My family's system is so irritable [Rebirth]

"Ha! Is it related to you that you didn't get the S rating? The system time setting was wrong last time. What is the wrong setting this time?" The more Jiang Mu thought about it, the more he felt that he was justified, "Even a numbered robot can follow the order of parts. Just relocate to complete the task, thanks to the fact that you are still a highly intelligent system steward..."

Songxue v2.6 was shot in the knee with an arrow: "You actually compare a robot like me with a numbered robot?! Isn't it all your fault that you didn't get an S rank?"

Jiang Mu: "Then show me the detailed score report! What's the point of hiding it? You're a gay robot who likes strawberry-flavored pink."

Song Xue v2.6: "You can't get a girlfriend, you just hide in the bathroom and masturbate by yourself, you lose money! Twist your ass, and the earth shakes three times."

Jiang Mu: "..." Damn it, he wants to return the product! !return the goods! !It's really impossible to get along with this kind of robot!Asiba!go to hell!

Seeing Jiang Mu showing the familiar "嘤嘤嘤" expression again, Songxue v2.6 is a robot and knows that he has won a big victory. The little robot digs in his stomach and takes a big A stack of paper patted Jiang Mu's face: "The detailed report you want, write a 5000-word self-criticism and hand it to me after you realize your mistakes, and ask for sincere feelings, don't use official language, don't copy, don't write No sleep at all."

Jiang Mu took a look at the detailed report on his face, and grasped the key point within 2 minutes: "Song! Xue!"

The detailed report produced by the system is very clear, and all deduction items are marked in bold and italic fonts, and the particularly serious deduction items are directly used in red.Now, this report has such a line marked in bright red bold: Severely damaged furniture - 50; Severely damaged foundation - 70; Severely damaged house - 100 (downgraded score).

"Ha!" Jiang Mu's resentment spread like the smell of durian, "I said, why don't you dare to show me the detailed report! So you are waiting for me here?! You said that the rating was downgraded because of me, you It’s a good one! Doesn’t your robotics world hold the Olympic Pot Sweeping Conference every year? You won the gold medal, right?”

Songxue v2.6: "If you weren't running around, how could I have bombed into the house?"

Jiang Mu: "Do you think I'm stupid? Someone pointed a light cannon at you, don't you run away?! It's obvious that you fired the cannon when you disagreed, so blame me?"

Songxue v2.6: "Do the task to make it E-level, and the reward is negative. You have the face to say it?! I have never seen such a useless host like you!"

Jiang Mu: "Who set the system time to 2016? If you hadn't set the system time to 2016 first, would I have made it E-class?"

Songxue v2.6: "Did you do the task? I negotiated the compensation, I asked for the compensation, and I brought up the house. What would you do? You will be beaten."

Jiang Mu: "If I hadn't been beaten first, where would you have the opportunity to negotiate compensation, where would you have the opportunity to ask for a house? Cross the river and tear down the bridge to see the difference!"

Songxue v2.6: "Oh, ohhh, it's amazing, you beat each other and feel superior - when you need me, you say 'Song Xuexue is amazing', and when you don't need me, you say 'You dog Than a robot', I should just throw you in prison and let you and Song Jincheng learn how to be human."

Jiang Mu: "Ahhh - you are a dog better than a robot!!"

So, the two of them fought like this.

The war between humans and robots broke out at 2 p.m. Jiang Mufang, who represented humans, and Song Xuefang, who represented robots, had a fierce frontal conflict. This conflict was not the same as the previous few confrontations. It was a quick battle, but uncharacteristically, it lasted for a full 8 hours. During this period, the two sides fell into a stalemate.Finally, at 11 o'clock in the evening, the warrior Jiang Mu who represented the human race finally uttered a cry of grief and fell down helplessly.

In the half-destroyed villa, the radiant little robot stomped on the face of Jiang Mu, who was foaming at the mouth, with his short legs: "Hmph, dogs are better than humans, this is what happens when you disobey me!" .”

Jiang Mu: "..." Your Majesty, please forgive me (T_T).

"I'm so stupid, really." Jiang Mu raised his lifeless eyes when recalling that night of flying dogs and dogs, and then said, "I only know that robots need electricity to move, and when they run out of electricity, It is about to shut down and go to sleep; but I forgot, I have been playing with that dog than the robot for so long, and I have never seen it short of battery... When I was young, I always thought I was Zhuge Liang, and I would open my mouth when I disagreed. I could scold Wang Lang to death. I didn’t realize until I was old and I was not Zhuge Liang, I was Wang Lang.”

Song Xue v2.6 stepped on Jiang Mu, and threw a large stack of white papers into the air in high spirits. The white papers fluttered and fluttered down like snowflakes: "Tonight, write all these white papers full of self-criticism, kneel down and write Don’t come into my room to sleep if you can’t finish writing.” After finishing speaking, the little robot put on his pajamas and nightcap, floated into the room and turned off the machine.

Jiang Mu twitched twice on the spot: "..." I'm going to die! !

Jiang Mu lay on the floor and wrote for a whole night, until the east was getting white and the morning was slightly dewed, then he packed up, with dark circles around his eyes, holding a large stack of white characters filled with words, and walked into the tribute to Mr. Xue bedroom.

On the huge bed, there is only a small bulge as long as an arm on the pillow.

When Jiang Mu saw the robot shutting down comfortably under the covers, he suddenly felt sad: "Song Xuexue, I'm done."

"Om-"

The electro-optic screen of the robot lit up, and Songxue v2.6 sat up from the pillow: "So fast?"

Jiang Mu endured his grief: "It's already 9 o'clock, sir."

"Oh." Songxue v2.6 responded indifferently, put the thick stack of self-criticism written by Jiang Mu on his short legs, and after roughly reading two pages...

Songxue v2.6: "The characters are really ugly."

Jiang Mu's face was filled with sorrow: "..." If you weren't a robot, you would have been strangled to death, boiled and packed in 8 garbage bags, believe it or not?

Songxue v2.6 snorted again: "Okay, let's do that, you can't write well even if you are a dog."

Jiang Mu breathed a sigh of relief, and was so happy that he didn't bother to think about the second half of his sentence: "Then can I go to sleep? I'm going to die of sleepiness. After writing all night, my legs went numb 36 times, and my hands cramped. 30 times."

Songxue v2.6 thought for a while: "For the sake of your good attitude of admitting your mistakes, you are allowed to sleep for two hours."

Jiang Mu: "Two hours?!! Can I write a review all night?! A whole night!"

Songxue v2.6: "Blame me? Didn't you make it yourself?"

Jiang Mu: "Yes yes yes, I did it, I did it, okay?" So can you sleep? !

Perhaps it was because Jiang Mu looked at the bed too enthusiastically, Songxue v2.6 stretched his waist: "After a while, clean up the house, see if you can find the architectural drawings of the house, and clean up the broken parts according to the drawings. Tinker and tinker, then go online and order me a pink four-piece bed."

Jiang Mu: "..." Is there a butt wiping profession in 5034?He wants to get a doctorate.

Jiang Mu was full of complaints, and Master Xue, who was perceptive, turned the electric screen sideways: "Are you scolding me in your heart?"

Jiang Mu: "Hehe. How could it be~ How dare I~" You pink dog bikini robot.

"I promise that there will be no problem, Mr. Xue Xue!" Jiang Mu patted his chest and assured Xue Xue v2.6 that he would complete the task, and then he lifted the quilt and was about to drill in.In any case, that was after he woke up, the most important thing for him now was to quickly fall down on this big bed and have a good sleep.Let's go to sleep first! ! !

"What are you doing!" Seeing that Jiang Mu was going to get under his quilt, Master Song Xue was not happy, "Are all of you humans like you? Go to bed if you disagree?"

Jiang Mu looked confused: "I, I'm going to bed."

Songxue v2.6: "Did you go to bed?"

Jiang Mu: "..." WTF? !Where do you sleep if you don't go to bed?God?

Songxue v2.6 snatched back the quilt that Jiang Mu was still holding in his hand, and then pointed to the back of the door: "The floor behind the door is quite suitable for you, you can sleep there."

Jiang Mu: "You told me to go back to the bedroom with you to sleep after finishing the review! The big robot said what it said, and it was hard to follow. How could you go back on what you said? I really didn't expect you to be this kind of robot!"

Song Xue v2.6: "Mr. Jiang, it seems that you still don't understand what I mean. What I mean is that you can go back to the master bedroom with me to sleep on the floor after you finish the review."

Jiang Mu: "..."

For some reason, he suddenly had a bad feeling.

Jiang Mu: "Then you agreed to let me sleep in the bedroom before..."

Songxue v2.6: "It also sleeps on the floor."

Jiang Mu: "..." What kind of black-hearted company can make a black-hearted robot like you?

Songxue v2.6: "Didn't you say that, the important thing is not where to sleep, but whether you can sleep with me, and whether you can see me when you open your eyes."

Jiang Mu: "I didn't say I wanted to see you as soon as I opened my eyes." He vomited, and now he was afraid of even seeing white metal.

Songxue v2.6: "Oh, then you can sleep outside. You can choose the floor, cabinet and sofa. As long as you don't enter the bedroom, no one will care if you sleep on the ceiling."

Jiang Mu: "Don't, don't, don't! I want to, I miss you so much~ As long as I can sleep on a place where I can see Xue Xuexue as soon as I open my eyes, that is the floor, I sleep like a bed board~" Just kidding, the outside has been bombarded like that, won't he freeze to death outside?

Songxue v2.6: "Huh, pick and choose."

Jiang Mu: "..." What evil did I do in my previous life! ! !