My family's system is so irritable [Rebirth]

After Jiang Mu heard this, he stopped sobbing: "Then... what about the bonus?!"

Songxue v2.6 saw that he still cared about the bonus, and was so angry that he wanted to kick him with his short legs, but thinking that he was a patient, he held back anyway: "I told the police that you used yourself as a bait to lure the snake out of the hole. I said……"

A "$-$" expression appeared on Jiang Mu's face: "What did they say?"

"If you have difficulties, you should ask the police uncle for help, instead of taking risks alone and playing personal heroism. For the safety of everyone, your reckless behavior should not be advocated," Songxue v2.6 electronic screen was terribly black, "so Not to mention bonuses, there is not even a pennant."

"How did this happen?" Jiang Mu sat blankly for a while, then suddenly came to his senses, "Then...do I have to refund the 1600W?"

Songxue v2.6 was silent for a while, and finally said unwillingly: "I have already returned it."

"What?!" Jiang Mu was shocked, "You still spit out what you eat?"

The black electro-optic screen of Songxue v2.6 faced him, and a layer of black air that could be materialized suddenly rose from behind.

Feeling the dissatisfaction of Songxue v2.6, Jiang Mu put away the expression on his face and coughed twice: "That... are you for me?"

Songxue v2.6: "Fuck your mother! Who are you? You are so passionate!"

Jiang Mu's heart suddenly warmed up, and he hugged the little robot with his backhand. The scorching body temperature covered the metal shell of the little robot so hot that the heat was transmitted directly to the chip of Songxue v2.6 along the sensor.

Jiang Mu couldn't help but kissed the little robot's face: "I knew that my system couldn't treat me that way."

The electro-optic screen of Song Xue v2.6 turned red all of a sudden, it struggled out of Jiang Mu's arms, floated in the air and kicked his ass again and again with its short legs: "Damn, I returned the battery because I don't want to eat it , what's none of your business?! What else is 'my system'? Damn you can really climb up the pole and put gold on your face! Who the hell is your system?! If you didn't cry You want me to save you, even your father called out, so I don't bother to care about you! You have no backbone at all. I have never seen such a shameless human being after living for so many years! If you don't obediently do the task for me, I will bombard you every minute Believe it or not?!"

"Trust, letter, letter~ I believe it!" Jiang Mu twisted his buttocks to avoid its short legs, but the slightly curved arc of his mouth made the current of Songxue v2.6 grow stronger.It deliberately wanted to kick Jiang Mu a few more times.Unexpectedly, Jiang Mu groaned in pain.

"What's the matter?! Did you touch the wound?!" Songxue v2.6 rushed forward, and carefully touched Jiang Mu's body with his short robotic arm.

The mouth says no, but the body is very honest.Jiang Mu couldn't help laughing as he looked at the robot that was completely in a panic.

Jiang Mu smiled very carefully, but Xue Xue v2.6 still heard it. Its electro-optic screen turned red. This time it was really angry and kicked Jiang Mu's wound.

"Hmm!" The stitched wound was bleeding again, and Jiang Mu curled up on the bed clutching his stomach.

"This is what will happen when you lie to me!" Songxue v2.6 said coldly, with the electric light screen red.

Jiang Mu broke out in a cold sweat from the pain: "Well... Song Xue..."

"Hmph!" Songxue v2.6 stopped looking at him, and floated out coldly.

Jiang Mu never expected that he just teased this robot casually, and Songxue v2.6 actually lost his temper with him. He didn't have a single star crystal coin on him, and he was so hungry that he couldn't sleep at night.He had no choice but to borrow the optical brain of the uncle next door to speak good words to Songxue v2.6 all day long."Where have you been?" today, "I miss you so much" tomorrow. At the beginning, I tried to find a way to say some sweet words, but in the end, I only had the strength to call "Dad".

Facts have proved that calling Dad is the most effective. The G-spot of this robot should not be too obvious. The day after Jiang Mu called Dad, the little robot appeared outside his ward with a small box in his arms.

Already embarrassed to lie to the uncle next door about his nutritional supplements, Jiang Mu, who was so hungry that his eyes turned black, watched Songxue v2.6 open the door and walk in, just like Sun Monkey, who has been under Wuzhi Mountain for hundreds of years Like Tang Monk, I was so moved that I was about to cry: "QaQ Ode to Xuexue..."

Songxue v2.6 was originally equipped with a dark electric screen. Hearing that the electric light screen turned red quickly, it quickly returned to dead silence. It snorted: "What Song Xuexue? Do I know you that well? Crooked, disgusting! Shameless!"

"QaQ, I was wrong..." Jiang Mu rushed to the little robot like a big dog, hugged its short legs, "Don't leave me again... woo woo woo..."

Song Xue v2.6's body froze for a moment, snorted, and threw the small box on Jiang Mu: "It's for you."

"What is this?" Jiang Mu got up and reached out to open the box.

Songxue v2.6 clapped his palm on his hand, then turned his head 360 degrees, and after making sure that there were only two of them in the room, and the doors were closed, it warned: "Secretly look .Keep it out of sight."

Jiang Mu cheered up: "Is it... a gift from you?"

The electro-optic screen of Songxue v2.6 turned red again, and after a while it said irritablely: "Damn you don't even look at yourself, I'll give you a gift? Don't be ridiculous!"

Jiang Mu twitched the corner of his mouth and didn't say anything, but he still opened a corner of the box very carefully, and a strong smell of dates came out. Inside were some bright red dried dates, which were quite large.

"It's red dates." Jiang Mu's face collapsed.

"It's not red dates, what is it? You still want to go to heaven?" Songxue v2.6's voice was a little higher, a crack appeared on the electronic screen, and even the current on the chip was so violent that it would explode.

"Mua~! No matter red or black dates! As long as you give it to me, I'll like it! I like it so much!" In order to make this robot happy and hug his only golden thigh in this world tightly, Jiang Mu had no choice but to give up his old face.

Songxue v2.6's violent electric current finally calmed down a little. The little robot put two short arms on his chest, noble and glamorous, turned around and ignored him: "Humph!"

Jiang Mu took a deep breath. He never imagined that one day, just ten red dates would give him such a strong sense of happiness. He couldn't help counting the red dates one by one: "Huh? Why is there one more? ?”

Songxue v2.6 turned its back to him, and Jiang Mu couldn't see the expression on its face.After a while, Songxue v2.6 hummed and said: "This is... this is an extra reward for your good performance."

Jiang Mu: "Oh."

"Oh?!" Songxue v2.6 suddenly turned around, his voice raised an octave, "What does 'oh' mean?!"

That...that extra jujube...it was exchanged for him with its own points!Damn it has been around for thousands of years, and this is the first time it has changed things for its own host!Although it is only a small 0.01 point, it still hurts for a long time!I couldn't turn it off properly for three days!And Jiang Mu's reaction was "Oh"!It turned out to be an "oh"!

Jiang Mu was so stared at by it that he was sweating: "'oh' means... just the meaning of 'oh'..."

Before he finished speaking, Jiang Mu saw that the electro-optic screen of Songxue v2.6. This is a big step for me. I never thought that one day I would receive extra rewards. This is the affirmation and encouragement of the system. Here, I would like to thank my system Jun Song Xuexue sincerely. Without it, Without me, without me, I would not be where I am today. There is a song that sings well: "There is no land without heaven ~ There is no home without land ~ There is no you without home ~ There is no me without you~" Love is deep, Jiang Mu also winked at Xue v2.6.

"You are the cheapest human being I have ever seen. You dare to say anything disgusting." The astonishing anger on Songxue v2.6 finally subsided. It opened the box and picked the biggest and reddest one from inside The red dates came out, and they were roughly stuffed into Jiang Mu's mouth: "Eat this first." The red dates that he exchanged for points would be recognized even if they turned to ashes.When the jujube was stuffed into Jiang Mu's mouth, its chip was throbbing.

"Hmm..." Jiang Mu didn't understand what's so special about this jujube, but his family's system told him to eat it. It's better to eat jujube than light cannon.

"How is it? Is it delicious?" Songxue v2.6 raised his head slightly, facing him with the electro-optic screen.

For some reason, Jiang Mu automatically made up the expression of the little robot looking at him with two bright eyes, and he wiped his mouth: "Mmm! It's delicious! This red date is the biggest and the most delicious!"

Songxue v2.6 turned his head back in satisfaction: "Then the matter between us will be written off."

Jiang Mu: "What?!" Damn that red date he just ate was the compensation? !

Songxue v2.6 glanced at him: "What? Not satisfied?"

"Man-meaning-" Jiang Mu dragged his tone, "Special-don't-many-meaning-"

Songxue v2.6 nodded, and told him with reassurance: "Red dates are delicious, but don't just shit outside."

Jiang Mu didn't eat shit, but he almost vomited shit out of his heart when he heard this: "Do you think I'm someone who can defecate anywhere outside?"

Songxue v2.6: "Hehe, you dare to take off your pants in front of those who sell human organs. In this era, eating national treasures is a crime. Don't shit outside and be seen by others."

Who thinks it's okay to stare at shit!

Jiang Mu hugged the little robot: "My family's Song Xuexue is thoughtful!" Hehe, eat~shit you!Dead system!He really wanted to pull, just a red date, he could pull out a ghost!

Songxue v2.6 twitched in Jiang Mu's arms, and finally said with a flash of light, "Why are you so lewd~?"

Jiang Mu: "..." Damn it, if he doesn't have to hug this dead system's thigh, he really wants to kill it in minutes!

I thought so in my heart, but the work on my lips still needs to be done.

Jiang Mu hugged Song Xue v2.6 and fell on the bed, and whispered to its sound receiving hole: "Song Xue, thank you for saving me again. At that time, I thought...I thought I was going to die...Thank you , thank you for coming to save me." The feeling of the scalpel piercing through the body is still fresh in his memory, and the despair that penetrated the bone marrow was too deep. He swore at that time that as long as someone could save him, what would he do? are willing to do.Unexpectedly, Songxue was the one who rescued him in the end.

So no matter whether Songxue really wanted to sell him to sell human organs before, or whether he really wanted to let him die in their hands, he didn't want to care about it anymore.Just saving him is enough to overcome everything.

Songxue v2.6 is not used to this kind of intimate contact, it twisted its body: "Shut up! Tell someone to turn off the phone! You are really greasy, sticky and cock!"

Jiang Mu: "..." Damn, has a new language pack been downloaded to this system? !