Kill God Against God
Chapter 287 Cute and Naturally Stupid
"What do you think being a soldier is for? Let you be the eldest lady?"
Suddenly, Wang Qing sneered mercilessly in front of him. Everyone looked up and saw a slender girl standing in front of Wang Qing. At their feet, some daily skin care products Scattered on the ground, the girl seemed to be frightened, and lowered her head deeply.
"I warn you again, you are here to serve as soldiers, and you have to look like a soldier. Except for the supplies distributed by the army, you are not allowed to bring me anything, including mobile phones and other communication equipment."
Wang Qing faced everyone with a serious face, and he didn't see the lost look when he faced Long Miaomiao's body. The demeanor of Iron and Blood Company Commander showed little by little. Tuan, they are really unlucky in eight lifetimes, except of course Xuanyuanying and others, what they want is such a strict company commander.
As the team slowly moved forward, several military trucks drove away, and Ye Tianxie and Wang Qing's feet were also full of weird things, including watches, cameras, mobile phones, tablets, retail fruit drinks, mineral water, and lipsticks. Honey eyebrow pencil, honey foundation, even toilet paper, it's amazing.
Almost an hour later, it was finally the turn of Xuanyuan Ying and the others. Although their cultivation bases were sealed, the portable space was usable. There was almost no suspense. Everyone passed the inspection by Ye Tianxie and Wang Qing.
"Little guy, this young master won't go through the back door, cheer me up."
Taking advantage of the time when everyone wasn't paying attention, Ye Tianxie touched Xuanyuanying's butt unscrupulously, and whispered in his ear, Xuanyuanying was instantly stunned by thunder, and stared at him fiercely. Finally, with the help of the people in front, he climbed into the big truck.
"Snapped!"
"Can you please explain what this is?"
Yu Na, who was at the end of the queue, had just climbed onto the truck when Ye Tianxie's serious and magnetic voice came from the front. Almost everyone looked over curiously. In an instant, the women blushed, and the men On the other hand, he put on a thief's smile and gloated at Zhang Xiantai who was caught.
What Ye Tianxie was twisting in his hands was actually not a big deal, it was just a box of Durex, well, it's a blockbuster, it's really blind to see a condom on such an occasion.
At first glance, Zhang Xiantai is a very rough and eclectic guy, but it is inevitable that he will be embarrassed when he exposes his personal belongings in the sun so brightly. Coupled with Ye Tianxie's calm and majestic aura, he instantly feels She was quite short, and didn't dare to show any air. She said foolishly, "I...I...the teacher said...to pay attention to hygiene. When doing it yourself, you'd better wear a condom to avoid infection."
"puff!"
"Ha ha……"
The explanation that was so far-fetched that it was almost unreasonable instantly amused everyone present. Everyone sprayed it together and laughed out of shape. Nima is really lucky that he can pull it out. The teacher said, mother, which teacher can teach Do people still wear condoms while masturbating?Excellent, really excellent!
"Snapped!"
Ye Tianxie threw the condom on Zhang Xiantai's face expressionlessly.
"If you have the ability, you can use it to me now."
"Forehead……"
A group of crows croaked and flew over the head, Zhang Xiantai instantly paled with a rough and handsome face, other people, including women, almost everyone's eyes inevitably looked at his legs, use now?Um... so cold!
"That...report sir, I am here to honor your old man!"
Suddenly, the ashen-faced Zhang Xiantai said arrogantly again, thinking that he was clever and repelled Ye Tianxie's army.
"In that case, stand at attention and rest!"
Ye Tianxie yelled the slogan fiercely, Zhang Xiantai stood at attention reflexively and took a rest, not daring to neglect in the slightest.
"Blaid bribery to the country's major, you are quite courageous, since you are a first-time offender, run in place for two hours, start!"
"bump!"
Zhang Xiantai twitched and fell to the ground. Damn, two hours, it's going to be dead, okay?
Without any sympathy for someone's suffering, Ye Tianxie ordered someone to lift him up from the ground. Of course, this is not very polite. He was forced to start running on the spot immediately, and he took the remaining Durex in his backpack. Throwing it at your feet like trash, some women who were eager to move because of his beauty saw this, and gave up the idea of having a life-and-death relationship with him in the army. Marrying such a man who doesn't understand style.
Xuanyuan Ying and his group watched with great interest all the time, each and every one of them gloated, especially Xiao Ning, not to mention how excited he was, and the admiration for Ye Tianxie was like a surging river, endlessly flowing, There is a faint tendency to surpass Xuanyuanying, Ye Shaotai is so fucking awesome!
The recruits got on the bus one by one, seeing that the truck Xuanyuanying and the others were riding was about to be full, and there were not many people left in the line. Xuanyuanying, who was not used to being crowded, sat between Luo Bing and the others, and the truck near the rear Inevitably, people have to assist newcomers into the car.
"Eh? Sister Hao Lian!"
When Yu Na stretched out her hand again, she saw a familiar face and couldn't help but exclaimed. Everyone else looked curiously at the one who had cut off her golden waist-length hair and wore a hat, looking refreshed. Many Hao Lianyuan, this is the first time they met since Hedi said goodbye, it seems that Hao Lianyuan has changed.
"And me!"
Li Yutong suddenly got out from behind Hao Lianyuan, and smiled sweetly at Xuanyuanying and the others, it was good to see them again.
"Why are you here too?"
Leng Qing on the other side asked strangely. In his impression, although Li Yutong was tough, she was only suitable to be a young lady. It was really hard to imagine her as a soldier.
"Why can't I come? Humph, let me tell you coldly, Miss Ben will never back down."
As if being stepped on by someone's tail, Li Yutong's hair exploded in an instant, her eyes were reddish and she stared coldly. Although they had been abandoned by Young Master Ying in advance, she was not reconciled, even for a second, she wanted to stay with them Together, even this second requires countless hard work, sweat, and even life.
"What's the matter? This is not a place for you to reminisce about the old days. Don't let me go up."
Before the coldness could be apologized, Wang Qing's angry roar came from behind the two of them. Hao Lianyuan stuck out her tongue mischievously, stretched out her hand towards Yu Na, and got into the car smoothly with her assistance.
"Alright, I've lost my words and deeds, right? Miss Li Yutong, please get in the car."
Reluctantly stretching out his big hand and admitting defeat coldly, he can somewhat understand her mood.
"Hmph, Miss Ben is not a big deal, Sister Na, give me a hand."
Li Yutong snorted arrogantly, turned around and caught Yu Na's outstretched hand, and climbed into the car with difficulty.
"Ha ha……"
Leng Qing was obviously disgusted, and the outstretched hand was held there awkwardly, causing everyone to laugh. Li Yutong, this little girl, really dares, and she is not afraid of offending Leng Qing.
"Smile, you can't fucking come up."
Embarrassed and cold, he turned his head and glanced at his friends who were laughing heartlessly, and then stared viciously at the next unlucky person who was about to get in the car.
"Eh...you...I..."
The man with a height of 170 cm and a breathable appearance looked at him cowardly, with obvious fear in his eyes, obviously frightened by someone.
"Cold feelings!"
Xuanyuanying frowned unobtrusively. He didn't object to their messing around, but the other party looked like an honest and honest person, and bullying the weak was not their style.
"Ahem... sorry!"
Someone's cool warning calmed down the coldness in an instant, and he glanced at the gentle and handsome young man in a low voice apologetically, a gentle smile slowly rose on his handsome face.
"bring it on."
The young man shrank his hand, but finally firmly placed it on his big hand.
"what!"
"bump……"
"Forehead……"
Pulling up coldly, the boy screamed and got on the truck in the blink of an eye. As the saying goes, bloody things always happen unknowingly. When a teenager is pulled up by coldness because of fear Reflexively closing his eyes, he waved his hands indiscriminately, waving Leng Qing's eyes so that Leng Qing couldn't help but take a few steps back, a young man who fell unsteadily on the ground, and was pulled up by him, Well, his whole body threw himself on Lengqing's body, this is definitely not the reason for shocking, what makes people bloodthirsty is that the boy just fell between his legs, it's so fucking bloody!
The whole truck was so quiet in an instant that it seemed as if they could hear each other's breathing and heartbeat clearly. Everyone looked at the two with weird faces, and no one dared to speak out, for fear of angering a handsome man whose face was dark enough to be at the bottom of the pot. Comparable to a man whose eyes quickly gathered anger, even Xuanyuan Ying was no exception. He didn't expect things to turn out like this. It seemed that he was cold and angry.
"Um..."
The boy's head moved, as if he wanted to get up, but before he had time to use his hands, he fell down suddenly.
"Well!"
A painful moan burst out coldly, and the forehead was instantly covered with fine thin sweat. The corners of Xuanyuan Ying and the others' mouths twitched. Looking at the extreme pain and forbearance on his face, they were all sympathetic, brother ,Thanks for your hard work!
"Um..."
The boy didn't seem to be aware of the trouble he caused, his head kept wriggling, and someone finally couldn't bear it anymore and twisted the boy's back collar, and mercilessly shook him off.
"what……"
The boy screamed in fright, but fortunately Xiao Ning and Zhan Tian reacted quickly and kindly gave him a hand, otherwise his head would have to be severely injured.
"Cao Ni Ma, are you mentally retarded or brain-dead?"
Standing up abruptly, he casually picked a seat and sat down coldly, his legs crossed together uncomfortably, his handsome face was pitch-black, damn it, this time it was a big embarrassment.
"Ok?"
The young man seemed to have no idea what was going on, with a pair of pure eyes, he looked at Leng Qing blankly, his face was full of grievances, although his reaction was slow, it didn't mean he was stupid, how could he feel that Leng Qing was so obviously disgusted? less than?
"How can you insult people?"
"Uh...haha..."
After the belated questioning, everyone was stunned, and then couldn't help laughing with their stomachs in their arms. Damn it's a real treasure, it's so fucking interesting.
As for the coldness, he was already so angry that his seven orifices were filled with smoke, and he stared at the righteous person with black lines all over his face. NND What heinous thing did he do in his previous life?
Suddenly, Wang Qing sneered mercilessly in front of him. Everyone looked up and saw a slender girl standing in front of Wang Qing. At their feet, some daily skin care products Scattered on the ground, the girl seemed to be frightened, and lowered her head deeply.
"I warn you again, you are here to serve as soldiers, and you have to look like a soldier. Except for the supplies distributed by the army, you are not allowed to bring me anything, including mobile phones and other communication equipment."
Wang Qing faced everyone with a serious face, and he didn't see the lost look when he faced Long Miaomiao's body. The demeanor of Iron and Blood Company Commander showed little by little. Tuan, they are really unlucky in eight lifetimes, except of course Xuanyuanying and others, what they want is such a strict company commander.
As the team slowly moved forward, several military trucks drove away, and Ye Tianxie and Wang Qing's feet were also full of weird things, including watches, cameras, mobile phones, tablets, retail fruit drinks, mineral water, and lipsticks. Honey eyebrow pencil, honey foundation, even toilet paper, it's amazing.
Almost an hour later, it was finally the turn of Xuanyuan Ying and the others. Although their cultivation bases were sealed, the portable space was usable. There was almost no suspense. Everyone passed the inspection by Ye Tianxie and Wang Qing.
"Little guy, this young master won't go through the back door, cheer me up."
Taking advantage of the time when everyone wasn't paying attention, Ye Tianxie touched Xuanyuanying's butt unscrupulously, and whispered in his ear, Xuanyuanying was instantly stunned by thunder, and stared at him fiercely. Finally, with the help of the people in front, he climbed into the big truck.
"Snapped!"
"Can you please explain what this is?"
Yu Na, who was at the end of the queue, had just climbed onto the truck when Ye Tianxie's serious and magnetic voice came from the front. Almost everyone looked over curiously. In an instant, the women blushed, and the men On the other hand, he put on a thief's smile and gloated at Zhang Xiantai who was caught.
What Ye Tianxie was twisting in his hands was actually not a big deal, it was just a box of Durex, well, it's a blockbuster, it's really blind to see a condom on such an occasion.
At first glance, Zhang Xiantai is a very rough and eclectic guy, but it is inevitable that he will be embarrassed when he exposes his personal belongings in the sun so brightly. Coupled with Ye Tianxie's calm and majestic aura, he instantly feels She was quite short, and didn't dare to show any air. She said foolishly, "I...I...the teacher said...to pay attention to hygiene. When doing it yourself, you'd better wear a condom to avoid infection."
"puff!"
"Ha ha……"
The explanation that was so far-fetched that it was almost unreasonable instantly amused everyone present. Everyone sprayed it together and laughed out of shape. Nima is really lucky that he can pull it out. The teacher said, mother, which teacher can teach Do people still wear condoms while masturbating?Excellent, really excellent!
"Snapped!"
Ye Tianxie threw the condom on Zhang Xiantai's face expressionlessly.
"If you have the ability, you can use it to me now."
"Forehead……"
A group of crows croaked and flew over the head, Zhang Xiantai instantly paled with a rough and handsome face, other people, including women, almost everyone's eyes inevitably looked at his legs, use now?Um... so cold!
"That...report sir, I am here to honor your old man!"
Suddenly, the ashen-faced Zhang Xiantai said arrogantly again, thinking that he was clever and repelled Ye Tianxie's army.
"In that case, stand at attention and rest!"
Ye Tianxie yelled the slogan fiercely, Zhang Xiantai stood at attention reflexively and took a rest, not daring to neglect in the slightest.
"Blaid bribery to the country's major, you are quite courageous, since you are a first-time offender, run in place for two hours, start!"
"bump!"
Zhang Xiantai twitched and fell to the ground. Damn, two hours, it's going to be dead, okay?
Without any sympathy for someone's suffering, Ye Tianxie ordered someone to lift him up from the ground. Of course, this is not very polite. He was forced to start running on the spot immediately, and he took the remaining Durex in his backpack. Throwing it at your feet like trash, some women who were eager to move because of his beauty saw this, and gave up the idea of having a life-and-death relationship with him in the army. Marrying such a man who doesn't understand style.
Xuanyuan Ying and his group watched with great interest all the time, each and every one of them gloated, especially Xiao Ning, not to mention how excited he was, and the admiration for Ye Tianxie was like a surging river, endlessly flowing, There is a faint tendency to surpass Xuanyuanying, Ye Shaotai is so fucking awesome!
The recruits got on the bus one by one, seeing that the truck Xuanyuanying and the others were riding was about to be full, and there were not many people left in the line. Xuanyuanying, who was not used to being crowded, sat between Luo Bing and the others, and the truck near the rear Inevitably, people have to assist newcomers into the car.
"Eh? Sister Hao Lian!"
When Yu Na stretched out her hand again, she saw a familiar face and couldn't help but exclaimed. Everyone else looked curiously at the one who had cut off her golden waist-length hair and wore a hat, looking refreshed. Many Hao Lianyuan, this is the first time they met since Hedi said goodbye, it seems that Hao Lianyuan has changed.
"And me!"
Li Yutong suddenly got out from behind Hao Lianyuan, and smiled sweetly at Xuanyuanying and the others, it was good to see them again.
"Why are you here too?"
Leng Qing on the other side asked strangely. In his impression, although Li Yutong was tough, she was only suitable to be a young lady. It was really hard to imagine her as a soldier.
"Why can't I come? Humph, let me tell you coldly, Miss Ben will never back down."
As if being stepped on by someone's tail, Li Yutong's hair exploded in an instant, her eyes were reddish and she stared coldly. Although they had been abandoned by Young Master Ying in advance, she was not reconciled, even for a second, she wanted to stay with them Together, even this second requires countless hard work, sweat, and even life.
"What's the matter? This is not a place for you to reminisce about the old days. Don't let me go up."
Before the coldness could be apologized, Wang Qing's angry roar came from behind the two of them. Hao Lianyuan stuck out her tongue mischievously, stretched out her hand towards Yu Na, and got into the car smoothly with her assistance.
"Alright, I've lost my words and deeds, right? Miss Li Yutong, please get in the car."
Reluctantly stretching out his big hand and admitting defeat coldly, he can somewhat understand her mood.
"Hmph, Miss Ben is not a big deal, Sister Na, give me a hand."
Li Yutong snorted arrogantly, turned around and caught Yu Na's outstretched hand, and climbed into the car with difficulty.
"Ha ha……"
Leng Qing was obviously disgusted, and the outstretched hand was held there awkwardly, causing everyone to laugh. Li Yutong, this little girl, really dares, and she is not afraid of offending Leng Qing.
"Smile, you can't fucking come up."
Embarrassed and cold, he turned his head and glanced at his friends who were laughing heartlessly, and then stared viciously at the next unlucky person who was about to get in the car.
"Eh...you...I..."
The man with a height of 170 cm and a breathable appearance looked at him cowardly, with obvious fear in his eyes, obviously frightened by someone.
"Cold feelings!"
Xuanyuanying frowned unobtrusively. He didn't object to their messing around, but the other party looked like an honest and honest person, and bullying the weak was not their style.
"Ahem... sorry!"
Someone's cool warning calmed down the coldness in an instant, and he glanced at the gentle and handsome young man in a low voice apologetically, a gentle smile slowly rose on his handsome face.
"bring it on."
The young man shrank his hand, but finally firmly placed it on his big hand.
"what!"
"bump……"
"Forehead……"
Pulling up coldly, the boy screamed and got on the truck in the blink of an eye. As the saying goes, bloody things always happen unknowingly. When a teenager is pulled up by coldness because of fear Reflexively closing his eyes, he waved his hands indiscriminately, waving Leng Qing's eyes so that Leng Qing couldn't help but take a few steps back, a young man who fell unsteadily on the ground, and was pulled up by him, Well, his whole body threw himself on Lengqing's body, this is definitely not the reason for shocking, what makes people bloodthirsty is that the boy just fell between his legs, it's so fucking bloody!
The whole truck was so quiet in an instant that it seemed as if they could hear each other's breathing and heartbeat clearly. Everyone looked at the two with weird faces, and no one dared to speak out, for fear of angering a handsome man whose face was dark enough to be at the bottom of the pot. Comparable to a man whose eyes quickly gathered anger, even Xuanyuan Ying was no exception. He didn't expect things to turn out like this. It seemed that he was cold and angry.
"Um..."
The boy's head moved, as if he wanted to get up, but before he had time to use his hands, he fell down suddenly.
"Well!"
A painful moan burst out coldly, and the forehead was instantly covered with fine thin sweat. The corners of Xuanyuan Ying and the others' mouths twitched. Looking at the extreme pain and forbearance on his face, they were all sympathetic, brother ,Thanks for your hard work!
"Um..."
The boy didn't seem to be aware of the trouble he caused, his head kept wriggling, and someone finally couldn't bear it anymore and twisted the boy's back collar, and mercilessly shook him off.
"what……"
The boy screamed in fright, but fortunately Xiao Ning and Zhan Tian reacted quickly and kindly gave him a hand, otherwise his head would have to be severely injured.
"Cao Ni Ma, are you mentally retarded or brain-dead?"
Standing up abruptly, he casually picked a seat and sat down coldly, his legs crossed together uncomfortably, his handsome face was pitch-black, damn it, this time it was a big embarrassment.
"Ok?"
The young man seemed to have no idea what was going on, with a pair of pure eyes, he looked at Leng Qing blankly, his face was full of grievances, although his reaction was slow, it didn't mean he was stupid, how could he feel that Leng Qing was so obviously disgusted? less than?
"How can you insult people?"
"Uh...haha..."
After the belated questioning, everyone was stunned, and then couldn't help laughing with their stomachs in their arms. Damn it's a real treasure, it's so fucking interesting.
As for the coldness, he was already so angry that his seven orifices were filled with smoke, and he stared at the righteous person with black lines all over his face. NND What heinous thing did he do in his previous life?
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