My family's system is so irritable [Rebirth]

With a "click", a cold mechanical arm pinched Song Jincheng's jaw, and then tightened it mercilessly.The huge pressure made Song Jincheng cry out in pain, scratching and scratching at the mechanical arm, but he couldn't leave a trace on Songxue's shell.

There was the sound of jaw crushing, and the mouth was already full of bloody smell.

Only then did Song Jincheng suddenly understand that this was not a joke, this robot was determined to crush its own jaw!

Damn, which thread is wrong with the processing system of this dog robot?Obviously, others can call and play at will!How come he can't do it anymore?

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

Song Jincheng only had time to yell, and Songxue's other mechanical arm pierced his mouth, this time pinching his tongue accurately.

"Mr. Song, welcome to participate in the new year's lucky draw. Congratulations. The phrase 'dog robot' you just won won the first prize in this system. The prize is—" Songxue V2.6. Cold light, "Tongue pulling hell experience ticket, now we provide you with our new tongue pulling service, please enjoy it, remember to give a good review, dear."

"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhfacts with the tongue.' Song Jincheng was so frightened that he could only struggle.

"Then, Mr. Song, please enjoy your feast." The current on Songxue's electro-optical screen narrowed into a "^-^" expression, and then the flat electronic sound began to count down, "3——2— -1--"

Song Jincheng closed his eyes in resignation.

"Stop...stop! Dead robot, what are you doing?!" Fortunately, Jiang Mu discovered the strange situation at the door in time, and flew over to hug Songxue into his arms.

The mechanical arm was released, and Song Jincheng collapsed on the ground, sweating all over his body, and his face turned pale.No matter how many corpses he had disposed of, how many organs he had sold, it was a fucking difference between digging up dead people and being almost gutted by himself. If Jiang Mu hadn't come out in time, he might have fainted from the pain.

"I'm not doing anything, I'm just doing a minor operation for Mr. Song." Songxue V2.6 opened his eyes and spoke nonsense with a pure and harmless face.

Hearing the robot's shameless words, Song Jincheng's face twitched, but under the gaze of the robot's electro-optical screen, he still tried his best to lick his lips at Jiang Mu.

Jiang Mu said that as a single dog, although he is a bit old and has a lot of masturbation, he has not reached the level of dazzlement: "What kind of surgery needs to be performed by strangling people's necks?"

Songxue v2.6: "Tongue extraction surgery."

Jiang Mu: "What?"

Song Xue v2.6 put on his special scholar's attire, put on glasses, and gave him a serious science popularization: "Tongue extraction is a small operation that is very common among slaves, just like eyeball enucleation and tympanic membrane puncture. According to scientific research, pulling out slaves' tongues can effectively solve the problem of slaves insulting their masters, reduce the phenomenon of unnecessary gossip, improve the confidentiality of slaves' information about masters, and help improve slaves' work efficiency and service quality. .”

Jiang Mu: "Speak human words!"

Song Xue V2.6: "It is to teach them not to say what they shouldn't say."

Jiang Mu: "Do you know what you are doing?!"

"I know," Songxue V2.6 replied brazenly, "Upgrade slaves, isn't the first step for you humans to buy new electronic products to optimize the system, uninstall useless pre-installed software, and increase the operating speed? I Pulling out his tongue is to make him talk less and work more."

Hearing Songxue's refreshing theory, Song Jincheng's face turned paler.He finally began to suspect that what he had tried so hard to hug might not be a thigh, but a red-hot iron pillar.

Jiang Mu shook the robot in his hand vigorously: "Dog robot, the software can be reinstalled after uninstalling, but can the tongue grow again after being pulled out?!"

Songxue V2.6 turned around, thrust a mechanical arm into Song Jincheng's mouth, pulled out his tongue with a "pop", then pressed the tongue into Song Jincheng's mouth again, changed the shape of his left arm, and used a The white light shone in Song Jincheng's mouth.

Songxue V2.6 pointed to the intact tongue in his mouth: "Look, it's like new."

Song Jincheng, who came to his senses after going through ups and downs, covered his mouth with tears in his eyes, and cried silently.

Jiang Mu who was speechless: "...just as long as you are happy."

Song Xue, who had shown himself omnipotent, was in a good mood, so he turned his cannon and began to bombard Jiang Mu: "Didn't you tell you to hurry up and sleep? What are you doing walking around in the middle of the night? You still question me Can't sleep? Do you want to do some work to help you sleep?"

Jiang Mu shrank his neck: "No... I just got up and drank water. I can't sleep without drinking water at night."

Songxue V2.6: "Drink water first, then wake up from urination, go to the toilet, then continue to drink water, and continue to be woken up by urination. I accept this routine. It seems that in order to improve your work efficiency, I also You're going to have a bladder removal operation."

Jiang Mu: "I am your most valuable possession, and you bought my bladder with points!"

Songxue V2.6 was silent, so it glanced at Song Jincheng as it always wanted to do some surgery.

Song Jincheng crawled into the living room like shit: "I'm going to wax the floor!"

Songxue V2.6 opened his arms to Jiang Mu: "Take me to sleep."

The restless night finally came to an end. Only the hardworking Song Jincheng stayed up all night, obsessed with labor, unable to extricate himself until the east was red, and Song Jincheng dragged his exhausted body back to the mat in front of his gate. .It was only one night, but it was enough for him to foresee his tragic fate in the future.

Looking at the mountains and forests that had just woken up from a deep night's sleep, and breathing the damp and cold air in the morning, Song Jincheng lay crookedly on the mat, his eyes were staring straight, cold and hungry, he randomly took out a nutritional supplement from his pocket, Just put it in his mouth, two lines of tears fell down: "Retribution! It's retribution!"

Song Jincheng had just finished shouting, and with a sound of "咻", a laser flew past his ear, shooting a big hole with black smoke from the door behind him.

Song Jincheng was taken aback for a moment, then rolled and scrambled into the nearby grass.

In the bedroom, the electro-optic screen of Songxue V2.6 lit up.

In the distance, a sniper put down the laser gun in his hand: "There are bushes blocking it, if you shoot directly, it will hurt the grass and flowers."

Companion A: "..."

Sniper: "These are all green plants! As soon as I see them, I think of the sky-high priced dogtail grass in my house. I can't get rid of them."

Companion A dug out in his bag and found a red pot: "I don't have dogtail grass at home."

Fellow A pressed the little red pot and quickly threw it out.The little red can hit the eaves, spun around a few times quickly, and finally exploded silently, setting off a wave of heat, and wherever it went, all solid things turned into powder.

Sniper: "Damn! This is a scenic spot! These are living plants!" If he had known this would happen, he might as well have fired two more shots.

Companion A: "The scenic spot doesn't pay me."

[Urgent Reminder: Your house is being damaged by lasers, the repair progress is -10%, and 1300 points will be deducted. 】

[Urgent Reminder: Your house is being damaged by lasers, the repair progress is -12%, and 1560 points will be deducted. 】

[Urgent Reminder: Your house is being attacked by silent bombs, the repair progress is -75%, and 9750 points will be deducted. 】

The electro-optic screen of Songxue V2.6, who had just woken up, turned red all of a sudden.This is no longer a matter of breaking ground on Tai Sui's head, it's a living bomb thrown on Tai Sui's head.

"Jiang Ruoji, wake up!" In order to avoid greater losses, Song Xue quickly slapped Jiang Mu's face twice, then grabbed Jiang Mu with a dazed face, and ran to his pretending body like flying. In front of the freezer, he opened the freezer and stuffed people in.This freezer is made of special materials, which are invulnerable to water and fire.

As soon as the cold air from the freezer blew, Jiang Mu woke up instantly: "Hey, hey, hey!! Dog robot! What's wrong with this? What are you going to do? I'm so cold!!"

However, Songxue, who had already possessed the god of killing, didn't have the thought of pity for the fragrance and jade. It closed the door of the freezer and floated out like a god of killing.

In the flying dust, the two killers saw a small figure appearing at the door of the house.

Sniper: "What's that? A tree stump that didn't blow up?"

As soon as the words were finished, with a sound of "swipe", Songxue had already flashed in front of him like a ghost, and at the same time, his two small arms plunged deeply into the sniper's eye sockets.With a scream from the sniper, Songxue pulled out his arm and put a set of chain legs on his stomach to stop the momentum. Then he turned his head and looked at companion A. He raised the knife and dropped his two legs directly. One leg was cut off: "Tell me, how many dicks are there like you?"

Companion A quickly reached for the gun that the sniper dropped on the ground.

With a "bang", Songxue directly blew his palm apart.

Songxue let out a smirk: "You are the first human being I have ever seen who dares to be faster than a robot."

Companion A was stunned for a moment, and after realizing what was standing in front of him, he finally let out a desperate roar: "There are still fifteen! There are still fifteen!"

Songxue snorted with satisfaction, and wrote his credit card number on his face with blood: "Within 5 minutes, sell all your property, transfer the money to this credit account, dare to hide it privately." I'll just stick a needle in your eyeball."