My family's system is so irritable [Rebirth]

Songxue v2.6: "Have you, a human being, ever seen the world?" Although it said so, it quickly took out a big gift bag for itself from its stomach.

Jiang Mu has been waiting for this dog robot to send him a gift bag, but after waiting for a long time, he watched the dog robot licking his gift bag, so he was anxious: "Where is mine?! Where is my gift bag?" Where is it?" He was so afraid that if he took a step too late, he would be hacked by this robot.

Songxue v2.6: "What's the rush? Has the house been repaired? Is the living room tidied up? If you have time to mess around here, don't you hurry up and go to work?"

Jiang Mu: "Ah, robot dog, I deserve this, you don't want to hack my benefits!"

Songxue v2.6 ignored the weak chicken human being who kept squeaking, but directly opened his gift bag.Although the gift bag is small, there are many things inside.A total of seven or eight small boxes, each with a different shape, were carefully sealed with delicate seals and labeled.

Jiang Mu: "Star cast iron? Yuhua stone? Marrow fluid? What are these? What's the use?"

Songxue v2.6 quickly put all kinds of small bottles into his stomach: "None of your business."

Jiang Mu: "..." Hmph!It must be baby!

"Where's my big gift bag? Where's my big gift bag?" With Songxue v2.6's gift bag as a base, Jiang Mu looked forward to his share even more.What could it be?Cultivation technique?A pill to strengthen your body?A panacea that will turn everyone into a fanatic if you take it?Or the halo of the hero?

Songxue v2.6 stared at him with the electro-optic screen for a while, and finally took out a gaudy gift box from his stomach unwillingly.The two palm-sized boxes were wrapped in colored paper, and there was a tacky bow tied on it.

Looking at the gift box, Jiang Mu felt that his whole world was lit up, so he took it and weighed it...

Jiang Mu: "Why so light?"

Song Xue v2.6: "Because technology makes human beings lighter, faster and more convenient."

Jiang Mu: "Is that so?" The advertisement words are memorized quite well.

Jiang Mu shook the box in his hand again, but there was no sound at all.Jiang Mu's face suddenly became ugly: "Dog robot, why do I think this is an empty box?"

Songxue v2.6: "Absolutely not, how can you easily hear what is in the things given by the system."

Jiang Mu: "..." Although your tone of voice seems to make sense, why does the content of this sentence sound like serious nonsense?

Songxue v2.6: "What do you mean by that look in your eyes? Instead of guessing so much, why don't you just open it and have a look? The big gift package given by the system, are you afraid that someone will put a bomb in it for you?"

Jiang Mu: "..." He dared to use a dog robot like you as a smart housekeeper, but he was really afraid that there would be a bomb inside.

Jiang Mu stared at the gift bag for a while, rubbed his hands, and even closed his eyes pretentiously and made a wish. Finally, under the eyes of "you mentally retarded" from the robot's electric screen, he slowly stretched out his hand .

Unpacking the gaudy colored paper reveals a small white metal box inside.Jiang Mu took a deep breath and opened it.In the tall metal box, lay a piece of paper quietly.

The moment Jiang Mu saw that piece of paper, his whole body was in Sparta: "Why is there only one piece of paper!!"

Songxue v2.6 coughed twice: "Don't look at it as a small piece of paper, maybe it will be of great use?"

The world is so beautiful, don't be so irritable...

Jiang Mu covered his little heart, took out the paper and looked at it, a few words were printed on the rough paper.With a feeling of killing hundreds of dogs, Jiang Mu read the above words tremblingly: "On how to get along with robots?"

Song Xue v2.6: "My God! The system actually gave you such a confidential thing! My God!"

Jiang Mu: "..."

Songxue v2.6: "Stupid human beings, do you know? This piece of paper is the most precious treasure in our robot world. You are so lucky."

Jiang Mu looked at the manga on the paper that wiped the robot's shell and offered to let the bed out to the robot, his dry throat moved, and his legs went limp with excitement: "So? Can this paper get batteries in your robot world? ?”

Song Xue v2.6 subconsciously touched the strawberry-flavored battery in his stomach, and fell silent. What if Jiang Mu really wants to use this piece of paper to replace the battery with it?

Jiang Mu: "Hehe, you can't even change the battery, so what's the use of this piece of paper?"

Songxue v2.6: "It can make you more popular with robots!"

Jiang Mu: "If I take the initiative to come to the door to wipe someone's back for free, and give up the bed to strangers, who wouldn't like me?"

Songxue v2.6: "But this piece of paper is a treasure in the robot world."

Jiang Mu: "Damn it, praise Xue!"

Songxue v2.6: "???"

Jiang Mu took a deep breath: "Do I look like a mentally handicapped person?!" To fool him with a piece of torn paper, return the treasure of the robot world? !

Songxue v2.6: "What? Aren't you?"

Jiang Mu covered his cold little heart, and repeatedly warned himself not to care about a dog robot.

Jiang Mu: "Damn you dog robot! Did you steal my gift bag! What's the matter with this torn paper! Why the hell explain it to me!" Ah, his golden finger!ah!His hero halo!

Songxue v2.6: "No, you see that gift bag was well packaged when I took it out, and there is no trace of opening it at all."

Jiang Mu: "Damn it, you wrapped that colored paper later! It's pink and pink, and it's tied with a bow. It looks like your gay robot!"

Songxue v2.6: "This is a personal attack."

Jiang Mu has already gone berserk: "Did you hear that it was a personal attack? I just want to attack you! Damn, I just feel strange now, why every time you complete the task, you only give me food, and it turns out that other rewards are given to you. It's black! Didn't you do this kind of geese plucking hair once?!"

Songxue v2.6: "Mr. Jiang, you must have evidence for what you say. The Ruins City is a city that respects the law. Be careful and I will sue you for defamation."

Jiang Mu: "Usually in TVB, people who say such things are proven guilty in the end."

Songxue v2.6: "Damn it, what do you want if I took it? Not only did I take it this time, I did it last time, the last time, and the last time. What do you want? ?”

Jiang Mu: "..."

Songxue v2.6: "Come and hit me, beat me until I'm useless, I'll just stand here, and hit you with just my eyes."

Jiang Mu: "..." Ahhhhh! !Why are there robots so arrogant! ! !

Jiang Mu stared at the robot for a long time, but in the end he didn't have the guts to do it, so he blushed: "Go to hell! You fucking robot!"

Songxue v2.6: "Weak Chicken."

Jiang Mu: "Capsize! I want to capsize with you! I don't care about you dog robot anymore!!"

Songxue v2.6: "Hehe."

Just like that, Jiang Mu unilaterally turned the ship with the dog robot, ignored the disinfection or not, and ran directly to the big bed and buried himself in the quilt angrily.

Songxue v2.6 floated over, stood in front of the bed and stared at Jiang Mu for a while: "Jiang Mumu~"

Song Xue v2.6's male god voice made Jiang Mu tremble twice in the quilt.Damn, this robot did it on purpose!But don't think that he will forgive you if you call him like this in a male voice!As long as he thought of his rewards, his heart couldn't stop bleeding.His abilities, his aura of the hero, his golden finger... Ahhh, he will never forgive this dog robot in his life!unacceptable!

Songxue v2.6 stretched out an arm and poked Jiang Mu's buttocks: "Would you like some ice cream?"

Jiang Mu: "..." Damn, do you think this can be offset by ice cream? !So naive, dog robot!

Songxue v2.6 saw that Jiang Mu was indifferent, so he tilted his head, and quietly climbed onto the bed according to the president Wen Qiaoduan he often saw, and forced him into a bed: "Do you really want it? Baby~"

As soon as the word "baby" came out, Jiang Mu exploded. He didn't know where the courage came from. The adrenaline was so high that he turned around and slapped it on the face: "Short-legged robots don't imitate others. It's teasing!"

Jiang Mu slapped Songxue v2.6 hard on the face, the whole room was filled with loud applause, and time seemed to stop at that moment.

Jiang Mu remained in that posture for a long time without moving.

After experiencing a silence that seemed to last longer than a century, the little robot floated back, faced Jiang Mu with an electro-optical screen, and calmly explained a fact: "Your hand seems to be severely fractured."

Severe pain came from the palm of his hand, and Jiang Mu let out a series of screams: "Ah, you dog robot! Won't you just hide?!"

Songxue v2/6: "You have to dispatch a division force to kill me, only then can you leave a scratch on my shell."

Jiang Mu looked at the robot's shiny new shell, and shed tears of regret: "..." Damn it, I forgot that this is a robot.

Song Xue v2.6 extended an olive branch of love and peace to him: "I can repair your palm for you, but this matter has to be uncovered."

Jiang Mu's nose burst into tears in pain: "Dog robot, don't even think about it! Don't even think about this matter and let it go!"

True Dog Robot Songxue v2.6: "Oh." Then it floated out of the bedroom and sat on the sofa to watch soap operas.

Jiang Mu: "!!!" Capsize!Capsize!This little ship must capsize!