "Because of a little accident..."

"A little accident?" Li Zhi sat next to Liu Lian with her notebook in her arms, looking suspiciously at the beautiful and gorgeous dress on Durian Melaleuca on the screen, "I can't see that you like this kind of fashion..."

"Someone gave it to me," Liu Lian shrugged. He knew that Li Zhi knew him too well, and he couldn't hide it. "How could I buy such a flashy thing myself?"

"Others? Who?" Li Zhi looked curious.

Liu Lian was silent for a moment, and then said, "The...husband in the game."

Seeing Li Zhi's eyes widen in an instant, he quickly explained: "I didn't lie to him, I told him clearly that I was a man, and he insisted on giving it to me, but I also returned the gift later."

Li Zhi couldn't believe it: "For no reason, if it wasn't because I wanted to pick you up, why would I give you something?"

Liu Lian hesitated for a while, then told Li Zhi that her husband in the game was Man's Breath, and then told that Man's Star liked Durian Melaleuca, although he didn't know that the Durian Melaleuca in the game was Durian Melaleuca himself. , but because the two have the same id, the tortuous story of Ai Wu Ji Wu was told.

Li Zhi got dizzy after listening to half of it, and it took a while for her to react, and asked hesitantly: "So, the Man's Breath in the game is the cosplayer Man's Breath, and he has always liked to sing Durian Melaleuca, So when I was playing the game, I found a person with an id called Durian Melaleuca to be my wife, and later that person sold the number to you, and although Man Tianxing didn't know that the durian Melaleuca in the game is now the real Durian Melaleuca, but He has always been very kind to Durian Melaleuca, and he gave you a lot of things without knowing that you are Durian Melaleuca?"

Liu Lian shrugged: "That's it. In the game, he didn't know that I was Melaleuca durian, but because I had the ID of Melaleuca durian, he gave me something."

Li Zhi was dizzy, and after she recovered, she patted her thigh and said, "He must really love you!"

She paused, and suddenly asked Liu Lian in shock: "In reality, does he know that you are a durian thousand layers?"

Liu Lian smiled and nodded: "He found out two days ago."

Li Zhi turned pale with shock again: "So the person he said before coming out of the closet is really you!"

Liu Lian pursed her lips: "I don't know who he is referring to, but compared to Liu Lian, I think he may be referring to the durian layer."

Li Zhi asked in a daze, "But aren't you a durian thousand layers?"

Liu Lian smiled: "Durian Melaleuca is an ancient singer, who sang at station b... But in the final analysis, it is just an avatar on the Internet. I can only be Durian Melaleuca online, and I am just Liu Lian when I turn off the computer."

"Although I don't understand very well," Li Zhi frowned, "But according to you, you think Man Tianxing only likes you on the Internet, not you in reality?"

Liu Lian smiled and shook her head: "Half and half, maybe what he likes is the durian Melaleuca on the Internet, and Liu Lian in his fantasy...not the real me."

Li Zhi asked puzzledly: "Then you can show your true self, wouldn't it be fine?"

Liu Lian sighed: "The problem is, I can't show my true self in front of him."

The real him may have been locked away by him in the year when he dropped out of school for some reason. In order to get out of the shadow of the past, he worked hard to learn to be strong, to become a stronger person, and to manage Durian Melaleuca well. And the two vests of Fleeting Qianzhong.These two vests have different personalities, but they both have countless meters, and they have been widely echoed on the Internet.But behind the glamor on the Internet, no one seems to know what kind of person the real Liu Lian is.

Even Liu Lian himself sometimes couldn't figure out what kind of person he was.

Li Zhi still didn't understand, but she knew that Liu Lian had her own ideas, so she couldn't say anything more, so she manipulated the characters in the game and said to Liu Lian, "Brother, let's do the task of sworn brotherhood."

In the game "Jianghu", players and players can increase their favorability by doing sworn quests, and finally achieve the achievement of sworn brotherhood, and if players want to get married, they must first go through the sworn stage, but Li Zhi knows Liu Lian He is already married in the game, so he just wants to marry Liu Lian.

Because Liu Lian bought an account as a gift to her husband, he had never done a sworn mission before. After hearing what Li Zhi said, he was a little curious and went with her.

Liu Lian had just received a mission from an npc when she received a private message from Meng Tangxi.

[Private Chat] [Gypsophila] Emergency rescue!I'm in a situation again!Ask for advice!

[Private chat] [Gypsophila]... Who are you teaming up with?

[Private Chat] [Durian Melaleuca] With a friend, what's the matter?

[Private chat] [Gypsophila] After I have made a perfect plan, I am going to confess!But later encountered various situations!The result is that I failed to confess in the end!what should I do now?Wait online!Very urgent!

[Private Chat] [Durian Melaleuca] I think you should calm down first

[Private chat] [Gypsophila] I can't calm down!I'll come to you first!

Soon, Meng Tangxi's golden title of local tyrant appeared in front of Liu Lian and Li Zhi.

After the stars on the screen walked around Liu Lian's and Li Zhi's numbers, a bubble popped up on his head.

[Nearby] [Gypsophila] Who is he?

Li Zhi suddenly became excited: "Is this the game number of my male god! So handsome!"

Liu Lian glanced at her silently, is she handsome?

Li Zhi looked at Meng Tangxi's words on the nearby channel, and suddenly smiled: "The male god will not regard me as a rival in love, right?"

Liu Lian said lightly: "You think too much, he and I are just friends in the game at best."

Li Zhi snorted: "But aren't you all married in the game? If you really cheated, you'd be cuckolding him!"

Liu Lian was a little speechless: "I was not the one who married him back then."

Li Zhi smiled, and also posted a sentence on the current channel——

【Nearby】【Lichee of Dawn】Then who are you?

This standard provocative sentence pattern quickly succeeded in teasing Meng Tangxi, so he decisively put the title of "Husband of Durian Melaleuca" on his head.

[Nearby] [Gypsophila] Ma'am, who is he?

Li Zhi immediately looked at Liu Lian suspiciously: "Does he really not know your real identity?" This is clearly jealous!

Liu Lian shook his head, he hesitated for a moment, and started typing.

[Nearby] [Durian Melaleuca] This is my friend. In reality, he dare not directly call her sister. After all, Meng Tangxi has seen Li Zhi come to him just now. It would be bad if Meng Tangxi thinks of something. .

Soon, Meng Tangxi came to beat Liu Lian privately again.

[Private chat] [Gypsophila] Is this your friend?

[Private Chat] [Durian Melaleuca] Yes

[Private chat] [Gypsophila] Where are you going as a team?

[Private chat] [Durian Melaleuca] to do the task of sworn brotherhood

[Private Chat] [Gypsophila Stars] Are you ready to get married with goodwill? !

It's no wonder that Meng Tangxi had this kind of reaction. After all, those who will do the sworn mission in this game are basically going to get married, not to mention that they have a male account and a female account, so it is easy to make people have this kind of reaction.

The marriage procedure in this game is quite cumbersome. You need to do the sworn quest first to increase your favorability. After reaching a certain degree of favorability, you have to go to the NPC to pick up the marriage task. After completing the task, you can get married. Divorce is very simple, as long as both parties go to The npc chooses to divorce, and after each pays the money, they can break up at once.

[Private Chat] [Gypsophila Stars] Give up!I will not divorce you!

[Private chat] [Gypsophila] Otherwise, you can create another account and sell it to me!

[Private chat] [Durian Melaleuca] You think too much, we are just sworn brothers [Private chat] [Gypsophila] Really? !

[Private chat] [Durian Melaleuca] Can I still steal your number to get a divorce?

[Private chat] [Gypsophila] That's right!I can rest assured that!

Li Zhi leaned over and peeked at the two people's chat records openly, and the corners of her mouth twitched: "I can't tell, the male god is... such a person..." Should she say stupid or cute or stupid?

The perfect image of a male god that had just been established was shattered to pieces in minutes!

Meng Tangxi in front of the computer screen suddenly sneezed loudly.

When he came back to his senses, he rubbed his nose and thought to himself, who is thinking about him?

... Could it be Liu Lian? !

Meng Tangxi immediately cheered up and sat up straight, but soon, he thought of the wild man he saw tonight.

Although Liu Lian said that the wild man was just a friend he just met... just met that wild man and let the wild man enter the house!

While he was unhappy, he thought deeply about how to teach Liu Lian a lesson and revive his husband after he confessed successfully!

At this moment, Meng Tangxi didn't seem to have thought about the possibility of an unsuccessful confession.

After Liu Lian and Li Zhi finished the mission, Liu Lian was a little sleepy, and after talking to Li Zhi, she turned off the computer and went to take a shower.

And when Meng Tangxi finished yelling on his own, and then wanted to continue looking for the Durian Melaleuca in the game for guidance, he found that the Durian Melaleuca had been offline.

After playing the game bored for a while, he suddenly felt bored, so he also logged off.

After Liu Lian took a shower, she helped Li Zhi tidy up the guest room, and then drove Li Zhi to the guest room.

Holding the computer in her hands, Li Zhi was in good spirits, as if she was going to stay up all night.

Liu Lian frowned and told her, "Go to bed early, don't play too late."

Li Zhi buried her head in the game and said without raising her head, "I got it, I got it, bro, go to sleep."

Liu Lian lay on the bed and checked Weibo for a while before going to bed, and as he kept scrolling, he came across Meng Tangxi's latest Weibo.

Gypsophila v: Daughter-in-law, good night, dream about me =3=

Liu Lian: "..."

He silently clicked on the comment section under that Weibo post, and sure enough, there was a lot of crying. Many people were crying that the god finally had a boyfriend... It seemed as if Meng Tangxi had confessed successfully and really had a boyfriend. of.

He looked at the weibo with complicated eyes, sighed after a long while, then put the phone aside and started to sleep.

Early the next morning, Liu Lian was woken up by the simultaneous ringing of the doorbell and text messages.

He got up and fumbled for his phone, and sure enough, it was another text message from Meng Tangxi.

Meng Tangxi: Little rabbit, open the door obediently~ come and open the door, come and open the door~ I have something very important to tell you~

Liu Lian dropped the phone expressionlessly, turned over and wanted to continue sleeping, but the doorbell outside the living room kept ringing, making it so loud that he couldn't fall asleep at all.

He had no choice but to get up, brushed his teeth and washed his face slowly after getting up all over his body, and then went to open the door for Meng Tangxi with a dark face.

Outside the door, Meng Tangxi was dressed more coquettishly than yesterday, and seemed to be wearing a little men's perfume. He stood at the door with a smile on his face, holding a bag of... breakfast in his hand.

"Good morning," Meng Tangxi was not at all impatient because Liu Lian came to open the door so late, the moment he saw Liu Lian, the smile on his face suddenly became brighter, "The breakfast I bought for you, eat it while it is hot .”

"You also know it's very early?" Liu Lian looked at Meng Tangxi expressionlessly, "It's only 06:30."

Meng Tangxi's smile froze immediately, he got up at five o'clock today, because he was so excited last night that he couldn't sleep all night, he finally lay down, and at five o'clock he was woken up again by his excitement.

He got up and waited for more than half an hour, and then remembered that at this point, a breakfast shop in the next street had already opened. The seafood porridge in that breakfast shop was very delicious, and there would be a long queue every day when it opened, even after a dozen The residents of this street will go to have breakfast specially, usually after seven o'clock, they will not be able to eat.

Meng Tangxi usually gets up late, so although he has heard that the seafood porridge in that breakfast shop is delicious, he has never tried it, so he ran to the breakfast shop on a whim to pack three seafood porridge, one It's his, one is his future sister-in-law's, and the other is... hehe.

However, he calmed down now, only to realize that it was only 06:30, usually Liu Lian hadn't gotten up at this time, but he ran to knock on the door as soon as his brain got hot.

Thinking of Liu Lian's getting angry, he broke out in a cold sweat.

"Brother, who is it, why did you come here so early in the morning..."

Li Zhi was also woken up by Meng Tangxi, and walked out while yawning. When she saw that the person outside the door was Meng Tangxi, she blushed immediately: "...a male god?"

Meng Tangxi quickly smiled at her future sister-in-law: "Good morning."

"Male God, what are you doing here so early?" Li Zhi was a little shy when Meng Tangxi smiled. Although she had learned a little bit about Meng Tangxi's essence yesterday, she was still easily deceived by Meng Tangxi's appearance at the moment.

Liu Lian silently watched the interaction between the two, he reached out to take the breakfast in Meng Tangxi's hand, turned around and handed it to Li Zhi: "Your male god is here to bring you breakfast."

Li Zhi took the breakfast with a blank face: "Breakfast delivered early in the morning?"

Meng Tangxi smiled quickly and said: "The seafood porridge in this store is delicious and very popular. If you eat it after seven o'clock, you may not be able to eat it, so I went to buy it early in the morning." Actually, it was excitement He couldn't sleep all night, so he went to buy it on a whim, but of course he wouldn't say such things.

When Liu Lian heard that it was the seafood porridge from that breakfast shop, his face softened a little. He had also heard that the seafood porridge from that breakfast shop was delicious, but because he had to get up early, he never tried it.

Li Zhi carried the breakfast, looked at Liu Lian, then at Meng Tangxi, and immediately understood.

Then she suddenly found that her wattage seemed a little high.

"Ahem, I suddenly realized that I forgot to brush my teeth and wash my face. I'm going to brush my teeth and wash my face first!"

Li Zhi ran back like a gust of wind, Meng Tangxi saw that the light bulb had receded by itself, and quickly smiled at Liu Lian: "Won't you invite me in?"

For the sake of seafood porridge, Liu Lian let Meng Tangxi in.

Meng Tangxi saw the long johns that Liu Lian was wearing at a glance. Originally, he thought that long johns were ugly and old-fashioned, but at this moment, he only thought that long johns were wonderful. Take off Liu Lian's pants, once you see Liu Lian's long johns, you will definitely lose interest!

Liu Lian didn't know what Meng Tangxi was thinking. When he turned around, he saw Meng Tangxi staring at his lower body with a strange smile on his face. He frowned immediately: "What are you looking at?"

"Look at your long johns!" Meng Tangxi chuckled, "I don't know who invented the long johns, but that person is so witty!"

Liu Lian: "..."

Obviously when Li Zhi was still there just now, Meng Tangxi was quite temperamental, why did Meng Tangxi show his true colors when Li Zhi left?

Li Zhi stayed in the toilet and couldn't come out, so Liu Lian and Meng Tangxi started to eat seafood porridge. Lian.

At first Liu Lian thought the seafood porridge was very delicious and worthy of its reputation, but after he ate a few mouthfuls, he noticed a scorching gaze on him, making him uncomfortable, but when he raised his head At that moment, that gaze disappeared again.

Liu Lian lowered himself down and continued to drink the porridge. After taking a few sips, that gaze fell on him again...

Liu Lian gradually felt that the seafood porridge tasted a little strange, he narrowed his eyes slightly, seized the opportunity to raise his head, and sure enough, he met Meng Tangxi's sight.

However, Meng Tangxi didn't feel the embarrassment of being caught peeping at all. Instead, she continued to stare at Liu Lian openly, left and right, with fiery eyes.

Seeing Meng Tangxi's scorching eyes, Liu Lian gradually felt as if she had become a shrimp in that bowl of seafood porridge.

Meng Tangxi suddenly had a flash of inspiration, this occasion, this atmosphere, is very suitable for confession!

He quickly swallowed the porridge in his mouth and corrected his sitting posture.

Liu Lian suddenly felt that Meng Tangxi's aura changed, and he restrained his original looseness and began to show his sharpness. Meng Tangxi lowered his eyes and looked at Liu Lian seriously, and the corners of his beautiful lips moved slightly: "Liu Lian, I have something very important to tell you..."

Seeing Meng Tangxi's suddenly serious expression, Liu Lian's heart beat faster, but the next moment——

"Ah! Brother! There are cockroaches in the toilet!"

Li Zhi screamed, ran out of the toilet, and threw herself on Liu Lian.

"Help! There are cockroaches in the toilet!"

Liu Lian was taken aback by Li Zhi at first, but soon he came back to his senses. After all, little girls are generally afraid of cockroaches. Just when he opened his arms and wanted to hug Li Zhi, and comfort Li Zhi by the way ——

"Cockroaches?! Where are the cockroaches?"

Meng Tangxi also let out a scream, and then jumped into Liu Lian's arms faster than Li Zhi.

Liu Lian, who originally opened her arms to give her sister a loving hug: "..."

Li Zhi, who was rushing towards Liu Lian but could only stop abruptly halfway: "..."