"Song Xue Xue, I can understand your revenge," Jiang Mu flicked the metal body of Xue Xue v2.6. It can kill people."

Songxue v2.6 sneered: "Don't worry."

After getting its promise, Jiang Mu was a little relieved, but his heart had not yet returned to his stomach, Songxue v2.6 spoke slowly again: "Don't worry...it doesn't matter, with their level, they can't find out anyway I did it."

Jiang Mu: "Even if you can't find out that you did it, you can't do it!" Orz, you have to tune. Why is it so tiring to teach a robot well?

Songxue v2.6 killed the past with an eye knife: "So you are worried about their life and death, not that I will be arrested?" Damn, the host it bought back with points and energy is not facing it?You must know that it didn't dislike Jiang Mu as a loser!Song Xue v2.6 found that this cognition made it a little crazy, hum, human beings are all ungrateful and bad things.

Jiang Mu: "Hehe, what are you worried about..."

The current on Songxue v2.6's electro-optic screen turned into two violent little sparks.

Jiang Mu: "..."

Seeing the two small sparks crackling in Songxue v2.6's eyes, Jiang Mu immediately knew that he had stepped on its lightning point.

Why the hell does this robot have so many lightning points!

"You're so powerful, they're going to kill you if they want to catch you!" Jiang Mu wagged his tail and slapped his ass, "There's nothing that my family can't solve with a light-emitting cannon. If there is, just two cannons. "

The two small sparks in Songxue v2.6's eyes were extinguished, and he turned his head with a cold snort: "What's my Songxuexue', you deserve it too? It doesn't matter if it's big or small, call me master."

Jiang Mu: "..." Dead robot, do you know what it means to "kick your nose to your face".

Songxue v2.6 scanned Jiang Mu's displeased face, so it took out its light cannon and rubbed against Jiang Mu's chin like a puppy's chin: "Should you bark?"

Jiang Mu tried to open his eyes wide to make himself look cute: "You said that you would not replace me until you got back your points and energy."

Songxue v2.6: "Then did I say that one of the ways I recover points and energy is to kill the host with my own hands?"

Jiang Mu: "Master!" Why didn't you say something so important earlier? !

"Hey~" Songxue v2.6's voice had a rare trill, and the "Master" sounded so good that he almost died.So the little robot touched his stomach and took out a very beautiful gift box.Songxue v2.6 pushed the gift box to Jiang Mu's eyes, and said coldly with an expression of "I don't need to look for a tip for you", "This is a reward from the master."

Jiang Mu opened the box, and inside lay a small bottle of water and two beautiful raw chicken wings.

"This... this is! Mission reward?!" Jiang Mu was about to shed tears when he saw the familiar things, and he robbed Song Jincheng of inferior nutrients for half a month. He felt that he could give birth to these two chicken wings. eat it.

"Hey, wait! The things and the amount given are wrong? Did I complete the task of cooking or exercising?" Jiang Mu remembered that there was no pairing of clear water with chicken wings in the task?And the quantity is wrong.How did he remember that the task of cooking was given three chicken wings, and the task of exercising was given water and formula?

"Sports. The system counts your beating as part of fighting sports. The extra chicken wings... are your reward for your good performance. After all, being beaten is also a physical effort." Songxue's electro-optic screen suspiciously It became red, and the tone became more and more impatient, "I have already used the formula for you, and it is stored in my hard drive." Originally, there were only water and the formula in the reward, but it secretly spent 0.01 points in exchange for two chicken wings and added it .Staying at home for many years, with irregular work and rest, Li Jiamu's health is not good, and now he has beaten Song Jincheng for so many days, it is enough, if he accidentally feeds Jiang Mu to death, he will lose everything .

Songxue v2.6 nodded, the more he thought about it, the more he felt that what he did made sense.

Jiang Mu finally felt a little bit of warmth from the reward, and was so moved that tears filled his eyes, wishing he could lower his head to kiss the wingtips: "What a humanized system this is!" It didn't look like a robot at all.

Song Xue v2.6 overheard his words, snorted, and automatically recognized the "system" in Jiang Mu's words as himself.Therefore, a "(/ω\)" expression appeared secretly on the electro-optic screen of Grand Master Song Xue.Fortunately, it didn't read minds, otherwise Jiang Mu's body might not be able to keep three-quarters of it.

Jiang Mu stared at the chicken wings happily, and even forgot the pain of the past fifteen days: "It's a pity that they are raw." These two chicken wings were not easy to come by, so he should cherish them even more and eat them raw. What a waste of money!

Jiang Mu drooled for a while, planning to make them and eat them after he got the pots. Just as he was about to ask Songxue v2.6 if there was any fresh-keeping technology, he saw Songxue v2.6's left arm turned into up the laser beam.A high-energy laser beam hit the chicken wings, and the two living chicken wings immediately turned into a pile of coke.

"Can't we eat it like this?" Songxue v2.6 put away the laser beam, "Look, it's ready."

Jiang Mu: "..." How familiar are you?Obviously it's useless, okay? !Jiang Mu once again felt what is called "Life is alive, eight or nine out of ten unsatisfactory things". The moment the chicken wings turned black, he felt that it was not the chicken wings that were burned, but his soul. As the flashing laser beam shattered...

Why is the short-lived always happy?Persistent but always painful?

Jiang Mu always felt that he was a very strong person. After being beaten back and forth by Song Jincheng for fifteen days in the prison, he could shed some physical tears at most, but at this moment...he looked at Songxue v2.6, his face was full of tears. Full of tears.

Songxue v2.6 has been waiting for Jiang Mu to praise himself, and when he saw that he didn't say anything, just looked at it with a creepy look, and shed tears silently, it fell silent.

After a while...

Songxue v2.6: "Why are you so motherly? Isn't it just to cook you a chicken wing? Are you moved to tears? Like a big girl."

Jiang Mu: "..." Mother?move?Doesn't the emotion on his face have anything to do with being touched? !He is so touched that he wants to shoot you in the face!Master Songxue, which anti-human organization created you?Is Your Emotion Recognition System Installed In A Dog's Mouth?

However, such words are destined to only live in a dark corner of his heart. Jiang Mu sniffed his nose, silently pressed his arms on his eyes, and cried aloud. "Happy... so happy... this is the first time you cook for me, Mr. Songxue. This is one small step for Mr. Songxue, but one giant leap for me. All human beings must do this for me." Cheering for a day..." Damn, why didn't he know that he had such a talent for talking nonsense before?If I had known that he still studied Mao's architecture, he would have become famous long ago if he switched to politics.

The G-spot of Song Xue v2.6 was poked very comfortably, but it still pretended to snort in disdain: "Little bitch!"

For some reason, Jiang Mu's tears flowed more fiercely.Give him a teardrop, and the entire Yellow River can flow out of his tear glands.

"Eat it quickly, or when the prison guards come in and see it, you will have more crimes of eating national treasures on your head." Songxue v2.6 grabbed the black thing and was about to stuff it into Jiang Mu's mouth.

Oh shit!Help!The robot is forcing people to take poison!

Jiang Mu grabbed the mechanical arm of Songxue v2.6 with a "boom": "This is the first thing you made for me, I want to offer it up, put three sticks of incense every day, and then the children and grandchildren It will be passed down from generation to generation, from the first generation to the second generation to tens of thousands of generations!"

Songxue v2.6: "The best respect for it is to make the best use of it. As a chicken wing, if it is not eaten by others and no one wants to eat it, its life will be incomplete and a failure."

Jiang Mu: "I... I'm not willing to eat it, I think... I want to take them to the prison and taste them slowly. Because you made them yourself, seeing them and smelling them, I feel that you are By my side. I don’t know how long I will stay in prison, but as long as this chicken wing is here, I will think of you, and when I think of you, I feel my body is full of courage. No matter how dark or cold the road ahead, I won't back down either." Damn it, Jiang Mu didn't believe until this moment that at the moment of life and death, people will indeed suddenly awaken some magical skills, and he didn't realize how good he was at speaking until this moment, so he just said this , it is unscientific that he could only be with the fifth girl in his last life.Jiang Mu thought a little bit sadly, why didn't this skill awaken in the previous life? !

Sure enough, you should try more in life, otherwise you can only use the girly skills against a robot that only reaches your knees.

Songxue v2.6 froze for a moment, and put down the mechanical arm holding the chicken wings: "I didn't know that my roasted chicken wings were so important to you, but you said that, then... okay."

Jiang Mu breathed a sigh of relief.Fortunately, this robot has never been in a relationship, and he doesn't know that even a punctuation mark cannot be trusted when a man comes out of his mouth.

Songxue v2.6: "Then turn around and I'll pack these chicken wings for you."

Although I don't know the necessary relationship between packing and turning, Jiang Mu's body has always moved faster than his brain, so he turned around honestly, with his back to Songxue v2.6, still thinking in his mind The relationship between packaging and transfer.Then he felt that the belt was loose, and the whole trousers fell down.

Songxue v2.6's cold mechanical arm patted Jiang Mu's buttocks: "Pout out."

Jiang Mu: "!!!!"

"You, you, you, what the hell are you trying to do?!!!!" Jiang Mu lifted his pants, and his whole body exploded.Damn pervert!Sexy robots!Mechanical hooligans!stupid gay!

"I'll pack it for you." Songxue v2.6 said indifferently, with an expression of "Why are you so ignorant and disobedient at all".

"Who packs and takes off his trousers and pokes his butt!" Jiang Mu covered his trousers tightly, with a face like "I'll call the police if you come again."

"Prisoners have to be searched when they enter and leave the cell. Don't I need to teach you this truth?" Songxue v2.6 had an expression of "it's hard for us to do like you", but his next sentence shocked Jiang Mu even more. .

The original words of Songxue v2.6 are as follows: "The inspection is so strict, if you don't put it in the chrysanthemum, how can you bring it in?"

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