My family's system is so irritable [Rebirth]

Songxue's serious expression and pressured eyes made the back of the little fat man sweat, but thinking of his own responsibilities, the little fat man bit the bullet and started according to the routine he had prepared: "Hello , welcome to our Longqingjiujiu wedding planning company, I dare to assure you, choosing us for a long time is one of the most correct choices in your life!"

Songxue interrupted him: "The most correct choice in my life is to choose the right host."

Hearing what he said, the little fat man's customer service had a subtle expression. He squinted his eyes and glanced at his colleague: "???" What kind of psychosis did you transfer to me?Read too many novels?He looks handsome and looks like a human being, so why is he not speaking human words at all?

The little fat man wiped the sweat from his forehead: "So I said it was 'one of the most correct choices', hahahaha..."

Songxue didn't smile, not only didn't smile, but there was also a faint distrust of Xiaopang's IQ in his eyes: "Put 'most' and 'one' together, there is a language problem."

"No... don't care about such details." Xiaopang smiled dryly, "My company has been focusing on wedding planning for 15 years, and has tens of thousands of wedding service experience in 15 years..."

Songxue retrieved the total population and age-appropriate numbers of the relic city in his own system, as well as the annual wedding data: "Affected by the harsh natural environment and social resources of the relic city, there are more and more couples who have the financial ability to complete a complete set of weddings. The less, there are less than 20 couples officially holding weddings in the ruins city every year, and these 20 couples have to be digested by several wedding companies in the ruins city, how did you manage tens of thousands of weddings in 15 years?"

Fatty wanted to hang up the video: "Haven't you ever learned ancient Chinese? Tens of thousands are imaginary numbers, just used to express many."

Songxue: "I have learned the advertising method of the relic city."

Xiaopang smiled: "The 20 weddings you mentioned are super-large weddings. Only a few families with deep roots in the ruins city can afford them. Most people can't afford such luxurious weddings. They are usually those young people who use our virtual wedding ceremony. Take a picture of the scene in the world, we make a photo album and video, or simply shoot in the green screen, we add the background. Of course, if you are more particular, we have cooperation with several fruit merchants, we can give Your relatives and friends send beautifully packaged small fruits. I’m really not bragging, we can hold hundreds of this kind of weddings a year.”

Can taking a wedding photo be considered a wedding these days?

Songxue: "So there are no invitations, banquets, venue decorations, performances, honeymoon trips, follow-up shots, and photography? Are you talking about tens of thousands of shows, just responsible for packing fruit and making photo albums?"

Xiaopang's answer was very honest: "My client, I'm afraid you haven't woken up."

Songxue: "..." These words were given to the Song family father and son by him not long ago.

Fatty: "This customer, you probably still live in ancient times, right? What kind of invitations or banquets? Do you call relatives and friends together to eat nutritional supplements? We do have venue layouts, but they are all indoors. There are also honeymoon trips, we do I want to arrange a couple to go to the scenic area of ​​the reserve for a few days, but the city committee won't allow it. What else is there to do with photography? Well shot. But we have really beautiful sets in the virtual world."

Fatty sent Songxue a few pictures in a hurry: "Classical Chinese style, romantic European style, exotic style, fantasy time and space, interstellar travel...all of them are in it, you can choose yourself."

Songxue looked at the cheap photos, and found that the so-called various styles were nondescript: "No, don't you have physical sets?" Jiang Mu would vomit as soon as he entered the virtual world.

Xiaopang twisted his optical brain, and a large expanse of forgiveness green appeared in front of Songxue: "This is our physical set."

Songxue thought for a while, and stopped talking nonsense to Xiaopang: "Ignoring my financial strength, what is the most extreme planning that you can do here?"

Fatty looked at Xue Song quietly, and found that although he was handsome, he was ordinary and did not look like a rich man. He thought that this could not be an invisible rich man, right?So his attitude became more serious: "We can provide you with the best wedding photos..."

Songxue: "I'm just asking for a marriage. Be more romantic. The wedding will be held separately."

Xiaopang patted his thigh: "You said you were asking for marriage! It made me talk to you about the wedding photos for so long. Let me tell you, if we propose marriage, we will have more tricks. There are heroes who save the United States, and there are beautiful and romantic styles." Yes, there are flashbacks..."

Songxue: "Back to the light?"

Xiaopang: "This was proposed by our chief designer, which is to forge the critical illness notice from the hospital, and then tell the woman that her boyfriend is terminally ill, and that his only wish before he died was to see her for the last time, for the last time , and will never bother her again. Then when the woman cried bitterly and took off the man's fat time to satisfy him, a ring fell out of the fat time, and then the man stood up with a carp She proposed, and finally everyone came out and shouted 'Yes'..."

Songxue simulated this scene and felt a little bit hot: "Didn't your chief get beaten by a sack when he came home?"

Fatty: "This scheming dick! He married the man a month ago."

Songxue: "Then what is it about a hero saving the beauty?"

Fatty: "This is also proposed by our chief. First kidnap the woman to an unknown place, blindfold her and tie her up, and the man can't describe her for a few days, and then continue to blackmail her with videos. When the woman Prepare the credit points, and transfer the credit points to our agreed account according to the words, and she will receive a video that we have carefully edited. It's so well made that even the [beep——] that comes out is in the shape of loving you... While being fucked hard, and being confessed affectionately at the same time, even a woman can't refuse."

Songxue: "Where is the 'rescue' of the hero saving the beauty?"

Fatty: "The money to redeem the video was given by the man."

Songxue: "..." Convincing and convincing.

Fatty: "What? Are you not satisfied? We also have one-to-one tailor-made services, but the price is naturally much higher than the routine ones."

Xiaopang cautiously probed Songxue's tone: "As long as you provide us with your lover's personality traits and hobbies, our professional planning team will tailor an absolutely perfect marriage proposal scene for you!"

Songxue: "I just want something simpler."

Fatty: "For example?"

Songxue: "Don't make so many routines, you need a whole room of candlelight, a violin, red wine and steak, 1024 roses, red, with gold powder, my wife is a money addict, and she loves gold..."

As soon as Songxue opened his mouth, Xiao Pang began typing on his keyboard. The more Songxue talked, the slower he typed. In the end, he could only stare at Songxue in a daze, until Songxue said After finishing, he trembled, and said in a tone facing the boss: "Is this what you said to be simpler?"

Songxue took a sip of water: "What's the matter? Oh, yes, when I take out the ring, there will be fireworks, and the shape of 'I love you' will appear in the air. Then you will find 1024 children to sing an unforgettable song Tonight..."

Xiaopang's throat moved: "Why is it unforgettable tonight?"

Songxue: "I don't know, but they have to listen to it every year, so let's keep it for now."

Xiaopang was stunned: "Oh."

Songxue saw Xiaopang's dull face, and his heart moved. He let his consciousness follow the network and glanced at Xiaopang's notepad. Are you remembering well?!"

The coldness that could be felt across the screen made Xiaopang tremble: "No...it's not that I didn't remember it well, it's because of what you said...we can't do it!"

Songxue glanced at his vision and thought it was pretty good: "What can you do now?"

Fatty replied: "Candlelight and the violin."

Songxue: "How did your company not go bankrupt?"

Fatty: "Where do you want me to get red wine and steak? The wine is fine, the red nutrient can be made by adding some alcohol, but there are only a few cows in the scientific research institute, not to mention eating them, they can only be eaten in the scientific research institute." Feast your eyes in the live broadcast room. Fireworks are fine, and they are prohibited in dungeons. And children, do you know how low the birth rate is in the ruins city now? Give me time to find it? Roses are easy to handle, but You have to do it by hand to express your heart, right? You still have to make it pure red with gold powder, enough for our studio for a few days.”

Songxue: "Zha?"

Fatty: "Of course, or do you still want fresh roses?"

Songxue looked at Xiaopang and didn't speak.

What Xiaopang realized: "You didn't come for real, did you?!"

Song Xue: "You are in charge of the candlelight and the violin... Forget it, you don't need to look for it, you can just hire children, 1024, not one less, and practice Unforgettable Tonight for me."

Xiaopang casually searched for Unforgettable Tonight on the Internet: "I'll find out how to sing Unforgettable Tonight."

Songxue rolled her eyes and passed the song: "Sing this for me."

Xiaopang opened the file and listened to it for a while, then he remembered the business. Seeing that Songxue was about to hang up the video, he hurriedly stopped him: "Customers, please pay the deposit first."

Songxue generously transferred all the money in his small treasury: "Oh, by the way, contact a few more reporters for me, and I want the whole world to see my marriage proposal."

The corner of Xiaopang’s mouth twitched, and he was about to say that you don’t have much money and you want a lot, but when he lowered his head and saw the money from the other party, he immediately became respectful: “Don’t worry, there’s no problem with this at all. It’s such a big news, let alone invite them to come, even if you don’t let them come, you can’t do it.”

Songxue nodded with satisfaction: "Any other questions?"

Xiaopang weakly raised his hand: "I just want to ask, why are there 1024 roses and 1024 children, even if you send me money, it is 1024 million?" Most people propose marriage either 999 or 1314. What is 1024?

Songxue: "Oh, make up a whole number."

Fatty: "???" How is this an integer? !