My family's system is so irritable [Rebirth]
Chapter 77
Jiang Mu's new home is in a high-end cave in the urban area on the second floor.The surrounding environment is not bad. When you go out, turn left and you will go up to the subway in the above-ground living and consumption area. When you open the door, you can see the underground artificial garden of the ruin city.The ceiling inside the cave is all expensive simulated sky. Although it looks a bit shoddy, the color of the sky is much better than the sky outside. There is a lot of space in the cave, but there is no partition at all, not even a wallpaper, and the furniture is made of The nondescript European pastoral style, the ugly floral and small plaid cloth and the plastic "wicker chair" made Jiang Mu's eyes twitch and hurt, and he threw fake flowers and grass everywhere. Having said that, it is nothing compared to the fake flowers on the roadside outside.
Jiang Mu looked at Songxue, hesitant to speak.
Songxue: "Say."
Jiang Mu's switch was turned on all of a sudden: "Grandai, you have picked up 500 million credit points for nothing, can you use some snacks to improve our lives? You let us live in this kind of dirty cave dwelling Is it? I won’t talk about these broken furniture, but this European-style tablecloth with an enamel cup written with “Labor is the most glorious” is a bit irritating to the eyes?” Fortunately, he thought he could be like those written in those system novels. Doing big business, living in a big villa, and doing big things, I didn't expect to end up going around and living in the basement.
This accommodation condition is better than living under the flyover.
The killer on duty today came out: "Can't it be so good? I think it looks very good."
The killer's ignorance shocked Jiang Mu: "Are you serious?!"
The killer looked at Jiang Mu with reverence for a while, then silently closed his mouth.What is the origin of this person? Not only can he live in an antique villa in the scenic area, but he also has a robot to protect him. A villa worth billions of dollars, if you don’t want it, you don’t want it, you don’t feel bad at all.Judging from his performance on the subway just now, this young man has never been on the subway before, and he doesn't even know how to fasten his seat belt. In the end, he fainted and easily extorted 500 million from the person in charge...
Jiang Mu was still thinking about the decoration of this dilapidated cave dwelling, unaware that he had already been gilded with a layer of holy light in the hearts of the killers.
Songxue: "Do you think 500 million credits is a lot?"
Jiang Mu tactfully expressed his contempt for Songxue: "Not much, just enough for me to earn a few lifetimes."
Songxue: "Then do you know how much the enamel cup of 'the most glorious labor' costs?"
Jiang Mu thought about it, and considered this to be an antique: "500 million credits?"
The killer poked his head out: "One hundred million, this is an antique from the 20s and 70s. It is purely handmade and has witnessed history."
Jiang Mu: "How do you know so clearly? Like this?" Hearing this quotation, he couldn't help but blew himself up from the 21st century.
Killer: "Hehe, this is my home."
Jiang Mu suddenly turned his head to look at Songxue.
Songxue is sitting on the spring bed and working hard to remove his prosthetic limb: "You are wrong, it used to be your home."
The killer just smiled, the more he smiled, the colder Jiang Mu felt on his back, so he hurried to Songxue and hugged his robot firmly.
Songxue proudly found that the human beings he raised were becoming more and more attached to robots.
With the pissing nature of this dog robot, Jiang Mu knew with his toes that this was another house robbery.But as a slave host, he has no right to say what his robot is going to do, so he cleared his throat and comforted the killer: "I already know about my robot robbing your house, don't worry, I Will criticize and criticize it well.”
The killer's face twitched, and he said in his heart that a dog robot matches a dog owner.
Killer: "If you are still satisfied with my dilapidated cave dwelling worth more than one billion yuan, then I will retire first."
Songxue waved his hand, indicating that he can go away.
Jiang Mu: "..." The rich man in 5034 is really simple, he suddenly has the feeling of returning to before liberation.
As soon as the killer left, Jiang Mu paralyzed on the bed and acted like a public servant: "Ah, I always thought that the future would be super high-tech, such as mechs, flying machines, time machines, interstellar travel... I didn't expect it to be a dirty and messy slum, I came to live a good life, not to be a coolie, I don't want to live, let me go back to die, I want to go back to die..."
Song Xue squinted at him, and began to calculate how many points he could get back by returning Jiang Mu to Lord Yan.
Jiang Mu shivered coldly when he saw him: "You, you, you... I'm just talking."
Songxue: "..." Did he choose such a thing as the host because he was deceived by shit at the time?
Jiang Mu was still afraid: "Look at how capable I am. When you first met me, you were a dwarf robot, but now you can be regarded as half a human. This is all thanks to my hard work on the task, and I got I don’t want any rewards, I’ll give them all to you, how awesome I am! Such a hardworking host who doesn’t ask for anything in return, if you miss this one, you’ll miss the whole world!”
Songxue flipped through his host record book and found that what Jiang Mu said was indeed true: "But I can become a half-human from a dwarf robot, and that is all the resources I saved, although you are indeed You don’t need rewards either, but all your rewards added up are not worth as much as a mission done by the previous hosts.”
"You don't understand," Jiang Mu began to coax the simple and sensible robot, "Although your hosts give you a lot, they earn more by themselves, and what they give you is only 0.001 of their huge family property. Unlike me, I earned a total of 100 yuan, I don’t want any of it, I give it all to you, this is true love!"
Songxue did some calculations by himself, and suddenly understood something: "It turns out that this is why you couldn't get a girlfriend thousands of years ago, and you can only keep company with your right and left Hongchen after thousands of years. If my every day Every host is like you, and I might not even be able to make a single fingernail." After finishing speaking, he gave Jiang Mu a contemptuous look, saying, "Our noble robot doesn't bother to talk to a poor guy. " expression.
Jiang Mu: "..." It's true that true love can't be kept since ancient times.
After Songxue finished speaking, he stepped forward and kicked up Jiang Mu who was lying on the bed pretending to be a public servant, and then he exchanged a few cabbages from the system and threw them on the ground: "Wash the vegetables and go cook."
Jiang Mu straightened up on the bed: "No! I'm not going! You've changed! A dog robot! You weren't like this before, you used to cook for me! I'm your biggest fortune... ..."
Songxue took out the white-eyed expression he had just received: "I used to think so. Thanks to you just reminding me, I have settled the accounts since I accepted you as the host, and found that since you came , My points and property have shrunk by 10%, you are not property, you are debt."
Jiang Mu: "Fart, just now you extorted 500 million from the subway station."
Songxue: "That's because I stopped the loss in time. What's the matter with you? If it weren't for my wit, I would just pay for medical expenses now. I don't even know how to wear a seat belt, and I still have the face to make noise."
There were tears on Jiang Mu's face when he picked up the cabbage from the ground. If you dare to lose money, it will be his fault, right?He was really curious about what the developer of the dog robot was thinking about when developing the robot.He walked out holding the cabbage for two seconds, and immediately came back: "Just two cabbages for dinner?"
Songxue turned on her built-in player, switched channels back and forth, and didn't even raise her head after listening to Jiang Mu's question: "Yeah."
Jiang Mu: "Where's the chicken soup?"
Songxue: "No."
Jiang Mu: "You were not like this before!"
Songxue: "You didn't lose as much as you do now."
Jiang Mu cried and ran to wash the cabbage. In order to get revenge on Song Xue, he even used two extra tubes of high-grade nutrient to wash it. My heart aches for you, Song Paopi!
Songxue over there has changed the player to the channel he wants.
"It's evening news time now, here's an urgent news for you. At around 21:80 today, the inspectors in District A of the Ruins City Scenic Area discovered that a precious antique villa had been maliciously destroyed. Along with the villa, there were also A dozen [-]-year-old trees and a dozen pieces of natural turf near the villa..."
When Jiang Mu heard the content of the news, his heart tightened all of a sudden. He didn't even bother to wash the cabbage, so he ran back and watched it with Songxue.
The news continued to report, and this time the crime scene was rebroadcast. The scorched half of the villa had been surrounded by the police with a yellow line. Jiang Mu didn't pay attention at the time. Looking at it now, what does the crime scene really look like? How miserable.
"According to the police investigation, this antique villa originally belonged to a man surnamed Song, and it was transferred to another man surnamed Song not long ago. The police detected a large number of laser blood gas reactions at the scene. It is very likely that this man Already killed..."
Jiang Mu: "Wait! Is this talking about our villa? What kind of man with the surname Song...Isn't my surname Li?"
Songxue looked at him with a mentally retarded look: "You don't think you are the head of the household, do you?"
Song surname...Song surname...
Jiang Mu suddenly realized: "The bombing is good! This kind of unscrupulous head of household should blow up all his property!"
Songxue agreed: "Let's start with the debt part first."
Jiang Mu: "Praise the robot! I always thought you would despise me, but I didn't expect you to blow up such a precious villa in order to protect me. I...I am so touched! I want to do this for such a cute robot! Sing a hymn of love."
Songxue: "At that time, I had no choice. The villa would be gone before I realized it. I could only choose to protect you. Anyway, I bought you with [-] points."
Jiang Mu: "Can you chat with a dead robot?!"
Songxue wiped his light cannon lovingly: "Do you think I look like a chat robot?"
Jiang Mu: "No matter what the motivation is, the final result is that you chose to protect me. For this, I should always be grateful and praise you~ Ah, what a cute robot~ Its character is so pure and noble. How beautiful and broad your mind is, ah~ what a cute robot~"
Song Xuemei happily put away her light cannon: "You human being is really disgusting."
Jiang Mu: "..." Damn it, you are no longer the dwarf robot you were back then!You are a man of face now!When you talk, can you put away the drug-like expression on your face? !
"...Unfortunately, according to the expert's reply, it is almost impossible to restore this precious villa now, but what is even more frightening is that the plants around the villa are polluted and may die one step closer. The vegetation is gradually shrinking at a rate of 10% per year. The death of these dozen trees is undoubtedly a huge blow to the fragile ecology of the ruin city. Let us interview Mr. Liang from the Vegetation Research Institute of the ruin city..."
I don't know if it's Jiang Mu's carelessness, but as soon as the old man surnamed Liang appeared on the screen, he felt a chill from the robot behind him.
Jiang Mu looked at Songxue, hesitant to speak.
Songxue: "Say."
Jiang Mu's switch was turned on all of a sudden: "Grandai, you have picked up 500 million credit points for nothing, can you use some snacks to improve our lives? You let us live in this kind of dirty cave dwelling Is it? I won’t talk about these broken furniture, but this European-style tablecloth with an enamel cup written with “Labor is the most glorious” is a bit irritating to the eyes?” Fortunately, he thought he could be like those written in those system novels. Doing big business, living in a big villa, and doing big things, I didn't expect to end up going around and living in the basement.
This accommodation condition is better than living under the flyover.
The killer on duty today came out: "Can't it be so good? I think it looks very good."
The killer's ignorance shocked Jiang Mu: "Are you serious?!"
The killer looked at Jiang Mu with reverence for a while, then silently closed his mouth.What is the origin of this person? Not only can he live in an antique villa in the scenic area, but he also has a robot to protect him. A villa worth billions of dollars, if you don’t want it, you don’t want it, you don’t feel bad at all.Judging from his performance on the subway just now, this young man has never been on the subway before, and he doesn't even know how to fasten his seat belt. In the end, he fainted and easily extorted 500 million from the person in charge...
Jiang Mu was still thinking about the decoration of this dilapidated cave dwelling, unaware that he had already been gilded with a layer of holy light in the hearts of the killers.
Songxue: "Do you think 500 million credits is a lot?"
Jiang Mu tactfully expressed his contempt for Songxue: "Not much, just enough for me to earn a few lifetimes."
Songxue: "Then do you know how much the enamel cup of 'the most glorious labor' costs?"
Jiang Mu thought about it, and considered this to be an antique: "500 million credits?"
The killer poked his head out: "One hundred million, this is an antique from the 20s and 70s. It is purely handmade and has witnessed history."
Jiang Mu: "How do you know so clearly? Like this?" Hearing this quotation, he couldn't help but blew himself up from the 21st century.
Killer: "Hehe, this is my home."
Jiang Mu suddenly turned his head to look at Songxue.
Songxue is sitting on the spring bed and working hard to remove his prosthetic limb: "You are wrong, it used to be your home."
The killer just smiled, the more he smiled, the colder Jiang Mu felt on his back, so he hurried to Songxue and hugged his robot firmly.
Songxue proudly found that the human beings he raised were becoming more and more attached to robots.
With the pissing nature of this dog robot, Jiang Mu knew with his toes that this was another house robbery.But as a slave host, he has no right to say what his robot is going to do, so he cleared his throat and comforted the killer: "I already know about my robot robbing your house, don't worry, I Will criticize and criticize it well.”
The killer's face twitched, and he said in his heart that a dog robot matches a dog owner.
Killer: "If you are still satisfied with my dilapidated cave dwelling worth more than one billion yuan, then I will retire first."
Songxue waved his hand, indicating that he can go away.
Jiang Mu: "..." The rich man in 5034 is really simple, he suddenly has the feeling of returning to before liberation.
As soon as the killer left, Jiang Mu paralyzed on the bed and acted like a public servant: "Ah, I always thought that the future would be super high-tech, such as mechs, flying machines, time machines, interstellar travel... I didn't expect it to be a dirty and messy slum, I came to live a good life, not to be a coolie, I don't want to live, let me go back to die, I want to go back to die..."
Song Xue squinted at him, and began to calculate how many points he could get back by returning Jiang Mu to Lord Yan.
Jiang Mu shivered coldly when he saw him: "You, you, you... I'm just talking."
Songxue: "..." Did he choose such a thing as the host because he was deceived by shit at the time?
Jiang Mu was still afraid: "Look at how capable I am. When you first met me, you were a dwarf robot, but now you can be regarded as half a human. This is all thanks to my hard work on the task, and I got I don’t want any rewards, I’ll give them all to you, how awesome I am! Such a hardworking host who doesn’t ask for anything in return, if you miss this one, you’ll miss the whole world!”
Songxue flipped through his host record book and found that what Jiang Mu said was indeed true: "But I can become a half-human from a dwarf robot, and that is all the resources I saved, although you are indeed You don’t need rewards either, but all your rewards added up are not worth as much as a mission done by the previous hosts.”
"You don't understand," Jiang Mu began to coax the simple and sensible robot, "Although your hosts give you a lot, they earn more by themselves, and what they give you is only 0.001 of their huge family property. Unlike me, I earned a total of 100 yuan, I don’t want any of it, I give it all to you, this is true love!"
Songxue did some calculations by himself, and suddenly understood something: "It turns out that this is why you couldn't get a girlfriend thousands of years ago, and you can only keep company with your right and left Hongchen after thousands of years. If my every day Every host is like you, and I might not even be able to make a single fingernail." After finishing speaking, he gave Jiang Mu a contemptuous look, saying, "Our noble robot doesn't bother to talk to a poor guy. " expression.
Jiang Mu: "..." It's true that true love can't be kept since ancient times.
After Songxue finished speaking, he stepped forward and kicked up Jiang Mu who was lying on the bed pretending to be a public servant, and then he exchanged a few cabbages from the system and threw them on the ground: "Wash the vegetables and go cook."
Jiang Mu straightened up on the bed: "No! I'm not going! You've changed! A dog robot! You weren't like this before, you used to cook for me! I'm your biggest fortune... ..."
Songxue took out the white-eyed expression he had just received: "I used to think so. Thanks to you just reminding me, I have settled the accounts since I accepted you as the host, and found that since you came , My points and property have shrunk by 10%, you are not property, you are debt."
Jiang Mu: "Fart, just now you extorted 500 million from the subway station."
Songxue: "That's because I stopped the loss in time. What's the matter with you? If it weren't for my wit, I would just pay for medical expenses now. I don't even know how to wear a seat belt, and I still have the face to make noise."
There were tears on Jiang Mu's face when he picked up the cabbage from the ground. If you dare to lose money, it will be his fault, right?He was really curious about what the developer of the dog robot was thinking about when developing the robot.He walked out holding the cabbage for two seconds, and immediately came back: "Just two cabbages for dinner?"
Songxue turned on her built-in player, switched channels back and forth, and didn't even raise her head after listening to Jiang Mu's question: "Yeah."
Jiang Mu: "Where's the chicken soup?"
Songxue: "No."
Jiang Mu: "You were not like this before!"
Songxue: "You didn't lose as much as you do now."
Jiang Mu cried and ran to wash the cabbage. In order to get revenge on Song Xue, he even used two extra tubes of high-grade nutrient to wash it. My heart aches for you, Song Paopi!
Songxue over there has changed the player to the channel he wants.
"It's evening news time now, here's an urgent news for you. At around 21:80 today, the inspectors in District A of the Ruins City Scenic Area discovered that a precious antique villa had been maliciously destroyed. Along with the villa, there were also A dozen [-]-year-old trees and a dozen pieces of natural turf near the villa..."
When Jiang Mu heard the content of the news, his heart tightened all of a sudden. He didn't even bother to wash the cabbage, so he ran back and watched it with Songxue.
The news continued to report, and this time the crime scene was rebroadcast. The scorched half of the villa had been surrounded by the police with a yellow line. Jiang Mu didn't pay attention at the time. Looking at it now, what does the crime scene really look like? How miserable.
"According to the police investigation, this antique villa originally belonged to a man surnamed Song, and it was transferred to another man surnamed Song not long ago. The police detected a large number of laser blood gas reactions at the scene. It is very likely that this man Already killed..."
Jiang Mu: "Wait! Is this talking about our villa? What kind of man with the surname Song...Isn't my surname Li?"
Songxue looked at him with a mentally retarded look: "You don't think you are the head of the household, do you?"
Song surname...Song surname...
Jiang Mu suddenly realized: "The bombing is good! This kind of unscrupulous head of household should blow up all his property!"
Songxue agreed: "Let's start with the debt part first."
Jiang Mu: "Praise the robot! I always thought you would despise me, but I didn't expect you to blow up such a precious villa in order to protect me. I...I am so touched! I want to do this for such a cute robot! Sing a hymn of love."
Songxue: "At that time, I had no choice. The villa would be gone before I realized it. I could only choose to protect you. Anyway, I bought you with [-] points."
Jiang Mu: "Can you chat with a dead robot?!"
Songxue wiped his light cannon lovingly: "Do you think I look like a chat robot?"
Jiang Mu: "No matter what the motivation is, the final result is that you chose to protect me. For this, I should always be grateful and praise you~ Ah, what a cute robot~ Its character is so pure and noble. How beautiful and broad your mind is, ah~ what a cute robot~"
Song Xuemei happily put away her light cannon: "You human being is really disgusting."
Jiang Mu: "..." Damn it, you are no longer the dwarf robot you were back then!You are a man of face now!When you talk, can you put away the drug-like expression on your face? !
"...Unfortunately, according to the expert's reply, it is almost impossible to restore this precious villa now, but what is even more frightening is that the plants around the villa are polluted and may die one step closer. The vegetation is gradually shrinking at a rate of 10% per year. The death of these dozen trees is undoubtedly a huge blow to the fragile ecology of the ruin city. Let us interview Mr. Liang from the Vegetation Research Institute of the ruin city..."
I don't know if it's Jiang Mu's carelessness, but as soon as the old man surnamed Liang appeared on the screen, he felt a chill from the robot behind him.
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