My family's system is so irritable [Rebirth]
Chapter 94
Songxue looks like the dummy in the mall has become a ghost.
To Jiang Mu's surprise, Songxue's reaction to the fact that he didn't have a penis was extremely flat: "Oh. Let me tell you, this skin is connected one by one by me with robots the size of a cell. It takes time. It's..."
Jiang Mu looked at the dog robot who was still talking, and couldn't help repeating what he said just now: "I said, you didn't make yourself a penis for the dog robot."
Songxue gave Jiang Mu a strange look: "If there is no one, then there is none. Why are you making such a fuss? The replacement of robots requires some progress on the original basis."
Jiang Mu narrowed his eyes: "...progress?"
Song Jincheng was also choked by the dog robot's thinking, and carefully discovered the hidden semantics in his words: "Listen to your words... so you have them?"
Even Mr. Song coughed uncomfortably.
This question made Songxue so awesome, the dog robot crossed his waist for a while: "Of course, my first body is 100% made according to the human structure!"
Jiang Mu couldn't help being curious about the mental journey of the dog robot: "So how did you think of getting rid of Tintin?"
Songxue replied confidently: "Because it's useless."
Mr. Song: "..." All the children and grandchildren depend on it!
Song Jincheng: "..." Sleeping flowers and sleeping willows all look at it!
Jiang Mu: "..." A man's blood and dignity are all in it!
Songxue: "Our robots don't need to go to the toilet, and we don't need to have children. The thing grows in the middle and is heavy, and it is awkward to walk. It was never used last time when it was made, and it was a waste of materials. I I've wanted to recycle it for a long time."
Mr. Song: "..." It's really a pure and unaffected robot.
Song Jincheng: "It's never been used once..." How many years has this been a bachelor?What level of great magician must this be?
Jiang Mu: "..." He really loves the strange brain circuit of the dog robot!
The Song family father and son were still in dispute over whether Songxue was a human or a robot, but they immediately agreed.It is absolutely impossible for humans to grow such a brain circuit!
"Let me tell you, this thing is very important to men, and what you said is not its main usage..." Song Jincheng cleared his throat, and was about to give Songxue an elementary hygiene class when he suddenly heard Jiang Mu over there clapped vigorously!
Jiang Mu: "It's amazing! This simplification is so wise! As expected of Xue Xuexue! You can come up with such a clever method! The lack of such a component saves materials and improves the efficiency of action. The robot will not be able to find a useless part all over the body! Song Xuexue is a super robot! I adore him so much!"
Song Jincheng: "Huh?!"
Jiang Mu quickly cut off Song Jincheng's words: "Songxue is the best robot in the world for me, meeting him is the greatest luck in my life! I used to worry about Songxue's lack of lower body, now, I I can finally let go of one of my worries, ah, Song Xuexue's legs are so long and beautiful, I really want to see Song Xuexue put on pants..."
Song Jincheng: "No, dog...Master Songxue, listen to me—"
Songxue, who had been dazzled by Jiang Mu's sweet words, said, "I'll show you how to wear it now!"
After finishing speaking, the dog robot ran back to his small room, completely ignoring the existence of Song Jincheng.
Song Jincheng: "..." Hehe, you will regret it.
Jiang Mu took off the smile on his face like a fan of younger brothers and younger sisters, revealing the vicissitudes of life hidden under the sunny smile: "Damn, I'm exhausted."
Song Jincheng silently stared at this conscienceless actor: "You are also a man, and you also know how important Tintin is to a man. Wouldn't your conscience hurt if you cheated a robot like a blank paper like this? So kind to you!"
Jiang Mu: "Hehe. Those who give away money are not qualified to say anything about me." Conscience and chrysanthemum always hurt one.
After a while, Songxue changed into his trousers. The army green overalls were loosely stretched around his thin and powerful waist. With the white T and his insanely handsome face, Jiang Mu felt a little uncomfortable. The feeling of pulling your legs together.Saliva is about to flow out.
Song Xue's behavior directly shook the Song family father and son opposite.
Songxue stretched out her long legs and sat down on a chair, glanced at the Song family father and son, and leaned over to Jiang Mu and whispered to him as if no one else was there, exuding the sour smell unique to the love period: "Jiang Mumu, I wear pants Looks good or not!"
Jiang Mu was shaken by his magnified face until he was speechless for a long time. He was dumb for a while, then blushed silently, and whispered: "It looks good!"
Songxue chuckled twice, the crisp voice made Jiang Mu go limp, and couldn't help but get a little distracted, only to hear Songxue continue to Jiang Mu's ear: "Let me tell you, this is what I did in 3040. The preserved trousers are antiques! Made of superfine fibers and high-precision fabrics, you can’t find them even if you look for them, and ordinary robots can’t afford them..."
Jiang Mu: "..."
Jiang Mu instantly felt that his legs could be closed together: "Shut up!" What happened to this dog robot recently? !Ever since I touched his waist last time, I have to talk to myself about "normal robots can't use it", he doesn't want to hear it!
Jiang Mu opened Songxue's face and pointed at Song Jincheng: "They want to talk to you about business!"
Songxue glanced at Song Jincheng.
Song Jincheng cheered up: "That's right, we're here this time..."
Songxue turned back to look at Jiang Mu: "Don't pay attention to them, I will introduce my pants to you first."
Song Jincheng: "..." What's so special about these pants!What he wants to talk about is a big business worth hundreds of millions!
Jiang Mu seemed to hear Song Jincheng's wailing in his heart: "What they want to talk to you is a big business worth hundreds of millions!"
Songxue stared at Jiang Mu for a while, then turned to Song Jincheng: "Oh, tell me."
Song Jincheng talked excitedly like a young man who had been waiting outside the boss's door for several months and finally got an interview opportunity: "We want to talk to you about Xingwang Energy..."
Songxue: "Not for sale."
Song Jincheng's words were stillborn.
Songxue: "Okay, the talk is over. Let's continue to talk about pants!"
Mr. Song: "4 million."
Jiang Mu thought that Song Xue must fly now.Unexpectedly, the dog robot remained motionless.
Song Jincheng and Mr. Song looked at each other.This is the highest price they have ever negotiated.Mr. Song wholeheartedly believed that as long as he quoted this price, he would not be able to calm Songxue, but at least it would make his attitude more dignified.
But... the dog robot is still talking to Jiang Mu about his pants.
It wasn't until the dog robot finished his trousers with Jiang Mu that he gave the Song family father and son a look. Song Jincheng asked obediently: "What do you think of this price?"
Songxue: "I think you are probably not awake."
Song Jincheng: "..." He couldn't help being a little surprised. Could it be that it is really the same as what Jiang Mu said, this star network energy is something that has a price but no market?To make this money-loving robot react so coldly.
In order to verify his conjecture, Mr. Song said slowly: "Then if we buy blueprints from you..."
Before he finished speaking, Songxue reached into the storage compartment of the housekeeping robot next to him: "Cash or transfer?!"
Song Jincheng & Old Master Song: "..." Jiang Mu was right.Even if they bought it, it might be a blueprint that couldn't be made.
Songxue didn't know that his own daughter-in-law had already sold herself out, and she was still talking freely: "Seeing that we have already made an order, I can assure you that the drawings are absolutely true, and You don’t have to worry about the questions you don’t understand, as long as you add an extra [-] million, I will not only provide a full set of annotations, but also come to you as a technical consultant and answer all your questions about the drawings, without any worries! How is it? This deal is very cost-effective .”
The enthusiasm of the dog robot scares Song Jincheng: "No...no need, pretend we didn't say..."
Songxue: "???"
Song Jincheng's ambiguous attitude made Songxue suspicious. He calculated and analyzed every possibility, and then turned his head to stare at Jiang Mu.
traitor
Jiang Mu felt chills on his back, hating that he chose the wrong race when he was reincarnated, not an ostrich, otherwise he would have buried his head in the ground.
Jiang Mu: "Hey hey."
Songxue: "..." She also said that she has no affair with this Song man!
Song Xue's attitude couldn't be more obvious, but Mr. Song still can't believe this fact: "Can I ask why you don't sell energy, but when it comes to blueprints, you..." I can't wait to buy one and get one free. It looks like 0.5% off.
Songxue straightened his expression: "This is very simple."
Songxue stretched out his hand, broke off a corner of the table, held it in his hand for a while, and then slowly opened his hand again.Jiang Mu was surprised to find that the corner of the synthetic wood table turned into a piece of... gold? ! !
Jiang Mu: "Is there such an operation?!"
Song Jincheng: "!!!"
Mr. Song was also shocked.For most of his life, he never took the story of turning stones into gold into his heart. He never expected to watch the live version today.
The piece of gold was passed around among the three people, and Song Jincheng took a bite out of the gold in disbelief.
It's real gold? !
Songxue grabbed the gold again, and after a while, the gold returned to the original corner of the table. He put the corner of the table back to the original broken place. He didn't know how he did it, and the corner of the table grew firmly on the original place. No cracks can be seen.
Jiang Mu reached out and fumbled on Songxue: "Liar! Where did you hide the gold?" There are still many things in his shopping cart waiting for him to love.
Mr. Song licked his lips: "How did you do it?"
Songxue: "It's very simple. According to the knowledge in high school textbooks thousands of years ago, using rays or particles to shock the nucleus, breaking up neutrons and protons and recombining them, can turn one substance into another."
Jiang Mu: "..." He remembered that he really wanted to read the report before. In his time, scientists had done experiments with mercury. Mercury with a sequence of 80 would lose a neutron and become a sequence of 79. Gold, but the whole experiment is very laborious. First, the nucleus of mercury must be continuously shocked by radiation for more than 70 days, and then cooled for 6 years.The cost of gold obtained by this method is extremely high, costing about 16000 per gram.
"The star network energy you are talking about is my most advanced energy system." Songxue said slowly, "With its energy supply, I can do many things that are impossible. What you just saw, Just one of those little tricks, so, do you think I'll sell it?"
Jiang Mu: "Insignificant tricks..." Then you are still so picky!
To Jiang Mu's surprise, Songxue's reaction to the fact that he didn't have a penis was extremely flat: "Oh. Let me tell you, this skin is connected one by one by me with robots the size of a cell. It takes time. It's..."
Jiang Mu looked at the dog robot who was still talking, and couldn't help repeating what he said just now: "I said, you didn't make yourself a penis for the dog robot."
Songxue gave Jiang Mu a strange look: "If there is no one, then there is none. Why are you making such a fuss? The replacement of robots requires some progress on the original basis."
Jiang Mu narrowed his eyes: "...progress?"
Song Jincheng was also choked by the dog robot's thinking, and carefully discovered the hidden semantics in his words: "Listen to your words... so you have them?"
Even Mr. Song coughed uncomfortably.
This question made Songxue so awesome, the dog robot crossed his waist for a while: "Of course, my first body is 100% made according to the human structure!"
Jiang Mu couldn't help being curious about the mental journey of the dog robot: "So how did you think of getting rid of Tintin?"
Songxue replied confidently: "Because it's useless."
Mr. Song: "..." All the children and grandchildren depend on it!
Song Jincheng: "..." Sleeping flowers and sleeping willows all look at it!
Jiang Mu: "..." A man's blood and dignity are all in it!
Songxue: "Our robots don't need to go to the toilet, and we don't need to have children. The thing grows in the middle and is heavy, and it is awkward to walk. It was never used last time when it was made, and it was a waste of materials. I I've wanted to recycle it for a long time."
Mr. Song: "..." It's really a pure and unaffected robot.
Song Jincheng: "It's never been used once..." How many years has this been a bachelor?What level of great magician must this be?
Jiang Mu: "..." He really loves the strange brain circuit of the dog robot!
The Song family father and son were still in dispute over whether Songxue was a human or a robot, but they immediately agreed.It is absolutely impossible for humans to grow such a brain circuit!
"Let me tell you, this thing is very important to men, and what you said is not its main usage..." Song Jincheng cleared his throat, and was about to give Songxue an elementary hygiene class when he suddenly heard Jiang Mu over there clapped vigorously!
Jiang Mu: "It's amazing! This simplification is so wise! As expected of Xue Xuexue! You can come up with such a clever method! The lack of such a component saves materials and improves the efficiency of action. The robot will not be able to find a useless part all over the body! Song Xuexue is a super robot! I adore him so much!"
Song Jincheng: "Huh?!"
Jiang Mu quickly cut off Song Jincheng's words: "Songxue is the best robot in the world for me, meeting him is the greatest luck in my life! I used to worry about Songxue's lack of lower body, now, I I can finally let go of one of my worries, ah, Song Xuexue's legs are so long and beautiful, I really want to see Song Xuexue put on pants..."
Song Jincheng: "No, dog...Master Songxue, listen to me—"
Songxue, who had been dazzled by Jiang Mu's sweet words, said, "I'll show you how to wear it now!"
After finishing speaking, the dog robot ran back to his small room, completely ignoring the existence of Song Jincheng.
Song Jincheng: "..." Hehe, you will regret it.
Jiang Mu took off the smile on his face like a fan of younger brothers and younger sisters, revealing the vicissitudes of life hidden under the sunny smile: "Damn, I'm exhausted."
Song Jincheng silently stared at this conscienceless actor: "You are also a man, and you also know how important Tintin is to a man. Wouldn't your conscience hurt if you cheated a robot like a blank paper like this? So kind to you!"
Jiang Mu: "Hehe. Those who give away money are not qualified to say anything about me." Conscience and chrysanthemum always hurt one.
After a while, Songxue changed into his trousers. The army green overalls were loosely stretched around his thin and powerful waist. With the white T and his insanely handsome face, Jiang Mu felt a little uncomfortable. The feeling of pulling your legs together.Saliva is about to flow out.
Song Xue's behavior directly shook the Song family father and son opposite.
Songxue stretched out her long legs and sat down on a chair, glanced at the Song family father and son, and leaned over to Jiang Mu and whispered to him as if no one else was there, exuding the sour smell unique to the love period: "Jiang Mumu, I wear pants Looks good or not!"
Jiang Mu was shaken by his magnified face until he was speechless for a long time. He was dumb for a while, then blushed silently, and whispered: "It looks good!"
Songxue chuckled twice, the crisp voice made Jiang Mu go limp, and couldn't help but get a little distracted, only to hear Songxue continue to Jiang Mu's ear: "Let me tell you, this is what I did in 3040. The preserved trousers are antiques! Made of superfine fibers and high-precision fabrics, you can’t find them even if you look for them, and ordinary robots can’t afford them..."
Jiang Mu: "..."
Jiang Mu instantly felt that his legs could be closed together: "Shut up!" What happened to this dog robot recently? !Ever since I touched his waist last time, I have to talk to myself about "normal robots can't use it", he doesn't want to hear it!
Jiang Mu opened Songxue's face and pointed at Song Jincheng: "They want to talk to you about business!"
Songxue glanced at Song Jincheng.
Song Jincheng cheered up: "That's right, we're here this time..."
Songxue turned back to look at Jiang Mu: "Don't pay attention to them, I will introduce my pants to you first."
Song Jincheng: "..." What's so special about these pants!What he wants to talk about is a big business worth hundreds of millions!
Jiang Mu seemed to hear Song Jincheng's wailing in his heart: "What they want to talk to you is a big business worth hundreds of millions!"
Songxue stared at Jiang Mu for a while, then turned to Song Jincheng: "Oh, tell me."
Song Jincheng talked excitedly like a young man who had been waiting outside the boss's door for several months and finally got an interview opportunity: "We want to talk to you about Xingwang Energy..."
Songxue: "Not for sale."
Song Jincheng's words were stillborn.
Songxue: "Okay, the talk is over. Let's continue to talk about pants!"
Mr. Song: "4 million."
Jiang Mu thought that Song Xue must fly now.Unexpectedly, the dog robot remained motionless.
Song Jincheng and Mr. Song looked at each other.This is the highest price they have ever negotiated.Mr. Song wholeheartedly believed that as long as he quoted this price, he would not be able to calm Songxue, but at least it would make his attitude more dignified.
But... the dog robot is still talking to Jiang Mu about his pants.
It wasn't until the dog robot finished his trousers with Jiang Mu that he gave the Song family father and son a look. Song Jincheng asked obediently: "What do you think of this price?"
Songxue: "I think you are probably not awake."
Song Jincheng: "..." He couldn't help being a little surprised. Could it be that it is really the same as what Jiang Mu said, this star network energy is something that has a price but no market?To make this money-loving robot react so coldly.
In order to verify his conjecture, Mr. Song said slowly: "Then if we buy blueprints from you..."
Before he finished speaking, Songxue reached into the storage compartment of the housekeeping robot next to him: "Cash or transfer?!"
Song Jincheng & Old Master Song: "..." Jiang Mu was right.Even if they bought it, it might be a blueprint that couldn't be made.
Songxue didn't know that his own daughter-in-law had already sold herself out, and she was still talking freely: "Seeing that we have already made an order, I can assure you that the drawings are absolutely true, and You don’t have to worry about the questions you don’t understand, as long as you add an extra [-] million, I will not only provide a full set of annotations, but also come to you as a technical consultant and answer all your questions about the drawings, without any worries! How is it? This deal is very cost-effective .”
The enthusiasm of the dog robot scares Song Jincheng: "No...no need, pretend we didn't say..."
Songxue: "???"
Song Jincheng's ambiguous attitude made Songxue suspicious. He calculated and analyzed every possibility, and then turned his head to stare at Jiang Mu.
traitor
Jiang Mu felt chills on his back, hating that he chose the wrong race when he was reincarnated, not an ostrich, otherwise he would have buried his head in the ground.
Jiang Mu: "Hey hey."
Songxue: "..." She also said that she has no affair with this Song man!
Song Xue's attitude couldn't be more obvious, but Mr. Song still can't believe this fact: "Can I ask why you don't sell energy, but when it comes to blueprints, you..." I can't wait to buy one and get one free. It looks like 0.5% off.
Songxue straightened his expression: "This is very simple."
Songxue stretched out his hand, broke off a corner of the table, held it in his hand for a while, and then slowly opened his hand again.Jiang Mu was surprised to find that the corner of the synthetic wood table turned into a piece of... gold? ! !
Jiang Mu: "Is there such an operation?!"
Song Jincheng: "!!!"
Mr. Song was also shocked.For most of his life, he never took the story of turning stones into gold into his heart. He never expected to watch the live version today.
The piece of gold was passed around among the three people, and Song Jincheng took a bite out of the gold in disbelief.
It's real gold? !
Songxue grabbed the gold again, and after a while, the gold returned to the original corner of the table. He put the corner of the table back to the original broken place. He didn't know how he did it, and the corner of the table grew firmly on the original place. No cracks can be seen.
Jiang Mu reached out and fumbled on Songxue: "Liar! Where did you hide the gold?" There are still many things in his shopping cart waiting for him to love.
Mr. Song licked his lips: "How did you do it?"
Songxue: "It's very simple. According to the knowledge in high school textbooks thousands of years ago, using rays or particles to shock the nucleus, breaking up neutrons and protons and recombining them, can turn one substance into another."
Jiang Mu: "..." He remembered that he really wanted to read the report before. In his time, scientists had done experiments with mercury. Mercury with a sequence of 80 would lose a neutron and become a sequence of 79. Gold, but the whole experiment is very laborious. First, the nucleus of mercury must be continuously shocked by radiation for more than 70 days, and then cooled for 6 years.The cost of gold obtained by this method is extremely high, costing about 16000 per gram.
"The star network energy you are talking about is my most advanced energy system." Songxue said slowly, "With its energy supply, I can do many things that are impossible. What you just saw, Just one of those little tricks, so, do you think I'll sell it?"
Jiang Mu: "Insignificant tricks..." Then you are still so picky!
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