My family's system is so irritable [Rebirth]

Although the days are still the same, Jiang Mu has an ominous premonition, because he always sees the dog robot sitting in the small black room and staring at his crotch in a daze. A kind of entangled and wronged eyes stared at him, stared straight at Jiang Mu's chrysanthemum coolly, and even dreamed that a giant light cannon grew from Songxue's crotch, and fired at the whole world with his hips on his hips.

After dreaming for the nth time that Songxue smashed skyscrapers with heavy cannonballs under his crotch, Jiang Mu finally made up his mind.He got up from the bed dripping in cold sweat, stretched out a finger and tapped on Songxue's forehead: "Turn on!"

Songxue opened his non-human eyes cooperatively, emitting fluorescent light like a computer screen in the dark room.Songxue lay on the bed without moving a single muscle on his face, and stared blankly at Jiang Mu, who went crazy in the middle of the night, with a pair of faint blue eyes.

Jiang Mu trembled.

Damn it's pretty permeable.

Jiang Mu originally wanted to express his dissatisfaction tactfully, but he didn't expect that under a nervousness, he immediately plunged into Songxue's vitals: "Did you know?"

The current on the Songxue chip suddenly became chaotic. Of course, the dog robot was still extremely calm on the surface: "Know what?"

Jiang Mu: "You don't have a little dick."

Songxue seemed to hear a sharp "click" from his own chip.

The most difficult question has already been asked, and the following is easy to say.Jiang Mu sat on the bed, stretched out his hand and scratched his messy sleeping hair, and then untied the dog robot earnestly: "Although I don't know what you are worrying about, but I know you are omnipotent. Yes, I have Selfishly, I didn't tell you about your lack of a penis, but it doesn't mean that I am laughing at you in my heart or something, on the contrary... I am afraid of hurting your heart. "

Jiang Mu glanced at Songxue with trepidation, and found that Songxue listened carefully without blinking his eyes.Jiang Mu was instantly encouraged: "I mean, in my mind, Song Xuexue is an amazing robot. It doesn't matter to him whether he has a penis or not. His talent and personality are what impress me deeply." The main reason why I am so infatuated that I can't extricate myself, so...um...whether Song Xuexue has a penis or not, I will love him forever!" So don't do it! !

"Actually..." Song Xue listened to Jiang Mu's words quietly, and suddenly smiled. This smile made Jiang Mu a little dazed. This was the first time Jiang Mu saw a smile stay on his face for so long.

"Actually, I don't like that either." Songxue finally opened up to Jiang Mu completely, "I've been struggling these days."

Hearing Song Xue's words, Jiang Mu was stunned at first, then ecstatic: "Then stop pretending! What is more important than making Xue Xue happy for us?"

Songxue showed an aggrieved expression.The atmosphere was so good, and Xue's expression was not aggressive at all, but Jiang Mu found himself shivering.

Songxue: "But Song Jincheng said that if two people are together, they will not be happy without Tintin."

Jiang Mu: "Go to the fucking Song Jincheng... What does he know about a person who only knows how to think with his lower body?! After so long, don't you still believe in the relationship between us? Do I look like such a horny person? !"

Song Xue was silent, Jiang Mu thought he had convinced him, but the dog robot was silent for a while: "If you don't secretly masturbate, this statement will be more believable."

Jiang Mu: "..." Damn dog robot, where did you install the camera?

Songxue: "I have also checked some information these days, and found that what he said is correct. I think we really need a penis between the two of us."

"We don't need it!" Jiang Mu was about to cry, why can you say such things as if you need to adopt a child?

Songxue: "Actually, I've already made up my mind. If you kill me, you can't let that thing rest on my body."

Songxue's sudden brake almost broke Jiang Mu's waist: "Huh???" Maybe the logic of the robot world is different from that of humans.

Jiang Mu: "For...why?"

Song Xueka paused, and then involuntarily showed a disgusted expression on his face: "Because it's too ugly."

Jiang Mu: "???"

Songxue recalled those small calcium tablets he looked at, with the expression on his face as if he had swallowed a thousand maggots alive.He covered his face with his hands, he was about to cry when he spoke, and his voice became a little choked: "I finally understand why people say 'thief JB is ugly', that thing is really disgusting. I have worked so hard to create such a perfect body, and I don’t want to let such a thing rest on my body. I don’t care if he is asexual or not, anyway, I don’t want it. Such an ugly thing, just looking at it Felt sick."

Jiang Mu suddenly had the urge to give Songxue a double-click on 666.

Jiang Mu felt that he was the old fisherman in Tale of the Peach Blossom Spring. After walking in the dark corridor for so many days, he suddenly realized: "So you have been struggling with this for so many days?" You should have said it earlier!It made him sleepless day after day.In my dreams, Jay Chou is singing that the chrysanthemums are all over the ground.

Jiang Mu was secretly delighted, went up and hugged Songxue's head, and snored twice on the soft and shiny hair of the dog robot: "Be good, don't cry, don't cry, if you don't like it, let's not pretend, be obedient."

Songxue nodded, although her voice was still choked with sobs, she sounded much calmer: "Jiang Mumu, in fact, I have decided not to pretend... But after hearing what you said just now, I realized that I am so selfish..."

Jiang Mu was overjoyed: "If you are not selfish or selfish, how can we call it selfish? That is called 'the world is full of wilderness, but I am the only one respected'."

With Jiang Mu's consolation, Songxue finally cheered up.He looked up at Jiang Mu, the look in his eyes made Jiang Mu's heart flutter, but before he finished, he heard Songxue go on: "After listening to your words, I found that two people can't just be together. Think about yourself. You are so considerate of me. It is my blessing to find a host like you. Human beings are born to have sex, how can you suppress your nature for me? You have paid so much for me, I It's decided, I'll go find Song Jincheng tomorrow."

Jiang Mu: "???" Wait!Brother, tell me clearly!Who was born to fuck?Your car is a bit aggressive, and after a while, he made a sharp turn, and his old waist was broken!

Jiang Mu: "Why are you looking for him?!"

Songxue smiled secretly: "Then you don't care about it, anyway, the result will definitely satisfy you."

Seeing that Songxue was about to turn his back and continue to turn off the phone, Jiang Mu became anxious: "No, why are you satisfied or not? I am a very pure-hearted person, let alone sex, I don't even want to watch porn , Walking on the street and seeing beauties showing their toes, I can't help but want to go up and put clothes on them!"

Songxue: "I understand, go to bed early, I will go to Song Jincheng tomorrow."

Jiang Mu: "!!!" I don't understand!I am not satisfied!Do you know what I want?

Jiang Mu flew towards Songxue, but it was too late, Songxue had turned off his phone.

So Jiang Mu had no choice but to poke Songxue's forehead wildly with his fingers: "Turn it on, the dog robot is on!"

However, after tossing for a while, Songxue didn't respond at all, as if it was scrapped.

Jiang Mu was so angry that he fell down on the bed. Thinking of what he just said, he wished he could go back and strangle himself to death, but it was too late to regret it, so he could only bury his face in the pillow, choking down speechless tears: " Got it! You know what a fart!"

Early the next morning, Jiang Mu, who wet the big pillow with his eyes red and swollen, watched Songxue get up.

Seeing that Songxue was fully dressed and was about to set off, and he had put on the doorknob, Jiang Mu suddenly sat up from the bed without warning: "Are you going to talk to Song Jincheng about how to customize...?"

Songxue: "..." Looking at these two eyes, he should have cried happily all night... right?

Jiang Mu lifted the quilt and walked off the bed barefoot: "Why don't you ask me about this kind of thing? I am your closest partner, and you are pretending to be that disgusting thing for me, of course everything Come according to my preferences? Don't you ask me what size, color, and shape I like?"

Songxue stood there thinking for 3 minutes, and finally let go of his hand on the doorknob: "What do you like?"

Jiang Mu raised his little finger: "Smaller."

Songxue created a new text document and wrote down Jiang Mu's request: "Is there any more?"

Jiang Mu: "Pink, nude pink!"

Songxue raised his eyebrows happily, he also likes pink.

Jiang Mu: "Inlaid with diamonds, you need hearts and arrows."

Songxue: "Jiang Mumu... that's very strange. I've seen hundreds of small calcium tablets, but I've never seen anything like what you're talking about."

Jiang Mu: "Song Xuexue, I like that you are different from others, and you look very expensive. And you will look better if you are shiny like that."

Songxue shut up and wrote down silently.

Jiang Mu: "And I like soft ones, the softer the better." It's best not to be hard.

Songxue was standing at the door, writing down every request like a studious student.