My family's system is so irritable [Rebirth]

Looking at the chest stickers that fell on the ground, and then looking at Jiang Mu's flat chest that couldn't be flatter, everyone finally recovered from the shock: "Damn, it really is a liar!"

It was the reporter closest to Jiang Mu who reacted first: "Wow, big news!" As he said that, he was about to press the one-key screenshot button on his optical brain.

Damn, if this screen is captured, he will never be a human again!

Jiang Mu felt that he had encountered the greatest crisis ever - he didn't know whether he should cover his face or his chest first at this time.

Jiang Mu: "Ahhh!! Songxue!!! Songxue!!! If you play dead again, we will capsize!"

Under Jiang Mu's heart-piercing call, Songxue v2.6 finally responded.It was too late to say it, and then it was too late, the little robot jumped out of Jiang Mu's head with a "ziliu", and everyone only had time to see a long series of afterimages. When they recovered, the little robot was already riding on the reporter. neck.

Reporter: "?" What is this?How to run as fast as a hamster?

Songxue v2.6: "Go to hell! Smelly thief! How dare you tear up the clothes I traded for points!" How about 1 point? !Add 1 points to this 999999 point to order a maintenance point!

Jiang Mu: "..." What!Isn’t it the crime that he peeked at the naked body of your most important property? !

However, Jiang Mu hadn't finished complaining in his heart. The next moment, he saw this doggy robot stabbing his arm into the reporter's eyes in broad daylight.

Jiang Mu: "..." Damn it, I never thought that one day I would be able to see the live version of "Straight ~ Inserting Both Eyes". Although it is not in reality, the pain of virtual reality is also 100% okay!It hurts too!

Little reporter: "Damn it, it's a short birthday. The liar was exposed in the street, and the robot was encouraged to commit murder on the spot!"

Damn, is this the professionalism of a reporter?Don't forget to draw up a loud title at this time?

Jiang Mu: "..." Although it's his robot, which one of your eyes saw him "encouraging" the robot to commit murder on the spot?Did you make this kind of fake news because you want to be reported? !

Songxue v2.6 put his arm into the reporter's eye socket and turned around: "Are you threatening me?!"

Jiang Mu: "..." I never knew you were such a bloody robot!

The onlookers couldn't stand it any longer: "Call the police! You must call the police! Although it's virtual reality, it's too arrogant. You dare to retaliate on the spot after being exposed. It's really like the police in our relic city are dead. Yet!"

Seeing the onlookers take out their optical brains one after another, Jiang Mu had no choice but to stand up: "...Hey! No! Listen to my explanation! Don't call the police!"

Jiang Mu was busy pushing back the audience who wanted to call the police, and the robot who was attacking in the distance snorted coldly: "Hmph! Overestimated."

Jiang Mu: "Shut up quickly! Do you still think you don't have enough shit out of your ass?!" He couldn't wipe it off!

As soon as Jiang Mu finished speaking, he saw a white light flash in front of him. When he opened his eyes again, everyone on the street had disappeared.Only the neon lights on the street are still flickering one after another.

Jiang Mu: "!!!" Damn, is this a ghost? !

"Huh!" Songxue v2.6 shook his little arms and legs, and floated up from the ground, "They said they want to report me in the virtual world? Are you just dreaming?"

Jiang Mu: "..." Fuck!you did it !

Songxue v2.6 turned around and saw Jiang Mu staring at him blankly, the little robot snorted again, floated to Jiang Mu's neck and sat down: "Hurry up and put on your clothes? You like to run naked The gay guy in women's clothing has changed to a dead state."

Jiang Mu: "Damn it, who is it because of me to become a gay guy who wears women's clothing?!"

The electro-optic screen of the little robot turned around: "Huh? What did you say? I didn't catch it just now."

Jiang Mu looked at the strangely empty street: "I mean... where did all those people go?"

Songxue V2.6: "Permanently banned."

Jiang Mu: "..." WTF? !

Songxue v2.6 glanced at him proudly: "This is what happens when you disobey me."

Jiang Mu questioned Songxue V2.6's words: "It's as if the inner world was opened by your family, and you can seal it if you say it."

Songxue v2.6: "Although I didn't drive it, I hacked it."

Jiang Mu: "..." I haven't seen you for a few days, and my robot got a new skill, how to break it.

Songxue v2.6 looked and looked at the two red dots on Jiang Mu's chest in disgust, and finally patted Jiang Mu on the head: "Hurry up and put on the clothes, there are two bags on the chest, ugly Dead, like being bitten by a mosquito."

It's like being bitten by a mosquito... like being bitten by a mosquito... What a fresh and refined metaphor.

Only then did Jiang Mu realize that he was still naked, so he picked up his chest and pressed it against his chest: "Damn, you are the prettiest! Shorty robot!"

Songxue v2.6 glanced at Jiang Mu up and down with the electro-optical screen: "Don't force me to compare my height with you."

Jiang Mu: "What's the matter with comparing your height?"

Songxue v2.6: "Then I can't help but want to cut off half of my most important property."

Jiang Mu made up the picture of himself being shaved to the height of his knees: "Dad, I was wrong, you can pretend I didn't say anything, okay?"

Songxue v2.6 patted his head: "Good boy, sell chicken soup well."

Jiang Mu was stunned: "What? Still selling?!"

Songxue v2.5 broke his small arm and settled a bill for him: "It cost me 5000 points to get you that sensor device, and those clothes, chest stickers, shoes..."

Jiang Mu's face turned green: "5000 points?" What to do, this point seems to be very expensive, Jiang Mu immediately made up a big show in his mind.This dog robot can rush up and blind other people's eyes for 1 point, but if 5000 points are lost... Jiang Mu shuddered, the picture was too beautiful for him to imagine.

Jiang Mu wisely did not say that he would not sell chicken soup, but said very euphemistically: "Are you still pretending to be a high school girl? I think this...will it be considered a fraud by the system? We can sell chicken soup..."

Songxue v2.6: "No need to pretend to be a high school girl."

Jiang Mu staring eyes: "Really? You finally figured it out!"

Songxue v2.6: "It was my miscalculation at the beginning. In fact, selling poorly is not the only way to attract people's attention. We intend to do business for a long time, and it is not a one-time deal. It’s okay to do things once or twice, but it will be embarrassing if you do too much.”

Jiang Mu: "Huh?"

Songxue v2.6: "Aren't there many themed restaurants here? Let's make one too."

Jiang Mu: "..." That would cost a lot, right?

Songxue v2.6: "The people here have such a future, I must have never seen others wearing ancient costumes."

Jiang Mu: "That's right! We can wear ancient costumes to sell our feelings! Get a more simple packaging, and we will definitely be popular!!"

Songxue v2.6 took out the panel and made some modifications on their small broken car. Within 2 minutes, the original broken car became a shape of a pole and two baskets.

The energy that Jiang Mu had just mustered up disappeared completely the moment he saw this production and living tool: "Damn, do you want to be so simple?"

Songxue v2.6: "What are you afraid of? I'm not asking you to choose."

Jiang Mu: "!!!"

Shocked, Jiang Mu said what he never dared to say: "Dog robot, have you been poisoned?!" Is this still his Song Xuexue?How could you feel sorry for him? !

Jiang Mu: "Do you really don't want me to take the burden? Really? Are you serious?" Happiness came so suddenly, he was not used to it.

Songxue v2.6: "You have more important things to do."

Jiang Mu: "???"

After a while, Jiang Mu finally knew what his "more important thing" was.That's... selling meat.Jiang Mu looked at the ancient women's clothing in front of him and fell into deep thought.

"Dog robot, after all, it is to set up a theme restaurant or something. I can also be a romantic and handsome ancient good man? Why do you have to wear women's clothes?" Jiang Mu really wanted to lift the robot's head to see, in the end Which wire is wrong.Then he miraculously discovered that this little robot also put on an ancient costume for himself, no, to be precise, it should be an ancient men's costume.

Songxue v2.6: "Heh, I haven't seen any ancient good master whose height is only 162."

Jiang Mu: "..." Damn you, a robot that is no taller than your knees, what right do you have to laugh at his little man! !etc!Height...height...Jiang Mu felt as if he had grasped something, but felt impossible.

Songxue v2.6: "Because I'm not tall enough, I can only let you play a female role."

Jiang Mu suddenly had a bad premonition: "What kind of weird TV show did you f*ck recently, wait, you said height..." Jiang Mu looked at Songxue, then at himself, and suddenly a picture flashed in his mind. Classic plot, "Our theme restaurant will not be what I thought!!!"

Songxue v2.6: "There is only adultery in the world~Love is a classic that will never go out of style, and it is also the thing that stimulates people's desires the most. Our cooking cakes will definitely sell well."

Jiang Mu: "Damn it, the theme restaurant you're talking about won't be the one with Wu Dalang and Pan Jinlian..."

Songxue v2.6: "Look, you'll know as soon as you say it. It's really classic, right? At that time, let's pick a burden, get a moving light screen, and put the part of Wu Dalang and Pan Jinlian on it, and then I will Playing Wu Dalang, walking ahead with burdens, using the plot to attract guests, you play Pan Jinlian, follow behind, as long as you buy two cooking cakes and a bowl of chicken soup, you can moles you once for free, if you buy five Cooking cakes with two bowls of chicken soup, you can touch ~ touch your little hands..."

Jiang Mu: "Now I think it's good to pretend to be a high school girl." You dog robot can really think about it!What's the difference between them doing this and showing off in the street? !

Songxue v2.6 picked up two biscuits from the basket and stuffed them on his chest: "Anyway, you are a man, and you won't suffer if you touch a small hand. The key is the chest! Want it! Big!"

Jiang Mu: "..." Why don't you die.