[Comprehensive] Ask the wine fairy

Unexpectedly, Li Daitao's stiffness is also popular in the monster world.

After listening to this hard-working male fox tell the whole process of being stunned by his sister, even a heartless person like Dong Xiangyan would light a plate of candles for him.

The vixen named Fu Qing has a younger sister who is as beautiful as a flower, and it is the one that the old Montenegro demon has taken a fancy to.

Her younger sister originally said she was going to get married, but when things came to a head, she knocked her brother out with a hammer, took her lover away and flew away, and left her parents' good brother to replace her.

Fu Qing is a versatile fox, otherwise he wouldn't be able to stand up for the little girl until now, but he really can't stand up to the present, so he can't send someone with a handle into the bridal chamber, right?Even if the black light is blind, it will not be the same as being seen through!

Fu Qing: "Huh? That's not what I'm worried about... The old black mountain demon's body is Black Mountain, so I don't have a big impression of him whether the room is dark or not."

So you mean you don't mind having a fling with the other party?

Seeing the disapproving expressions of other foxes, as if flirting with a big girl of the same gender is not a thing at all, Dong Xiangyan once again affirmed that there are also some literary works that can be used for reference.

For example, this vixen is really immoral.

"What are you going to do?" Dong Xiangyan didn't intend to be their dog-headed military adviser, so it was nothing to do with him, and he looked like he deserved retribution.

Several foxes gathered together and muttered something, and after the muttering was over, representative Fu Qing spoke.

"Actually, I thought that my sister was a brother in my family. I also thought that if my sister was as beautiful as my sister, it would not be a problem at all to marry the Black Mountain old demon for me."

Dong Xiangyan: "Wait...can't you see that I am..." A man?

Fu Qing calmly interrupted: "I know that my sister is a mortal, but so what? We are not like those little goblins, rare and strange."

Hey, you guys are quite arrogant for admitting the wrong person, aren't you?

Dong Xiangyan didn't even know how to describe this group of blind vixens, so he asked in puzzlement, "Wouldn't the old Black Mountain demon be suspicious if the daughter-in-law is exchanged like this?"

Considering that you have changed two waves, why are you planning to come to the third wave?

Fu Qing was serious: "I believe that with my sister's beauty, there is nothing I can't do!"

Dong Xiangyan: "Get lost..."

"Wow! Sister, help me!" Fu Qing mouthed one sister at a time, and hugged her thigh when she came up.

Dong Xiangyan was convinced, it was the first time he saw a goblin who was more shameless than himself and looked like a rascal.

"Let go of my leg, let go of...my leg!" Trying to pull his thigh out of his claws, the strength of this thing made him seriously suspect that he was being taken advantage of by a fox.

Fu Qing: "Hey, hey - I'm still young, I don't want to lose my future at the age of three hundred, I beg you, sister, please help me!"

Dong Xiangyan: "Get lost!"

Are you kidding me, 300 years?I'm only in my twenties, why should I lose my future for you?

And...Ye Gucheng, just look at it like this!

With speechless eyes, he glanced at Ye Gucheng, who had been watching the play by the old god.

After receiving the gaze from Dong Xiangyan, Ye Gucheng said calmly, "How about promise?"

Dong Xiangyan looked at him with "this is a betrayal".

"Fucking?"

Ye Gucheng calmly picked up the tea prepared by the vixens, and took a sip leisurely.

"Isn't this troublesome for you?"

Dong Xiangyan: "What?" Then he suddenly recalled what he said on the boat, heh, he was caught off guard by the slap in the face!

Ye Gucheng: "What's more, they sincerely ask for help, how can you ignore them?"

It is believed that Ye Gucheng, who was speaking for them at this time, was full of demeanor, and the human figure in the eyes of the fox spirits suddenly grew tall.

"Yes, yes, how can you ignore it!"

Dong Xiangyan: "..."

You guys are so fast at hitting snakes with sticks!

Of course, the most important thing is... Looking over with eyes full of disbelief, are you still my Ye Gucheng?Said, when the bag was dropped, I didn't find out!

Generally, when Dong Xiangyan's eyes were complicated, it was usually when the two of them had poor communication.

This time, it may be that Ye Gucheng did not take the initiative to receive it properly, so Dong Xiangyan's eyes were not as complicated as usual.

Ye Gucheng put down his teacup, met Dong Xiangyan's gaze, and said calmly, "I'm looking forward to it."

What to expect?

Are you expecting me to marry the old monster!

For the first time, Dong Xiangyan, whose true age was untestable, wrinkled her youthful face to the point that it was more vicissitudes than the old bark.

Three days passed in the blink of an eye, especially under the premise that the person concerned was numb, almost a day passed by opening and closing eyes.

"I really want to open and close my eyes for a lifetime."

Dong Xiangyan gritted her teeth behind the hijab.

The original bride, Fu Qing, who was acting as a dowry maid, shook her ears and comforted him happily like a pussy, probably because she didn't need to wear the red wedding dress weighing more than [-] kilograms, so his tone Very happy.

"Sister, you have to think about it, the old demon of Heishan is the master of the mountain, no matter where he is in the demon world, he is the number one monster, even if he is a concubine by his side, he can eat well and drink spicy food, No matter how you think about it, it’s better than being a human being.”

Dong Xiangyan was expressionless: "Why didn't you say that to yourself?"

Fu Qing, dressed in women's clothing, said confidently, "I'm a man!"

Dong Xiangyan: I'm a guy too!

When he was sent to the sedan chair, he tried his best to shake his head and try to find Ye Gucheng through the gap in the hijab, but maybe he was determined to treat Dong Xiangyan's transvestism, so he didn't show up when he got married.

Sitting in the bridal sedan chair, Dong Xiangyan's heart became cold.

It’s a good time to break up with someone who wants to break up. Now that my old love is married, I don’t want to come and see it. Maybe it’s because I really don’t have a lot of fate, so I just run to my new love... Kouhu, Ye Gucheng, wait for me! !

The goblin carrying the sedan chair had no idea what kind of god was running rampant inside the sedan chair.

They happily sent the sedan chair into the innermost garden with the sound of firecrackers, and then withdrew with other monsters, leaving only the bride's natal family.

At this time, Fu Qing, who was acting as her mother's family again, was dressed in a bamboo-leaf green men's attire, and took Dong Xiangyan out of the sedan chair, and teamed up with the little ghosts who were dedicated to serving the bride to send him into the new house.

The door of the new house is opened, and there is more than just a wine pond and a forest of meat!

Behind the fluttering tulle is a steaming hot spring, and the floor is covered with a layer of soft animal skin carpet that is still warm when you step on it with bare feet, and the tabletops inside are filled with wine, vegetables and pastries. The most important thing is to do business. big bed.

Dong Xiangyan stared at it for a while after removing the phoenix crown, and suddenly dragged his chin, thinking that he would also get one for Ye Gucheng to lie down in the future.

The gums carved out of hundreds of years old trees, craftsmen with ordinary skill can't carve the patterns so vividly, and the cobweb-like grids represent auspicious meanings in the hearts of ancient people.

Happiness falls from the sky, happiness comes from the spider, happiness gives birth to a precious son and so on.

There are small and cute spiders on the net. If you don't look carefully, you will only regard them as decorations for the gorse and birds next to you. After you look clearly... I don't have that function.

Dong Xiangyan rolled her big eyes after muttering in her heart, looked left and right, and made sure that everyone was gone, so she dismantled herself to bits and pieces, and strode outside.

Fu Qing, who was guarded at the door half way through, remonstrated and went back.

"Sister! Well, why are you running away!"

Dong Xiangyan hehe his face.

"Your sister has run away, why do you think I should run away?"

Fu Qing's expression became even more puzzled after hearing this.

"My sister ran away because she didn't like men, and the lover who eloped with her was actually that mother!"

Dong Xiangyan supported his head and howled.

"Are you vixens all this messed up?"

Fu Qing blinked, and closed the door calmly.

"Everyone is like this, and we don't feel that we are in a mess. Only human beings have a lot of things."

Dong Xiangyan: This is really a real mess in your circle.

Fu Qing: "Come, come, let me tell you about the old Black Mountain demon."

Dong Xiangyan twitched and was pulled back to the table, and the two started chatting while chopping the melon seeds on the plate.

Fu Qing: "I've seen the old Black Mountain demon from afar. He looks handsome and has strange eyes, especially the leather on his body, which is very attractive..." He ate the melon seeds he picked out.

Dong Xiangyan also kowtowed a few times, and looked over with disdain.

"Since you like it by yourself?"

Fu Qing shook his head quickly: "No, no, I don't have that ability, and the Black Mountain old demon has married wives from his daughter's family several times. It seems that he has no interest in masculinity."

Dong Xiangyan said: "Speaking of which, what about his concubines?"

Fu Qing said: "Dead."

Dong Xiangyan paused when he was picking melon seeds, and then heard Fu Qing say: "The first one was struck to death by lightning when she went out, she was a dryad, and the second one was also struck to death by lightning when she went out, she was a camphor tree Fairy, when she was struck to death, the smell was all over the floor, and I took a branch of her tree trunk and turned it into beads. The third one was not a dryad, but she was also struck to death by lightning. Accidentally reached the Transformation Tribulation, I couldn't hold on, I was dead..."

Dong Xiangyan was eating melon seeds here, while listening to how the black mountain old demon's concubines were struck to death by lightning in various ways, and said that afterward, Fu Qing even wentssip about the old black mountain demon himself.

"In fact, the old demon in Montenegro is often struck by lightning. I don't know the reason, but I only know that there will be thunder in Montenegro every 30 years. Many tall and strong trees or unlucky trees will be hit. At that time, we generally moved. Go to the foot of the mountain, otherwise it will be easy to catch the fish in the pond."

Dong Xiangyan's expression was extremely strange upon hearing this.

"Is this place bad in geomantic omen, or the Montenegrin old demon wants to kill his wife?"

"Cough cough cough-"

Fu Qing was frightened by Dong Xiangyan's fresh and refined way of saying that he didn't go astray. A melon seed was sent into the trachea and almost choked him to death. When he regained his strength, he grabbed Dong Xiangyan's paw with one hand. , said earnestly: "Sister, there are some things that you can't talk nonsense."

Dong Xiangyan: "Speak human terms."

Fu Qing: "What nonsense are you talking about?"

There are not so many rules for monsters marrying wives. Generally, as long as the relatives of the bride say that no one else will disturb their family's final closeness before the groom comes in, so wait until they finish eating melon seeds and peanuts, eating peanuts and melon rinds. Eat the melon rind and longan lotus seeds.

The two of them were reincarnated like starved ghosts, they ate all the pots and bowls on the table, and they were still chatting happily, unaware that it was time for the host of the wedding banquet to enter.

dong dong dong-

There was a knock on the door, and the kid outside rushed to urge him: "Master Fu Qing, the Black Mountain old demon is about to enter the bridal chamber, please come out quickly!"

"Not good!" Fu Qing came to his senses, quickly cleaned up the melon seeds on his clothes, and repeatedly told Dong Xiangyan who was blinking at the side: "Don't go out after sleeping with the old demon of Montenegro, and don't go out when it's raining. Don't go where there are many trees, beware of thunderbolts in the clear sky...and I wish you happiness."

Dong Xiangyan's face turned numb at the end.

"thank you."

Thank you, sir, am I so like a person struck by lightning?