What should I do if I swapped bodies with a male god?

Meng Tangxi was stunned for a long time before stammering: "Listen to my explanation, things are not what you imagined..."

Liu Lian suppressed a smile in his heart, but his face remained calm: "Oh?"

Meng Tangxi frowned, and said strangely: "I just dreamed about my male god, why did I become you when I opened my eyes?"

Liu Lian raised her eyebrows: "You actually have a male god? Aren't you straight?"

Meng Tangxi snorted: "Who says straight men can't have male gods! You're discriminatory!"

Liu Lian shrugged, and reached out to push Meng Tangxi away: "Whatever you like, but don't you plan to get off of me? To be honest, you are very heavy."

Only then did Meng Tangxi realize that he was still pressing on Liu Lian, and blushed immediately, but soon he got up as if nothing had happened, and turned around to go to the toilet as if nothing had happened...but Liu Lian mercilessly stopped him.

Liu Lian stopped Meng Tangxi: "This is my house, you need to use the toilet to go back to your house, I will use it later."

Meng Tangxi was suddenly a little unhappy: "I can't even borrow a toilet, cheapskate!"

Liu Lian held his chin and smiled faintly at him: "Aren't you afraid that my toilet will bend when you go to it?"

Meng Tangxi rolled her eyes: "I haven't reached that point yet, forget it, I'll just go back."

I have to say that a handsome guy is a handsome guy, even rolling his eyes is so pleasing to the eye, Liu Lian smiled and watched Meng Tangxi leave his home.

After Liu Lian finished washing, he went upstairs again to try to find the big fat cat, but this time he knocked on the old lady's door for a long time, but no one answered.

It wasn't until the neighbor who lived across from the old lady's house came back that he learned that the old lady had been picked up by her son in the past two days, and now the house was empty, and the big fat cat After the old lady left, she disappeared.

Liu Lian was a little surprised. After all, he had lived in this building for so many years and had never seen the old lady's children, so he always thought that the reason for the old lady's weird temper was that she was a widowed old man.

Although he didn't know why the old lady's son suddenly became filial, Liu Lian still sincerely hoped that the old lady could get better support. After all, it is too pitiful to live alone until old age without any support.

The neighbor was obviously also very surprised by the sudden filial piety of the old lady's son. He dragged Liu Lian for a long time, and finally said mysteriously: "Maybe that big fat cat knows that he can't survive. I want to repay the favor when it grows up, although the old lady is not good to it, but after all, it has been raised for 20 years, and it must have feelings."

Liu Lian was taken aback: "I won't live long? Why?"

The neighbor shrugged: "Although the big fat cat often goes wild, it comes back every night, but I don't know why it doesn't come back at night recently. These days, the old lady is calling it everywhere in the house every night, the old lady As soon as it left, it never came back. I heard that the old cat can predict when it will die. Before it dies, it will run away from home, and then find a place to hide and wait to die. I guess that’s the case with the big fat cat. .”

Liu Lian paused, feeling a little complicated suddenly. Although he had nothing to do with the big fat cat, and the big fat cat stole a lot of socks, but after knowing that the big fat cat might die, he couldn't help it. A little melancholy.

After returning home, Liu Lian started recording songs according to the original plan, because the computer and recording equipment he used to record songs were placed in the next room, so Meng Tangxi never noticed anything wrong.

For the effect of recording songs, he slightly remodeled a bedroom and installed soundproof panels.

Because of the good sound insulation, even if he yelled loudly, he would not disturb the neighbors.

Liu Lian recorded the song for several hours, and recorded a dozen or so versions. In the end, he chose the version he was most satisfied with and sent it to his exclusive post-production, which is his cousin Li Zhi.

Durian Melaleuca: The new song has been recorded

Lychee Mousse: Mrs. Durian ~ why is it so slow this time?

Durian Melaleuca: I encountered a little accident

Lychee Mousse: Well, by the way, you play a female account in the game, right?What level is it?Do you want to marry me?The male account I play, some missions for husband and wife are very interesting~

Durian Melaleuca: ...

Durian Melaleuca: I'm already married

Lychee Mousse: What the hell?Which love rival dares to rob me of the male god!

Durian Melaleuca: I bought a large size, and the large size comes with it, let’s not talk about it. Lychee Mousse: If I don’t say it, I won’t say it~ By the way, let me tell you something~ My aunt seems to be looking for someone to go on a blind date with you recently~

Durian Melaleuca: ...Male and female?

Lychee Mousse: Don't worry!Of course it's a man!Auntie knows that you like men, how could she find a woman to go on a blind date with you?

Durian Melaleuca: Can I say no?

Lychee mousse: why refuse?After so many years, don't you want to find someone to live with?

Durian Melaleuca: ...

Lychee Mousse: Are you still brooding over the past?

Looking at the words on the computer screen, Liu Lian paused, and after a while, he typed the keyboard again.

Durian Melaleuca: Nothing, after so many years, I have already come out Lychee Mousse: Then why did you refuse?What are you afraid of in the end?

Melaleuca durian: I'm just not ready for it

Lychee Mousse: Brother, I am not talking about you. It has been ten years since you were in junior high school. After ten years, you are still not mentally prepared. When will you be mentally prepared?

After turning off the computer, the words Li Zhi sent still lingered in Liu Lian's mind, and he stared at the computer screen for a long time in a daze.

After a while, he stood up, ready to go to the kitchen to pour a glass of durian juice.

When passing the living room, he suddenly heard a cat meowing from outside the balcony. The meow was deep and muffled, hoarse and unpleasant. He paused, then turned and walked towards the balcony.

The big fat cat was lying on the balcony, its huge body was still as fat as a ball, but for some reason, Liu Lian felt that the big fat cat seemed to be very weak at this moment.

The eyes of that big fat cat are round, but their eyes are unprecedentedly gentle, just like the eyes of an old man. When it saw Liu Lian walking on the balcony, it walked up to him with catwalks and used its head Rubbed his calf.

Liu Lian paused. He had never seen such a docile side of this big fat cat. After all, cat people are quite arrogant, and they rarely show such a docile and dependent side, which made him stretch out his hand. He touched the big fat cat's head.

The big fat cat didn't hide or dodge, stretched its neck and was still touched by Liu Lian, and made a purring sound from its throat.

After touching for a long time, Liu Lian suddenly felt a little sad: "Are you here to say goodbye to me?"

The big fat cat rubbed its big head against Liu Lian's palm, and let out a "meow", but the sound was still unpleasant.

The big fat cat rubbed against Liu Lian for a while, then turned and ran away.

Liu Lian watched it turn over from the balcony of his house, and then disappeared after a while, just like every time it did bad things in the past, every time he heard the noise and rushed to the balcony, he could only see the big Fat pussy wiggling big fat ass.

But he knew that this might be the last time he saw this round ass.

That night, after Liu Lian took a shower, he waited for a long time, but nothing happened.

An hour later, the door of his house was knocked, and he opened it silently.

As soon as he opened the door, he saw Meng Tangxi standing in front of his house wearing only a bath towel.

Seeing Liu Lian opened the door, Meng Tangxi immediately chuckled: "Let me just say, our body swapping is really related to my dick, so I resisted touching it today, and sure enough we didn't swap bodies!"

Looking at Meng Tangxi's sunny smile, the corners of Liu Lian's mouth twitched slightly, and he forced a smile: "...um."

Liu Lian thought.

It's better for him not to tell the truth... Anyway, he was the one who provoked this matter from the beginning to the end.

Starting today, his life will be back to normal again.

Starting today, everything will go back to the original track.