There must be something wrong with my way of laying eggs
Chapter 1 A Grim Beginning
Is there anything more confusing than a sudden time travel?
That is, while traveling through time, he actually lost his memory.
Gu Ning encountered this unfortunate situation.
On a night of lightning and thunder, he suddenly appeared in this completely strange world, fell from the sky with a snap, hit his head on the ground, and passed out at that time.If it wasn't for a well-meaning person passing by, he would have almost drowned in the pouring rain.
After finally waking up, he found that he couldn't remember anything, even Gu Ning's name was seen from his ID card.
Speaking of this ID card, we must talk about the wallet containing the ID card, which is the only thing that Gu Ning has on his body besides clothes.In addition to this ID card, there are only some...
"You said it was money?" The boy flipped through the banknotes in his hand and looked at Gu Ning suspiciously, "But this is obviously paper."
Hearing this, Gu Ning's heart was broken.
"It's really just paper? Can't it be used to buy things?" Gu Ning continued to ask unwillingly.
Because of the heavy rain last night, he still has a low fever. He is lying on the bed, looking a little weak.Apart from the low-grade fever, he also felt some subtle discomfort in his abdomen, and he didn't know the reason.
The boy stuffed the money back into his hand and looked at him sympathetically, "It's okay if you don't have money, don't worry, we didn't save you for money."
Gu Ning couldn't help covering his face with his hands, secretly thinking that he really didn't know how to live this day.
Well, let him sort out the situation in front of him.
First of all, although he was brutally denied by the boy in front of him, he was sure that the money was really money in his cognition.Several conclusions can be drawn from this incident.
First, although he has lost his memory, what he has forgotten is only his past experience, and his past knowledge reserve is still there, which is good news.Second, because of time travel, his past knowledge reserves are not compatible with the world he is in now... So what is the use of the good news in front of him?
Well, there is a third: he is not only unaccompanied now, but also penniless.This situation is really very serious.
"Don't be so sad." The boy poked his forehead and said with concern, "I'll wait until your fever subsides."
"Thank you." Gu Ning said sincerely.
If there is anything that can comfort Gu Ning in this severe situation, it is that at the beginning of his journey, he was lucky enough to meet such a person.
The boy in front of him was one of the kind-hearted people who picked him up from the rain last night.The boy looks about thirteen or fourteen, looks very vigorous, has a pair of big eyes, and his name is Yu Yueqing.
And the person who picked him up with Yu Yueqing last night...
It's also a coincidence, Gu Ning just thought about it for a while, the curtain at the door was raised, and a young man walked in with a bowl of potion.He put the potion beside Gu Ning's bed, frowned and said angrily, "Drink it quickly."
This boy looked to be seventeen or eighteen years old, and he was Yu Yueqing's older brother, named Yu Xinhe.Unlike his enthusiastic and lively younger brother, Yu Xinhe frowned and stretched his face all day long, and he had a cold look when he saw people, which made that delicate face look a bit mean.
Seeing Gu Ning obediently carrying the bowl and drinking the medicine, Yu Xinhe muttered, "Why are we wasting medicine money on this irrelevant guy..."
The voice was not loud, but Gu Ning just heard it and almost choked.
"Don't waste it." Yu Xinhe glanced at him immediately, "Do you dare to choke it out and try?"
Faced with his vicious look, Gu Ning could hardly laugh or cry.If it wasn't for Yu Xinhe who wasted all his strength to carry him from the rain to the house last night, he would probably really regard this as a villain.
Besides, even though this guy is worried about the medicine money here now, wasn't he the one who ran out to buy medicine in a hurry at night?Some people are just so dishonest.
Seeing Gu Ning drank the bowl of medicine one gulp at a time, Yu Xinhe's face softened slightly. "You'd better take care of yourself quickly, so you don't have to continue eating and drinking at our house." Then he said this, opened the curtain and walked out.
"Leave him alone." Yu Yueqing shrugged, "He's just like that."
Gu Ning smiled, "I know."
Having said that, Gu Ning couldn't help but frown.That's right, it's been half a day since morning, hasn't he been eating and drinking here all the time?This favor is already owed, even if he has provided for himself, where can he go?
Of course, if he insisted on staying here all the time, Yu Yueqing would definitely not say anything, even Yu Xinhe would say a few more bitter words, and would not forcefully drive him away.
But Gu Ning is a shameless person.
... Well, actually Gu Ning is not that shameless, if he is from a wealthy family, maybe he would just rely on it so confidently.
But look down at the bed that Gu Ning is lying on now, it is just a wooden board with a layer of straw.It's not that the two of them treated Gu Ning badly. Before Gu Ning lay down, Yu Xinhe slept on this bed.Look up and look at the furnishings in this room. Except for the four semi-old brick walls, a table and a few benches, there is nothing.
In short, these two brothers are poor, really poor.Their parents are no longer there, only the elder brother and the younger brother depend on each other. It is conceivable how difficult life is.
Gu Ning was willing to extend his hand to help him in such a difficult situation, so Gu Ning was naturally unwilling to treat them badly.
But he also has nothing now, and the most urgent thing is to find a way to earn the world's common currency.
Thinking of this, Gu Ning immediately began to inquire, "You know where there is a lack of people..."
Just halfway through speaking, he felt a sudden pain in his lower abdomen, and immediately pressed down on his stomach with an "ouch".
"what happened?"
Gu Ning shook his head.He had long felt a slight discomfort in his stomach, as if some foreign object was stuck in it. He thought it was not a big deal, but he didn't expect it to suddenly hurt like this.Fortunately, it was just a labor pain, so it has passed.
But what is going on?It's a bit like diarrhea, but it feels different...
Just when Gu Ning was baffled by the sudden change, there was another noise outside the room.
At first it was the footsteps of a group of people, then the sound of Yu Xinhe talking with others, and then Yu Xinhe's voice became louder, as if there was an argument.
"I want you to pay taxes, what nonsense are you talking to me!" A rough man's voice was like thunder on the ground, and it was clearly heard in Gu Ning's ears, and at the same time there was a crisp sound of "pop".Yu Xinhe's exclamation followed closely behind.
"Brother!" Yu Yueqing jumped up and rushed out.
Gu Ning didn't care about taking a rest anymore, so he quickly put on his clothes and got out of bed, and followed him closely.
As soon as he went out, he saw a group of strangers surrounding Yu Xinhe.A fiery slap mark on Yu Xinhe's face, obviously suffered a loss.
"Let go of my brother!" Although Yu Yueqing was precocious, he was still a child with a temper. When he saw this scene, his eyes were red with anger, and he rushed over desperately.
But how could he be the opponent of so many people?In the blink of an eye, several strong men stopped him, and one of the men sneered, and the voice was that of the rough man who spoke before, "I didn't want to bully the children, but if you find it yourself, there's nothing you can do about it .”
"Zhou Dahai!" Yu Xinhe was already so angry that he was about to spit fire, but he cursed even more when he saw this, "You want to vent your anger on Yueqing? You need to show some face!"
"I want some face? I have more face than you, at least I haven't owed taxes!" Zhou Dahai spat on the ground, "I understand, it's useless to beat you, right? Then I'll beat him, you If you owe me a day, I'll beat you up for a day, let's see if you dare!"
"You..." Yu Xinhe was so anxious that he couldn't speak smoothly, "I'll hand it over, I'll hand it over right away, you let him go first."
"You expect me to believe you?" Zhou Dahai waved his hand, "Stop talking nonsense! Beat me up!"
Yu Yueqing yelled, kicked and hit him, but both of his hands were grabbed and he couldn't avoid it. He could only see Dou Da's fist smashing down, and there were more than one!
Gu Ning was also angry when he saw this: He is such a big living person standing there, do you think he is dead?No matter what he said, he couldn't watch Yu Leqing really suffer this beating, so he stopped him without saying a word.
The fists fell on his body all at once, causing Gu Ning to grin his teeth in pain.But he didn't care about the pain anymore, he only cared about saving Yu Yueqing quickly.
"Mind your own business!" Zhou Dahai yelled, grabbed Gu Ning with his hand, and threw it back forcefully, Gu Ning was thrown out without any resistance.
... Who told him that he is also a weak chicken with no power to restrain the chicken?
Landing next to him at the same time was Yu Xinhe who also rushed over but was also thrown over.
As soon as Yu Xinhe landed, a carp stood up again, gritted its teeth, and rushed away again without saying a word.
But Gu Ning couldn't stand up anymore.
The pain in his abdomen that made him want to live and die came again!He couldn't help holding down his stomach, and started screaming "ouch" and "ouch" on the spot.But this time the labor pain not only did not go away immediately, but also became more and more severe, the pain made him pale, and cold sweat dripped down.
After a while, Gu Ning couldn't "ouch" anymore, and he started cursing his mother.After a while, Gu Ning couldn't even scold his mother, he could only scream "Ah! Ah—!"
This is no longer the level of diarrhea, it is almost like giving birth!
Because he yelled so fiercely, everyone present couldn't help but stop. Whether it was Yu Xinhe, Yu Yueqing, Zhou Dahai and the group of strong men, they all looked at him in surprise.
"Why did you beat him up just now?" Zhou Dahai felt a little guilty when he called him, and quickly asked beside him.
Before the people around him could answer, Gu Ning let out another scream, which was unprecedented.
"what----!"
Then I saw Gu Ning flicked all over his body, and finally calmed down.After a while, a round thing fell out of his trousers.
Gu Ning endured the collapse and looked down, it was an egg.
Well, it turned out that he was really going to give birth... Under the watchful eyes of everyone, he actually gave birth to an egg!
That is, while traveling through time, he actually lost his memory.
Gu Ning encountered this unfortunate situation.
On a night of lightning and thunder, he suddenly appeared in this completely strange world, fell from the sky with a snap, hit his head on the ground, and passed out at that time.If it wasn't for a well-meaning person passing by, he would have almost drowned in the pouring rain.
After finally waking up, he found that he couldn't remember anything, even Gu Ning's name was seen from his ID card.
Speaking of this ID card, we must talk about the wallet containing the ID card, which is the only thing that Gu Ning has on his body besides clothes.In addition to this ID card, there are only some...
"You said it was money?" The boy flipped through the banknotes in his hand and looked at Gu Ning suspiciously, "But this is obviously paper."
Hearing this, Gu Ning's heart was broken.
"It's really just paper? Can't it be used to buy things?" Gu Ning continued to ask unwillingly.
Because of the heavy rain last night, he still has a low fever. He is lying on the bed, looking a little weak.Apart from the low-grade fever, he also felt some subtle discomfort in his abdomen, and he didn't know the reason.
The boy stuffed the money back into his hand and looked at him sympathetically, "It's okay if you don't have money, don't worry, we didn't save you for money."
Gu Ning couldn't help covering his face with his hands, secretly thinking that he really didn't know how to live this day.
Well, let him sort out the situation in front of him.
First of all, although he was brutally denied by the boy in front of him, he was sure that the money was really money in his cognition.Several conclusions can be drawn from this incident.
First, although he has lost his memory, what he has forgotten is only his past experience, and his past knowledge reserve is still there, which is good news.Second, because of time travel, his past knowledge reserves are not compatible with the world he is in now... So what is the use of the good news in front of him?
Well, there is a third: he is not only unaccompanied now, but also penniless.This situation is really very serious.
"Don't be so sad." The boy poked his forehead and said with concern, "I'll wait until your fever subsides."
"Thank you." Gu Ning said sincerely.
If there is anything that can comfort Gu Ning in this severe situation, it is that at the beginning of his journey, he was lucky enough to meet such a person.
The boy in front of him was one of the kind-hearted people who picked him up from the rain last night.The boy looks about thirteen or fourteen, looks very vigorous, has a pair of big eyes, and his name is Yu Yueqing.
And the person who picked him up with Yu Yueqing last night...
It's also a coincidence, Gu Ning just thought about it for a while, the curtain at the door was raised, and a young man walked in with a bowl of potion.He put the potion beside Gu Ning's bed, frowned and said angrily, "Drink it quickly."
This boy looked to be seventeen or eighteen years old, and he was Yu Yueqing's older brother, named Yu Xinhe.Unlike his enthusiastic and lively younger brother, Yu Xinhe frowned and stretched his face all day long, and he had a cold look when he saw people, which made that delicate face look a bit mean.
Seeing Gu Ning obediently carrying the bowl and drinking the medicine, Yu Xinhe muttered, "Why are we wasting medicine money on this irrelevant guy..."
The voice was not loud, but Gu Ning just heard it and almost choked.
"Don't waste it." Yu Xinhe glanced at him immediately, "Do you dare to choke it out and try?"
Faced with his vicious look, Gu Ning could hardly laugh or cry.If it wasn't for Yu Xinhe who wasted all his strength to carry him from the rain to the house last night, he would probably really regard this as a villain.
Besides, even though this guy is worried about the medicine money here now, wasn't he the one who ran out to buy medicine in a hurry at night?Some people are just so dishonest.
Seeing Gu Ning drank the bowl of medicine one gulp at a time, Yu Xinhe's face softened slightly. "You'd better take care of yourself quickly, so you don't have to continue eating and drinking at our house." Then he said this, opened the curtain and walked out.
"Leave him alone." Yu Yueqing shrugged, "He's just like that."
Gu Ning smiled, "I know."
Having said that, Gu Ning couldn't help but frown.That's right, it's been half a day since morning, hasn't he been eating and drinking here all the time?This favor is already owed, even if he has provided for himself, where can he go?
Of course, if he insisted on staying here all the time, Yu Yueqing would definitely not say anything, even Yu Xinhe would say a few more bitter words, and would not forcefully drive him away.
But Gu Ning is a shameless person.
... Well, actually Gu Ning is not that shameless, if he is from a wealthy family, maybe he would just rely on it so confidently.
But look down at the bed that Gu Ning is lying on now, it is just a wooden board with a layer of straw.It's not that the two of them treated Gu Ning badly. Before Gu Ning lay down, Yu Xinhe slept on this bed.Look up and look at the furnishings in this room. Except for the four semi-old brick walls, a table and a few benches, there is nothing.
In short, these two brothers are poor, really poor.Their parents are no longer there, only the elder brother and the younger brother depend on each other. It is conceivable how difficult life is.
Gu Ning was willing to extend his hand to help him in such a difficult situation, so Gu Ning was naturally unwilling to treat them badly.
But he also has nothing now, and the most urgent thing is to find a way to earn the world's common currency.
Thinking of this, Gu Ning immediately began to inquire, "You know where there is a lack of people..."
Just halfway through speaking, he felt a sudden pain in his lower abdomen, and immediately pressed down on his stomach with an "ouch".
"what happened?"
Gu Ning shook his head.He had long felt a slight discomfort in his stomach, as if some foreign object was stuck in it. He thought it was not a big deal, but he didn't expect it to suddenly hurt like this.Fortunately, it was just a labor pain, so it has passed.
But what is going on?It's a bit like diarrhea, but it feels different...
Just when Gu Ning was baffled by the sudden change, there was another noise outside the room.
At first it was the footsteps of a group of people, then the sound of Yu Xinhe talking with others, and then Yu Xinhe's voice became louder, as if there was an argument.
"I want you to pay taxes, what nonsense are you talking to me!" A rough man's voice was like thunder on the ground, and it was clearly heard in Gu Ning's ears, and at the same time there was a crisp sound of "pop".Yu Xinhe's exclamation followed closely behind.
"Brother!" Yu Yueqing jumped up and rushed out.
Gu Ning didn't care about taking a rest anymore, so he quickly put on his clothes and got out of bed, and followed him closely.
As soon as he went out, he saw a group of strangers surrounding Yu Xinhe.A fiery slap mark on Yu Xinhe's face, obviously suffered a loss.
"Let go of my brother!" Although Yu Yueqing was precocious, he was still a child with a temper. When he saw this scene, his eyes were red with anger, and he rushed over desperately.
But how could he be the opponent of so many people?In the blink of an eye, several strong men stopped him, and one of the men sneered, and the voice was that of the rough man who spoke before, "I didn't want to bully the children, but if you find it yourself, there's nothing you can do about it .”
"Zhou Dahai!" Yu Xinhe was already so angry that he was about to spit fire, but he cursed even more when he saw this, "You want to vent your anger on Yueqing? You need to show some face!"
"I want some face? I have more face than you, at least I haven't owed taxes!" Zhou Dahai spat on the ground, "I understand, it's useless to beat you, right? Then I'll beat him, you If you owe me a day, I'll beat you up for a day, let's see if you dare!"
"You..." Yu Xinhe was so anxious that he couldn't speak smoothly, "I'll hand it over, I'll hand it over right away, you let him go first."
"You expect me to believe you?" Zhou Dahai waved his hand, "Stop talking nonsense! Beat me up!"
Yu Yueqing yelled, kicked and hit him, but both of his hands were grabbed and he couldn't avoid it. He could only see Dou Da's fist smashing down, and there were more than one!
Gu Ning was also angry when he saw this: He is such a big living person standing there, do you think he is dead?No matter what he said, he couldn't watch Yu Leqing really suffer this beating, so he stopped him without saying a word.
The fists fell on his body all at once, causing Gu Ning to grin his teeth in pain.But he didn't care about the pain anymore, he only cared about saving Yu Yueqing quickly.
"Mind your own business!" Zhou Dahai yelled, grabbed Gu Ning with his hand, and threw it back forcefully, Gu Ning was thrown out without any resistance.
... Who told him that he is also a weak chicken with no power to restrain the chicken?
Landing next to him at the same time was Yu Xinhe who also rushed over but was also thrown over.
As soon as Yu Xinhe landed, a carp stood up again, gritted its teeth, and rushed away again without saying a word.
But Gu Ning couldn't stand up anymore.
The pain in his abdomen that made him want to live and die came again!He couldn't help holding down his stomach, and started screaming "ouch" and "ouch" on the spot.But this time the labor pain not only did not go away immediately, but also became more and more severe, the pain made him pale, and cold sweat dripped down.
After a while, Gu Ning couldn't "ouch" anymore, and he started cursing his mother.After a while, Gu Ning couldn't even scold his mother, he could only scream "Ah! Ah—!"
This is no longer the level of diarrhea, it is almost like giving birth!
Because he yelled so fiercely, everyone present couldn't help but stop. Whether it was Yu Xinhe, Yu Yueqing, Zhou Dahai and the group of strong men, they all looked at him in surprise.
"Why did you beat him up just now?" Zhou Dahai felt a little guilty when he called him, and quickly asked beside him.
Before the people around him could answer, Gu Ning let out another scream, which was unprecedented.
"what----!"
Then I saw Gu Ning flicked all over his body, and finally calmed down.After a while, a round thing fell out of his trousers.
Gu Ning endured the collapse and looked down, it was an egg.
Well, it turned out that he was really going to give birth... Under the watchful eyes of everyone, he actually gave birth to an egg!
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