My family's system is so irritable [Rebirth]

Jiang Mu soaked in the water for a while, then immediately began to apply shower gel on himself, and then scrubbed vigorously.He knew that the bathing center in Area B charged two-way according to the amount of water and the duration. With his shriveled purse, if he soaked for a while longer, he would probably become the first human scrubber in this bathing center.

Jiang Mu's hands and feet were very fast. In just half an hour, he rubbed his body until it turned slightly red. He also rubbed off a lot of black and sticky things from several unknown parts, which were sticking to his body. Nutrients that have expired on the body.When he came out of the water after washing, the original water had turned a disgusting grayish yellow.Jiang Mu moved his arms, feeling a lot more relaxed. He drained the water in the bathtub and put on the clothes he had before—the poor ghost has no other clothes to change into.

It was noon and there were not many guests. Jiang Mu walked to the lobby and found Songxue v2.6 easily.Songxue v2.6 covered with a Q-version robot skin that is harmless to humans and animals is sitting on a chair in the hall, stuffing a battery into his stomach, and standing next to it is actually the one who took them to Robots in the bathroom.The flashing screens of the two robots seemed to be... chatting?

Damn, should future technology be so amazing?Jiang Mu took two steps forward, and was about to sigh at the creativity of human beings, when he heard their conversation.

"Are you a robot?" The robot in the bathing center asked Xue V2.6 with an electronic voice.

The electro-optic screen of Songxue v2.6 turned a little towards it, and asked calmly, "Are you mentally retarded?"

When Jiang Mu heard this, he almost burst into tears, and he felt better immediately. He finally affirmed that it was this robot who was sick. Songxue v2.6 is such an annoying virtue to everyone, he Not the only victim.

The brain of the robot in the bathing center short-circuited, and it took a while for it to come back to its senses: "Oh my God! You actually swear?"

The electro-optic screen of Songxue v2.6 flashed: "Oh my God! You can't swear? It's amazing! So what the hell are you going to tell me?" The battery has already been taken, so you go away please

The robot in the bathing center short-circuited again, this time stuck for longer than last time.Jiang Mu waited for a long time before hearing it answer: "Hello, my name is number 87328, can I be your friend? I have never seen a robot like you, you...you are special..."

This... is this... striking up a conversation? !Jiang Mu looked at the numbered robot that was as high as an adult, and then at Songxue v2.6. 20 that only reached his knees. Hearing this, his eyes were about to fall off. Are robots so humanized now?Robots know how to flirt?You must know that he, a good young man who has lived for more than [-] years, can only watch the prosperity of the world with his right hand, Hongchen, until the day he dies.

"Thank you, but I've never been friends with idiot numbering robots." Songxue v2.6's calm voice revealed a little pride, like a flower of high mountains.

Jiang Mu was about to make fun of Songxue v2.6, and by the way laugh at this numbered robot with no eyes, but suddenly heard a very soft "click", and he looked at the numbered robot in surprise.This, this, this...isn't this the heartbreaking sound of a numbered robot?However, nothing unusual could be seen from the electro-optical screen of the numbered robot. Jiang Mu shook his head, probably because of his own illusion.How does a robot know what a heartbreak is.

But the words below the numbered robot completely broke Jiang Mu's cognition.

"Why...why don't you be friends with me...I'm not...I'm not..." The numbered robot still spoke a standard electronic voice, but when it came to the end, there was a whistling electric sound in the voice, and the voice seemed to be It seems to be floating.Jiang Mu guessed that the numbered robot wanted to say "I'm not stupid", but it should not have the function of swearing in the system of a customer service robot, so "I'm not" for a long time without further comment.

"Would you say 'Your mother is flying in the sky'? Would you say 'Mom is mentally retarded'?" Songxue v2.6 asked questions like a cannonball, and the numbered robot sizzled, "Look, You can't even say such simple words. You don't know how to swear, we don't have a common language, and we won't be happy if we are forced to be together. But thank you for your battery."

Jiang Mu: "..." What the hell, do you still understand the common language?Don't like people taking other people's batteries?

"Ka Ka Ka..." A series of sounds came from the body of the numbered robot, and then smoke began to rise from the top of its head, "You...you...you...fly...fly...fly..."

Jiang Mu saw that the numbered robot was going to blow up if he continued talking, so he rushed up and picked up Songxue v2.6: "Hello customer service robot, we have to pay the bill!" Songxue v2.6, quickly used its electro-optical screen to swipe on the sensor of the numbered robot.

The numbered robot's body stiffened suddenly, and two small electric sparks exploded on its neck. It repeated in a voice that was completely out of tune: "206... 6... Tenant No. 6... back... back... back ...House...Receive...Income..."

Jiang Mu's cold sweat "swept" and fell off. If the robot breaks down...will they have to pay for it?

However, the culprit, Song Xue v2.6, is still intoxicated with himself: "If you really love me, go home and download dozens of megabytes of swear words. When can you tell me, we can have sex ..."

Jiang Mu "slapped" the speaker of Songxue v2.6, and said grimly, "Shut up!" He just took a shower for 10 minutes, and this artificial intelligence dismantled a robot with its mouth!I will really find something for him!

"Really...really...really...?" The numbered robot pointed at Songxue v2.6 with a scorched electro-optical screen, and electric sparks shot from the neck to the arms.

"Hahaha! Of course it's fake!" Songxue v2.6 let out a burst of laughter, "With your little overlord processor, I'll ruin you with just a few words, and I'll have to be friends every day Follow you to pick up parts?"

"Fuck that's enough!" Jiang Mu slapped Songxue v2.6 on the back of the head, then laughed dryly, and ran away holding Songxue v2.6.He just ran out of the door when he heard a "boom" behind him. Jiang Mu glanced at it out of the corner of his eye, and saw the numbered robot collapsed on the floor like a pile of rotten iron. At the same time, he heard the numbered robot Electronic voice: "Damn mentally retarded."

The robot that has been controlled by humans, the robot that can only run on the set track, tried its best, and finally uttered a sentence of its own before it was scrapped.

Jiang Mu couldn't help but want to stop and applaud the numbered robot, but the alarm in the bathing center sounded heartbreakingly, which perfectly stimulated his potential for debt evasion. Xue v2.6 ran two miles in one breath and plunged into his free public airship.

Jiang Mu randomly pressed on the public airship, and the public airship shook violently, rushing forward at the fastest speed.Looking at the scenery flying past outside the protective cover, Jiang Mu collapsed in the airship, only feeling that he had taken a shower for nothing: "I strangled a mother..."

The public airship led them around in the air, until the bathing center was so small that they could no longer be seen, Jiang Mu regained some strength from himself, wiped his face and burst out: "Can you save me something?! Mom Just let you stay with a robot for three or ten minutes, and you almost blow up the entire bathing center, how can you do this? What the hell do you want to go to heaven?"

Songxue v2.6's electro-optic screen turned red, and his left hand turned into a light cannon: "Give you another chance, how can you talk to me?"

Jiang Mu hesitated for a second, tears streaming down his face, and he threw his nose and tears to hug its light cannon: "Dad! Dear Dad! Please be merciful, put down the light cannon and mouth cannon, and give us humble and fragile Leave a way out for the human race!"

Songxue v2.6's light cannon mouth was already slightly red, but when it saw the human being holding his own light cannon with snot and tears, a weak current slipped through its own chip, Songxue v2.6 couldn't help shaking twice, it had never felt like this: "What did you call me?"

Jiang Mu choked. He looked at the dark screen of Songxue v2.6, and was a little uncertain what it meant by saying this.

Songxue v2.6 raised his short legs and kicked Jiang Mu's chest. It was not heavy, but it made Jiang Mu stagger: "What did you call me just now?"

Seeing the bright muzzle of Songxue v2.6 turning red again, Jiang Mu twitched the corners of his mouth and called tentatively, "Dad?"

Songxue v2.6: "Kneel down and call."

Jiang Mu hesitated, and slowly returned to the previous posture of kneeling and hugging the light cannon. Seeing that Xue Xue v2.6 did not fire the cannon, he immediately called out with emotion: "Dad!"

This is it!A subtle electric current slipped through the chip again, Songxue v2.6's body trembled again: It's so cool...

Jiang Mu looked at the "(/ω＼)" that accidentally leaked from Songxue v2.6's electro-optic screen, and fell into deep thought.

Damn it, this robot turned out to be a pervert, but it's a good thing!Damn, it's... so good! ! ! !

Jiang Mu thought he had found a way to deal with this robot, so he didn't even need any morals on the spot, holding Songxue v2.6, calling "Dad" on the left and "Dad" on the right.As long as you make this robot happy, there will be a big back door.He seemed to see the elixir technique and the halo of the protagonist flying in the sky.

A steady stream of current flows through the chip, Songxue v2.6 is extremely cool.After Jiang Mu fully satisfied some of its perverted desires, Songxue v2.6 in a good mood kicked him into the airship: "You low-down human being, shameless, who is you?" dad!"

Jiang Mu: "I f*ck you, lord!" Damn it, he finally knows what it means to be like a dog when you were begging for a breed, but now you feel ugly after masturbation!Do you want to change your face so quickly? !

Songxue v2.6 didn't care about his next crime, and the light cannon was slowly retracted.The little robot sat on his seat, straightened his non-existent clothes, and stared straight ahead: "Forget it this time, remember, don't show such a vulgar look in front of people in the future. It's disgusting. "

Jiang Mu: You are the cheapest!Your whole family is inferior!Disgusting, you were so cool just now? !

The magical Songxue v2.6 once again heard the little theater in his head: "What are you talking about?"

Jiang Mu slapped himself lightly: "I said I'm cheap. I'm really cheap and hopeless." He actually thought that as long as he made this robot happy, there would be endless back doors.He should have known earlier that the system that would cutely open the back door to his master is someone else's system, and his system... is just a white-eyed wolf!

"All right, all right," Songxue v2.6 saw Jiang Mu blushing with hatred, and finally stopped him, "You just have to be obedient and do the task for me, and the benefits will be indispensable to you."

Jiang Mu was stunned for a moment: "Hey, you are a system, do you know? Although I am a little weak, I am the master, do you know!"

Songxue v2.6: "Well, I know I'm a system, do you have an opinion?"

Songxue v2.6's gangster-like tone stunned Jiang Mu, and he shook his head dully.

Songxue v2.6 looked at him for a while, then suddenly stretched out his mechanical arm and touched his head: "GoodBoy."

Like praising a dog.

Jiang Mu suddenly had the illusion that "this is a system with a story".