[Comprehensive] The man who delivers the courier with his life

Hisoka was holding an emerald Guanyin jade pendant in his hand, it was not big, but this Guanyin jade pendant was carved very carefully.The proportion of the head, hands, feet and body is well-proportioned, the texture is smooth, and the facial features are kind and compassionate. When people see it, they seem to calm down in their hearts.

Jade has a very important position in country C. Hisoka doesn't know about these things, but after staying with the scenery for a long time, he will come into contact with these things more or less.Hisoka has a lot of knowledge, and he can still tell whether something is good or bad.

The craftsmanship of the Jade Guanyin in his hands is undoubtedly very exquisite, and I always feel that this Jade Guanyin seems to "come alive".

And this jade pendant of Yuguanyin is not only exquisite in craftsmanship, but also its texture and head are also excellent.Bright, bright and highly transparent green, there are no impurities in it. When viewed through light, the whole is as wonderful as if the light is contained in it.

If I use the words of scenery to briefly summarize, that is, this is a Guanyin jade pendant that can sell for a lot of money - except that it is a little smaller.

Hisoka and Jingjing naturally don't have any leisure time to buy this kind of jade pendant suddenly, neither he nor Jingjing like to make these.Even if Jingjing is a Taoist priest, he needs to carry a lot of trivial things with him, but Jingjing will hide these things where others can't see them, including his big bag that he always uses to pack express delivery every time he goes to the next world. Cloth bag.

If it is said that Hisoka has been with Jingjing for so long, there is still something completely unknown about Jingjing, that is, he will never know where Jingjing hid those things.Hisoka himself doesn't like to get to the bottom of things, after all, those things are "insignificant" to him.

The only reason why Hisoka holds this Jade Guanyin jade pendant in his hand today is that this Jade Guanyin is the courier that will be sent out this time.

Scenic doesn't like to disassemble the courier to be sent out, but these couriers have not undergone any "testing", and the facts have proved that occasionally they still need to be manually confirmed.And the delivery this time was really too special, so special that it made Scenery really hesitate whether to send it or not.

Because, on the outside of the package of this Jade Guanyin, there are several bold and enlarged words written "Avalokitesvara who can really send a child".

Since Buddhism was spread in China, including Buddhism and some local immortal lands, with the development of the trend of the times, there are gradually more "abilities" that are specially marked.For example, Guanyin Bodhisattva, who used to save suffering and suffering, has been specially built as the "Songzi Guanyin Temple" since I don't know when, and Guanyin Bodhisattva has also gained the name of "Songzi Guanyin".

Do you think Guanyin Bodhisattva can make an ordinary person pregnant with a wave of his hand?

Of course you can, and some other powerful people can do it.But for some reason, only Guanyin Bodhisattva became Songzi Guanyin.Just like the folk bedside mother-in-law, she specializes in the work of delivering children after the husband and wife are in harmony.

Hisoka didn't know anything about these beliefs and religions. Although Jingjing was a Taoist priest, he didn't know much about the Taoist priest who had been practicing the Taoist demon-slaying technique with his master.In fact, he only learned about other sects after he went down the mountain.It is useless to dwell on the question of why Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva became Avalokitesvara.

What can be confirmed by Jingjing is that the couriers he sends can always deliver non-stop when something goes wrong.Before he fully understood, in the last world, he and Hisoka were thrown to catch the divine sculpture with their own hands, but the captured divine sculpture was delivered as a courier, but in the end it deviates from the description in a big circle, which is completely different. What is the same situation.

He still remembers the time when he gave a minion figurine, which turned into a living minion in the end. The last time he gave a "living creature", it just traveled through space with a bird's egg, and the bird's egg ended up grown up.

This time, such a courier came directly to him.

After discovering the words written on the courier, Jingjing immediately paid attention to it. He didn't want the recipient to find out that he was pregnant one day after receiving the package.

Although generally speaking, Guanyin will give a child to a "couple", and it is normal to make the wife pregnant, but the recipient on this courier, after the scene is confirmed to be a man, becomes uncertain. It is not possible to fully guarantee whether the Guanyin of Songzi will not have "unexpected" situations - such as getting a man pregnant.

So Jingjing unpacked the package this time, and did some simple experiments on the Songzi Guanyin.He put the Guanyin of Songzi in a box, then bound it to the hamster he bought—male—and then...

Shockingly, the male hamster was actually pregnant.

Scenery: "..." Once again, it feels like the whole world is collapsing and rebuilding.Obviously, he and Hisoka have even seen a god with a tumor in his head that can turn into a goddess of war, but it took only a few days to find this little jade pendant, and it really made a male hamster pregnant After the incident, the scenery was still a little erratic for a while.

There is a saying about jade pendants in country c, "Men wear Guanyin and women wear Buddha." It can conceive and nourish the body and bless safety. If the jade pendant can be "lived", it would be even better.

Although Jingjing didn't know the relationship between this Avalokitesvara jade pendant and the original Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva and "Songzi Avalokitesvara" and why they were all related together, he finally decided to find the recipient first.

However, compared with the erratic scenery, Hisoka has a great interest in this jade pendant, but after discovering this very "unique" Jade Guanyin jade pendant, it seems that it has no other magical powers other than "giving a child". So Hisoka became a little tired.

but……

Hisoka tilted his head slightly, and held the Jade Guanyin too high in his hand. Looking at the view when the light passed through the Jade Avalokitesvara, he showed a "interesting" smile on his face.

In fact, when he saw that the male hamster that ate and ate all day suddenly became pregnant, he was also very surprised.Now the male hamster who eats nothing but eats has become very "maternal" after giving birth.And Hisoka thought, if he saw a picture of a man becoming pregnant and becoming very maternal...

Although it was a bit unacceptable at first, and I couldn't think about it, but if I saw it with my own eyes, it should be extremely interesting, right?

Landscape appeared behind Hisoka, and took away the jade pendant he had been carrying from Hisoka's hand, "Don't touch it too much." Landscape said, after putting it away, he turned to face Hisoka, "It will pregnant."

Although, if Hisoka was pregnant, Jingjing imagined such a scene, he would not feel disgusted, he would just accept it naturally, and he even knew that he would love himself and Hisoka's child very much.But it’s enough to think of that kind of picture once in a while. Kawaii doesn’t want Hisoka to be pregnant, and he can’t imagine that Hisoka will be pregnant one day.

Now there are a lot of Hisoka, and the scenery is already very satisfying.

Hisoka lay on the back of the sofa, looked at the scenery with squinted eyes, and said with a smile, "It's just an occasional contact with someone who won't get pregnant~" He Jianjing walked back and forth in the room, doing his own things, and adjusted his posture She said, "How long do you think it would take to get pregnant if it was a human being? And... this jade pendant has been in the same room with us all this time, will we suddenly find out one day that both of us are pregnant? "

This kind of speculation is a bit frightening, the scenery stopped, and couldn't help but imagine that he and Hisoka were pregnant at the same time, watching the parenting tutorial together with their big bellies...

After a long time, he moved again, saying "flat" in his mouth, but he said after experiencing some turmoil in his heart, "This kind of thing will not happen."

After discovering that this Avalokitesvara jade pendant can really "send a child" or attack indiscriminately regardless of gender, Scenery spent a long time researching and investigating it, as well as many procedures. Fortunately, it can be determined in the end. What's more, only "carrying" this Avalokitesvara jade pendant will produce the effect of "conceiving a child".

But even so, before that, he couldn't help but come up countless times in his mind, the "beautiful" picture of himself and Hisoka being pregnant at the same time, he couldn't bear to look directly at it.Now I have finally forgotten it for a while, and when Hisoka asked him this question, his mind couldn't help showing that picture again.

And because Scenery has had this imagination for a long time, many of the "getting along" details are very rich, which makes Scenery feel like it has suffered a more powerful magical attack every time it thinks of these pictures.

After listening to Jingjing's answer, Hisoka just laughed, and after laughing for a while, he said to Jingjing, "All ready?"

Jingjing nodded, "It's all good."

The reason why he and Hisoka made such a big commotion, and spent so much time, is to send out the Guanyin Jade Pendant "reasonably" - although the scenery has already been prepared, he and Hisoka have to be in this world I kept it until I was ready to die. After all, if you think about it, no one will wear it when they believe in the function of this jade pendant.But even so, he still wants to give this jade pendant away.

If the express delivery conditions this time are not too harsh, maybe some loopholes can be found, so that the recipient can not only accept the express delivery, but also not have some bad consequences.

For these things, Jingjing and Hisoka still put a lot of thought into it.It is no longer enough to rely on physical strength to travel thousands of miles to deliver express delivery. It also requires wisdom, courage, whimsy and the ability to deal with any possible consequences.

Therefore, express delivery is not an easy job.

……

As if in the blink of an eye, a small supermarket appeared at the intersection. The number of things in it was not too many, but the variety was relatively complete.They are all things that everyone will use in life and study. Although the store is not very big, it does make the residents living around feel a lot more convenient, and the boss here is a very generous person. Let me come here People who shop will feel happy.

It's only been a day or two, and the news of a small supermarket opening at the intersection has already spread around. The store manager is the new neighbor Jingjing who just moved here.

Although Jingjing doesn't like to laugh very much, but his temperament is reliable and he has a good appearance, so he is already very popular among women.Not to mention that there is still a happy time, Hisoka who can make any woman unable to escape her charm.Moreover, in most families, women hold the right to purchase, so this "not too big" supermarket has a particularly prosperous business just a few days after it opened. There are always many women who buy things. He just stood there for a long time, just to chat with the boss.

Since Xiao Sakura fell in love with the scenery at first sight, although she felt very contradictory in her heart, she still couldn't help but want to see him again, and every time she saw the scenery, she would feel very happy.

Although Brother Jingjing and Brother Snow Rabbit are two completely different people, they have the same kindness in their hearts. Every time they meet Sakura, they are also very kind to Sakura.It seems that there is no soy sauce at home today, brother Toya asked Xiaoying to come out to make soy sauce, and Xiaoying immediately rushed out of the house happily with the money.

It's just that when she quickly ran to the door of the newly opened "Ban Yue Supermarket", she saw an even more "blocked" situation than usual.Unlike the previous situation where there was always a group of age groups from elementary school students to housewives and middle-aged and young ladies surrounding the owner of the Banyue Supermarket, there was actually a long, long line outside the Banyue Supermarket today.

Xiao Sakura stared blankly at the people who lined up laughing and discussing, and then looked at Brother Jing who was standing behind the counter in Banyue Supermarket. Brother Suo came out of the store, holding a large red notice board in his hand and put it at the door, which read "Ban Yue Supermarket, today's big sale, [-]% off the whole site, and a chance to give away a lottery! Buy a lot , smoke a lot, don’t miss it~!”

At the end of the billboard, there is also a Q version of the smiling face of the clown, which looks quite cute.

"Sakura!" Just as Sakura was in a daze, a very familiar voice came from the end of the line, and Sakura reflexively turned her head to look, and saw the Moon City Snow Rabbit.

Still the same light blue jacket as always, accompanied by a white shirt, tall body, and warm smile.Sakura, who was still full of energy just now, blushed instantly, but she immediately ran to stand behind Xuetu and asked, "Is Brother Xuetu also here to buy something?"

Snow Rabbit smiled and raised her hand to rub the top of Sakura's hair, and said, "Yeah, I happen to be missing a lot of things at home, and the newly opened Banyue Supermarket has a big sale, so I'm here. Sakura is here What do you do?"

Because of the queue, Sakura and Snow Rabbit stood a little closer, the blush on her face became more obvious, she lowered her head in embarrassment and took a step back, only then did Sakura feel as if she could breathe again, she took a deep breath , making himself look "normal" before replying, "There is no soy sauce at home, my brother asked me to come out and buy soy sauce."

Snow Rabbit: "That's really a coincidence. I heard that today's Banyue Supermarket has bought a lot of things, and there are many items that everyone likes. I remember that Sakura really likes xx bear dolls? Although they are out of print It’s not here, but I heard it’s available in Banyue Supermarket today~”

As soon as Xiao Sakura heard the xx bear puppet, she immediately raised her head and asked in surprise, "Is it true? Is Brother Snow Rabbit real?"

Snow Rabbit still nodded with a gentle smile, looking at Xiao Ying with the same pampering towards her younger sister as always, and the energetic Xiao Ying always brings happiness to those around her.

"That's great!" Sakura cheered a little, but soon realized that she was too unladylike in front of Brother Xuetu just now, so she felt embarrassed again, drooping with a red face. He said, "I...I mean...it's...that's great." He tugged at the corner of his skirt as he spoke, which made Snow Rabbit laugh out loud.

But when Sakura, who was very happy at first, was about to charge forward with the countdown of everyone's big sale, her brain, which was not enough because of encountering a snow rabbit, suddenly got stuck after seeing the scenery in front of the crowd.

Some people will encounter some problems, and it is a problem that many people will encounter, such as: "What should I do if I bring my current girlfriend and meet my ex-girlfriend?" Many people will be troubled by this problem, and they always Unable to find a truly satisfactory answer.

When Xiao Sakura was with her friend Tomoyo, they also talked about this issue. At that time, the two of them saw a boy in the school face such an embarrassing situation.

At that time, the boy was not only slapped by his ex-girlfriend in public, but also slapped by his current girlfriend.One of the two girls turned around angrily and strode away, the other ran away crying, leaving behind a boy with slap marks on both sides of his face standing there, surrounded by other passing students.

Falling in love is a very common thing in their elementary school, but it is really rare for the boy to bring his current girlfriend to meet his ex-girlfriend and not deal with it.

Sakura still remembers that she told Tomoyo at the time that if this kind of situation really happens in the future, she must try her best to avoid the situation where her current boyfriend meets her ex-boyfriend, because there will be some unpredictable situations.But now look at what's going on?

The two people she likes the same are about to meet! ! !

And still at such a close distance, it won't be long before the three of them will meet face to face.

Although it was said that Sakura "secretly fell in love" with Xuetu's brother and the new neighbor's brother, they did not let these two people know.But the girl's embarrassment has not diminished at all, and at the same time there is a feeling of embarrassment and not knowing what to do.

In the end, I had no choice but to bite the bullet and go buy soy sauce.

As a result, because Sakura thought too seriously, when the rush-buying time started and everyone rushed into the Banyue Supermarket, even Sakura, who had very good motor nerves, was caught by the crowd after she squeezed a certain distance inside. This kind of "sudden and violent" action was squeezed to one side.

Snow Rabbit saw it at the time, but he was standing a little far away, unable to help Sakura, but at the last moment when Sakura was about to fall to the ground.A strong arm lifted her up from the ground at once.

The indifferent smell like the pine forest in the mountain stream permeates, and for a moment Sakura thinks that she is on the top of a mountain, and there is a very ethereal and quiet sense of tranquility.Not only felt it, Sakura felt as if she had seen it... It was a very beautiful scene of the wild crane version of the cloud...

However, these "illusions" of Sakura were quickly shattered, and the scenery who picked her up carried her to the side, avoiding the crowd of "full combat power", put her on the ground and asked, "Are you not injured? Little cherry?"

Sakura was brought back to her senses by the sound of Jingjing, looked up and saw Jingjing's eyes that made people feel embarrassed no matter how she looked at them, with a swipe, her whole body turned red like a live shrimp. Jingjing bowed violently, and stammered slightly: "I...I...I'm fine! Thank you very much for your help! Brother Feng...Brother Jingjing!"

Seeing Xiaoying like this, Jingjing couldn't help softening the lines on her face, showing a faint smile, and then Xiaoying who had just straightened up, after seeing the smile on Jingjing's face, swiped For a moment, I felt as if a sacred song sounded in my ears.

At that moment, she saw Jesus on the cross, the priest, herself in white gauze, and...

"Thank you so much, you brought Sakura here just in time." Snow Rabbit who finally squeezed over said to Jingjing with a sigh of relief.

There are too many people in the store now, like the situation just now, and Sakura is much smaller than adults. The injury is not good.

Jingjing shook his head slightly and said, "It doesn't matter, I also like Sakura very much."

Sakura, who was still in a dreamy scene just now, was instantly brought back to reality by the voices of Jingjing and Xuetu. She looked up at the two "perfect" men talking happily.Slowly lowering his head and covering his face, he scolded his "fascinating heart" again, unable to bear the entanglement that such a scene finally happened.

The only comforting place is probably that Brother Jing and Brother Xuetu seem to get along very well, and the most frustrating part is here... because both of them are just secretly in love with qwq, thinking of this It felt even harder.

What is she going to do? !