The emperor married
Chapter 50 "Little thief, get out and die!"
Sure enough, Murui dragged his family to join Chuci.
"Why are you so shabby here!" Murui stared at Chu Ci's dilapidated hut, almost dumbfounded.
He thought that Chu Ci came out to eat and drink spicy food, so he came out so excitedly, but unfortunately, Chu Ci came to experience life.
"Ah Ci!" Murui almost collapsed, saying that he took care of his family, and he only brought one accountant and one servant, okay?I thought I could come to eat a big family, but I didn't expect this big family to be so poor and shabby, does he drink northwest wind?Or chew sand?
"Come here when you come, what are you talking about?" Chu Ci angrily slapped Murui on the forehead, "If you keep talking about it, you'll go sleep in the sand tonight."
After Chu Ci finished speaking, he turned around and went into the hut. Luckily, he ran out to pick up the person. Hmph, this brat is itchy.
Murui felt aggrieved, and hurriedly followed with a sad face. He didn't want to sleep on the street.
In fact, he also saw along the way that the small house of Chuci is indeed the best house in the neighborhood.
Murui sighed, he didn't enjoy the good fortune, and ran to this corner to suffer, what the hell is he planning?
Fortunately, the house looked terrible from the outside, but it was surprisingly good inside.
Murui clicked his tongue, shook his head, and said, is Ah Ci the kind of person who is willing to endure hardships and stand hard work?Thinking he had found the reason, Murui became happy.
"Is there hot water? I want to take a bath." Murui felt relieved, and immediately began to tremble.
"You still want to take a hot bath here?" Chu Ci glared at Murui like a fool.
Murui's heart tightened, and he suddenly had a bad premonition.
"I, am I just a hot bath?"
"Take it." Throwing something head-on.
Murui picked it up in a hurry, but it turned out to be a sweat towel.
"Taking a bath? Go out and turn right, and walk two miles outside. There is also an undried alkaline water pool there, which is enough for you to take a bath." Chu Ci said seriously.People are struggling to drink clean water, so where else can they use it for bathing?
Murui: "..." Well, he also has to be hard and simple.
Murui hung the sweat towel on his shoulder, took a set of clean clothes, and walked out muttering.
"Hey, Ah Rui, it's a public bath. It's not comparable to our own Zhuangzi. If someone is taking a bath, don't scare them, and don't scare yourself." Chu Ci suddenly remembered something, and quickly added.
"Got it." Murui didn't look back.
"That guy, you sound like you're very experienced." Murui rolled his eyes, and put his clothes on the left arm where the sweat towel was hanging, "Isn't he going to peek at men taking a bath every day? "
Murui suddenly looked around nervously, there wasn't even a sow in this barracks, Murui's back tightened, if someone suffocated, he would become a habit like Ah Ci...
Murui shook his head crazily, he must have thought too much, where did so many broken sleeves come from?
Following Chu Ci's words, Murui soon saw a puddle of water.
This should be a small dry lake. The big rocks in the lake are out of the water. The water quality is not suitable for watering and drinking, so it is specially used to bathe people.
Murui didn't see many people that Chu Ci was talking about, so he was secretly happy, "Forget it, the pool is contracted by the master today."
Murui put his clothes on the stones by the pool, this damn Fenyang is either sand or stones, or weeds, not even a big tree.
After throwing away his clothes, he started to connect his belt. Murui walked a few steps closer to the pool, and then stepped on something hard.
Look down, good guy, a pair of armor.
I looked into the water, did I see anyone?Who threw the armor here?
Could it be that someone forgot to put it back on after taking a shower?Murui thought about it, and thought it was impossible.
Just about to ignore it, but almost tripped and fell into a shit.
"What the hell is this?" Murui realized that his feet were bound by a long strip of cloth, probably because he accidentally stepped on the hook of the armor just now.
Murui bent down and wanted to untie the cloth strips, but unexpectedly, the untie became more and more messy, and almost got his hands mixed in.
"You bastard!" Murui frowned, and tore the strip of cloth to pieces, which relieved his anger.
"Take everything to the barracks. Master Wei should check the army's discipline." Murui said so, took off all his clothes, and walked into the water.
"Hiss, it's so cold!" Murui shivered, and hurried to the deep water area.It wasn't until the water covered his chest that he squinted his eyes in satisfaction, took off the sweat towel around his neck and started wiping.
After roughly wiping his body, Murui only felt that he was in high spirits, so he swiped his arms and started to swim.
He is like a flexible fish, reflecting a little light from time to time under the bright moonlight of Fenyang.
"Splash." Just before Murui had finished his swim, he suddenly heard the sound of water.
Hey, there are people!Murui's eyeballs rolled, suddenly some bad water came out, he took a deep breath, and dived into the water.
"Wow." The pattering voice continued, and a vigorous figure under the water gradually approached a vague figure.
Suddenly, a pair of hands came out of the water and grabbed an ankle.
"Ah!" The owner of the ankle was caught off guard, and he probably didn't expect that someone would sneak up on him from the bottom of the water, but he succeeded. He only had time to scream, and was pulled into the water, where he took several mouthfuls of salty and astringent water. water.
After playing tricks on people, Murui was puzzled, so strange, are the feet of this old man so delicate and delicate?He rubbed his palms subconsciously, as if there was still a delicate touch on his fingertips.
"Wow! Help, help..." Even though the water was waist-deep, the person he teased seemed unable to reach the bottom, and he struggled recklessly, unable to get up in the water.
Murui quickly got out of the water, before he could think about why the voice of the person calling for help was so strange and familiar, he quickly picked him up.
As a result, just as Murui picked him up, he was immediately entangled again in a hurry, and his chest was pressed again by two soft and soft things that seemed to have amazing elasticity.
Murui: "..." This is a familiar formula!It's just that there was a layer of clothes between them last time, but this time, there is really no hindrance!
This time, the person on her body was not so frightened that her consciousness became blurred, and when she saw clearly the person she was entangled with, Wei Shishi really almost spit out a mouthful of old blood.
"Little thief!" Wei Shishi screamed, because she was so forceful that her voice changed its tune.
Murui was so frightened that he almost threw him out, but unfortunately he was hugged so tightly that he couldn't throw him away at all.
"Crazy woman?"
"Ahh! I'm going to kill you, a nasty little thief!" Wei Shishi almost went crazy, scratching and scratching directly at Murui.
"Hey!" Murui was dumbfounded, why is this crazy woman here?Before he had time to think about it, he had already been brutally attacked, "What do you crazy woman want to do? Damn, fuck it, it hurts!" Murui ran away angrily.
"Crazy woman, don't you look at the current situation, you don't have any clothes on, and I don't have any clothes either!" Murui quickly reminded.
It's a pity that his persuasion added fuel to the fire, "Miss Ben will definitely kill you!" Wei Shishi's eyes were already red, and she didn't even care about water.
She had endured half a month without being able to take a bath, even if she could endure it, she was a clean girl after all, and she had reached her limit.
There was no place for girls to bathe in the barracks at all, and she didn't want to use her elder brother's hand to start a small stove for herself, so she sneaked to the lake tonight when elder brother was going out with his men to patrol.She didn't dare to go too deep, and only soaked in the shallow water.Unexpectedly, all of this can lead to a narrow road.
Poor Murui was still naked, and was chased away by a naked woman who completely lost his mind.In the end, he rushed to the shore in a panic, picked up the clothes thrown on the ground, and ran away.
"Come up if you have the ability! Come up to see if the uncle doesn't see you naked!" Murui said unwillingly while putting on his clothes.
Well, he is cheap, that's why he met such a evil star.Wei Shishi was also unlucky, but met such a disaster star as Murui.
Fortunately, she still had the last of her sanity, so she didn't do such a shocking thing as running naked across the ground.
"Miss Ben will not let you go!" Wei Shishi was furious.
When she was about to put on her clothes and continue to fight Murui to the end, she realized that her chest cloth had turned into rotten cloth strips!
Other than that little thief, who else has appeared here?
"Ah!" Wei Shishi yelled, "Bastard, bastard! I will never let you go!" Wei Shishi almost cried in anger.
……
"Damn it, is it not going well for you, sir? You can bump into that tigress everywhere!" Murui rushed back to the hut with lingering fear, and closed the door with a loud bang.
Chu Ci was gesticulating with a bow, but Hao Xuan was not frightened and dropped the bow and hit his foot.
"What's wrong with you?" Chu Ci was a little strange seeing Murui gasping for breath while quickly bolting the door with a wooden plank.
"A Ci!" Patting his chest, Murui felt terrified, "You are simply too scary here!"
Chu Ci: "En?"
Murui turned back and forth on the spot a few times, and scratched his wet hair that was still dripping in distress, "What's the matter?" Chu Ci asked, "Why do you look like you were sucked dry by the old goblin? ?”
Murui covered his face and kept moaning, he couldn't say it at all, okay?Can he say that he just hugged a naked woman in his arms, and that woman was still yelling at him to die?
"A Rui?"
"No!" Murui stomped his feet, "I have to pack up quickly."
"What are you doing packing up?" Chu Ci was stunned, didn't this guy just arrive?
"I can't stay here anymore, it's just too scary!"
"A Rui!" Seeing that Murui was really packing up, Chu Ci was dumbfounded.
"Bang!" There was a loud noise, the door shook, and a layer of dust fell from the roof.
"Little thief, get out and die!"
"Why are you so shabby here!" Murui stared at Chu Ci's dilapidated hut, almost dumbfounded.
He thought that Chu Ci came out to eat and drink spicy food, so he came out so excitedly, but unfortunately, Chu Ci came to experience life.
"Ah Ci!" Murui almost collapsed, saying that he took care of his family, and he only brought one accountant and one servant, okay?I thought I could come to eat a big family, but I didn't expect this big family to be so poor and shabby, does he drink northwest wind?Or chew sand?
"Come here when you come, what are you talking about?" Chu Ci angrily slapped Murui on the forehead, "If you keep talking about it, you'll go sleep in the sand tonight."
After Chu Ci finished speaking, he turned around and went into the hut. Luckily, he ran out to pick up the person. Hmph, this brat is itchy.
Murui felt aggrieved, and hurriedly followed with a sad face. He didn't want to sleep on the street.
In fact, he also saw along the way that the small house of Chuci is indeed the best house in the neighborhood.
Murui sighed, he didn't enjoy the good fortune, and ran to this corner to suffer, what the hell is he planning?
Fortunately, the house looked terrible from the outside, but it was surprisingly good inside.
Murui clicked his tongue, shook his head, and said, is Ah Ci the kind of person who is willing to endure hardships and stand hard work?Thinking he had found the reason, Murui became happy.
"Is there hot water? I want to take a bath." Murui felt relieved, and immediately began to tremble.
"You still want to take a hot bath here?" Chu Ci glared at Murui like a fool.
Murui's heart tightened, and he suddenly had a bad premonition.
"I, am I just a hot bath?"
"Take it." Throwing something head-on.
Murui picked it up in a hurry, but it turned out to be a sweat towel.
"Taking a bath? Go out and turn right, and walk two miles outside. There is also an undried alkaline water pool there, which is enough for you to take a bath." Chu Ci said seriously.People are struggling to drink clean water, so where else can they use it for bathing?
Murui: "..." Well, he also has to be hard and simple.
Murui hung the sweat towel on his shoulder, took a set of clean clothes, and walked out muttering.
"Hey, Ah Rui, it's a public bath. It's not comparable to our own Zhuangzi. If someone is taking a bath, don't scare them, and don't scare yourself." Chu Ci suddenly remembered something, and quickly added.
"Got it." Murui didn't look back.
"That guy, you sound like you're very experienced." Murui rolled his eyes, and put his clothes on the left arm where the sweat towel was hanging, "Isn't he going to peek at men taking a bath every day? "
Murui suddenly looked around nervously, there wasn't even a sow in this barracks, Murui's back tightened, if someone suffocated, he would become a habit like Ah Ci...
Murui shook his head crazily, he must have thought too much, where did so many broken sleeves come from?
Following Chu Ci's words, Murui soon saw a puddle of water.
This should be a small dry lake. The big rocks in the lake are out of the water. The water quality is not suitable for watering and drinking, so it is specially used to bathe people.
Murui didn't see many people that Chu Ci was talking about, so he was secretly happy, "Forget it, the pool is contracted by the master today."
Murui put his clothes on the stones by the pool, this damn Fenyang is either sand or stones, or weeds, not even a big tree.
After throwing away his clothes, he started to connect his belt. Murui walked a few steps closer to the pool, and then stepped on something hard.
Look down, good guy, a pair of armor.
I looked into the water, did I see anyone?Who threw the armor here?
Could it be that someone forgot to put it back on after taking a shower?Murui thought about it, and thought it was impossible.
Just about to ignore it, but almost tripped and fell into a shit.
"What the hell is this?" Murui realized that his feet were bound by a long strip of cloth, probably because he accidentally stepped on the hook of the armor just now.
Murui bent down and wanted to untie the cloth strips, but unexpectedly, the untie became more and more messy, and almost got his hands mixed in.
"You bastard!" Murui frowned, and tore the strip of cloth to pieces, which relieved his anger.
"Take everything to the barracks. Master Wei should check the army's discipline." Murui said so, took off all his clothes, and walked into the water.
"Hiss, it's so cold!" Murui shivered, and hurried to the deep water area.It wasn't until the water covered his chest that he squinted his eyes in satisfaction, took off the sweat towel around his neck and started wiping.
After roughly wiping his body, Murui only felt that he was in high spirits, so he swiped his arms and started to swim.
He is like a flexible fish, reflecting a little light from time to time under the bright moonlight of Fenyang.
"Splash." Just before Murui had finished his swim, he suddenly heard the sound of water.
Hey, there are people!Murui's eyeballs rolled, suddenly some bad water came out, he took a deep breath, and dived into the water.
"Wow." The pattering voice continued, and a vigorous figure under the water gradually approached a vague figure.
Suddenly, a pair of hands came out of the water and grabbed an ankle.
"Ah!" The owner of the ankle was caught off guard, and he probably didn't expect that someone would sneak up on him from the bottom of the water, but he succeeded. He only had time to scream, and was pulled into the water, where he took several mouthfuls of salty and astringent water. water.
After playing tricks on people, Murui was puzzled, so strange, are the feet of this old man so delicate and delicate?He rubbed his palms subconsciously, as if there was still a delicate touch on his fingertips.
"Wow! Help, help..." Even though the water was waist-deep, the person he teased seemed unable to reach the bottom, and he struggled recklessly, unable to get up in the water.
Murui quickly got out of the water, before he could think about why the voice of the person calling for help was so strange and familiar, he quickly picked him up.
As a result, just as Murui picked him up, he was immediately entangled again in a hurry, and his chest was pressed again by two soft and soft things that seemed to have amazing elasticity.
Murui: "..." This is a familiar formula!It's just that there was a layer of clothes between them last time, but this time, there is really no hindrance!
This time, the person on her body was not so frightened that her consciousness became blurred, and when she saw clearly the person she was entangled with, Wei Shishi really almost spit out a mouthful of old blood.
"Little thief!" Wei Shishi screamed, because she was so forceful that her voice changed its tune.
Murui was so frightened that he almost threw him out, but unfortunately he was hugged so tightly that he couldn't throw him away at all.
"Crazy woman?"
"Ahh! I'm going to kill you, a nasty little thief!" Wei Shishi almost went crazy, scratching and scratching directly at Murui.
"Hey!" Murui was dumbfounded, why is this crazy woman here?Before he had time to think about it, he had already been brutally attacked, "What do you crazy woman want to do? Damn, fuck it, it hurts!" Murui ran away angrily.
"Crazy woman, don't you look at the current situation, you don't have any clothes on, and I don't have any clothes either!" Murui quickly reminded.
It's a pity that his persuasion added fuel to the fire, "Miss Ben will definitely kill you!" Wei Shishi's eyes were already red, and she didn't even care about water.
She had endured half a month without being able to take a bath, even if she could endure it, she was a clean girl after all, and she had reached her limit.
There was no place for girls to bathe in the barracks at all, and she didn't want to use her elder brother's hand to start a small stove for herself, so she sneaked to the lake tonight when elder brother was going out with his men to patrol.She didn't dare to go too deep, and only soaked in the shallow water.Unexpectedly, all of this can lead to a narrow road.
Poor Murui was still naked, and was chased away by a naked woman who completely lost his mind.In the end, he rushed to the shore in a panic, picked up the clothes thrown on the ground, and ran away.
"Come up if you have the ability! Come up to see if the uncle doesn't see you naked!" Murui said unwillingly while putting on his clothes.
Well, he is cheap, that's why he met such a evil star.Wei Shishi was also unlucky, but met such a disaster star as Murui.
Fortunately, she still had the last of her sanity, so she didn't do such a shocking thing as running naked across the ground.
"Miss Ben will not let you go!" Wei Shishi was furious.
When she was about to put on her clothes and continue to fight Murui to the end, she realized that her chest cloth had turned into rotten cloth strips!
Other than that little thief, who else has appeared here?
"Ah!" Wei Shishi yelled, "Bastard, bastard! I will never let you go!" Wei Shishi almost cried in anger.
……
"Damn it, is it not going well for you, sir? You can bump into that tigress everywhere!" Murui rushed back to the hut with lingering fear, and closed the door with a loud bang.
Chu Ci was gesticulating with a bow, but Hao Xuan was not frightened and dropped the bow and hit his foot.
"What's wrong with you?" Chu Ci was a little strange seeing Murui gasping for breath while quickly bolting the door with a wooden plank.
"A Ci!" Patting his chest, Murui felt terrified, "You are simply too scary here!"
Chu Ci: "En?"
Murui turned back and forth on the spot a few times, and scratched his wet hair that was still dripping in distress, "What's the matter?" Chu Ci asked, "Why do you look like you were sucked dry by the old goblin? ?”
Murui covered his face and kept moaning, he couldn't say it at all, okay?Can he say that he just hugged a naked woman in his arms, and that woman was still yelling at him to die?
"A Rui?"
"No!" Murui stomped his feet, "I have to pack up quickly."
"What are you doing packing up?" Chu Ci was stunned, didn't this guy just arrive?
"I can't stay here anymore, it's just too scary!"
"A Rui!" Seeing that Murui was really packing up, Chu Ci was dumbfounded.
"Bang!" There was a loud noise, the door shook, and a layer of dust fell from the roof.
"Little thief, get out and die!"
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