What should I do if I swapped bodies with a male god?

Liu Lian didn't sleep well this time.

He was dreaming again.

He had another dream about his junior high school.

In the dream, he was called to the roof of the teaching building by an unidentified person, who locked him on the roof when he was not paying attention.

In the dream, he lay on the roof door and slapped and yelled, but it was in vain.

He was very scared, because the old school building was deserted, and no one would pass by it at ordinary times. If no one found out, maybe he would die because of it...

In the dream, he yelled in fear for a long time, but no one came...

Liu Lian was awakened by her own dream.

He opened his eyes suddenly, cold sweat broke out on his forehead, his breathing was very rapid, and his heart was beating violently.

After staring at the snow-white ceiling for a long time, his too rapid heartbeat gradually calmed down.

Liu Lian got up from the bed, remembering the dream yesterday, he couldn't laugh or cry, why did he suddenly have such a bloody dream?This kind of classic bridge in the campus anime...

He shook his head and wanted to get out of bed to take a shower, but at this moment, the aftereffects of his hangover from last night broke out, and the pain in his forehead instantly knocked him down.

He groaned in pain, reaching out and rubbing his temples.

After rubbing his temples for a while, Liu Lian belatedly realized that his face was actually wet.

The feeling of fear and despair in yesterday's dream was too strong, until now, he still has lingering fears.

The headache eased a little, so he got out of bed to boil a pot of hot water, and then took a hot bath in the bathroom.

After taking a hot bath and drinking another cup of hot water, Liu Lian finally felt less uncomfortable, but his brain still had a kind of exhaustion after overuse, and his limbs were also a little weak.

So he made up his mind to give himself a day off today. After making up his mind, he lay back on the bed, picked up his mobile phone to check Weibo, and then continued to sleep.

He picked up his phone and saw the text message Meng Tangxi had sent him not long ago.

Meng Tangxi: Mr. Liu, I'm back today. Please take care of my clothes for so long. I will pick them up tonight. In order to thank you for your care, I will bring you special products.

Seeing Meng Tangxi calling herself "Mr. Liu" so solemnly, Liu Lian shook his head, smiled slightly and replied: It's okay, your clothes are very good, you don't make trouble, and you don't cause me much trouble.

After replying to the text message, Liu Lian opened Weibo and swiped.

But to his surprise, Meng Tangxi, the "Little Prince of Weibo" who likes to post on Weibo even for big and small things, has not even posted a Weibo until now. He clicked on Meng Tangxi's homepage to have a look , Meng Tangxi's Weibo today was unusually quiet.

Of course, Liu Lian was not the only one who felt that something was wrong. Many of Meng Tangxi's fans asked what was going on under Meng Tangxi's last Weibo. If you don’t come up with any content, even if you only post a selfie, you must forcefully post it on Weibo.

Liu Lian was also a little puzzled. He couldn't help but click on the Weibo of a cosplayer who had a good relationship with Meng Tangxi, and this time he also participated in the comic exhibition in City A. That coser actually posted a Weibo today. It was him and A group photo of several other cosers.

There happened to be Meng Tangxi in the group photo. Today’s Meng Tangxi did not deliberately dress up as she did a few days ago. Although she is still well dressed, her hairstyle is a bit messy. There are actually big dark circles under her eyes. When taking a group photo He didn't stare at the camera like he used to, but he looked distracted and didn't know what he was thinking.

If it was Meng Tangxi who was normally normal, not to mention that he would not allow his dark circles to be photographed, even if a strand of his hair was messed up, he would definitely have to take care of it for a long time.

The most important thing is that no matter what Meng Tangxi was doing last moment, once a camera is pointed at him, he will quickly adjust his expression and posture to show his most handsome state, even if his trouser chain got stuck last moment and his face is distorted In the next moment, the corners of his mouth will be raised quickly to show a standard [-]-degree smile, so every time he cosplays and makes appointments with photographers, it goes very smoothly, and many photographers like to make appointments with him.

Today's Meng Tangxi is very abnormal.

Not only his mifensi realized this, but Liu Lian also noticed that something was wrong with Meng Tangxi. Meng Tangxi is so stinky, so narcissistic, and no matter which photo is taken, he always has the aura of "I am the most handsome". How could he allow it? Did you make a mistake in your group photo?

Liu Lian rubbed her chin, wondering if it could be that those pornographic videos he sent to Meng Tangxi last night not only opened the door to Meng Tangxi's new world, but also shattered Meng Tangxi's three views... ...So Meng Tangxi couldn't bear it for a while?

Liu Lian was a little itchy, as if he saw a cat that would blow up anytime and anywhere, knowing that the cat would often blow up, but he still couldn't help reaching out to tease the cat, wanting to see the cat blow up.

So he narrowed his eyes slightly, and clicked on the button chat box with Meng Tangxi.

Durian Melaleuca: Have you finished reading?how do you feel?

After more than ten minutes, when Liu Lian was about to fall asleep, Meng Tangxi replied.

Silly Roe Deer: Finished reading...

Silly roe deer: I don't feel anything at all!Ha ha ha ha!

Silly roe deer: I am indeed a straight man!

Liu Lian showed a pitiful expression, this stupid roe deer really couldn't bear the pain of breaking the three views, it looked so stupid.

Melaleuca durian: Then what's the matter with your dark circles, they are almost as big as your bags under the eyes Silly roe deer: Those are not bags under the eyes!That's a lying silkworm!

Silly roe deer: That's a lying silkworm!It's not bags under the eyes!

Durian Melaleuca: Okay, so what's the matter with your dark circles, they are almost as big as your lying silkworm. Silly roe deer: No, it's nothing. These dark circles are caused by playing cards!

Silly roe deer: My friend insists on pulling me to fight the landlord!don't let me sleep!

Liu Lian followed the Weibo of Meng Tangxi's Jiyou. He refreshed Weibo, and saw the latest Weibo posted by Jiyoujun not long ago.

Probably because too many Mi Fensi of Meng Tangxi asked this question under his Weibo, he was a little annoyed.

coser Wei Liang: Your male god didn’t know what was going on last night. He dragged a few people to my room in the middle of the night and insisted on playing cards together. He never let us sleep. He cried after losing more than a dozen games in a row Begging to continue, I have lived for more than [-] years and I have never seen such a person who is eager to seek abuse.

Liu Lian: "..."

He silently took a screenshot, sent it to Meng Tangxi, and mercilessly exposed it.

Durian Melaleuca: Your friend insists on pulling you to fight the landlord?Um?

Silly roe deer: ...

Liu Lian smiled, he was afraid that Meng Tangxi would really blow his hair if he continued teasing him, so he quickly pampered Meng Tangxi.

Melaleuca durian: In fact, even straight men may feel it when they watch that kind of film. Melaleuca durian: Even if you really feel it, it doesn’t necessarily mean something. !

Durian Melaleuca: Why did I lie to you?Don't worry, even if you really feel it, it doesn't necessarily mean you're gay and stupid: Great! ! !

Liu Lian seemed to be able to see that Meng Tangxi on the other side of the screen was greatly relieved at this moment.

Silly roe deer: Hahahaha, I'll just say it!I'm obviously straight!

Silly Roe Deer: But in the video you sent, there is a little shou who looks like my neighbor Durian Melaleuca: ... looks like your neighbor?

Liu Lian thought about it for a while, and then remembered that in the few pornographic videos he sent to Meng Tangxi, there was indeed a little shou who looked a bit like him, but of course, he was much prettier than him.

Silly Roe Deer: Really, I don’t know how to look at him directly in the future Durian Melaleuca: What’s so embarrassing, that person is not really your neighbor Silly Roe Deer: But I always feel weird...

Melaleuca Durian: Why Strange?Did he make you react?

Silly roe deer: How is it possible! ! !

Silly roe deer: That's not the case!This is impossible! ! !

Durian Melaleuca: Do you know what it means to hide it?

Silly roe deer: ...my friend called me to get on the plane!goodbye!