What should I do if I swapped bodies with a male god?

Liu Lian felt that Meng Tangxi seemed weird this morning.

He originally thought that what he said to Meng Tangxi yesterday had some influence on Meng Tangxi, but after he observed it carefully, he found that it didn't seem to be the case.

——Meng Tangxi's attitude towards him seems to be even more distant than yesterday.

When the two exchanged houses in the morning, Meng Tangxi dodged his eyes the whole time, looking hesitant to speak, but when Liu Lian took the initiative to ask, he just shook his head and said nothing.

Seeing Meng Tangxi's appearance, Liu Lian raised her eyebrows, and suddenly asked, "How is your friend now?"

Meng Tangxi was about to enter the door, but when he heard this, his hand shook and he almost closed the door. He paused for a long time before he hesitated and said, "...Wh, what friend?"

"That straight boyfriend of yours who dreamed of having sex with a man." Liu Lian folded his arms against the door frame and smiled softly, "Has he made up his mind to find someone to verify it now?"

Meng Tangxi swallowed: "No, I don't know, I'm not him, how could I know what he thinks?"

"It's a pity," Liu Lian looked regretful, and then he raised an eyebrow and smiled at Meng Tangxi, "If he decides to abandon the pretense and accept the real self, please be sure to introduce him to me, maybe we can become friends."

Meng Tangxi was taken aback for a moment, but before he could react, Liu Lian turned and went back to the room.

After returning home, Liu Lian turned on the computer and wanted to code, but after he opened the document, he stared at the document for a long time in a daze.

10 minutes passed, and the document was still blank, with nothing written.

He sighed, and then resolutely closed the file.

Since he is not in the mood to code, it is better not to force himself, otherwise the things written in that state are just perfunctory readers. As a responsible author, how can he do that kind of perfunctory readers?

Liu Lian thought so, then gave up the code words with peace of mind, and opened the game.

Not long after he played the game, he received a private message from his new apprentice.

[Private chat] [Yiyi] Master, master, you are finally here~(≧▽≦)/[Private chat] [Durian Melaleuca] Well, you are already level 38?

[Private chat] [Yiyi] Hehe~ I came up early in the morning~ Seeing that the master is not here, I went to level up by myself~ But I accepted a super difficult task~ I died many times~(tot)

[Private Chat] [Durian Melaleuca] What task?

[Private chat] [Yiyi] Send a letter to Li Cuihua in the next door village

[Private Chat] [Durian Melaleuca] That is a dungeon mission, did you go there alone?

[Private chat] [Yiyi] (⊙o⊙) Is that the legendary dungeon?Myself……

[Private Chat] [Durian Melaleuca] Your level is too low, and it is still far away if you want to play a copy alone, let me take you there [Private Chat] [Yiyi] Thank you, master qaq

In fact, Liu Lian has never tried to do the dungeon by himself, Meng Tangxi went with him before, but the Durian Melaleuca is a full-level large size, so the next low-level dungeon should be fine.

Just when Liu Lian was going to take his newly recruited apprentice to pretend to fly together, he received another private chat message.

[Private chat] [Gypsophila] I have something important to ask for advice! ! !

[Private chat] [Gypsophila] Emergency rescue! ! !It's really going to die this time! ! !

[Private Chat] [Durian Melaleuca] I'm very busy right now, slow down [Private Chat] [Gypsophila] What are you busy with?I just wanted to form a group with you, and found that you already have a team [private chat] [Durian Melaleuca] Take my apprentice to the dungeon

[Private chat] [Gypsophila] You actually accepted an apprentice?Why didn't you tell me before?

[Private Chat] [Durian Melaleuca] I just received it yesterday

[Private Chat] [Mantian Xing] Isn't your apprentice my apprentice, please add me, let me, the master, send some meeting gifts to our apprentice, let me think about what to give...

Liu Lian touched her chin, then smiled and invited Meng Tangxi to form a team.

Meng Tangxi quickly passed the application, and then——

[Team] [Gypsophila] Are you my wife's new apprentice?Come on, call Shigong [Team] [Yiyi] Brother Xiaoxi?

[Team] [Gypsophila]! ! ! ! ! !

[Team] [Yiyi] Brother Xiaoxi!You finally came!

Meng Tangxi immediately rushed to poke Liu Lian privately.

[Private chat] [Gypsophila] Damn it!what happened?How did you know Yiyi?

[Private Chat] [Durian Melaleuca] I don't know her, but she seems to know you [Private Chat] [Gypsophila] Why did you accept her as an apprentice if you don't know her?

[Private Chat] [Durian Melaleuca] Yesterday I went to Xinshou Village to collect level 1 materials, and I happened to meet her, and thought her ID was quite suitable for me, so I accepted her as an apprentice [Private Chat] [Gypsophila] Fuck! ! !

On the other side, Meng Tangxi also received a private message from Lu Rianyi.

[Private chat] [Yiyi] Brother Xiaoxi~ I heard Wan Feng said you were playing this game, so I came to find you [Private chat] [Gypsophila] Why did you come to me?

[Private chat] [Yiyi] Of course I'm playing games with you!

[Private chat] [Gypsophila] Do you know my wife?

[Private chat] [Yiyi] I don’t know, yesterday when I was wandering around Xinshou Village and couldn’t find the task destination, it was the master who helped me, the master is really a good person~(≧▽≦)/Liu Lian smiled slightly, As if unable to see the undercurrents under the team, he calmly typed on the team channel.

【Team】【Durian Melaleuca】Okay, everyone is here, let's go【Team】【Yiyi】(^o^)/~Okay

【Team】【Gypsophila】...

After entering the dungeon, Meng Tangxi rushed to the front to fight monsters as usual, while taking time to chat with two people at the same time.

[Private chat] [Gypsophila] So you really don't know Yiyi?

[Private chat] [Durian Melaleuca] I really don't know her, but I heard her say yesterday that she played this game for the person she likes...

[Private chat] [Durian Melaleuca] Oh, it suddenly occurred to me that the person she mentioned seems to be you [Private chat] [Gypsophila] Can you forget such things? !She has liked to pester me since she was a child, and now she can't even play a game in peace!

[Private chat] [Gypsophila] Yiyi, as you can see, I already have a wife [Private chat] [Yiyi] But the master said yesterday that he is a man [Private chat] [Gypsophila] How could he even Everything told you? ! !

[Private chat] [Yiyi] Because I said that I like you brother Xiaoxi, the master must be afraid that I might misunderstand you. Bloody, while typing to reply to Meng Tangxi.

[Private chat] [Durian Melaleuca] Then why don't you just reject her and cut off her thoughts, so that she won't pester you all the time [Private chat] [Gypsophila] Her mother is my mother's good Friend, she is also my sister's good friend, I can't say it!

[Private Chat] [Durian Melaleuca] If you don't like someone, you should reject her early. Your hesitation is more cruel to her [Private Chat] [Gypsophila] But...

[Private Chat] [Durian Melaleuca] Since you don't like people, don't give others hope to see durian Melaleuca. After saying that, Meng Tangxi immediately gave a meal, and after a while, he sighed.

[Private chat] [Mantianxing] I already have someone I like

[Private chat] [Yiyi] Brother Xiaoxi...are you kidding me?

[Private chat] [Gypsophila] I'm not kidding

[Private chat] [Yiyi] Brother Xiaoxi...

[Private chat] [Gypsophila] After the dungeon, I went to the restaurant last time. I have something to tell you that Liu Lian didn't know if Meng Tangxi listened to him, but he found that the whole team was silent after that. Not only did Meng Tangxi stop talking, Yiyi, who had always been chatty, was also uncharacteristically silent.

After the dungeon was released, Meng Tangxi and Yiyi went offline at the same time.

Liu Lian looked at the two faces that had been blacked out at the same time in the list of undisbanded teams, shrugged, turned around and continued to practice life skills by herself.

After taking the medicine for a while, he suddenly remembered that the trash can was full, so he hung up the phone, and then turned around to throw out the trash.

As soon as he opened the door, Liu Lian saw Meng Tangxi fully armed and ready to go.

Today's Meng Tangxi is still dressed like a male model walking out of a magazine cover, so coquettish, Liu Lian couldn't help jumping out of the corner of his eyes, and then smiled at Meng Tangxi: "Going out?"

When Meng Tangxi, who was originally full of aura, saw Liu Lian, he immediately withdrew his coquettish aura, turned his head and looked aside: "Well... ready to go out."

Liu Lian smiled again: "A date?"

Meng Tangxi shook her head quickly: "No! It's just going out for a meal! With a friend!"

Liu Lian raised her eyebrows: "A girl?"

Meng Tangxi paused and stammered to explain: "It's not a girl!... Well, it's indeed a girl, but you've seen it before! It's Yiyi!"

Liu Lian stroked her chin as if thinking, and then said clearly, "Oh, that little Qingmei who likes you."

"She's not my childhood sweetheart," Meng Tangxi frowned, "We just grew up together."

"Growing up together is childhood sweetheart," Liu Lian shrugged, "Okay, let's go now, don't make girls wait too long."

Meng Tangxi said with a tangled face: "Although she is indeed my childhood sweetheart, but..."

Liu Lian followed Meng Tangxi's words and asked, "But what?"

Meng Tangxi said anxiously: "But..."

Out of the corner of Liu Lian's eyes, she saw the elevator door open, and kindly reminded Meng Tangxi, "The elevator is here."

It was only then that Meng Tangxi realized that the elevator had arrived, and hurriedly stepped into the elevator with long legs.

After he entered the elevator, he realized: "But... I don't like her..."

However, the elevator doors were closed at this time.

Meng Tangxi stared at the closed elevator door for a while, and suddenly felt that something was wrong...Wait, why did he explain to Liu Lian in such a hurry just now?

Does he really have feelings for Liu Lian that go beyond the scope of friends?

Did he really have unreasonable thoughts about Liu Lian?

Meng Tangxi couldn't help reappearing some fragments of the previous erotic dream, and then he suddenly began to blush and feel hot all over... He couldn't help swallowing.

Fortunately, at the critical moment, he remembered that he was still in the elevator, and quickly stopped the fantasy of Pentium.

He blushed and frowned, and stretched out his hand to pull down the hem of his coat.

When Meng Tangxi arrived at the restaurant, Lu Rianyi had already arrived.

Lu Rianyi obviously dressed up before going out. The young and beautiful girl attracted the attention of many passers-by along the way, but Meng Tangxi was so preoccupied that she didn't notice the fruits of her labor at all.

"Brother Xiaoxi," Lu Yiyi's eyes lit up as soon as she saw Meng Tangxi, her cheeks flushed slightly, "I'm here..."

After she finished shouting, she took the initiative to trot towards Meng Tangxi.

"Brother Xiaoxi!"

Meng Tangxi hesitated and said, "Yiyi..."

Lu Reyi held Meng Tangxi's hand, and said expectantly, "Brother Xiaoxi, I heard that the tangerine peel pork ribs here are delicious, shall we try it?"

Meng Tangxi paused, then nodded, he thought to himself, let's forget it now, let's talk about it when we eat...

After the two finished ordering, Meng Tangxi hesitated again and said, "Yiyi..."

Lu Yiyi blinked: "Brother Xiaoxi, I heard from Wan Feng that you are playing a game. Is there anything interesting in the game?"

Meng Tangxi hesitated for a moment, and said a few interesting things that happened in the game.

Lu Reyi gave him a lot of face, and immediately burst out laughing.

Meng Tangxi's eyes darkened, he thought to himself, let's talk about it after dinner...

"Brother Xiaoxi, next time you take me to download the dungeon together?"

After eating, Lu Rianyi asked Meng Tangxi expectantly.

Meng Tangxi was silent for a while, then suddenly said, "Yiyi, I already have someone I like."

Lu Liyi was stunned for a long time, then blinked and said, "Brother Xiaoxi, are you just joking with me?"

"I'm not joking," Meng Tangxi pursed her lips, "I already have someone I like..."

Lu Reyi lowered her head, and asked softly after a while, "Who is it?"

Meng Tangxi coughed, and he turned his head away: "...you don't need to know."

"I don't need to know?" Lu Yiyi raised her head, "Why? Actually, you are lying to me!"

"I didn't lie to you," Meng Tangxi rubbed his hair, a little upset, he couldn't figure out his own feelings, let alone telling others, "Whether you believe it or not, in short, you like Others, don't like me anymore."

Lu Yanyi blinked desperately, as if trying to stop the tears from falling, Meng Tangxi was most afraid of girls crying, so she was a little flustered, and regretted whether she had spoken too seriously.

"I don't believe it, you must be lying to me."

Liu Lian played the game for a long time, and suddenly began to feel a little dizzy.

At first, he thought it was because he had been playing the game for too long, so he quit the game and turned off the computer.

After turning off the computer, Liu Lian still felt the pain in his head. He stretched out his hands and rubbed his temples, and then sighed, knowing that this was the rhythm of a cold.

It was lunch time at this time, and Liu Lian was going to sleep after lunch.

After he casually dismissed his lunch, he suddenly remembered that he seemed to have bought cold medicine before, so he began to search for cold medicine from the box and cabinet. After searching for a long time, he finally found a box of cold medicine that had expired for more than two months.

Liu Lian was weak and sick when he was a child, but he rarely got sick when he grew up, so he basically didn't use the medicine he bought.

Liu Lian sighed, threw the box of expired cold medicine into the trash can, then staggered into the kitchen and poured a cup of hot water, ready to go to bed after drinking it.

But just after he finished drinking the hot water, there was a sound of a suspected dispute from outside the corridor.

Liu Lian tilted her head and listened for a while, and found that one of the voices seemed to be Meng Tangxi's.

Liu Lian hesitated for a moment, but put down the cup anyway.

He staggered to the living room, opened the door, and saw Meng Tangxi and Lu Reyi standing at the door of his house, seeming to be arguing about something——

"I said that I already have someone I like..."

"Then let me meet her!"

"...It's inconvenient."

"What's the inconvenience? Sure enough, you're lying to me, right? You don't have a girlfriend at all!"

"I……"

Just when Meng Tangxi was full of entanglements, out of the corner of his eye he glanced at Liu Lian behind the anti-theft door, and a thought popped into his mind - "I've been saved!"

Then he knocked on the anti-theft door of Liu Lian's house without thinking.

Liu Lian hesitated for a moment, opened the door... and was dragged out by Meng Tangxi.

Meng Tangxi grabbed Liu Lian's wrist, pulled him out of the room, and hugged him into her arms.

He sighed, and said to Lu Yiyi with a deep expression: "Yes, I lied to you, I don't have a girlfriend at all... because I only have a boyfriend!"

Lu Yiyi's eyes widened instantly, and it took a while for her to realize: "Stop joking!"

"I'm not joking," Meng Tangxi blinked, "Actually, I just discovered recently that I like men."

Lu Yiyi stared: "Even if you use such a clumsy excuse..."

Before she could finish speaking, Meng Tangxi took a deep breath, then pushed Liu Lian down on the anti-theft door, and the anti-theft door was closed with a bang——before Liu Lian could react, Meng Tangxi hugged Liu Lian. Holding Liu Lian's waist, he pinched Liu Lian's chin with one hand, then lowered his head and covered Liu Lian's lips.

Liu Lian's already a little chaotic brain suddenly couldn't work. He opened his eyes blankly and looked at Meng Tangxi blankly.

Meng Tangxi, who originally just wanted to scare Lu Reyi away, saw Liu Lian's dumbfounded expression, and was immediately poked at Liu Lian's cute spot. He couldn't help clasping Liu Lian's waist, and increased his strength.

Meng Tangxi was very hesitant at first, but he knew that if it was just a simple mouth-to-mouth, he might not be able to convince Lu Yiyi, so he made up his mind to have a hot French kiss!

Meng Tangxi closed his eyes hesitantly, stretched out his tongue and tentatively pried Liu Lian's teeth open, and before Liu Lian could react at all, he curled the tip of Liu Lian's tongue and sucked and hooked him...

Liu Lian's feverish brain suddenly froze. He was stunned for a long time, and Meng Tangxi immediately took advantage of him. Meng Tangxi's hands clasped his waist tightly, leaving no room for him to escape, and The hot breath between his lips and tongue made him almost unable to breathe...

Almost at the same time, the minds of the two went blank, and they didn't even know when Lu Yiyi disappeared.

When Liu Lian came back to his senses, Meng Tangxi had already firmly pressed him against the anti-theft door, but the hand that was tightly around his waist gradually descended, and unknowingly penetrated into him. In the waistband of his trousers, hot palms wrapped and kneaded his buttocks through a layer of underwear, and pushed his body forward vigorously, making it fit closely to Meng Tangxi's own body.

Liu Lian couldn't help frowning, Meng Tangxi used great force, as if she wanted to break him into pieces and rub him into her body, and Meng Tangxi's lips and tongue were also frantically plundering the moisture and air in his mouth , It seemed as if he was going to swallow him alive... Hearing Meng Tangxi's heavier and heavier breathing, Liu Lian suddenly felt very bad.

Meng Tangxi didn't know when he had already reacted, but he seemed to be completely addicted to the kiss, not only did he not stop in time, but he still held Liu Lian's butt and pushed Liu Lian towards him.

Liu Lian could clearly feel the foreign body sensation in the tight fitting parts of the two of them, but Meng Tangxi herself didn't seem to notice it, and kept deepening the kiss.

Liu Lian resisted powerlessly for a while, and finally he had no choice but to bite Meng Tangxi's tongue.

Meng Tangxi, who was devoting himself to it, felt a pain on the tip of his tongue, and immediately let go of Liu Lian with a howl.

Liu Lian calmed down his shortness of breath, then he raised an eyebrow at Meng Tangxi and smiled: "You asked me to act as your temporary boyfriend, remember to pay me."

Meng Tangxi managed to recover, and looked down at Liu Lian's eyes were red, her cheeks were slightly flushed, and the corners of her lips were moist with water, as if her face was full of spring, and she suddenly felt that the strings in her brain were tense again.

Hearing Liu Lian's deep, suppressed and slightly hoarse voice again, he suddenly felt that the string in his brain "cracked" again - broke.

So Liu Lian noticed that Meng Tangxi, who had just calmed down in front of her eyes, began to blush again, and her breathing became short of breath.

"Hey, are you listening to me?" Liu Lian frowned.

Looking at Liu Lian's moist lips, Meng Tangxi swallowed a mouthful of saliva: "...um."

"Salary." Liu Lian stretched out his hand.

Meng Tangxi took out his wallet blankly and put it in Liu Lian's hands.

Liu Lian: "..."

He silently took Meng Tangxi's wallet, opened it, and took out a piece of red rice cents for Grandpa Mao, thinking that it should be enough for his medicine.

Then he put the wallet back in Meng Tangxi's hand, turned around and was about to go home, but the moment he turned around, he suddenly found——

Just now, when Meng Tangxi threw himself on him and forced him to kiss...

Just threw him on the anti-theft door!

Looking at the closed security door, Liu Lian was suspiciously silent: "..."

After a while, Liu Lian turned around. He silently glanced at Meng Tangxi who was still staring blankly at him as if he hadn't reacted. He sighed, took the wallet from Meng Tangxi's hand again, and opened it. Come and took out three rice cents for the red Grandpa Mao.

——The last time I found someone to unlock it, it cost 300 yuan.

But soon, Liu Lian remembered another thing——

His mobile phone was locked at home together with the keys.

Liu Lian suddenly felt that his already hot brain became even hotter. He sighed and said helplessly to Meng Tangxi, "Forget it, let's go to your house first."