My family's system is so irritable [Rebirth]

Along the way, neither the prison guard nor Jiang Mu spoke, and the two walked to the door of the cell one after the other.The prison guard was about to reach out to press his fingerprints, when Jiang Mu suddenly said, "Excuse me, can you take me to the toilet?"

When Jiang Mu said this, his whole body collapsed, and he was still immersed in the shock brought about by the chicken wing incident.

The prison guard was silent for a while, and finally asked the question that puzzled him all the time: "You were in the interrogation room just now... did you want to seduce that lawyer robot?"

Jiang Mu: "..."

"May I ask what kind of experience it is to tease a robot as a lover?" It's been a long time. He has seen a dead house who fell in love with his own inflatable robot. Could it be even a lawyer robot?Straight tone, meticulous work clothes, cold mechanical body, cold hard drive filled with "Ninth Amendment to the Criminal Law of the Ruins City" and so on... He actually felt that the lawyer robot had a sense of abstinence, and when he thought of being able to It's a bit inexplicable to bring such a robot out of the fire... It seems that the door to a new world has opened.

"Thank you for the invitation, but..." Every word Jiang Mu said seemed to be dug out from his own leg, "We are not in that kind of relationship."

The prison guard looked at him in silence for a long time, with an expression of "I have drunk more nutrients than you have drunk" and said, "Your ass should be washed."

Jiang Mu's face turned red, damn it!Even the prison guards saw it? !How much did he see? !He couldn't help but think of the running under the sunset that day, that was the innocence of his two lives...

"Take me to the toilet...immediately...immediately..." Jiang Mu covered his face and shed tears of shame.

Maybe Jiang Mu's behavior of teasing the robot made his image in the eyes of the prison guards suddenly mysterious. The prison guards didn't make things difficult for him this time, and even took Jiang Mu to the special toilet that only the police usually use. He took out a handkerchief from his pocket: "Remember to wipe it well, we can blow up robots with just your mouth here, and you are the only one."

Jiang Mu said that he didn't quite understand, although he really wanted to let Songxue v2.6 fly in the sky, but blowing up Songxue v2.6... His level is still not enough.So he took the small handkerchief given by the prison guard and limped into the toilet with a dazed expression.

The toilets used by the prison guard bosses are obviously much cleaner than the ones they use. Jiang Mu didn't care to visit the toilets of the bosses, so he took off his pants in a hurry.Jiang Mu took a look in the mirror with his bare buttocks, and was stunned.No wonder the prison guard smacked him one by one. It turned out that his entire buttocks were black, as if he had been hit by a torpedo.

Could it be... Could it be... Could it be!

This realization made Jiang Mu excited all of a sudden. He strode back and forth in the toilet twice, and then wiped his butt clean with excitement.Looking at his unharmed self in the mirror, Jiang Mu was about to clenched his fists and shed old tears.It turned out that the two chicken wings were completely carbonized after eating the face-to-face light gun of Songxue v2.6, and they shattered when touched. It made Jiang Mu look as if he had been blown up by a robot. No wonder the prison guard misunderstood him.As for those embarrassing and shameful delusions... It was all because the chicken wings were too hot, and the prison guard came in too soon. He didn't have time to check, so he had delusions.

Damn, he was about to go into shock after the whole plot, his mood was like riding a roller coaster.After I go back, I must download a few copies of "Adolescence Education" and show it to the dog than the robot, otherwise it will give him a chicken wing when it gets excited, and he can't stand it even if he grows ten buttocks.No, I have to trick it into deleting all the weird movies stored in the hard disk!Delete all!

Jiang Mu has never been so eager to accomplish something in his two lifetimes.

Jiang Mu took a comfortable shower with water in the toilet, put on dark pants, and walked out of the bathroom refreshed.This time back to the cell, the mood is much more relaxed and happy.Comrade prison guard didn't say much about his change, but silently gave him a thumbs up when he closed the cell door.

Jiang Mu: "..."

That night, the inmates saw a very familiar face on the small communal TV:

"At about 8:20 tonight, a man broke into the office of lawyer robots, performed a pole dance on several lawyer robots, and made a number of unsightly obscene movements, causing six lawyer robot chips to overheat and self-destruct on the spot. At present, the man has been detained by the police." A short surveillance video was also inserted on the TV. Thanks to the black technology of 6, the entire surveillance video is like a big movie, so clear that even the hair on a person's leg can be seen Clearly, "According to the reporter's understanding, the man worked in the Detention Department of the Sixth Severe Penalty Prison. Facing the interview with the reporter, the man did not feel ashamed of his behavior, and made it clear that he should not code, and said that the prison work Stereotyped and depressed, I feel that I have no love for life, 'Only when I do that, I feel that I am truly being myself'... The man hopes to work as a stripper after release..."

Jiang Mu stared at the radiant eyes of comrade prison guards on TV, and was speechless.What on earth did you make up your mind and what did you wake up to, hello? !