My family's system is so irritable [Rebirth]
Chapter 60
Li Jiangxi showed a mysterious smile: "If I told you, our elevator would be demolished for nothing."
Jiang Mu: "Who cares to know!" He has a robot partner who is invincible in the universe!How could a mere hundred floors stop him? !
Jiang Mu glanced at Song Xue v2.6: "Song Xuexue!"
Songxue v2.6: "What are you doing?"
Jiang Mu hugged the small lunch boxes in his arms: "For our fast food business that is destined to last forever, and for a more fit body tomorrow, hurry up, take out your rocket launcher, and we will take the rocket to deliver meals!"
Songxue v2.6 picked his feet calmly: "I don't have a bazooka."
Jiang Mu: "..." Normally, you have cannons and guns, so amazing, you can't even take out a bazooka at a critical moment, what use are you?
Songxue v2.6 picks his right foot after picking his left foot: "That kind of low-level technology was only used 3000 years ago."
Jiang Mu: "...then you don't have anything that can make people go to heaven?"
Songxue v2.6 took out the light cannon: "You mean the kind that blows up a whole person into the sky, and then turns into seven or eight yuan and falls down?"
Jiang Mu: "...I mean the kind of thing that blows people up into the sky and then falls down unscathed."
Songxue v2.6 didn't even think about it, and answered very simply: "No."
Jiang Mu: "It's okay to let people float in the sky!"
Songxue v2.6: "You mean catkin cannon? The kind that can turn a whole person into a light and natural powder like catkins, which can fly everywhere when the wind blows?"
Jiang Mu: "You are so capable, it's a pity not to defend your home and country." The whole thing is a nuclear weapon.
Songxue v2.6 Xi Xi rubbed his light cannon with his face: "My cannon will see blood when it comes out, and it is ominous when it is empty~"
Jiang Mu: "Hehe."
Jiang Mu looked up at the hundred-story high-rise building, and a few tears rolled out of his eyes.Really... want to climb?
Songxue v2.6 took out a pair of shoes from his belly: "These are the little flying shoes I made after watching "East and West". , give it to you."
Jiang Mu rushed over to snatch the shoes and put them on his feet: "You have something like this, don't tell me sooner!"
"Drip~ Congratulations to the host for successfully triggering [Difficult Hawker Career 11: I use my feet to achieve your dreams], requiring the host to climb to the 100th floor before 10:5 noon, and successfully delivering all the lunch boxes to the corresponding buyers .Task Reward: Repair Point*[-], Antidote*[-]. Now the countdown begins..."
Hearing this prompt, the electro-optic screen of Songxue v2.6 was frighteningly bright, especially when hearing "maintenance point * 10", the electro-optic screen was about to catch up with the artificial sun.
Jiang Mu grasped the little flying shoes subconsciously: "..." Damn it, I'm going to die, I'm going to die!
Sure enough, Songxue v2.6 jumped up like a wolf in the next moment. Poor little flying shoes in Jiang Mu's hand returned to Doraemon's stomach before it was warmed up.
Songxue v2.6: "I remembered that the flying shoes have not been tested yet. Halfway through the flight, they might blow up. It's too unsafe. Let's walk with our feet. It's a little slow, and we're tired. But be safe. Life is alive, nothing is as good as a peaceful..."
Jiang Mu: "..." Fortunately, the task does not require the box lunch to be delivered to the customer within 5 minutes, otherwise you should be pulling out the cannon in the next second, right?
Song Xue v2.6 seemed to hear his inner complaints, and the little robot solemnly put an arm on Jiang Mu's hand: "Mr. Jiang, don't worry, as your robot master, I will bear the burden together with you." The mission of selling bento won’t let you fight alone.”
Jiang Mu: "Damn it, don't put the hand you've scratched on my foot so casually, bastard!"
The little robot quickly took out the installed large-capacity insulation bag, and quickly hung it around Jiang Mu's neck: "Let's go!"
Jiang Mu looked at the big and small bags on his neck, and then at the little robot flying happily in front of him: "Wait, I've carried it all, so what are you doing?"
Songxue v2.6 replied shamelessly: "Of course I'm watching you complete your ultimate challenge. This is the task of the system. Every step must be completed by you, the host. I can't interfere."
Jiang Mu: "..."
As if realizing that it was a little too cruel to say this, Songxue v2.6 covered his heart, pretending to be Xizi holding his heart, and said with great pain: "But you have to believe, I am tired in your body and hurt in my heart. My mood is worse than yours." Be heavy. But I will still put away all the pain and sorrow in my heart, follow behind you, and watch you climb the 100th floor step by step, I will not be overwhelmed by this sorrow."
Jiang Mu: "..." This is the most literary "I'll just watch, I won't help you" he has ever heard.
The cold, steel steps rolled out layer by layer in front of him, and Jiang Mu felt a little dizzy as he felt the weight on his neck.
Songxue v2.6: "You still have 2 hours and 36 minutes to complete the task, come up quickly." As he said that, the body of the little robot instantly blurred, and when he reappeared, he was already in front of the stairs on the second floor.
Jiang Mu: "I hate you!!!" This robot has such a function, why should he be a flesh and blood body to deliver box lunches! ! !
With a roar, Jiang Mu took the first step of his long march, and then the whole incident got out of hand.
Because the elevator has been dismantled, no one is willing to work here except the employees of their company. The real world is a place where there is never a shortage of office buildings. As long as there is a virtual land, you only need to enter a few strings of instructions to build what kind of building you want. Realized, so their building, except for the first few floors, was still a little crowded, and then it was completely deserted.Jiang Mu has already climbed about 50 floors. Thanks to the high simulation touch in the other world, he is now really like climbing 50 floors, his feet are full of lead, and he is sweating like rain.
The old god Songxue v2.6 floated behind his hand on the ground, and reminded him from time to time: "You still have 45 minutes to reach the 100th floor."
Jiang Mu: "...I've been climbing for two hours...it's only 50 floors...45 minutes...you kill me!! Can this high-simulation haptic system be turned off? I think as long as it is turned off, My speed can be increased by 200%."
Songxue v2.6: "How many times have I said that turning off the haptic system is equivalent to turning off the phone, and you will be offline directly when you turn it off."
Jiang Mu: "Ahh, I... I quit... I'm going to die... I don't want to be a peddler anymore, it's so sad."
Songxue v2.6 looked at Jiang Mu's face, hesitated before "maintenance point" and "most important property", and then stood firmly on the side of the maintenance point: "It seems that you need some help from the master. encourage."
When Jiang Mu heard this, he felt heartbroken. Damn, at this time, this dog robot will still use words to run on him!
So Jiang Mu was fortunate enough to see what this "encouragement from the master" looked like.Songxue v2.6 took out his light cannon fiercely, and a blazing light like the sun appeared on the muzzle of the human cannon covered with blood mist. The light cannon buzzed, and the light But it didn't shoot out for a long time. After a while, the light disappeared, leaving only the hot red muzzle.Jiang Mu was just about to ask Xue Xue v2.6, are you all right? Are you planning to play barbecue or what to do with the hot light cannon, when he saw this dog robot stretch the light cannon forward, and directly pressed the muzzle of the cannon that could burn people on him on the ass...
Jiang Mu's face turned pale, and his climbing speed increased by 500% in an instant: "Oh!!!! You dog robot!"
Songxue v2.6 blew on his smoking muzzle: "Climb quickly?"
Jiang Mu: "(ToT) you beast!"
In this way, Jiang Mu was forced to climb another 2.6 floors by Songxue v7, and was eaten a few times during the process. At the end of the climb, Jiang Mu was sweating all over his body, as if he had just climbed out of a swimming pool. In his eyes, the entire staircase seemed to be alive, twisting and turning.Songxue v2.6's urging voice came from behind: "You still have 36 minutes..."
Jiang Mu was dizzy, and quickly took two steps forward, and then his eyes darkened, and he fell straight down.A few seconds later, due to the interruption of consciousness, Jiang Mu's body slowly blurred, and finally disappeared completely.
Songxue v2.6: "..."
Songxue v2.6 looked at his red-burning muzzle, and couldn't tell if Jiang Mu passed out from being burned by himself or from exhaustion.
Ha ha, maybe both.
In the villa, Jiang Mu, who had just passed out in the other world, woke up as soon as he disconnected. He lay on the ground facing the ceiling, meditated for a few seconds, then jumped up from the ground, and ran back to the room like crazy to collect his things. All packed into big bags.He can't take it anymore, damn it, he really can't take it anymore, is this how people live?It's hot and rushing at every turn. If there are a few more tasks in this system, he can do the tasks and die without the robot firing.
Jiang Mu hurriedly put his things back and was about to rush out the door when he turned his head and saw a small figure standing upright outside the door.The little robot was standing there, with a dim light reflected on the cold electric screen, staring at him motionless.
Jiang Mu's back tensed all of a sudden, and he grabbed his luggage subconsciously.
Songxue v2.6: "Where are you going?"
Jiang Mu froze for a moment, and patted his backpack: "The sun is good today, I want to go out and dry my clothes and quilts, hehehe..."
Songxue v2.6 looked at the sky outside.A gust of wind blew by, and the yellow sand all over the sky "fluttered" down.
Jiang Mu: "Hehehe, look at the dog planet, if there is a disagreement, the sky will change."
Songxue v2.6 took two steps forward, and Jiang Mu jumped back like nervous: "You you you!! What are you doing?!"
Songxue v2.6 ignored him, walked past him to the bed, patted the bed with two small arms, then pulled Jiang Mu who was stiff all over, and pushed him up, Jiang Mu straightened up fell down.
Jiang Muxin said that it was over, and he lay on the bed stiffly, like a piece of bacon, with his eyes closed, waiting for the dog robot to cut him into pieces, but after waiting for a long time, all he got was a soft quilt.
The little robot wrapped him in the quilt, tightly wrapped around his waist through the quilt: "Go to sleep."
Now Jiang Mu is not calm anymore.
Jiang Mu: "Praise Master Xue!! You should hit me!! You are like this... I am very scared if you are like this!!!"
Songxue v2.6: "..."
So the little robot raised its arm and slapped Jiang Mu on the waist. Jiang Mu let out a breath immediately, feeling mentally exhausted like water plants. He closed his eyes and fell into a deep sleep.
Jiang Mu: "Who cares to know!" He has a robot partner who is invincible in the universe!How could a mere hundred floors stop him? !
Jiang Mu glanced at Song Xue v2.6: "Song Xuexue!"
Songxue v2.6: "What are you doing?"
Jiang Mu hugged the small lunch boxes in his arms: "For our fast food business that is destined to last forever, and for a more fit body tomorrow, hurry up, take out your rocket launcher, and we will take the rocket to deliver meals!"
Songxue v2.6 picked his feet calmly: "I don't have a bazooka."
Jiang Mu: "..." Normally, you have cannons and guns, so amazing, you can't even take out a bazooka at a critical moment, what use are you?
Songxue v2.6 picks his right foot after picking his left foot: "That kind of low-level technology was only used 3000 years ago."
Jiang Mu: "...then you don't have anything that can make people go to heaven?"
Songxue v2.6 took out the light cannon: "You mean the kind that blows up a whole person into the sky, and then turns into seven or eight yuan and falls down?"
Jiang Mu: "...I mean the kind of thing that blows people up into the sky and then falls down unscathed."
Songxue v2.6 didn't even think about it, and answered very simply: "No."
Jiang Mu: "It's okay to let people float in the sky!"
Songxue v2.6: "You mean catkin cannon? The kind that can turn a whole person into a light and natural powder like catkins, which can fly everywhere when the wind blows?"
Jiang Mu: "You are so capable, it's a pity not to defend your home and country." The whole thing is a nuclear weapon.
Songxue v2.6 Xi Xi rubbed his light cannon with his face: "My cannon will see blood when it comes out, and it is ominous when it is empty~"
Jiang Mu: "Hehe."
Jiang Mu looked up at the hundred-story high-rise building, and a few tears rolled out of his eyes.Really... want to climb?
Songxue v2.6 took out a pair of shoes from his belly: "These are the little flying shoes I made after watching "East and West". , give it to you."
Jiang Mu rushed over to snatch the shoes and put them on his feet: "You have something like this, don't tell me sooner!"
"Drip~ Congratulations to the host for successfully triggering [Difficult Hawker Career 11: I use my feet to achieve your dreams], requiring the host to climb to the 100th floor before 10:5 noon, and successfully delivering all the lunch boxes to the corresponding buyers .Task Reward: Repair Point*[-], Antidote*[-]. Now the countdown begins..."
Hearing this prompt, the electro-optic screen of Songxue v2.6 was frighteningly bright, especially when hearing "maintenance point * 10", the electro-optic screen was about to catch up with the artificial sun.
Jiang Mu grasped the little flying shoes subconsciously: "..." Damn it, I'm going to die, I'm going to die!
Sure enough, Songxue v2.6 jumped up like a wolf in the next moment. Poor little flying shoes in Jiang Mu's hand returned to Doraemon's stomach before it was warmed up.
Songxue v2.6: "I remembered that the flying shoes have not been tested yet. Halfway through the flight, they might blow up. It's too unsafe. Let's walk with our feet. It's a little slow, and we're tired. But be safe. Life is alive, nothing is as good as a peaceful..."
Jiang Mu: "..." Fortunately, the task does not require the box lunch to be delivered to the customer within 5 minutes, otherwise you should be pulling out the cannon in the next second, right?
Song Xue v2.6 seemed to hear his inner complaints, and the little robot solemnly put an arm on Jiang Mu's hand: "Mr. Jiang, don't worry, as your robot master, I will bear the burden together with you." The mission of selling bento won’t let you fight alone.”
Jiang Mu: "Damn it, don't put the hand you've scratched on my foot so casually, bastard!"
The little robot quickly took out the installed large-capacity insulation bag, and quickly hung it around Jiang Mu's neck: "Let's go!"
Jiang Mu looked at the big and small bags on his neck, and then at the little robot flying happily in front of him: "Wait, I've carried it all, so what are you doing?"
Songxue v2.6 replied shamelessly: "Of course I'm watching you complete your ultimate challenge. This is the task of the system. Every step must be completed by you, the host. I can't interfere."
Jiang Mu: "..."
As if realizing that it was a little too cruel to say this, Songxue v2.6 covered his heart, pretending to be Xizi holding his heart, and said with great pain: "But you have to believe, I am tired in your body and hurt in my heart. My mood is worse than yours." Be heavy. But I will still put away all the pain and sorrow in my heart, follow behind you, and watch you climb the 100th floor step by step, I will not be overwhelmed by this sorrow."
Jiang Mu: "..." This is the most literary "I'll just watch, I won't help you" he has ever heard.
The cold, steel steps rolled out layer by layer in front of him, and Jiang Mu felt a little dizzy as he felt the weight on his neck.
Songxue v2.6: "You still have 2 hours and 36 minutes to complete the task, come up quickly." As he said that, the body of the little robot instantly blurred, and when he reappeared, he was already in front of the stairs on the second floor.
Jiang Mu: "I hate you!!!" This robot has such a function, why should he be a flesh and blood body to deliver box lunches! ! !
With a roar, Jiang Mu took the first step of his long march, and then the whole incident got out of hand.
Because the elevator has been dismantled, no one is willing to work here except the employees of their company. The real world is a place where there is never a shortage of office buildings. As long as there is a virtual land, you only need to enter a few strings of instructions to build what kind of building you want. Realized, so their building, except for the first few floors, was still a little crowded, and then it was completely deserted.Jiang Mu has already climbed about 50 floors. Thanks to the high simulation touch in the other world, he is now really like climbing 50 floors, his feet are full of lead, and he is sweating like rain.
The old god Songxue v2.6 floated behind his hand on the ground, and reminded him from time to time: "You still have 45 minutes to reach the 100th floor."
Jiang Mu: "...I've been climbing for two hours...it's only 50 floors...45 minutes...you kill me!! Can this high-simulation haptic system be turned off? I think as long as it is turned off, My speed can be increased by 200%."
Songxue v2.6: "How many times have I said that turning off the haptic system is equivalent to turning off the phone, and you will be offline directly when you turn it off."
Jiang Mu: "Ahh, I... I quit... I'm going to die... I don't want to be a peddler anymore, it's so sad."
Songxue v2.6 looked at Jiang Mu's face, hesitated before "maintenance point" and "most important property", and then stood firmly on the side of the maintenance point: "It seems that you need some help from the master. encourage."
When Jiang Mu heard this, he felt heartbroken. Damn, at this time, this dog robot will still use words to run on him!
So Jiang Mu was fortunate enough to see what this "encouragement from the master" looked like.Songxue v2.6 took out his light cannon fiercely, and a blazing light like the sun appeared on the muzzle of the human cannon covered with blood mist. The light cannon buzzed, and the light But it didn't shoot out for a long time. After a while, the light disappeared, leaving only the hot red muzzle.Jiang Mu was just about to ask Xue Xue v2.6, are you all right? Are you planning to play barbecue or what to do with the hot light cannon, when he saw this dog robot stretch the light cannon forward, and directly pressed the muzzle of the cannon that could burn people on him on the ass...
Jiang Mu's face turned pale, and his climbing speed increased by 500% in an instant: "Oh!!!! You dog robot!"
Songxue v2.6 blew on his smoking muzzle: "Climb quickly?"
Jiang Mu: "(ToT) you beast!"
In this way, Jiang Mu was forced to climb another 2.6 floors by Songxue v7, and was eaten a few times during the process. At the end of the climb, Jiang Mu was sweating all over his body, as if he had just climbed out of a swimming pool. In his eyes, the entire staircase seemed to be alive, twisting and turning.Songxue v2.6's urging voice came from behind: "You still have 36 minutes..."
Jiang Mu was dizzy, and quickly took two steps forward, and then his eyes darkened, and he fell straight down.A few seconds later, due to the interruption of consciousness, Jiang Mu's body slowly blurred, and finally disappeared completely.
Songxue v2.6: "..."
Songxue v2.6 looked at his red-burning muzzle, and couldn't tell if Jiang Mu passed out from being burned by himself or from exhaustion.
Ha ha, maybe both.
In the villa, Jiang Mu, who had just passed out in the other world, woke up as soon as he disconnected. He lay on the ground facing the ceiling, meditated for a few seconds, then jumped up from the ground, and ran back to the room like crazy to collect his things. All packed into big bags.He can't take it anymore, damn it, he really can't take it anymore, is this how people live?It's hot and rushing at every turn. If there are a few more tasks in this system, he can do the tasks and die without the robot firing.
Jiang Mu hurriedly put his things back and was about to rush out the door when he turned his head and saw a small figure standing upright outside the door.The little robot was standing there, with a dim light reflected on the cold electric screen, staring at him motionless.
Jiang Mu's back tensed all of a sudden, and he grabbed his luggage subconsciously.
Songxue v2.6: "Where are you going?"
Jiang Mu froze for a moment, and patted his backpack: "The sun is good today, I want to go out and dry my clothes and quilts, hehehe..."
Songxue v2.6 looked at the sky outside.A gust of wind blew by, and the yellow sand all over the sky "fluttered" down.
Jiang Mu: "Hehehe, look at the dog planet, if there is a disagreement, the sky will change."
Songxue v2.6 took two steps forward, and Jiang Mu jumped back like nervous: "You you you!! What are you doing?!"
Songxue v2.6 ignored him, walked past him to the bed, patted the bed with two small arms, then pulled Jiang Mu who was stiff all over, and pushed him up, Jiang Mu straightened up fell down.
Jiang Muxin said that it was over, and he lay on the bed stiffly, like a piece of bacon, with his eyes closed, waiting for the dog robot to cut him into pieces, but after waiting for a long time, all he got was a soft quilt.
The little robot wrapped him in the quilt, tightly wrapped around his waist through the quilt: "Go to sleep."
Now Jiang Mu is not calm anymore.
Jiang Mu: "Praise Master Xue!! You should hit me!! You are like this... I am very scared if you are like this!!!"
Songxue v2.6: "..."
So the little robot raised its arm and slapped Jiang Mu on the waist. Jiang Mu let out a breath immediately, feeling mentally exhausted like water plants. He closed his eyes and fell into a deep sleep.
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